THE LAST ODDESTSEY

There is a thrumming sound in the above your heads in the darkness, you don’t know where you are and can see nothing, just that you aren’t in the same place each of you were a few seconds previously. Strange whirring and the sound of venting spurts of gas along with some strange deep beeping echoes through wherever you are and the ground shakes.

After a few seconds some dim lighting illuminates the room you find yourselves each in separate tubes of a translucent glass like substances, although all you can detect from beyond that is some sort of light moving beyond your tubes across the room with very faint singing that you can’t quite make out. The tubes appear airtight, and you could guess that the time you have before suffocating is maybe a few days at most. There are also some items at each of your feet...

Eudial - 13 HP
A good quality pungi
A TURDIS summoning beacon – like an ASDA own brand TARDIS, bigger on the outside than inside, and can travel to one place in time and space
A portable fire extinguisher made by dwarven master safety technicians
A magical loci – you can feed all your power into it day at a time and expel it in one big blast

Playzooki - 25 HP
A Furby
A heavy revolver which doesn’t work as a gun, but would be a functional cudgel

Leland Gaunt - 13 HP
Some aftershave specifically designed to cover up the smell of brimstone
Some stationary with the corporate branding of Hell.

Twitch - 16 HP
A small horseshoe magnet on a string
A cassette of ABBA Gold

Aurelia - 16 HP
An old magic depleted flaming sword, can now at best toast bread
A stack of GOSPEL SINGING TODAY magazines from 1983-1992

Spod - 25 HP
A rock polishing kit for really bringing out the details
A belt of badgers might – adds the strength of a badger to your own
A heavy section of pipe
An expensive Venetian Ball gown made of high end silk

Cleo - 13 HP
A small tin containing ten thousand pounds worth of super premium catnip
A tiny mouse who is an expert stock broker
An electrum pendant which amplifies psychic defenses to near impenetrability
A collar of silence, making your footsteps entirely undetectable
Two vials of Pym particles, each capable of making one being temporarily smaller or larger

Khloe Ajdaveric - 16 HP
A pair of perfectly balanced revolvers made of silver
A single perfect bullet, which will hit anything aimed at regardless of distance
A cloaks of the winds, which curves any bullets arrows etc round you
A bag of assorted space-pearls
Some really cool shades that let you see heat signitures

Marisa Kirisame - 13 HP
A damp brown paper bag of past their sell-by date shiitake mushrooms
A 20m long chain of coloured paperclips

Professor Vengeance - 13 HP
A monogrammed limited edition top of the line combat-cane made from the bones of a death god
A presentation case containing three flawless power gems of different colours
A one-man, personal “bunker” forcefield (protects purely from explosions)
A mechro-morph component which can temporarily replace missing electronic parts
A really dapper pocket watch with jewel encrusted hands

*For the record, try to keep track of your own info, there are ten of you, potentially all in different places at once, so if you do your own management it really helps move things along!