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SENTIENT BEINGS!
GYAAAH! What the- BWAAA!

Quote Originally Posted by alex_holt View Post
PLEASE CLEAR THE MOUNTAIN AREA IMMEDIATELY - A TEAM WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY TO EVALUATE THE VOID-ARCHON. ANY BEING STILL PRESENT WHEN THIS HAPPENS RENOUNCES ALL ABILITY TO CLAIM DAMAGES FOR PROBLEMS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: EXPOSURE TO BIZARRE COSMIC ENERGIES, GOING MAD FROM THE PRESENCE OF BEINGS AS OLD AS TIME AND BEING ACCIDENTALLY FLATTENED INTO A FINE PASTE. I REPEAT, PLEASE RETURN TO THE CITY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
NYAAGH! Ohhh! Stupid son of a...BWAARG! Grrrrrrr! Chuffing, smegging brain-surfers!

OK! That's it! That's bloody well it! It's bad enough being trapped in Cell Block Z-List on the planet that time forgot, but nobody - I repeat, nobody - screams in my head like a telepathic troll and gets away with it!

Never thought I'd say this, but the psychic cat is right! We are finding those other prisoners right now and we are not letting the blighters out of our sight until we find out just what in the name of sanity is going on around here!

Go on, Top Cat! Get the scent!