LELAND AND CLEO

"Listen, I'm not in charge of who hires what around here. What I can do is give you... some freelance work that you seem expertly suited for.... and if you perform adequately I can introduce you to the big man upstairs to discuss some more permanent employment. Sound good?"

THE ITEM ROOM

Your request for "magic wand" yielded the following result:

Lapiz Wand The personal crafting wand of Glinfae Lapiz, a famous Artisan-archmage born 60,000 years ago. She specialized exclusively in gemstone magic, but was more concerned about creating beautiful art than the usual wizards. Her most famous works include the great kaleidoscopic floor of Melded's Cathedral and the Sapphire City of Quun. This is one of her many workshop wands rather than ones she used in public - it allows the wielder to manipulate the shape of stone into any form that can be imagined, although on a fairly small scale, this is one of her detailing wands. It can broadly manipulate about the volume of a car of stone at one time.

Your request for "tesla coil" yielded the following result:

Tesla's original Tesla coil Literally exactly what it says.

Your request for "circular saw" yielded the following:

Abraxian Vortex Saw - Using solid blades is so Earth. The people of the planet Abraxia have long used technology which hyper-pressurises energised atmosphere into the requisite blade shape, meaning that there is no need to ever replace the blade.

Your request for "world peace" yielded.... WARNING! WARNING! EXTREME DANGER DETECTED, PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION.... the following result:

World Peace - World Peace was the name of a horrific nanoplague that nearly destroyed Earth Zero seven hundred years ago. The nanoplage was responsible for the permanent mind wiping of over 8 million people and leaving several major cities as homogenised metal structures. The plague rewrites every being into a perfect drone, thus eventually causing the world peace that it was named. If it wasn't for Doomforall's intervention it probably would have succeeded.

WARNING: TAKING THIS FINAL SAMPLE OF WORLD PEACE REQUIRES A MAJORITY CONSENSUS OF RIFT-TOUCHED (OOC: eg. the party)