"Who am I?"

You don't know the great Professor Vengeance? Supervillain extraordinaire? The world's greatest criminal mind? Villainesque's Best-Dressed Megalomaniac three years running?

...You're serious, aren't you?

Honestly, what is it with the young offenders of today?

[Eudial backs off from the controls]

Thank you. I suppose.

Right, let's see here. First, let's get that emergency door open, then I'll have a little browse through the system and see if I can't learn anything more about this dismal place.

(Or about my cell-mates, for that matter...)