VRW Series 2 (Again)

Listen everyone. Im very sorry for the mess I caused in VRW Series 2, And Ill redo the tourney, with special side events with equally special names. But first, the intro....

Welcome to the VRW Series 2 Tournament!

Basic FRA Rules Apply

Rules: I need 8 people to enter 4 robots. Here is the way the fights will go:

Round 1: 2x 4-bot melees
Round 2: 2x 1-on-1
Round 3: 1x 1-on-1

Please put your stats like this:

Name:
Weight:
Shape:
Colour:
Dimensions(cm):
Drive:
Locomotion:
Armour:
Speed:
Ground Clearance:
Turning Circle:
Weapon:
Srimech:

There are also special events named after famous robots Which I will drop if you ask:

The Wedge Devolution Flipper Frenzy
The Mass Disctruction Ultimate Full Body Spinner Smash-up
The Killotine: Evo Axe Attack
The Nidhogg Crusher Crunch-Up

The Arena is the Plot Hole Arena:

Plot Hole Arena
This arena is a rather simple 20m x 20m square, with 40kg Hardox hammers in the corners, so shove an opponent in there to do some damage to them. There is a plot hole in the center of the arena, covered so you cant get sucked in. At the left wall, there is a plot hole opener button, which will remove the cover from the plot hole, so you can shove the other bot in.

No House Bots.

Well, youre reading this? You are? Well, stop reading and start entering!

ONE thing

quote:

The Wedge Devolution Flipper Frenzy

calling it Wedge Devo has the side effect that IF Wedge Devo enters, hell be in a favoured position cause the tournament is named after him

I do seem to recall Pussycat never won the PTT :P

thats true Joey, but I definately dont wanna fight Wedge Devo in a tournament thats already called the Wedge Devo tournament

look at it this way, Mark decided to name his flipper frenzy after a flipper, he couldve chosen Liar, or Seung Mina, the fact that he chose Wedge Devo tells me he rates Wedge Devo above them someway, I wouldnt wanna face Wedge Devo in such tournament :P

You could of course enter the purpose built DOOM OF WEDGE DEVOLUTION, see how that worked :P

Name: - Out of touch
Weight: - 95kg
Shape: - box
Colour: - red
Dimensions(cm): - 100x50x40
Drive: 3 wheel drive
Locomotion: basic 49cc Go-kart engine, powers rear 2 wheels via basic chain-drive system.
Armour: 5mm diamond-toughen Steel
Speed: 20mph
Ground Clearance: 3cm
Turning Circle: A light-year
Weapon: Evil co2 powered flipper
Srimech: Evil co2 powered flipper

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Name: Blatant Clone :proud:
Weight: 100kg
Shape: 6-wheeled Tornado, including the angled rear to keep in contact with the ground while driving up a wedge
Colour: Pink
Dimensions(cm): 120x80x20
Drive:2 B42-500 Magmotors at 48 volt
Locomotion: 6 wheels for awesome traction
Armour:7 mm titanium all around
Speed: 22mph
Ground Clearance:10 mm under the main body, variable clearance under the lifting spikes, with 0 mm as a minimum
Turning Circle: zero
Weapon:A pair of hardox, diamond tipped electric lifting spikes, a lot like the lifting spatula of American SHW Vladiator. These are 25 cm in length and can be lifted downwards which turns them into an active invertible lifting wedge. They can also be raised parallel to the floor, so they can act as a pair of classic ramming spikes. A 100 kg robot driving around at 22 mph is good for 5 kJ of kinetic energy. When this is brought onto a pair of diamond tipped spikes, this might seriously harm some armours.
Srimech: It€™s invertible
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Name: Boxy 2
Weight: 98kg
Shape: Box
Colour: Cardboard coloured
Dimensions(cm): 50x50x50
Drive: 4 wheel drive
Locomotion: 2 motors from Dr. Whos wheelchair
Armour: cardboard box, steel chassis
Speed: Speed of Sound
Ground Clearance: 1cm
Turning Circle: Nothing, spins on spot
Weapon: Awesome speed means it cant be attacked full-stop
Srimech - Awesome speed means it cant be attacked full-stop.
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Name: The Pie-crushing tosser
Weight: 100kg
Shape: Circle
Colour: Brown
Dimensions(cm): 50cm by 50cm by 30cm
Drive: 2 lems 130s
Locomotion: 4 wheel drive
Armour: 3mm hardox
Speed: 20 mph
Ground Clearance: zero at front, 3cm at sides and zero at rear.
Turning Circle: zero
Weapon: Co2 powered crushing arm/flipper
Srimech: Flipper

So am I in with team ultimate force?

Mark, GO AWAY!

:lol:

Dave, Im shocked to the very core :mrgreen:

Once I discovered whose vapour you blatantly cloned I shall bring him here and bring you to justice!:crazy:

What Flick of the Wrist vs. Blatant Clone?

Would be one awesome match.

You can be Light and I can be L

(Message edited by DavidS on May 21, 2008)

My tourney days are over

Thats what you said a while ago Mark.

