Quote Originally Posted by kodster
The Countdown to Entropy

1st Round

Howard Jones #1 and Howard Jones #2 vs. The Eleventh Doctor and The Meaning Of Life

Captain Marvelous vs. Bowser

Ovan on helium, Master Chief, and Judas Volturnus vs. Old-age Cosmic Temminck's Stint Knight, Stormtrooper in a car park, and Three Kerbal astronauts
I'm not saying what's going to happen to the Joneses but they are either going to asphyxiate or be disembowelled. My plan involves a fridge & a microphone.

Fighting fire with redtu fuyaa! Captain Marvelous will use the Magired key and all the spells at his disposal.

Judas will probably encase Ovan in a block of ice, thereby choking him on his own helium. He will also use the triple point of water to create an 100 degree. C soupy fog thus confusing everybody's sensors.