Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

Thats right, its Team Gores version of the horrifyingly unstable WARS INCARNATE!!! :proud:

Probably not as good, but anything to get people to come and have a good laugh...or not. :proud:

Anyway, a maximum of 20 people can enter 8 anythings each! And, like the Wars Incarante, there will be house fighters.

Unlike the Wars Incarnate, however, there will be a set arena. And that arena is none other than Final Destination! For those who dont know what Final Destination is, Google it up. :P

No tag-teams, just 1v1 fights until we have a winner.

House fighters descriptions will be up in a second.

So prepare yourself...for randomness of the unknown (and possibly known) kind! :proud:

HOUSE FIGHTERS

These guys (and gals) have been actually modified or given special abilities just for this tournament.

Ancalagon

The greatest dragon of all time, Ancalagon the Black soars the dead black skies on vast, impenetrable bat-like wings. He is roughly the size of 3 hotels stacked on top of each other. His belly, which was thought to be his weak point, is now covered with mithril-hooked scales and his eyes are magically protected.

Exa-Gore-Ic

A huge, planetary half-android organism that can control Mother Nature herself. Plants and trees worship him, and the seas scream his name as they plunge down on unwary ships.

Asterix

The hero of the land of Gaul, this little guy isnt weak in one bit. For the tournament, hes been given a sustainment potion that, typically, sustains his strength for the entire brawl. Hes also a quick thinker, and a great hunter. And now when he gives a battle cry, everybody will shake in fear.

Obelix

Asterixs life-long friend. Already too strong for his own good, hes been given even more strength for this tournament. He can cause earthquakes when walking, yet never be harmed himself. What other abilities does this living Goliath possess?

Taki

Known to treachery by her clan, Fu-Ma no Taki is a skilled and secretive stalker and before anybody can give so much as a gurgle, her daggers have already found the jugular. This time around her speed has been increased ten-fold, and the effectiveness of her daggers.

Tira

Once a deadly assassin, and now servant of the Azure Knight Nightmare, Tira walks around the world looking for souls to consume. Her deadly ring weapon has claimed but too many lives already. Her bloodlust has been enriched for this tournament, and, like Taki, her speed is up as well.

The Watcher

The referee makes a random appearance every now and then, and when he does, youd do well to flee the scene. This malicious statue is made of three vulture-like figures adjacent to each other. None can pass it unless its will can be overcome. And when that happens, The Watcher will alert the rest of the house fighters.

Big Mac

A weird house fighter in a package of a regular Big Mac. Or is it? It appears in a losing competitors need, but when they bite into it...who knows what may happen? Only those who have a great strength of stomach can resist the call of the Big Mac!

Hamlet

The Danish Prince returns for another bout! This time he can travel through time itself! Of course, he still has all of his scheming personalities.

Cortez

The pirate king himself, Cortez spirit remains tied to his treasure, so he cannot be harmed. So I moved his treasure to the arena so he can fight there. :proud: No physical or special attack will work on this guy.

The Sickness

A giant cloud of any type of disease you can think of, The Sickness wanders about trying to find a victim for its amusement. Dont get caught, or youll be coughed up!

Well, those are the house fighters. Good luck! Youre desperately going to need it. :proud:

Oohh....yay I finally get to enter an equivelant of my own tournemant! Hooray!

Eight entries you say?

Daniel the Chaos Mole - a mole who loves reviewing classical music by sitting on peoples head and scratching the reviews into their scalp. He is also superhumanly clever.

A jar of crab paste

Lord Doomforall (all powerful...and has got my rift staff that cuts everything)

The God of Pigeons

A Giant Radioactive harpischord

A hybrid of pig and fox, called, funnily enough, Foxpig

A giant ball of enraged leopards

Blod (Gods older, but far less accomplished brother)

My eight...things...are.

1: Homer Simpson (from The Simpsons).

2: Squidward Tentacles (from SpongeBob SquarePants).

3: A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.

4: A Hippopotamus.

5: A Tarantorpion, which is a mutant cross between a Tarantula and a Scorpion (everything is Tarantula except for the claws and tail).

6: A giant mutant cuckoo clock, nicknamed Barry.

7: A bowl of custard.

8: Crazy Frog!

Is that good enough?

Yes, it is. Now if only the Cat and Golden Monkey were entered...:proud:

woohoo, cool tourney Kody!

Ill enter...

