Sprondinkle cringes "Why would you want to know about him? He's ancient history, hasn't been seen in thousands of years. A reeeeal nasty piece of work, would be saving the world one minute and trying to take it over the next, wouldn't catch me going anywhere the likes of that guy!"

As for map... perhaps I can interest you in a geolocational earwig? It's the last one I have left, very rare and hard to get hold of these days - will let you have perfect knowledge of where you are at all times!"