The Election

[knightrous]

* Aussie Mafia will settle forum arguments with our motto: You hit me, we hit you!
* Political Snipers found shooting other partys leader will be rewarded with what ever they want! Arms, Nukes, Technology, you name it!

[alex_holt]

So our candidates so far are:

The Boring Party (Frank Goacher)
The Liberal LEMocratic Party (Steven McGergor)
The Collective Party (Ceri Jenkins)
The No Good Can Come of This Party (Dave Sheppard)
The Bow down Before Me Pittiful Mortals Party (Alex Holt)
The Party That Wasnt There (Tom Roper and Aaron Knight)

Any further entrants

Oh I forgot to mention, to make this as real as possible you have to pay money to be a valid party, so send £500 per party to:

9 Bright Trees Road
Geddington
Kettering
Northants

[bex]

Ok i must be mad but i like a laugh so ill join in...

The whats the point in politics party
1. Spend more on education
2. Marry as many people as possible
3. Make as many weapons of mass destruction as you like
4. Be as silly as possible
5. Tell as many bad jokes as you like
6. Robots will take over the country
7. Smile whenever possible
8. Ban school dinners

ok there pretty rubbish but never mind eh

[knightrous]

*sends £500 in form of a thermonuclear bomb*

[pcbore]

*sends £500 in the form of Monopoly money*

[bex]

*sends 500 pounds in chocolate money*

[alex_holt]

Thanks to Bex, no thanks to Frank and thanks to aaron as £500 worth of super bomb wont be able to work as theyll make cost cutting excercises liek ursing plastercine instead of uranium and itll be injetcion moulded acrylic casing.

[RogueTwoRobots]

Introducing: The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

As the leader of The Happy Crappy Smarty Party, I promise the following:

*Magmotors and Astroflight motors free for all

*Neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough all completely obliterated by Mr Psychos hammer.

*A Microsoft-free computer community for all who hate Bill Gates.

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime )

*To speak the truth at all times and send political correctness to a place where the sun dont shine!

*A complimentary haggis and kilt for anyone who supports The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

So, you know what I campaign for - the rest is up to you! The HCSP provides you with a better future, so seize the opportunity and vote for (or join) us.

*N.B. Voting cards can be obtained from The HCSP headquarters for a fee of £20*

[bex]

your welcome Alex

[anukhet]

The Cant Really Abide Politics Party (The CRAP Party for short)

Our election manifesto is:
* End ageism immediately (thatll attract the old gits to vote for me)
* Make pockets in womens clothing compulsory
* Abolish the monarchy by exiling them all to Benin wearing itchy woollen overcoats
* Replace French lessons at school with conversational Klingon then pack all the kids off to Provence on holiday for a month every summer
* Offer free chocolate eclairs on the National Health as a treatment for........just about anything
* Gather up all the politically correct so-called do-gooders and smack their bare bottoms in public

Ill send my £500 of strawberry jam when I can find a large enough jiffy bag.