Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

+2>Return of ATTTWI

Thats right, Ive decidws to get it started today.

Rules? What rules? Just enter 8 anythings each. :proud:

The House Fighters are:

Exa-Gore-Ic

A huge, planetary half-android organism that can control Mother Nature herself. Has an indefinite amount of energy and power and can unleash it all at once and recover instantly within seconds. Spends time wandering through dimensions when bored.

Ancalagon the Black

The greatest dragon of all time, Ancalagon the Black soars the dead black skies on vast, impenetrable bat-like wings. He is roughly the size of 3 hotels stacked on top of each other. His belly, which was thought to be his weak point, is now covered with mithril-hooked scales and his eyes are magically protected.

Damocles

A dark, giant sword that strikes down emperors, kings, and other beings of great power. It is empowered by shadow magic and has a powerful so great it would take the power of all the Gods to break it.

Oracle

A futuristic being filled with precognition to the highest extent. Can change history in any way possible. He is armed with several bionic weapons capable of levelling a small galaxy. When hes not attacking, hes invulnerable.

Taki

A female ninja who betrayed her clan. Extremely skillful in her approach, and deadly at the bloody end. Hides her emotions completely. It is almost impossible to tell what she is thinking. Also she is lightning quick.

Asterix

The hero of the land of Gaul, this little guy isnt weak in one bit. Again, for this tournament, hes been given a sustainment potion that, typically, sustains his strength for the entire brawl. Hes also a quick thinker, and a great hunter. And now when he gives a battle cry, everybody will shake in fear.

Prince Hamlet

A multi-personalitied half-nutcase, yet methodical in his approach. Can twist words without effort, yet strangely he tries to befriend fighters and give them tips. He is very smart and can get 10,000 soldiers who are coming to fight him, to fight each other. :proud:

Big Mac

A weird house fighter in a package of a regular Big Mac. Or is it? It appears in a losing competitors need, but when they bite into it...who knows what may happen? Only those who have a great strength of stomach can resist the call of the Big Mac!

Auguel Helnstrom

A big, beefy man with a Russian accent. He wields a great broadsword but he prefers to fight hand-to-hand most of the time. Has strength to match the Earths gravitational pull and can punch through a block of meter thick Hardox, putting a huge hole in it, no problem. :proud:

Starfire

Haha. For real. :proud: This Tamaranian teenager kinda mixes up powers from the other house fighters. One star bolt can destroy an entire 100 hectares of forest (though she doesnt want that :P), her strength is quite supreme, but mostly she tries to befriend everybody. She also has great perception and can tell when someone lies.

Oh, and theres no arena. This happens somewhere generic.

ONE MORE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION!!!

When putting in entries, give at least a brief description or a link to the things you are entering, please, so I dont get confused.

Well, get entering! :proud:

(Message edited by kodster on April 04, 2008)

*RESERVES!*

Righty...

Billy Lockhart (my character from Marks RPG...thing)
A rat
The country of Lithuania
My laptop
Liquid nitrogen
The letter Q
A USB drive in a heat sealed rigid plastic package
Haardvark (series 2)

Will those do?

1: Borg Queen
2: The Universe
3: An Atom Bomb
4: Anti-communist tapes
5: Impossible-to-resist-not-fighting Dessert
6: Flipping wedge made from cheese.
7: A Guy who swallows Big Macs whole.
8: Mr. Spock, who defeats his opponents with large amounts of logic.

(Message edited by corsair_lightning on April 04, 2008)

can I enter Male Kram?

*RESERVES*
((Still working on profiles))

Oh, and no, Mark Elam is not allowed in my tournaments, no matter how nonsensical they are.

Get out Mark.

And sure Martijn. :proud:

(Message edited by kodster on April 04, 2008)

You cant make me.

But the Administrators can...:uhoh:

Stop being an ignorant prat and GTFO. NOW.

Oh yeah, descriptions:

Billy Lockhart - it depends how detailed you want him described - I could probably knock RPG style stats together, but that might be overkill, so tell me whats needed.

A rat is a random rat.

Lithuania: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuaniahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania

My laptop: A laptop, containing files of EVIL

Liquid nitrogen is nitrogen in liquid form.

The letter Q is in between the letters P and R.

A USB drive in a heat sealed rigid plastic package WILL cut your fingers when you try to get the bloody thing out.

Haardvark: http://www.haardvark.connectfree.co.uk/Specification1998.htmhttp://www.haardvark.connectfree.co....cation1998.htm

Joey, for Billy, whatever you want. :)

o, The Stingray will defens his 4th place!:proud:

Melissa, good to see youll defend your title :proud:

I call a reserve. Just give me time to find something sensible to enter.

Right:

Name: William Phoenix Two Lattes One With Cream And Dont Forget The Chocolate Biscuit Lockhart
Age: Twenty-ish
Height: 62
Weight: Not quite anorexic, but almost
Hair: Long, blond
Eyes: Green
Clothes: Unwashed
Abilities: Encyclopaedic knowledge of early 1980s computer and video games and early series of Robot wars, as well as extensive experience with coffee and nuclear warheads. Killer Civilisation II player as well, and has high stamina.
Strengths: Intelligence, resistant to nuclear radiation, can go for days without sleep
Weaknesses: Swimming pools filled with caramel and whipped cream
Favourite colour: Indigo blue

Now Kody, you know me better than that, of course I would come to defend my title. I would not want some NOOB taking it from me without a fight. LOL. Pure jokes you guys... pure jokes. Anyways... my entrants are:

1. Ming Higurashi - She is a Dog Demon/Human and cousin of the Priestess Kagome Higurashi. Ming has the same priestess powers as her cousin to go along with her demon speed, agility, power and magic. Her main weapons are Twin Katanas, though she has been known to use a very large fan, sacred seals or her bare hands.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/Douhnutsandme/Anime/Random/priestess.jpghttp://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../priestess.jpg
Though her hair is white tinted with blue to match her eyes and the red on her clothes in the picture is actualy supposed to be sky blue.
She was also the winner of Kodys prior Wars Incarnate ! !

2. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing - Solaria is a Princess from the planet Floria. Shes a butterfly sprite with a pet Floria Cat named Nightwing. They always fight as a team and cannot... will not beseparated to fight. Pics below, first is Solaria and second is Nightwing.
http://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/FallenAngel001/1135185875_kButterfly.jpghttp://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/...kButterfly.jpg
http://www.absoluteanime.com/card_captors/spinner.gifhttp://www.absoluteanime.com/card_captors/spinner.gif

3. Rocky Racoon - The thieving little Racoon from the parents tales.

4. Talim from Soul Calibur 3

5. A Rabies infected Cat named Norbert

6. An Enchanted Leaf

7. Link from Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask

and...

8. An Evil Bunny

LOL Melissa. :proud: The Wars Incarnate isnt mine, its Alex Holts. This is a tribute to it, though, since it seems to be ailing. :P

-.-
Damn it

OK, Ill enter....

1: MINI-FRIDGE
You may remember Mini-Fridge from before. Its basically a fridge on wheels which lures oppodents with a tasty treat, then smashes them to pieces with a giant hammer.

2: A HIPPOPOTAMUS
Literally what it says on the tin. A hippopotamus.

3: BARRY JUNIOR
Anyone remember Barry, the mutant cuckoo clock? Well, heres his son. He basically looks like a cross between King Bowser from the Mario games and a giant turkey. His weapons are huge teeth, sharp claws, two tails with massive clubs and the ability to breathe fire, all protected in a super-hard shell. He destroyed his clock ages ago.

4: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
The old chaos theory that states that a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil can create a Tornado in Texas. This is meerly an example, as this effect can take place anywhere. This player has the advantage that it cannot be attacked, because it would mean taking out a butterfly on the other side of the world.

5: THE NUMBER 42
The answer to EVERYTHING.

6: RAMBO THE RED NOSED REINDEER
Rudolfs evil twin brother, a reindeer who frequently carries a machine gun with unlimited ammo. Designed to shoot EVERYTHING that moves.

7: THOMAS THE YOUTUBE ENGINE
See Shane Swans random tourny for his stats.

8: CB (short for Crash-Bash), MY SCALE-SONA
....who happens to be a Megaraptor. Ill post a link to the account if you wish to see for yourself, but Kody knows me there, and hell understand. I think.

1) Lord Doomforall
2) Squirrel Girl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_girlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_girl
3) The total combined anger of the internet inserted into the brain of a flying armoured
shark
4) A non-evil clone of frank with the same powers (just not-evil)
5) A pack of a million dormice trained to each have the fighting prowess of Batman and like the taste of everything imaginable (fire, metal, flesh, wood, ice, water, acid and so on)
6) A pot containing essence of dues ex machina
7) A robe and wizards hat
8) A rambling old man who tells stories that dont go anywhere

1) A pan flute
2) the real edition of the anarchists cookbook
3) a Lamborghini Diablo
4) a Segway
5) The immovable object
6) the unstoppable force
7) my cellphone
8) the first series of House Md on DVD

Hmm...

Ill enter:
1. Master Hand: A giant hand that... oh screw it, youve played the damn game Kody.
2. Wikipedia
3. Those aliens from that one film that where weak to water.
4. A dead duck
5. a live duck
6. All that is evil in the world
7. The entire population of 4chan
8. The next person in all of existence to say the word Sandwich

Sandwich

First person in all existence. Not just the first I know about.

Of course, as I cant see all of existence, well need to wait for the oracles word on this.

1) Professor Vengeance
Amateur adolescent supervillain. Loves putting on a show and is always dressed to kill. Stats and further info in earlier WI threads.

2) Thomas the Tank Engine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_tank_enginehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_tank_engine
Lovable British childrens character and supreme overlord of the Island of Sodor. Multi-trillionaire.

3) Dr Ivo Robotnik (SatAM version)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Robotnik_%28TV_series_%26_Archie_comic%29http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Rob...rchie_comic%29
The wittiest, most devious and just plain awesomest version of the Mobian mad scientist. Hates fuzzy critters. Hates his nephew. Hates in general.

4) The Daleks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalekhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek
The most feared race in the universe. Tentacled blobs in personal tanks, genetically engineered to hate. Enjoy exterminating everyone they meet. Hate time-travellers.

5) The Riddler (Batman: The Animated Series version)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riddlerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riddler
The prince of puzzles. One of the smartest men in the world and an electronics genius. Specialises in computers and robotics. Like the Prof, carries a pimpin trick cane.

6) Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Surprising_Adventures_of_Sir_Digby_Chicken-Caesarhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sur...y_Chicken-Caes ar
A grotty tramp under the delusion he is a master detective. Aided by his slightly saner assistant, Ginger. Sings along to Devils Gallop in times of drama.

7) Strong Bad
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Badhttp://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Bad}
The coolest, most email-answeringest dude on the internet. Ruler of the mighty empire of Strong Badia. Backed up by his brothers Strong Mad and Strong Sad (albeit reluctantly) and his good friend, the Cheat.

8) Dr Tran
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35ghttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35g
Not only is he a real doctor, hes a dashing special agent with a PHd in kicking your ass! When America needs saving, Dr Tran delivers! I promise.

1) Male Kram
2) A Stingray

Team BriteSpark presents: :proud:

1) Alcohol :proud:
2) Jeremimi - http://youtube.com/watch?v=IN9RcSWCB9chttp://youtube.com/watch?v=IN9RcSWCB9c
3) Kelly - http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYAhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
4) Jackie Beat - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZThrYCy9Zzohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=ZThrYCy9Zzo
5) A royal flush in poker
6) A vice (Ill let you interpret that anny way you want :proud:)
7) A 1500 assignment on behaviour mannagemennt inn primary schools. :proud:
8) The alphabet

Ill enter Pussycat as usual, Ill reserve for the other 7 though... Im working on something:)

Entrants Thus Far...

Melissa Urbich
Ming Higurashi
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
Rocky Raccoon
Talim
Norbert the Rabies-infected cat
Enchanted Leaf
Link
Evil Bunny

Joey McConnell
Billy Lockhart
A rat
The country Lithuania
Joeys evil laptop
Liquid nitrogen
The letter Q
A USB drive in a heat sealed rigid plastic package
Haardvark (S2)

Christopher Mason
Mini-Fridge
A hippopotamus
Barry Jr.
The butterfly effect
The number 42
Rambo the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Thomas the YouTube Engine
Crash-Bash

Alex Holt
Lord DoomForAll
Squirrel Girl
A flying armoured shark with the anger of the entire internet community
A non-evil clone of Frank
A pack of a million dormice trained to each have the fighting prowess of Batman and like the taste of everything imaginable
A pot containing essence of Dues Ex Machina
A robe and wizards hat
A rambling old man who tells stories that dont go anywhere

Leo van Miert
A pan flute
The real edition of the anarchists cookbook
A Lamborghini Diablo
A Segway
The immovable object
The unstoppable force
Leos cellphone
The first series of House MD on DVD

