The Last Oddetsey

[NFX]

Twitch cocked his head a little. It sounded needlessly complicated, looked a little fragile, and bore the name of a character he didn't have much chance of pronouncing. He would call him "Jurk", unless the ritual called for it. Still, it sounded like he could turn whatever he wanted invisible, and as many of them as he wanted within the five minute period. If there was a way to speed up the ritual, then that would be even better, but it was a good start. What could he team invisibility with, though? "Uh..." the parrot mumbled, as he tapped idly at the floor with one claw.

"...wing knives?" He asked uncertainly. "For a macaw?"

[kodster]

(OOC: internet installed Sunday?! who would have thought?! Case in point: I'm back)

Eudial raised her eyebrows. Those fireflies looked dangerous... perfect.

After a lengthy pause, she decided upon the lance, the alchemy set, and the fireflies.

[majinb]

"Assault Vest"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "wing knives for a macaw" found the following result:

A Tube of N-th Metal Feather Polymer - A special polymer designed to convert living feathers to a tough metaloid with the approximate properties of stainless steel - this tube has enough to apply to 6 large feathers such as found in the wing tips or tail. Originally developed in a group of obscure universes by some more hippy than usual Thanagarians, the metal blades produced also have the advantage of ignoring magical defences.

Your search for "assault vest" found the following result:

A NeoSoviet Assault Vest and Control Watch - This is one a small run of production produced on an earth with an accelerated timeline - the NeoSoviet Empire of the Year 2114 did research into how to maximize the efficiency of their army, they had large numbers of men but little training. This vest in addition to being an advanced piece of armour resistant to 98% of standard firearms, and capable of nullifying most energy weapons down a level (shrugs off stun blasts, turns kill blasts to stuns, and lets the body survive for identification for disintegrations) but it is primarily designed to override the soldier's own mental functions and replace them with an optimised one. A person wearing this vest will exactly follow all orders given to them without question, and function as a fully trained and adapted soldier immediately. Wearing the watch and the vest at once will result in brain damage.

[playzooki]

"Ooh, i know" Playzooki said sarcastically. "Why not a way to get out of this place? or a better item providing machine."

(OOC: dont actually search for them, im not gonna use this machine anyway :P)

[alex_holt]

George answers Playzooki "Sir, you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, you are on the most powerful ship ever built in any universe, with teleporters, inter-stellar drives, inter-dimensional beaming technology and more. Going somewhere is not in any way a problem for you. As for the item machine, I assure you that this has the rarest and most powerful items of any machine ever built. "

[shadowflare]

Marisa hummed, and grabbed the mushroom book to --uh, borrow and help her locate the magic mushrooms around the castle, and returned the other two books to their original places before going on a mushroom hunt. She paused a moment, and pulling out her magic It's-Probably-A-Fish-Pants-Pocket bag, decided to reach in and see what she pulled out this time, before continuing on her merry way.

[alex_holt]

On her mushroom search, Marisa Finds:

8 Radiant Glowcaps (shower of blinding sparks)
5 Marshthings Fingers (acidic hands)
6 Oaken Protectors (barkskin)
9 Snail's Bane (the ability to repel all molluscs)
9 Pungent Destroyers (KO stink bomb)
4 Ishmael's Lament (know MobyDick off by heart)

[majinb]

"Assorted daggers"

[NFX]

Invisibility and turning his wings into steel. Slightly. They seemed like good choices for now, considering he was a macaw. Listening into Aurelia's choices, Twitch seemed to pick up on the way to go about asking for stuff, and getting the stuff he wanted. But not having hands seemed to limit his choices of what he could use, or at least use effectively.

"...flash bombs?" the parrot asked, slightly more clearly this time.