You didn't think I forgot about this, did you? Unfortunately there are some... commitments I'm seeing to, so this will be a bit short.

AJ Styles vs. Bouldergeist

Yes, it's an out-of-place fight. Sue me. :P

House fighters are Lillymon and Auguel Helnstrom.

They're in a wrestling ring. Well where else do you expect AJ Styles to fight? Unfortunately this isn't really accommodating to Bouldergeist and he demolishes the ring with a roar. AJ Styles isn't really happy with that because this is where he planned to get his next Title. Bouldergeist prepares to squish the puny mortal but AJ Styles jumps out of the way of the pile of rubble, then runs up the boulder and prepares to give Bouldergeist a taste of the Styles Clash. And then the first random event of the match happens as AJ Styles makes an out of place comment I'm gonna kick your candy-ass!. Technically the only wrestler to really coin this phrase was Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock, and so we run into a paradox where AJ Styles becomes The Rock and lays a beat-down on Bouldergeist... until Bouldergeist realizes AJ Styles is now The Rock. Bouldergeist has control of all rock/earth-related material in the vicinity, and since Styles is now called the Rock, Bouldergeist is able to absorb him into himself, winning the match. Auguel Helnstrom makes a facepalming gesture, while a drunken hillbilly audience member calls for Lillymon to parade around the ring wearing a skimpy outfit, and eats a Flower Cannon for his cheek.

Bouldergeist advances to Round 2!