1.a stingray

2.a Danish cartoonist

3,4,5,6,7,8. unsure, Ill come back to those later :P

Mara Jade
Rapier (Space fighter on Wing Commander)
Frosty the Snowman
Santa Claus
Chastity Dingle (Emmerdale character...google her!)
The number 13
Congealed milk
The teacher with the funny squint

Ive been off here too long, I gotta give this a go:

1: St Lucifer AKA Satan - lord of Hell and all things evil, with the ability to twist the minds of all beings to evil

2: A tanto wielding Goth: Based on me really, 6ft 4, Size 14 feet, black clothes, leather fingerless gloves and an insatiable appetite for sword slaughtering

3: Stewie Griffin (Family Guy): a 1 year old boy with a fantastically evil English accent and a brain to match, and who will stop at nothing less than world domination through use of his EVIL devices

4: The Dark Magician (Yu-gi-Oh card monster): A master of the black arts, its power can overcome any pure psysical attacks and throw them back with infinatly more devastating effect.

5: The Grim Reaper AKA Death itself: No explination needed, one touch and youll die

6: Raymundo (Xaiolin Showdown): the highest ranked of the monks (Shoku warrior), he commands the element of the air and wind, and has control over all the Shen-gong Wu, a collection of mystic power items each with their own speacial power (list and abilities up later).

7: Slipknot (Heavy Metal Band): The 9 scariest men in Metal-dom come to fight, each with their own unique mask and instrument, and can reduce a building to dust with one rendition of Duality

8: Bender (Futurama): You know him, ya love him, and you can bite his shiny metal a$$! Can bend even the unbendabke girders, and burps and farts searing hot flame to melt away enimies

They may not be as random as some, but I like them, so thats my choices

Ill enter Pussycat for my first. Other 7 up after Ive had a think, probably tomorrow.

Ive thought. Drawing upon my powers of reading too many webcomics, Ill enter some comic characters along with description and relevant link. Be warned, some of these links contain inappropriate language. Please dont ban me:proud:

Shadehawk - Batman style anti-hero, with martial arts skills, various gadgets and a really big gun. Relevant link: http://antiheroforhire.com/http://antiheroforhire.com/

PC - A home computer turned evil. Powers include robotic body, skilled in robotics, and various minions, some of which are competant. Relevant link: http://www.funnyfarmcomics.com/http://www.funnyfarmcomics.com/

Black Mage - Evil mage who can cast destructive magic. Has also gained the ability to learn spells thrown at him.

Fighter - Stupid swordsman, whose only skill is using swords. Also appears to be indestructable, at least going on what hes survived.

Relevant link for black Mage and Fighter: http://www.nuklearpower.com/index.phphttp://www.nuklearpower.com/index.php

Riff - Mad scientist with a penchant for really big robots and ray guns.

Kiki - Adorable talking ferret. Never means harm to anyone, but often causes it anyway with the insatiable need to play around with shiny things, including self destruct buttons and the like. Also becomes a lethal prjectile when fed sugar.

Bun-Bun - Less than adorable talking rabbit. Has great fighting skills and a flick knife, but is also a master maniupulator.

Relevent link for last three: http://sluggy.com/index.phphttp://sluggy.com/index.php

Current Entrants

Alex Holt
1. Daniel the Chaos Mole
2. Jar of crab paste
3. Lord DoomForAll
4. Pigeon God
5. Giant radioactive harpischord
6. Foxpig
7. Giant ball of enraged leopards
8. Blod.

Christopher Mason
9. Homer Simpson
10. Squidward Tentacles
11. Box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.
12. Hippopotamus
13. Tarantorpion
14. Mutant cuckoo clock named Barry.
15. Bowl of custard.
16. Crazy Frog

Martijn M Benschop
17. Stingray
18. Danish cartoonist
19. unknown
20. unknown
21. unknown
22. unknown
23. unknown
24. unknown

Chris Cooper
25. Mara Jade Skywalker
26. Rapier
27. Frosty the Snowman
28. Santa Claus
29. Chastity Dingle
30. 13
31. Congealed milk.
32. Squinting teacher.

David Weston
33. St. Lucifer
34. Goth who wields a tanto.
35. Stewie Griffin
36. Dark Magician
37. Grim Reaper
38. Raymundo
39. Slipknot
40. Bender

Frank Goacher
41. Pussycat
42. Shadehawk
43. PC
44. Black Mage
45. Fighter
46. Riff
47. Kiki
48. Bun-Bun

Ill just wait for more people. I might also get some other people to enter this tournament. :proud:

1: Ozzy Osbourne
2: Kurt Cobain
3: Beavis
4: Michael Jackson
5: Bucky Katt [Get Fuzzy]
6: Hobbes
7: Pee Wee Herman
8: Barney

Do you know what youre letting yourself in for, Kody? :proud:

1) Professor Vengeance
Amateur English supervillain. Loves putting on a show and is always dressed to kill. Stats and further info in earlier WI threads.

2) Thomas the Tank Engine
Lovable British childrens character and supreme overlord of the Island of Sodor. Multi-trillionaire.