Danny Bailey
Master Hand
Wikipedia
Aliens from a movie that were weak to water
A dead duck
A live duck
All that is evil in the world
The entire population of 4chan
The next person in all of existence to say the word Sandwich

Steven McGregor
Professor Vengeance
Thomas the Tank Engine
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The Daleks
The Riddler
Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
Strong Bad
Dr. Tran

Daniel Stickler
Alcohol
Jeremimi
Kelly
Jackie Beat
A royal flush poker hand
A vice
A 1500-word assignment on behaviour management in primary schools
The alphabet

Martijn M Benschop
Male Kram
A stingray
(6 reserved spots)

Frank Goacher
Pussycat
(7 reserved spots)

Wow, 10 people already. XD

Heres the rest of my 7, a roster based on my favourite villains. And yes, I include Pussycat in that list...

The Joker

From: Batman.
Powers: Depends on the series. Ranges from simple violence to skills with chemicals + surgery, etc.
Notes: A man of his word.

Albert Wesker

From: Resident evil series
Powers: Superhuman T-virus induced powers, recuperative powers, treachery, blackmail, permanent hair gel and awesome shades.
Summary: If other Resident evil villains are anything to go by, he can probably transform into a wide variety of mutations.

Dr. Wily

From: Megaman series
Powers: Robotics, perseverence.
Notes: Hates blue robots.

Homonculus

From: Shadows of Memories (PS2 game)
Powers: Unsure of his exact powers, but observed powers include the ability to control time, as well as evil genie style granting of wishes with a creative bent to make sure you wish youd never wished for something.
Notes: He says hes physically frail. Personally I dont believe him.

The Master

From: Dr. Who.
Powers: Time travel, laser screwdriver, the ability to regenerate and god knows what else.
Notes: John Simm version for prefference.

Agent Smith

From: The Matrix.
Powers: Super strength, speed, stamina, multiplication and awesome shades.
Notes: It is inevitable.

Frank Goacher

From: A terrible place.
Powers: The ability to manipulate the plot. The three most common ways to do this are:

1) A cheap plot device. Not necesarily an object, an example of a cheap plot device would be carting around someone useless on an adventure, then suddenly running into an obstacle that needs this persons skills. This person is a cheap plot device.

2) A plot twist. A sudden change in the flow of the plot, usually reversing someones fortunes. For example, when a villain has a hero beaten then their henchman suddenly betrays them and lets the hero go for whatever reason.

3) The infamous plot holes. These are caused when something happens that is inconsistant with the rest of the plot, leaving an inexplicable problem. Plot holes are caused by the Universe cottoning on to the fact that whats going on is fictional, and should something fall into one not only does it cease to exist, but it never existed in the first place.

Should Spiderman fall into a plot hole, that not only destroys the Spiderman universe, it also takes down Spiderwoman, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four... In fact every universe thats connected. However, the Ultimate Spiderman universe would be safe as its a re-telling and not connected to the original.

Notes: The power to manipulate and protect myself from plot effects is called sermo ex vestri puga pyga.

1 - The Bottomless Dustbin
Looks like a standard dustbin, but its made from undamageable materials, taking hits from 60 ton trucks and escaping without a scratch, with the benefit of having a black-hole inside which makes it bottomless.

2 - antigod, basically god of the secondary universe, unlimited powers, but cant damage the dustbin. Although he only exists in the secondary universe, as the primary universe has God, and since they dont get on he isnt welcome.

3 - A piece of (poisoned) carrot cake

4 - Some superglue

5 - A 2 week old Pizza

6 - A clone of Franks Trousers

7 - A Destroyer

8 - An anti-plot twist/hole/device device, designed to take out Frank Goacher

Looks Like we have quite the tournament brewing, eh guys?

quote:

This person is a cheap plot device.

Would it not be nicer to call him by his real name?

I dont do nice.

Imagine my 7th entry going up against Stevens 2nd. Thatd be ironic.

save me a space

All right :)

Probably a stupid question, but is there a fixed number of people you need to get it going?

Nope. :proud:

Ill start when I feel like it. :proud:

I hope you start it soon Kody, this is quite exciting and I know this one is going to be so much more fun than the last... not that the first one you did was not fun. It was incredible.

(Message edited by InuAngel2007 on April 10, 2008)