Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Well this has saddly seemed to be the end of the section....but Im going to give one last weak attempt at getting this place back on its feet. Not only am I going to resume the VGC, but yes, you guessed it, Ive ressurected the worst tournament there is, and this time, its tag teams!

OK: rules are simple, enter two teams of two, they do not have to be matched in anyway, they just have to be things. They fight at the same time, none of the actual tagging malarchy....

Anyways...get thinking... you have a week to get your entries in....

the end?... meh, Ill finish my tournament as Ive said, after Im done preparing my first year at the university, which Im quite busy with, so fan fic is not dead as far as Im concerned ;)

anyway, I like this idea a lot, and Im in!

after I thought of my entries... lol

Pee-Wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the psycho clown [from the Twisted Metal series, complete with his ice cream truck!]
Jim Carrey [With his god powers seen in Bruce Almighty] and Mike Myers [as Austin Powers]
THIS ought to be good...

(Message edited by Swiss_tony on August 18, 2006)

Ill get past silver place this time for sure! :proud:

1) Dr Ivo Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog, classic design) & Professor Vengeance (me)
2) Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter (Batman: The Animated Series)

This is sure to make us go out with a bang, Alexio! :wink:

Anthony:
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown
Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers

Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom)
Ichigo (From the anime series Bleach) & Mugen (From the anime series Samurai Champloo)

If you need stats and stuff, MSN me Alexia :proud:

Steve: Either a bang or a slightly embarrassing squelch.....


Anthony:
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown
Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers

Aaron:
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom)
Ichigo (From the anime series Bleach) & Mugen (From the anime series Samurai Champloo)

Steve:
Dr Ivo Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog, classic design) & Professor Vengeance (me)
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter (Batman: The Animated Series)

TEAM 1
1: Sasha (A male White Bengal Tiger. He lives at Colchester Zoo)
2: Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

TEAM 2
1: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
2: Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot games)

Is this random enough?

Is this random enough?

oehoe, Ive decided my first team :proud:

man Im inspiration-less

The 10th planet of our solar system and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Wowzerz! :proud:

1) Cobain and Novoselic
2) Knight and Rose

Anta Baka!

Martijn, do we even HAVE a 10th planet in our solar system?

It is still under debate.

2) Knight and Rose

Everyone is gonna die if its me and Glenz0r :proud:

Who said that I entered you two? I was thinking more along the lines of a tin man in love... :proud:

yeah, there are some rock floting around which might be planets... actually, Plutos moon, Charon, might be planet, actually, Pluto might be the 10th planet

who knows?

anyway, for my second team, Ill enter a Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Golf Caddy?! God dangit, enter Bill Murrays character from Caddyshack XD

My entries:

1) Asterix and Obelix from the Asterix comics.

2) Cookies and milk. :proud:

(Message edited by kodster on August 22, 2006)

Good thing I never said I was leaving =D

1. Mario
2. Luigi

Complete with shoes of death =)

Anthony:
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown
Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers

Aaron:
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom)
Ichigo (From the anime series Bleach) & Mugen (From the anime series Samurai Champloo)

Steve:
Dr Ivo Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog, classic design) & Professor Vengeance (me)
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter (Batman: The Animated Series)

Chris Mason:

1: Sasha (A male White Bengal Tiger. He lives at Colchester Zoo) and Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

2: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) and Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot games)

AJ:
1) Cobain and Novoselic
2) Knight and Rose

Martijn:
1. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet
2. Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Kody:
1) Asterix and Obelix from the Asterix comics.
2) Cookies and milk.

Alex:
1) Mario and Luigi
2)

Come on people, just three more days.... someone shove Frank in this direction if they get hold of him...

Right..... a few more entires would be nice.....and Alex needs his second pair, and then we can begin the madness....

Oh a second pair? ...Alright then...

Gordon Freeman (From the Half-Life Series)
and
Boba Fett

=)

Well if youre really desperate enough for teams, Alex...

Dragonzord and Megazord.

