A DECENT;) Have I Got News For You

4 players needed, Im not in presenter mode yet, Ill do that when I get some players.

One panellist here.

My two invisible friends who have the same name as me would like a seat. As would I.

Meh, why not? Im in.

Nice try Scott:P

Thats 3:P

make me number 4

OK, were on/

Ill start it tomorrow cause Im going to bed in a minute.

*intro music blares out*

Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For You, Im Matt Fowler.

In the news this week, Labour gather their MOST favourable supporters for a speech in the centre of London.

*Clip with a large placard with CR@P AND LIES* held above Mr. Blairs head*

And Catherine Zeta Jones gets confused about whos howling upstairs

*Clip with 2 pairs of oppositely large nappies being hauled upstairs*

On our panel this week, on Ceris team (I took first 2) we have an American who... well... hes American, need I say more, Tony Politzi.

And On Scotts team, a man who thought punctuation was merely the random symbols used for emoticons on MSN, Martyn Forsyth.

Why thank you for the introduction Matt, and I must say thats a very fetching pink suit youre wearing there.

No, I think one of them nappies is for Zorro.

Which one is anyones guess.

I mean, Zorro, he must be getting on a bit by now. I mean whats your swordplay gonna be like when youve got arthritis?

pink darling, its magenta and Ceri, if its anything like foreplay, dont go there... really, dont got there.

((Round 1 will be up soon, I have baby bro sitting duties for a min though)

At last, he mentions the questions. For a minute there I thought wed end up having to win this by Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I choose Hammer! Hammer always wins.

Sledge or Club hammer?

Fire Hammer. The only hammer that can club your deer to death and cook it at the same time!

Oh yeah Scott? I choose Battle Axe!

Battle Axes usually have wooden handles, so round 1 to me!

Oh yeah? Eat this! LIGHTSABER!

Fire short-circuits lightsabre! Round 2 to me!

Try this on for size! Gay magazines!

My eyes! My eyes! Fire burns paper, when I eventually hit them!

Admit it Matt, you dont have any questions do you?

Yep, I think this is going t turn into the Election.
So lets just wait. First off though...
*gives scott a paper cut while hes swinging aimlessley*
Round 3 to me! Err...us.

Im getting there, Im getting there! Ive been n a different county practically every day this week, sitting down and gettign on with it is difficult:P

Liar! I have photographic proof that you were at Tonys all week.

Damn you evil fiend *Flies off in swish of cloak*

Scott, dont amke me post those pictures of you with Terri Schviaos corpse!

Goddamnit, no-one was supposed to see those! I knew I shouldnt have sent you those. We can only be glad that nobody has pictures of your encounter with Matty!

Thats it! The pictures of you having sex with Rosa Parks are going UP!

Whos Rosa Parks? Is she your mother? By the way, give your mum my regards :wink:

Ahh, your mum jokes never get old :proud:

Actually, Yes they are old. Theyve been old since like...les see here...Oh yeah. Since the damn things started.

About the time your mum was born? :wink: