Anger Thread

I thought id start a thread where people can express there anger freely
Ill start

MY SISTER HAS RUINED MY PARENTS ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill have a go :)

n00bs %^*@%$#% annoy me :angry:

I think everyone hates n00bs



Am i A n00b?

Well, you are displaying some fantastic n00bish tendencies at the moment...

I hate those automated voices you get in lifts. But most of all, I hate the ones at self service checkouts. Its not just that they sound lifeless, its the way they always seem to put commas and full stops where no commas and full stops should go that gets me. The self service checkouts are like:

Please scan, your item.
Please place item, in bagging area.
*customer places item in bagging area*
Un,expected. Item, in bagging, area.
*Customer removes item and puts it back slightly differently, then presses finish*
In,sert cash. Or select, pay,ment type. Please scan. Or swipe. Your clubcard.
Please take, your change. Notes. Are dispensed, below the scanner.
Please submit, to the will. Of Tescoes. Your lords, and masters. Resis,tance. Is futile.

Doors opening, Doors closing

But what i really hate is on the london underground they say mind the gap what else would we be doing, swimming?

Not minding the gap and letting yourself fall down into train based oblivion. Particularly if you were small.

What I find funny on the underground is the fire extinguishers with large letters LUL on them. Its also a Dutch eufimism for male genitalia. :)

the gap is like this big: / /

...that does put lulz in a rather different light :proud:

Depends on the station, and even at that size its a tripping hazard, some stations Ive been to have had gaps you could literally fall down. Im sure youd rather have to listen ot the mind the gap drone than pay more for tickets because people are constantly sueing the undergroud because they didnt warn them.

I hate anger threads :proud:

I hate people who make topics for no reason.

I hate the weather

so does everyone

My sister is now going to ruin my holiday!

This clearly calls for an intricate plot in which she is humiliated in the eyes of her peers.

... Any ideas?

No?

Ahh, screw the whole thing.

Spiders!



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COUGH! COUGH!

Can I borrow Cat With Wheels, it might help