Tatics:
Neo- realise any attack made on him is not real so has no effect on him and then use the matrix fo make yoda's boat disappear.

Mrs Richards- frustrate and annoy father Jack until he cant take it anymore and either leaves or gives up or resorts to drinking and passes out

Phone calling orange customer service- repeatadly redirect you to another department and put you on hold and give you useless incorrect advice and refuse to do anything. If you get angry they will put you on hold and never pick back up.