The Last Oddetsey

[alex_holt]

Your search for "assorted daggers" found the following result:

Tub O' Daggers A plastic tub about 1 meter long and 50cm wide and high, stuffed full of various daggers that were either not specifically interesting or hadn't been catalogued yet. The contents are:

19 assorted mundane daggers
1 bracer containing a hidden spring loaded adamantium dagger
1 dagger with a switch to separate into a pair for dual wielding
1 brace of 3 perfectly balanced returning throwing daggers made of pale blue steel
1 Vthotek Energy dagger, a carved tortoiseshell handle which when activated produced a blade of green fire
1 Fiberblade - a supersharp blade only a few atoms thick, can kill without leaving a mark
1 Blade of Thrillion - Glows vermillion in the presence of lies, custard and pebbledash
1 Spectrum knife - 2 handed handle on a tiny brittle blade, would probably shatter against anything harder than human flesh, but fires a destructive rainbow blast out of the jewel on the pommel

[alex_holt]

Your search for "Flash bombs" found the following result:

"3 x The Flash bombs" - These bombs when thrown at your feet will give everyone they hit incredibly super speed for 2 minutes and 24.8 seconds, allowing those affected to run 224.8 miles (or more if they'd ordinarily be faster than a human running anyway), or act at 100x normal speed.

[alex_holt]

EUDIAL:
- A BOOK WHICH CONTAINS REVIEWS OF PC GAMES STARTING 5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE ONWARDS
- An anti-gravity Rod Stewart Action Figure - hit an enemy with this doll and they will be removed from all effects of gravity, unless able to secure themselves somehow, they will drift off into space.
CHOSEN- A Silverine Lance - A powerful weapon developed during Doomforall's anti rift experiments - a long slender glowing silver spear that can fire a bolt of energy that can rip through rift and prevent it from restoring itself, as well as harming anything behind it. However it takes five minutes to recharge between shots is difficult to use at more than 20m if the target is moving.
- Mother's Protective Gauntlets - Made for a Knight with a really concerned mother, in addition to projecting a field of armour around the body, these gauntlets speak constantly to the wearer, offering advice on any situation, such as when you need to wrap up warmly, apply sun lotion, how to clean stubborn stains and so on in that Knight's Mothers voice, as well as telling off any enemies"
CHOSEN - My First Alchemy Set Learn the fascinating science of alchemy in 7 experiments! Turn oxygen to zinc! Alumnium to Iodine! Arsenic to Iron! Tin to Plutonium! Radon to Chlorine! Gold into nitrogen! Carbon to titanium!
- The Pan Omnianites Guide to Self Healing A book which is written in uch a way that reading through the entire book of 120 pages will completely heal and injury through focused chi energies subconsciously guided by the precise flow of the text.
CHOSEN - Electrovoric Fireflies A jar containing a number of small fireflies - they are of a special breed which will voraciously drain all electrical energy from the area, blacking out any systems temporarily. Possession of these is highly illegal due to their ability to attack cybernetic beings with devastating efficiency.

AURELIA
- Armour of the Word of Gods An elaborate set of armour fashioned from Angelic scriptures and containing some the essence of the Divine itself. While it provides no protection from physical attacks whatsoever, the wearer is utterly immune to any sort of magical attack up to 14th degree magic.
- A Box with 3 pairs of preserved Angel wings Although the source of these musty old dry wings is unknown, there is clearly some serious magic involved, when placed against the back of a sentient and good being, these wings will permanently bond to them, come fully to their resplendent original state and allowing the owner flight and healing them entirely of all but the most evil magical afflictions.
- Mecha-bracers of Unity Three pairs of red and gold armoured shoulder-length gauntlet which gives each of the wearers the combined strength, speed and agility of all of them.
- A NeoSoviet Assault Vest and Control Watch - This is one a small run of production produced on an earth with an accelerated timeline - the NeoSoviet Empire of the Year 2114 did research into how to maximize the efficiency of their army, they had large numbers of men but little training. This vest in addition to being an advanced piece of armour resistant to 98% of standard firearms, and capable of nullifying most energy weapons down a level (shrugs off stun blasts, turns kill blasts to stuns, and lets the body survive for identification for disintegrations) but it is primarily designed to override the soldier's own mental functions and replace them with an optimised one. A person wearing this vest will exactly follow all orders given to them without question, and function as a fully trained and adapted soldier immediately. Wearing the watch and the vest at once will result in brain damage.
- Tub O' Daggers A plastic tub about 1 meter long and 50cm wide and high, stuffed full of various daggers that were either not specifically interesting or hadn't been catalogued yet. The contents are: 19 assorted mundane daggers, 1 bracer containing a hidden spring loaded adamantium dagger, 1 dagger with a switch to separate into a pair for dual wielding, 1 brace of 3 perfectly balanced returning throwing daggers made of pale blue steel, 1 Vthotek Energy dagger, a carved tortoiseshell handle which when activated produced a blade of green fire, 1 Fiberblade - a supersharp blade only a few atoms thick, can kill without leaving a mark,1 Blade of Thrillion - Glows vermillion in the presence of lies, custard and pebbledash, 1 Spectrum knife - 2 handed handle on a tiny brittle blade, would probably shatter against anything harder than human flesh, but fires a destructive rainbow blast out of the jewel on the pommel
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Twitch
- Juruthmenarreyemuk's Greater Invisibility Request - A weathered scroll containing a rare spell. Juruthmenarreyemuk's Greater Invisibility Request allows the reader to carry out a ritual a few minutes long, after which the one who did the ritual gains a strange power. After completing the ritual, for the next five minutes (OOC: or 2 posts), anything, be it alive, dead or inanimate, to which the casters addresses the question "Do you want to be invisible?" will be utterly invisible for the next 12 hours. The ritual can be carried out twice a week.
- A Tube of N-th Metal Feather Polymer - A special polymer designed to convert living feathers to a tough metaloid with the approximate properties of stainless steel - this tube has enough to apply to 6 large feathers such as found in the wing tips or tail. Originally developed in a group of obscure universes by some more hippy than usual Thanagarians, the metal blades produced also have the advantage of ignoring magical defences.
- "3 x The Flash bombs" - These bombs when thrown at your feet will give everyone they hit incredibly super speed for 2 minutes and 24.8 seconds, allowing those affected to run 224.8 miles (or more if they'd ordinarily be faster than a human running anyway), or act at 100x normal speed.
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[majinb]

"Large hadron collider"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "Large Hadron Collider" found the following result:

Large Hadron Projector - Hadrons are an obsolete and rare caste of Modron* that used to be used for defensive purposes, but fell out of use. They resemble a brass dodecahedron where whichever panels face downwards open up to ground to reveal a set of spindly metal legs to walk on. They weight a few tons each and used to form up in great rows to form barricades. This item resembles a blunderbuss, except when turned on the funnel of the gun separates and enlarges to a 1.5m hoop infront of the barrel. When fired, a Hadron is projected out at speed. The gun contains 10 hadrons, which can be ordered to form defensive barriers. When the fight is over, a lever on the projector returns all hadrons to projector. The hadrons are very very tough but are mortal, and if any die they are not replenished in the gun.

The projector can use the hadrons as cannonballs without any harm to them, but can only fire one every 20 seconds.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modron_...s_%26_Dragons)

[NFX]

Okay, that Hadron whatever thing was weird. Plus the flash bombs hadn't been what he had expected at all. Multiplying your speed hundredfold was bound to be good though, right? Three down, four to go...

"Electronic jamming", Twitch said, slowly becoming more confident in his choices.

[NWOWWE]

As all this was going on, Gaunt stood deep in thought. This clearly wasn't going to be as straightforward as he had thought (or hoped), but he came here to try and get some kind of weapon at least (well besides the collapsible harpoon). Well, there was nothing else for it. He decided to try a search, maybe this could even be fun.

"How about The Golden Gun?"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "electronic jamming" found the following result:

"Electronic jammer" - This item resembles a jam jar with a strange electronic device attached to the bottom with a glass dome containing a blackcurrent. When activated the jam jar projects a continuous amount of jam of whatever fruit is placed in the bottom dome. It has settings to change the consistancy, and the force at which the jam comes forth, ranging between just keeping the jar filled, to a water-canon strength blast.

[alex_holt]

Your search for "the golden gun" found the following result:

The Golden Gun: It is a powerful weapon, You can charge a million a shot, You'll be an assassin that's second to none; The man with the golden gun.

[NWOWWE]

Gaunt picked up The Golden Gun, took it apart into it's individual components and grabbed the box of ammunition that came with it and placed them all in the inside pockets of his jacket.

That had worked out rather well he thought. But it probably wouldn't be enough. Maybe he could try a search for something a bit more strange and bizarre. He still had 6 searches left after all.

"How about a portable molecule collapser?"