3) Dr Ivo Robotnik (SatAM version)
The wittiest, most devious and just plain awesomest version of the Mobian mad scientist. Hates fuzzy critters. Hates his nephew. Hates in general.

4) An army of Cybermen
Mechanically-enhanced humanoids from the Planet Mondos. Enjoy converting the universe into mindless drones. Hate time-travellers.

5) Jervis Tetch aka The Mad Hatter (Batman: The Animated Series version)
A mad scientist who specialises in mind-control technology. Adores the works of Lewis Carroll. Not big on bats.

6) Fifi LaFume
French teenage skunk with an unstoppable love drive and a stink that can hault traffic. Acme Looniversity scholar.

7) Slappy Squirrel
A lovably grouchy retired cartoon star. Knows the rules of comedy and animation inside out. Enjoys hitting people.

8) Sociology
The stupid subject I did an exam on this very day. What could be worse than functionalism?

Hope that line-up will suffice, Mr K!

This is better than I hoped. :proud:

Im not starting yet because Martijn is missing 6 entries, and Im still waiting for more people.

I enter the following people.

1) System of a Down (consisting of vocalist Serj Tankian, guitarist Daron Malakian, bassist Shavo Odadjian and drummer John Dolmoyan)
2) A can of Barqs root beer
3) That fat guy from Boogie Nights
4) The City Wok Owner
5) Link (Legend of Zelda)
6) Edge (WWE)
7) Jeffrey Nothing (one of two lead vocalists for Mushroomhead)
8) Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris giveth and Chuck Norris taketh away)

(Message edited by SenseiV1 on January 18, 2007)

Argh, its not letting me delete my post to make another one.

So, if I could have System of a Down changed to Dethklok, thatd be fine.

Dethklok = Nathan Explosion (vocals), Skwisgaar Skwigelf (lead guitar), Toki Wartooth (rhythm guitar), William Murderface (bass) and Pickles the Drummer (drums)

Its fine Mark.

ersh

1. Evangelion Unit 1 - Google it, its devastating...
2. Mugen (Samurai Champloo) - Legendary Masterless Samurai
3. Full Metal Alchemist - Legendary Alchemist who can transmutate without a transmutation circle...
4. Tekkaman - Tekkaman Blade, powerful TekkaBlasters as a finale weapon... google it...
5. Arael (Evangelion) - Attacks from distances out of the range of the opponent, attacks the mind, breaking down even the strongest of people - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_%28Neon_Genesis_Evangelion%29http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_%..._Evangelion%29
6. Leliel - Read the above link... Your screams cannot be heard when your being sucked into a sub space universe...
7. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach, google it) - Legendary Shinigami, fights with his legendary Zanpuktou, Zangetsu... His reitsu levels over power anyone and when combined with his Bankai transformation (Combination of fighter and Zanpuktou) hes even more deadly.... But beware of the Hollow, Ichigo has a deep dark evil within, when it comes out, the Hollows empowers Ichigo to even deadlier levels, becoming an opponent that fights fast, hard and relentlessly never stops... Watch the anime, fear the Hollow... Ke...
8. Anti Matter - The ultimate suicide fighter.. Expands, dissolves everything in existance and then explodes.... Even Doomforall cannot escape this fate....

If youre not finished:

Red Dino Thunder ranger

Student of the original green ranger.
Weapons:
Tyranno staff (Finisher : €˜Tyranno staff, Energy orb!€™)
Super Dino mode. (Horn weapons down arm)
Shield of Triumph (
€ morphs him into Triassic ranger
€ has in built blade.
€ Accesses Battlizer: €˜Cannons!€™ and the infamous €˜Dragon yo-yo!€™)

2) Samus Aaron (of Metroid Fame)
Weapons:
Arm mounted cannon
Ball Mode
Bombs

3) Jushi Sentai France Five
Protectors of the Eiffel tower!

4) Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond (of Celebrity Death match fame!)

5) Talkie Toaster„ (of Red Dwarf fame)
Weapons: crumbs and heated bread trays. Has previously seen off a polymorph.

6) Rose/Tardis Deity (of Doctor Who fame)
Weapons: molecular deformation, ability to ignore gravity, transportation and a good knowledge of gymnastics.

7)Hammer Bros (Of Super Mario Brothers fame)
Weapons: You need a hint???

8)Evil Mighty Morphin€™ Green Ranger
Back for a second round, comes the Green Ranger!
Weapons:
Dragon Dagger: Defeaning noise, can charge up and throw energy.
Sword of Darkness: Energy Orb, regular sword work.
Dragon Shield: Can deflect and push outwards.