A combination of animal nature and swordsmanship puts this team in great promise.

Mr Game and watch and Kirby

Putting the 2D LCD games veteran, with a giant pink blob, with the ability to borrow skills by swallowing them, could prove a recipe for success - or disaster.

So my bored and soon to be worried about my mental health friends, we arrive at the third Wars Incarnate with a fun tag team tine up, much closer to the original in size. So here we have the line up, and conveniently initialised names, which should be obvious, but just in case:

CER: Ceri
MAJ: Martjin
ALX: Alex
STV: Steve
KDY: Kody
AAR: Aaron
AJ: AJ
CMA: Chris Mason
ANT: Anthony


Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)


Mario and Luigi (ALX)
Vs.
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter (STV)


Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)


Ichigo & Mugen (AAR)
Vs.
Knight and Rose (AJ)


Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)


Gordon Freeman and Boba Fett (ALX)
Vs.
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown (ANT)


Cobain and Novoselic (AJ)
Vs.
Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (MAJ)


Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)


Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

Gordon Freeman and Boba Fett (ALX)
Vs.
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown (ANT)

Pee Wee will laugh in Gordon Freemans face until he goes crazy and shoots himself, and Tooth will get in his ice cream truck and run over Fett. If he tries to fly away, see how he likes a few Napalm Cones frying him...And in case Freeman killed Pee Wee before he killed himself, Tooth will let him have a few missles to finish him off...
And have both laugh as much as possible, thats what this team is good at FFS XD

Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)
Austin Powers has a gun. And mojo. He can gun that tiger down like that.
Meanwhile, Bruce will get himself that awesome car he had in the movie and run over that squirrl...and if he cant run her over, then hell get a machine gun and gun her down...and if all else fails, pray to Morgan Freeman for help! XD

Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Oh damn, I am SO screwed :proud:

Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

Well, Ive seen what Prof. Vengeance can do with coffee beans...screwed again. :proud:

Thanks for my suicide line-ups, Alex :proud:

HOMER AND DINGODILE
We know from The Homer They Fall that Homer can take the hits. Surely, if Dingodile blasts the zords a few times with his flamethrower and smacks them using that spiny tail, somethings gonna give. Basically, Homer does the destraction, Dingodile does the attack.

SASHA AND SANDY
Get Sandy to steal all of the bullets for the guns BEFORE the fight starts. Then both will make short work of the weaklings. Yeah, aint I a stinker?

Damn you Chris XD
Um...resort to Austin Powers using his mojo then! And Bruce can still run her over! XD
..Avoiding Infusion may also help...

Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)

Lovely one. The megazord has survived molten lava and taken tail shots across its chest many times so hell take the dingodile on with the mastadon shield ice ray. that leaves the Dragonzord to find someway of finishing Homer off.

Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)

Quite simple: Kirby swallows Rudolf uses blow - out star to destroy the 10th planet. Either that or he ends up with a red nose and antlers for the duration...

Whats it taken to the ankle though? I wonder.

Okay...Im going to post actual tactics now...not that theyll be any good :lame:

Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Obelix will use his menhir to pound on Ropers head. If Roper turns it into something, keep hitting him with whatever it turned into. Asterix will lure the Romans into the fight and get them to take out Oxide. If that doesnt work, take some magic potion and do an Obelix with Oxide.

Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

Too bad they dont realize that my cookies and milk have radioactive ants inside them! :proud:

Pee-Wee Herman will laugh... until Freeman gives him a crowbar to the jaw. One shot later, and Pee-Wee aint laughing no more.

Meanwhile, Fett will just easily snipe Psycho Clown from a distance for an instant win.

For Mario and Luigi, they will jump, and they will JUMP LIKE NO ONE HAS EVERY JUMPED BEFORE. Micheal Jordon will envy their jumping. Anyway, Mario will derail Thomas, and Luigi will fireball The Mad Hatters hat off. The Hat is the source of TMHs power. Without it, he is nothing.

