The Last Oddetsey

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As the party leave the relic room, they find that the Cucumberoo is talking nervously to a new figure who has entered the room. It turns around to reveal itself to be an Alakazam wearing a lilac military looking uniform and some sort of glowing headband. It sneers at the party.

"I am Vortigon, 3rd Level Prefect of the Psi-Corp. I am here for the cat and the angel."

Aurelia positions herself on the massive bicycle she has just unfolded and wheels through the church towards the Alakazam. The Cucumberoo eyes her with what Aurelia thinks is disdain towards Aurelia driving her bike in a church.

"Say nothing, Cucumberoo. If this place dedicated to the worship of the villainous Professor Vengeance truly is a legitimate church, then as an angel I will well outrank you here. In the short time I have been here I have found that this church works in mysterious and sometimes outright unholy ways, but the inclusion of le grand Maurice Francois in your pantheon is one decision I support with every fiber in my body. As a herald of the Heavens I have seen le grand Maurice Francois join our ranks after he passed away in his final battle. I have seen no braver man, and to be riding his bicycle, in this church, is an honor that is only matched by the honor of drinking his wine, which I shall do shortly."

After hearing the Cucumberoo's response, which will undoubtedly be brought to life by our beloved gamemaster in the near future, turns herself towards the Alakazam that has just shown a specific interest in her and Cleo.

"Alakazam!
Some say that your brain can outperform a super-computer. Your intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.
And that you can memorize anything. You never forget what you learn -- that's why you are so smart.
And that closing both your eyes heightens all your other senses. This enables you to use your abilities to their extremes.
And that your brain cells multiply continually until you die. As a result, you remember everything.
And that you have an IQ of 5000. You calculate many things in order to gain the edge in every battle.
And that your brain continually grows, making your head far too heavy to support with you neck. You hold your head up using your psychokinetic power instead.
And your brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives you an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. You have a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world.
And that while you have strong psychic abilities and high intelligence, your muscles are very weak. You use psychic power to move your body.
And that you do not like physical attacks very much. Instead, you freely use extra-sensory powers to defeat foes.
And that your brain can outperform a supercomputer. Your IQ (intelligence quotient) is said to be around 5,000.
And that your superb memory lets you recall everything you have experienced from birth. Your IQ exceeds 5,000.
And that your highly developed brain is on par with a supercomputer. You can use all forms of psychic abilities.
And that the spoons clutched in your hands are said to have been created by your psychic powers.
And that closing both your eyes heightens all your other senses. This enables you to use your abilities to their extremes.
And that your brain cells multiply continually until you die. As a result, you remember everything.
And that the spoons clutched in your hands are said to have been created by your psychic powers.
And that your brain cells multiply continually until you die. As a result, you remember everything.
And that your brain can outperform a supercomputer. Your IQ (intelligence quotient) is said to be around 5,000.
All I know is, you're called Vortigon.

Say what you wish to say."

(Yeah, I just used all of Alakazam's PokeDex entries, and yeah, that explains why some statements seem to appear more than once, sue Game Freak, not me.)