Friends

[swanaldo]

Hello....My name is Jonno...you know the one that minces around at my events thinking i own the place......well i think its about time i got myself a friend as i dont have one. Ok OK so i know my faults and many of them are pretty major...I.E. i mince...I smell...I like the village people and Elton John....I am not asking for a lot just 1 friend will do......Oh go on just 1. PLEASE .

[cliveb]

Watch out Swanny or he will make MINCE meat out of you at the weekend. Heard that you are going clubbing in Brighton with him Saturday night, he has got membership at the Rainbow Warrior Club.