some say instead of a face he has another fist- thats rubbish
anyone else think of any??
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some say instead of a face he has another fist- thats rubbish
anyone else think of any??
Some say he doesn't breath oxygen but full pressure co2.
some say his legs are made of hardox...
some say , under those shoes , theres a pair of blue wheels
some say his brain is actually a wotty.......
some say , that , his arms and legs have failsafes fitted
some say his thought waves run on 2.4 gig
Some say he only drinks Mario Brew... :crazy:
Some say instead of cigars, he smokes A123s
some say his heart is a ar500........
Some say that his beard is made out of hardox chips after milling
some say that last week , he failed techcheck
some say that he could get stagefright to work
and some say Stagefright is out the realms of his reach .....
some say when he passes gas, it aint methane, but co2
Some say that if he ever screamed, it would be capable of interfering in the 2.4ghz band.
Others say he once drove down the pit thinking it to be a black floor panel...:proud:
some say that his blood pressure is 1000psi and that he also runs on 240 volts!!
-----------and theres some seriously funny things people have said on here:)
Some say he used to weigh 80kg.
And some say he is tough as nails. :lame:
Some say he bathes in gearbox grease, and some say he even asked Matilda out on a date
All we know is, he's called The Swanny :lol:
some say while in thailand playing table tennis he sat on a tennis paddle, blade first, now he sh*ts pancakes and even he hates the new forum
Some say his face is made of Hardox, and his first name really is The...
...all we know is...
some say he's classed as a walker, and that he doesn't have a removable link.
all we know is.......
some say , defiantly , he still uses 40 mhz
Some say he's the only human to be a middleweight robot using a chainsaw...
some say , you dont want to know where his dump valve is , and what it does :rofl:
......Some say he can charge a 7.2v LIPO at 11.0V and not burn a big hole in the middle of his mums kitchen worktop.
All we know his called the Stig (and not Will Thomas)
some say , that he has a little brother called Arthur , whos an antweight
....Some say that he has Silicone Insulated 6mm2 veins.
Some say that he knows how to use the public transport system and not get his dad to pick him up from the railway station.
some say he once drop kicked a terminator right in the face.
...some say he can even run petrol in a diesel engine .......(or is it the other way round Clive ?)
some say he tried that and failed. :blush:
some say , sometimes the stig has to call the aa to pump the petrol out!!
Some say he's hotter than a 100W soldering iron
And some say he has a capacity of 10,000Ah so he never needs to recharge..........in the bedroom
now, some say that he shorts out batteries for fun, and that he licks any robots that are 4 wheel drive.
all we know is.........
hes called Bruno and lives down the road from me...sadly he quit...so..a new tame roboteer is needed...
some say he used cardboard on a hw...
Some say his idea of safe sex is a Titainium condom, and that the fingers on his left hand are in facts hidden allen keys....
All we know is......
that his idea of a roller coaster is the floor flipper
Some say he is the son of Sir Killalot and Matilda...
Some say he can put up someone elses tent after spending most of the evening in Swanny's Bar :rofl:
Some also say thanks for your help now stand over there whilst I do it you drunken idiot!! :lol: