The Countdown to Entropy

1st Round

Neo vs. Yoda on a Boat vs. Kyubey

AJ Styles vs. Bouldergeist

Howard Jones #1 and Howard Jones #2 vs. The Eleventh Doctor and The Meaning Of Life

Lancer vs. A jar or pickled Oddish vs. Inflatable novelty hammer

Mrs. Richards vs. Father Jack Hackett

Batman 1000000 vs. That feeling that you get when you step out of a hot jacuzzi and into a cold swimming pool vs. A large three metric tonne bag of Rocket candies

Captain Marvelous vs. Bowser

Shino as Kenshiro vs. Chuck Norris riding a motorbike made of human skulls vs. A phone calling Orange's customer service vs. SPARTAAAAAA

The second-to-last of the Mohicans vs. A genetically engineered superbeing made from the DNA of all vapourboteers ever

Ovan on helium, Master Chief, and Judas Volturnus vs. Old-age Cosmic Temminck's Stint Knight, Stormtrooper in a car park, and Three Kerbal astronauts

The 51st shade of grey vs. Sheldon Cooper

A lifesize origami recreation of Noah's Ark (containing all animals in paper) vs. Baby monkey on a pig vs. Franco-era Spain

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And this is what happens when I don't specify the format. Tactics, predictions, death threats, they're all welcome! Well maybe not the last one... :P