Owowowowowow.

(OK. Note to self: green gem + laser = NOISE.)

EUDIAL: Menial henchman...

(What the blue blazes?!)

EUDIAL: That's rather amusing, hearing you say such words that describe you perfectly.

PROF: Ooh, deary goodness! Did it take you all day to come up with that one, Red Sonya? I'm sure you'll forgive my confusion. You see, most actual, proper, genuine supercriminals do not wear joggy bottoms.

EUDIAL: Your fly's open, by the way.

(Wait, what!?)

...

Zzzzip.

(Bah! Never mind the cosplayer! This doesn't look like any ordinary prison. For one thing, most prisons don't put the ghosts of the cast of Spamalot on guard duty, or have landslides blocking the only clear way out! Sod the inmates for now, I just want to see the warden, pronto!)

(Oh well, first things first - get this door cleared. I've still got no idea what these gems do, so I'd best figure out what each one does on the ol' trick-stick and try to blast my way through that pile of...whatever the hell that is. I'm not talking to anyone else until I can reliably defend myself fro-)

(Good God, is that a parrot!?)

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[Also, 1000th post. Hooray for me! ]