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Welcome to A COMPETITION THAT IS LIKE WARS INCARNATE, commonly known as ACTILWI.
Rules:
I need 8 people to enter a team of 2 anythings.
I will decide wether or not you can use it.
Round 1: 4 2-team fights
Round 2: 2 2-team fights
Round 3: 2 2-team fights (being the 3rd place playoff and the grand final respectively.)
Winner gets an aluminum cup.
2nd place gets a steel cup.
3rd place gets a titanium cup.
Oh, going to try and pull this, eh?
1. Male Kram
2. Mark Elam
Hey, you asked for it. :P
Does anyone want to face Kody, or are they too scared?
P.S: Kody, only Martijn can use Male Kram.
Actually, no he cant. In fact, Martijn may want to use entirely different characters. You cant make up peoples minds for them. :P
I see you wish to copy Kody and Alex and try to make a tournament... well, news flash: PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE WHO STEAL THEIR IDEAS ! ! But just for a laugh and a half, Ill enter your bogus tournament.
1. A steel toed boot that will keep kicking Mark Elam in the ass
2. A super virus ment to anihilate Mark Elams computer
Hang on! Why does 3rd place get Titanium cup...have you stolen the system of trophies from E.O.T.R about the Copper, Aluminium, Titanium and Hardox awards respectively?
If so...DONT!
Really, he just copied this from me mostly, and the rest from the original tournament. Im not going to put up with him anymore.
Mark, youve really stretched the line here. Go another foot and youll be breaking it. For once in your god damn time on this forum, stop stealing!!!
Some advice Mark.
Originality. Get some.
Mark, either prove to us that you can be a decent vapourboteer without stealing robots, lying, stealing ideas, being whiny, and annoying half the community, or leave. Youve lost just about any respect I had for you, and most other peoples...
...but anyway:
1: A suckermouth catfish
2: A clue
:lame:
I am pretty sure it was me on msn who came up with the Male Kram idea :s
Forgive me for all this other stuff. This is back when I was a total n00b. Anyways, seeing as ATTTWI is having trouble, and Wars Incarnate is over, I'll restart this.
Welcome to ACTILWI, which we think stands for A competition that is like Wars Incarnate, or something like that.
Rules: I need 8 people to enter 4 anythings. The battles will go Robot Wars Series 7 style:
2x 4-bot melees
2x heat semi-finals
1x heat grand final
One thing: You must post links to whatever the stuff is.
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminium checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Okay.
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
7 more spots available.
Team Terminal Damage VB (Vapourbot Branch) would like to submit the following:
1) A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
2) A 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which, with my staff discount, cost a grand total of £1.79
3) A bottle of finest Tennessee whiskey a.k.a Jack Daniels :)
4) Swine Flu
Okay.
6 more spots, everyone.
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
...thanks to Nick I have found myself entering :)
1: Nidus:
WEIGHT: 100kgs
DIMENSIONS: 110 x 75 x 45 cm
SHAPE: A bit odd, the front is wedge shaped and it resembles Razer, and there's a scoop at the rear, with an upwards extension in the middle for the weapon support, but other than that it looks like it's been compacted around the locations of its components - triangular panels ahoy!
COLOUR: Unpainted, so black and silver
DRIVE: 2 S28-150 Magmotors run at an average voltage of 24v, giving about 6hp of drive power; this is supplied by a bioengineered set of side and top panels that contain chloroplasts impregnated into the fabric of the carbon fibre, which allow the robot to photosynthesize and thus generate its own electricity following a complex process involving the sugar from the photosynthesis and then several Sabatier reactions contained in a carbon cell.
SPEED: 20mph
GROUND CLEARANCE: The front is 0 due to the front wedge, the rear is 0 as the scoop is sprung loosely to the floor, the sides are 6mm
ARMOUR: Stainless steel base (5-10mm) and weaponry subframe (3mm wall 25mm box section with 2mm sheet on front wedge), the rest is 4mm carbon fibre panels
WEAPONS: A pneumatically actuated arm constructed of stainless steel and carbon fibre; pivoted towards the rear of the machine, the front end goes horizontally and then comes down in a high carbon steel sharpened point, at the rear it widens out into a full width scoop. Basically, in a similar manner to Cronos this is a pneumatic crusher and flipper, but unlike Cronos it is run from full pressure CO2 in a single 2kg cylinder and two large buffertanks feeding four inlet valves into a 300mm bore/140mm stroke 7075 aluminium full pressure ram, which is connected to the weapon behind its pivot and delivers somewhere in the region of 30 tonnes of force at the ram, levered down to 15-18 tonnes at the tip of the crusher and a similar amount of force on the flipper...the caveat of course being that since this is pneumatic it acts extremely fast. The arm is retracted using elastic rather than using more gas; this makes the gas supply last longer than it would otherwise.
Basically, if you get caught by the front end, unless your armour is well braced fairly thick (5mm+) Hardox or titanium/vanadium alloy, you're getting crushed. Lesser armours (polycarb, thin ti, aluminium) may as well not be there with the force generated and concentrated into the tip. If you escape the front but get caught by the rear, you will get flipped...hmm...30 tonnes of force at the ram, fair amount of lift on the scoop...how high are the arena ceilings?
SRIMECH: Hidden inside the main weapon arm is a stainless steel srimech arm, that moves the opposite direction to the rest of the weapon when activated. This is actuated by cables and the pivots are arranged such that it will still have most of its movement when the gas supply is running low (after 4-6 uses) so it can still selfright when the weapon's flagging.
NOTES: Probably the most powerful crusher or flipper ever devised in fanfic, definitely the most overkill.
STRENGTHS: If it catches you, you are dead
WEAKNESSES: Lack of sunlight
2: Tears For Fears
3: Haardvark (Robot Wars, series 2)
4: Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
k il enter :uhoh:
1: a bottle of tequila taped to flame thrower :proud:
2: the old rc car taped to a beer keg (as in the w.a.r mega melee)
3: a cheese sandwich
4: a drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a cd wheel and a picture of George bush stapled to the back
:lame: :lame: :lame:
I just need 4 more entrants...
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
A cheese sandwich
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
1. James Hetfield (Metallica frontman)
2. A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
3. Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos (of ReBoot fame - Google or Wiki ReBoot and you'll find her)
4. Nemesis (RW2)
There. :P
3 more...
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
A cheese sandwich
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
I'll enter.
1. Timothy James Sillery
2. Ronald McDonald
3. Diotoir (S5)
4. Steve Irwin AKA Crocodile Hunter
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
A cheese sandwich
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
Sam Park:
Timothy James Sillery
Ronald McDonald
Diotoir (S5)
Steve Irwin
2 more...
I think we're all doomed now that Timothy James Sillery has been entered into the fray :rofl:
Not really... Remember what happened to him in the now cancelled ATTTWI 2...
Considering Lord DoomForAll was his opponent... :P
But either way, he still died, along with me and Male Kram...
I was employing a mix of sarcasm/humour in my last post :roll:
Internet sarcasm is fail, unfortunately. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by k_c_r
Yeah...
Posts like that are considered spam, Mark...Quote:
Originally Posted by corsair_lightning
Oh...
if you've read Kody's post Mark than this post is intentional spam Mark, not smart when some people still arent convinced you really arent the man you were a year ago...Quote:
Originally Posted by corsair_lightning
I read in this very topic that I appearantly have the sole right to enter Male Kram, so here goes nothing
1. Male Kram
2. Kryptonite
3. The Phantom Menace
4. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
A cheese sandwich
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
Sam Park:
Timothy James Sillery
Ronald McDonald
Diotoir (S5)
Steve Irwin
Martijn Benschop
Male Kram
Kryptonite
The Phantom Menace
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Come on, people! 1 more person!!!
sadly cheese sandwich has to pull out *sob-sob-cry* due to me foolishly trying to use kingsmill 50/50 and that in turn ripped the cheese :uhoh: so i might as well use this as a tryout for O.I.D (oh! im dizzy) who knows...i might rip off Male Kram's leg...lol
jack
Okay.
Mark, why are you still making one-word posts after we've told you repeatedly that it counts as spam?
Now I get it...
Well, sure. No more 1-word posts.
The revised entry list:
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A 2mm aluminum checker plate armoured heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source.
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
An endless roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
Oohh! I'm Dizzy!
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
Sam Park:
Timothy James Sillery
Ronald McDonald
Diotoir (S5)
Steve Irwin
Martijn Benschop
Male Kram
Kryptonite
The Phantom Menace
SPARTA!!!
Seriously. I need 1 more person...
w00t!
1) Mace II
2) Teacakes
3) Webcam
4) Dave Mustaine
Any good? :)