The Last Oddetsey

[alex_holt]

The Cucumberoo hands Twitch a small bag of holding, which is a small parrot suitable which only weighs as much as the heaviest item inside it.

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Spod peruses the shop, but before he can even think of making a trade Sprondinkle turns his weird robotic body towards him and addresses him.

"I am afraidddddd good rockmonster that we are now passttt closing time... we have to move on, yes, move on, too late to leave... too late indeed.. the end is too close to tarry."

The strange being begins to manically push buttons and pull levers that Spod hadn't even previously spotted around the room, hidden in odd places around the junkshop. Wind a crank on a fisher price toy. Pull a lever out a bedside light made of crystalised souls, chub the cheeks of a stuffed honey badger. Suddenly the whole room is filled with light...................................

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The thugs outside cover their eyes as the shop de materialises in a flash of brilliant lights that cross the entire spectrum. There is now an empty building in a spot where moments before stood a shop. This is reasonably strange even for Melded, but as their target has now vanished from the face of the multiverse and headed off into parts unknown, they decide to go watch some TOWIE to full-fill their crime needs for the night.