I wont stop accepting people until my Crash & Burn tournament is finished. :)

Two more people and Ill have an equal amount of people who joined the Wars Incarante :proud:

With your permission, Id like to replace the Tarantorpion with Mini Fridge. See here for details.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSl4eExCVeohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSl4eExCVeo

Permission granted! :proud:

On the subject of replacing, can I replace Bucky with Trogdor the Burninator? Bucky cant ever win fights anyway. :proud:

I wish to replace The God of Pigeons with The Most Harmless and Cute and Innocent thing in the universe.

Both done. :)

Entries so far...

Alex Holt
1. Daniel the Chaos Mole
2. Jar of crab paste
3. Lord DoomForAll
4. The Most Harmless and Cute and Innocent thing in the universe.
5. Giant radioactive harpischord
6. Foxpig
7. Giant ball of enraged leopards
8. Blod.

Christopher Mason
9. Homer Simpson
10. Squidward Tentacles
11. Box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.
12. Hippopotamus
13. Mini Fridge
14. Mutant cuckoo clock named Barry.
15. Bowl of custard.
16. Crazy Frog

Martijn M Benschop
17. Stingray
18. Danish cartoonist
19. unknown
20. unknown
21. unknown
22. unknown
23. unknown
24. unknown

Chris Cooper
25. Mara Jade Skywalker
26. Rapier
27. Frosty the Snowman
28. Santa Claus
29. Chastity Dingle
30. 13
31. Congealed milk.
32. Squinting teacher.

David Weston
33. St. Lucifer
34. Goth who wields a tanto.
35. Stewie Griffin
36. Dark Magician
37. Grim Reaper
38. Raymundo
39. Slipknot
40. Bender

Frank Goacher
41. Pussycat
42. Shadehawk
43. PC
44. Black Mage
45. Fighter
46. Riff
47. Kiki
48. Bun-Bun

Anthony Politzi
49. Ozzy Osbourne
50. Kurt Cobain
51. Beavis
52. Michael Jackson
53. Trogdor the Burninator
54. Hobbes
55. Pee Wee Herman
56. Barney

Steven McGregor
57. Professor Vengeance
58. Thomas the Tank Engine
59. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
60. Cyberman Army
61. The Mad Hatter
62. Fifi LaFume
63. Slappy Squirrel
64. Sociology

Mark Irwin
65. Dethklok
66. Can of Barqs root beer
67. Fat Guy from Boogie Nights
68. The City Wok Owner
69. Link
70. Edge
71. Jeffrey Nothing
72. Chuck Norris

Aaron Knight
73. Evangelion Unit 1
74. Mugen
75. Full Metal Alchemist
76. Tekkaman
77. Arael
78. Leliel
79. Ichigo Kurosaki
80. Anti-Matter

Ceri Jenkins
81. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
82. Samus Aran
83. Jushi Sentai France Five
84. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
85. Talkie Toaster
86. Rose/Tardis Deity
87. Hammer Bro.
88. Evil Mighty Morphin€™ Green Ranger

W00tiful. :proud:

heres Marti!:proud:

Zinedine Zidane
Bobsleigh
Nine Million Bicycles
Wild Horses
A Bat out of hell
Major Tom (Space Oditty)

omg Ive 8 entries now :proud:

Oh, Ive always wanted to do this!

Link
(You know the guy, sword, arrows, green tunic? Twilight Princess version, if youve played it.)

Half-eaten Bacon Sandwich
(With a spot of HP Sauce)

A ninja

A pirate

Master hand
(Might as well have someone who knows the terrain.)

A Wiimote

Lordi
Google them.

Jack the Ripper

You mean Link the First, Dan? Mark Irwin has already entered...one Link. There are two Links...I think.

Yeah, I should actually read whos already entered. Hmm... Switch him for Google. Fear them as they slowly buy the world!

Done. :)

Now that Im currently writing the final battle for Crash & Burn, this tournament should start sometime next week, probably later in the week. At least you know that much.

Still waiting...:crazy:

One of the Links could always be Shadow Link from Links Adventure:)

One of the Links could always be Shadow Link from Links Adventure

Or Shadow Link from Ocarina of Time :rofl:

or the Weakest Link....

or the Link hatted Kirby! :mrgreen:

How about young Link from Super Smash bros Melee?

Nah, Im happy switching him for google, Mark can have the only Link.

Leo van Miert

1: Violent J
2: Shaggy 2 dope
3: Jamie Madrox
4: Monoxide
5: ABK
6: Blaze Ya dead homie
7: Myzery
8: Jumpsteady

I thought id keep it in the Psychopatic records family this time. :)

Hurray I have 13 people now :proud: but Im not stopping :proud:

Jamie Maddrox! Damn, if I wasnt entering really stupid things that would have been a brillaint idea! (Assuming we are talking about the comic book one rather than some entirely random one?)

If you are referring to Multiple man, its where the Twistid rapper got his name from and he is who I was referring too.