A DECENT;) Have I Got News For You

[matty_haka]

4 players needed, Im not in presenter mode yet, Ill do that when I get some players.

[psychostorm]

One panellist here.

[scott]

My two invisible friends who have the same name as me would like a seat. As would I.

[matty_haka]

Nice try Scott:P

Thats 3:P

[martyn]

make me number 4

[matty_haka]

OK, were on/

Ill start it tomorrow cause Im going to bed in a minute.

[matty_haka]

*intro music blares out*

Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For You, Im Matt Fowler.

In the news this week, Labour gather their MOST favourable supporters for a speech in the centre of London.

*Clip with a large placard with CR@P AND LIES* held above Mr. Blairs head*

And Catherine Zeta Jones gets confused about whos howling upstairs

*Clip with 2 pairs of oppositely large nappies being hauled upstairs*

On our panel this week, on Ceris team (I took first 2) we have an American who... well... hes American, need I say more, Tony Politzi.

And On Scotts team, a man who thought punctuation was merely the random symbols used for emoticons on MSN, Martyn Forsyth.

[scott]

Why thank you for the introduction Matt, and I must say thats a very fetching pink suit youre wearing there.

[psychostorm]

No, I think one of them nappies is for Zorro.

Which one is anyones guess.

I mean, Zorro, he must be getting on a bit by now. I mean whats your swordplay gonna be like when youve got arthritis?