And since then youve done 3 tournies inlcuing this crap

Piece De Resistance
Weight: Depends, normally 57.3kg
Dimensions: Vary, see below
Shape: A two layered box, with boggly eyes and a crash helmet on top and a snow shovel sticking out of the front.
Colour: Silver, with red and yellow bits
Drive: Depends
Speed: Depends
Ground Clearance: Depends
Armour: Fibreglass over an old microwave
Weaponry: The snow shovel at the front, spikes at the rear
Notes: This appears on the surface to be the normal Piece De Resistance, the robot which made a brief appearance in series 2 as one of the most fun and sporting entries and failed miserably in the trials...however things have changed. Piece De Resistance is not one robot.
Instead, it is a gestalt entity of several million individual Piece De Resistance robots, each weighing less than a hundredth of a gram, that are capable of forming themselves into any size they wish. Because of this, the capabilities of the robot vary, as it is possible with the nanotechnology and dark forces for it to become the best machine in the entire world, with the best drive motors, the best weaponry power, and the best armour. They react to what the combat environment throws at them, and so can defeat any robot and self right from any position. This also means it is infinitely variable itself, and tiny Piece De Resistances invisible to the naked eye were recently found to have caused the Black Death, while a version 60,000,000 tons in weight was rumoured to have defeated Godzilla in his last takeover attempt of Tokyo before he retired to live off merchandising revenue.
It is speculated that ancient cave paintings in France do not depict the human body and hunting animals, but rather were a signal to other early humans to avoid the area after a fifty foot high Piece De Resistance decimated the population.

And three random realies, please.

(Message edited by joeychevron on May 21, 2008)

Guess whos back,
back with a flush,
your gonna need one hell of a TOILET BRUSH
Its TEAM LITERALLY CRAP!

Name: Cow Pat 2
Shape: May Vary
Weight: May Vary
Weapon: Stench
Armour: Crusty outer-layer

Name: Lord Turd-ius 2
Shape: Turd
Weight: 100kg
Weapon: Toilet Brush stuck through the middle.
Armour: Nice creamy surface

Name: Diarrhoea 2
Shape: Liquid
Weight:100kg
Weapon: Poo
Armour: Poo

Name: The one that wont go down 2
Shape: Toilet
Weight: 100kg
Weapon: Flush
Armour: Its Crap, literally

oh no

Oh yes :lame:

How many times do I need to repeat myself, Male Kram? GO AWAY!

Mark Elam, youre such a Male Kram

Liam, you need to post your stats in this format:


Name:
Weight:
Shape:
Colour:
Dimensions(cm):
Drive:
Locomotion:
Armour:
Speed:
Ground Clearance:
Turning Circle:
Weapon:
Srimech:

Ok?

Also, Here are our entries so far:

Dave Sheppard
1. Out of Touch
2. Blatant Clone
3. Boxy 2
4. The Pie-Crushing Tosser

Joey McConnell
1. Piece De Resistance
2. Stealth
3. Abaddon
4. Humdrum

Liam Eliot
1. Cow Pat 2
2. Lord Turdius 2
3. Diarrhea 2
4. The One That Wont Go Down 2

We still need 5 more people to enter rediculously possible, yet extremely crazy, robots.

Liam, you need to post your stats in this format

Ummm... NO

Ok.

I think Ill add 2 rediculous realie teams:

Team 1
1. Lightning
2. Cunning Plan
3. Shell Shock (S7)
4. Vader

Team 2
1. Razer
2. Chaos 2
3. Terrorhurtz
4. Brutus Maximus

Ok, well have a vote:

Those who want me to fill the remaining spots with realies, say yes.

For those who dont want realies, and are willing to wait for more people to enter, say no.

Nobody cares

Maybe

XD, in any normal tournament, Id accuse Dave of stealing FLick of the Wrist from me, but in this house of madness, Ill let it pass and see what happens with a bag of popcorn on my lap :proud: (FYI Mark, Blatant Clone is a direct copy of Flick of the Wrist)

Okay. I enter Kane Aston, his weapon is the banhammer.

Am I approved?

:proud: @ Kody ffffff>Kody, check your forum

When are people going to realise Mark Elam is trying and failing to be our friend Male Kram? You just cant replace him!

I sure miss Male Kram, he was way cooler than Mark Elam :sad:

O, Male Kram, where art thou?

What about Mark Kram? :sad:

Forget him, I miss Male Elam...and I sometimes feel like the only one who does...:sad:

-2>if only I could change my name into Male Kram now... :yawn:

:proud:

WOOHOO, MANCHESTER UNITED WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!:proud:

boooooooooooooooooo I hate Manchester United :lame:

*is a Chelsea fan* :P

Kody, stop wallowing in despair and check your forums, you football obsessed git :proud:

I hate Chelsea

*Is a Man U fan*

I dont even like football...except the RW Series 3 tournament, of course.

I think it would be funny if there was a football tournament featuring all the good battle robots.

I think that was tried once, and we ended up with Timmehs creations with their safety cameras and ten Magmotors running on 6 volts. :proud: Id be up for it though if it was tried again.

Could have some All Stars teams. Biohazard, Diesector, Hazard, Razer, Vlad The Impaler and Ziggo as the captains, Chaos 2, Nightmare, Toro, Complete Control, Overkill and Son Of Whyachi as the vice captains and Hypno-Disc, Mauler, Minion, Tazbot, Panic Attack, Dr Inferno Jr, Killerhurtz, La Machine, Tornado, Voltronic and Panzer as the rest of the team. The goalies would be clones of Mechadon. Pick your team and go.

Nah, Im already designing a purpose built team, that breaks at least five rules nobody is going to bother stating :P