1) Mario & Luigi VS THE MAD HATTER & THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

Alex couldnt be more wrong. The Mad Hatters hat is exactly what it is - a hat. Not the source of his power. For this match, Thomas will distract the Marios with his usual AntiChrist antics, while Hatt will slip one of his mind-control labels onto each brothers head. He will then command Mario and Luigi to finish each other off and the labels will force them to do just that.
Failing that, Thomas can just blast them both to the great Mushroom Kingdom in the sky. :wink:

2) Milk & Cookies VS DR ROBOTNIK & PROFESSOR VENGEANCE

We evil geniuses arent daft enough to eat a snack thats trying to kill us. Ill stamp the cookies into crumbs (maybe with help from the cane in Sledgehammer Mode), while Doc Botnik can try absorbing the milk into his mustache. Nothing goes in that ginger facefuzz and lives to tell the tale. :proud:

Now, the day which you thought (and hoped) was never coming, the third series of the dreaded Wars Incarnate commences. This series is title €˜Tag Team Tantrum€™ but that label is somewhat misleading: there is no tagging here: these fights are all out brawls. Enjoy (or flee for the hills).


Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)

The Nintendo stalwarts, are on the offensive, Kirby, has mallet out and swings it towards Rudolf with astounding force but the magical creature easily evades the pudgy little pink fluff ball, as he is capable of faster than light travel with incredible precision. All the denizens of this particular combat are loathe to obey the laws of physics: game and watch proves this by refusing to exist in more than 2 dimensions... a rather bizarre decision because it means that if Rudolf stands parallel to this he can gouge the poor silhouetteta of a man and proceed to scaramouche him.
Kirby however, decides to tackle the tenth planet, not literally of course, but instead, the tiny pink fluff ball proceeds to try to suck the planet in. However, here science interjects the plot to create an entirely unscientific outcome, because, there isn€™t currently a tenth, planet, however, some believe that there, but have differing views on what that tenth planet could be€¦. Some say it could be Xena, some say Pluto, and some say Sedna, or another dwarf-planet€¦ some hypothesize that it is in fact a far larger object altogether. However, our resident science people, who control the fights know that this is unknown. They therefore decide to resolve this, by placing the value €˜x€™ in this point, knowing that this then covers any possible range of values that could be the volume of the tenth planet.
What they forget to realize is that this simultaneously could give the planet both an infinite mass, but also a null mass. This uncertainty means that Kirby is also theoretically trying to inhale the entire mass of the Universe, as that is everything. Blatantly a 3 inch high pink ball of fluff cannot do this€¦ a tiny pop signifies Kirby exploding as he tries to inhale the infinite mass of the planet and Kirby pops (in the most literal sense) out of existence.
Mr Game and Watch can only try and dodge in his inferior two dimensions the gouging horns of Rudolf, who it is quite possible gained his red nose from tow many blood baths, a theory previously unexplored. Though it would be doubtful the other reindeer would have made fun of him if this was the case. While musing this the two dimensional blood of Game and Watch drains away from the poor sprite figure leaving him a lifeless mass of pixels.

Kirby has found the tenth planet too hard to swallow, and there is just no place in a 3D world for a 2D man.

Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance to the Next Round

Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

Damn, the one thing Im actually interested in entering, and I miss sign-ups.

Well, If you ever do another one, Ill hopefully enter.

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Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

That would take an infinite amount of time :wink:

Either way,if he tried swallowing an infinate mass hed die, lol. Sorry for the lack of updates, freshers week so Ive been a bit distracted (and I dont drink, so not for that reaosn, lol)

You sure that isnt suppose to be an infinite volume? You could have infinite mass in the size of a pin head, and it could be swallowed, but if it had infinite volume, it would be as light as air and still be too big for Kirby to inhail...

Has anyone thought that Kirby might have a Wormhole in his stomach and thats where all the things go missing? OMFG! Kirby is the Bermuda Triangle :uhoh:

1) Good point

2) LOL :proud:

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Les continue dis tournament, eh Alex? Eh? Eh? :proud: