The Last Oddetsey

[steven_mcg]

"Who am I?"

You don't know the great Professor Vengeance? Supervillain extraordinaire? The world's greatest criminal mind? Villainesque's Best-Dressed Megalomaniac three years running?

...You're serious, aren't you?

Honestly, what is it with the young offenders of today?

[Eudial backs off from the controls]

Thank you. I suppose.

Right, let's see here. First, let's get that emergency door open, then I'll have a little browse through the system and see if I can't learn anything more about this dismal place.

(Or about my cell-mates, for that matter...)

[kodster]

You don't know the great Professor Vengeance? Supervillain extraordinaire? The world's greatest criminal mind? Villainesque's Best-Dressed Megalomaniac three years running?

...You're serious, aren't you?

*Eudial yells in panic* Well excuuuuse me if this is the first time I've been thrown into an alternate universe!!! I... I-I don't have experience in these matters, unlike you!

*Eudial stops short in her ranting, trying to master herself* ...so why haven't you just blasted us all into a pile of ash and have done with it? Surely if you're a true villain, you couldn't give a damn about anyone else here. Or are you trying to use them for other means? Work ethic, I suppose?

*she's still hugely apprehensive about the Prof. and it's showing on her face*