The Countdown To Entropy

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Shino as Kenshiro vs. Chuck Norris riding a motorbike made of human skulls vs. A phone calling Orange's customer service vs. SPARTAAAAAA

ENTROPY?!?!?!, THIS... IS... SPARTAAAA!!!

SPARTAAAA!!! IS NO PLACE FOR WHINEY ANIME CHARACTERS, WITH THEIR MALFORMED BODIES AND THE OBSCENE AMOUNT OF CLOTHES ON THEIR MEN, A MALE WARRIOR IS BEST OBSERVED IN THE NUDE, LIKE SPARTAAAANS!!!! LIKEWISE, CONCERNING THE PHONE CALLING ORANGE'S CUSTOMER SERVICE, SPARTAAAA!!! HAS FOREGONE SUCH OBSCENITIES AS CUSTOMER SERVICES! A MESSENGER CAME FROM AFAR TO OFFER HIS FIBER NETWORK SERVICES TO SPARTAAAA!!! TO PROVIDE SPARTAAAA!!! WITH THE FASTEST POSSIBLE INTERNET CONNECTION KNOWN TO MANKIND! SPARTAAAA!!! WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO CHEAP INTERNET! THE MESSENGER TOLD ME IT WAS MADNESS TO THREATEN HIM! MADNESS?!?!?! THIS... IS... SPARTAAAA!!!

CHUCK NORRIS RIDING A MOTORBIKE MADE OF HUMAN SKULLS?!?!?!