The Fra Forum's Have I Got News For You

Hello there, Im bored once more and cant be asked to do any writing because I aint that bored and Im too tired, so after watching tonights HIGNFY, I had an idea to do a HIGNFY on the fra forum.

Needed
4 people to enter, they will be selected at random to be on 2 teams.

The Rounds
Round 1 - The Spinning Headline Round
Round 2 - Name the intro
Round 3 - Odd-One Out
Round 4 - The Missing Words Round
Round 5 - The Caption Contest
Round 6 - The Quick-Fire Round

Wonders if any good can come out of this
Get Cracking:):proud:

Any Questions, ask me here.

Count me in.

count me in

I cant count, but Ill join in.

Hell, why not? Im in.

The Teams

Team A - Martyn & Chris

Team B - Andy & Tony.

Round 1 - The Spinning Headlines Round
Two headlines per team, you get 2 points for telling me the story of the headline within 55 words

Team A1 - Geldof denies Live Aid II plans
Team A2 - CO2 prolongs life of space junk

Team B1 - Final election results declared
Team B2 - Higginbotham rescues Saints

Good Luck

Final election results declared

The general election has ended, the votes have been counted and Labour and Tony Blair are back in charge for another four years.

Higginbotham rescues Saints

Much to Daves delight... :P

Crystal Palace were 2-1 ahead in the six pointer at the bottom of the Premiership until central defender Danny Higginbotham rushed in at the back post and tapped a shot under Kiraly in the second minute of injury time (out of four) to make it 2-2 and give a vital point to the Saints. Have I missed anything? :lame:

Shit, AJ. Its meant to be HUMOUROUS.

All I say is come on norwich

Im certian AJs first one wasnt 55 words, so im gonna throw something together.
Final election results counted. David Beckham wins beacuse his wife is so hot and hes better than Tony Blair. Tony Blair to be executed by rocket launcher. Victoria Beckham to apeer nude on playboy. David Beckham to sue playboy for leaking out priveate pictures. More at 11.

Within 55 words doesnt mean it has to be exactly 55 words, just no more than.

Sorry to butt in but Victoria Beckham to appear nude? No talent there either Im afraid :proud:

Karoline, hush. Its a pervert thing. :P
Argh god damn it all. I misread the rules.

Sorry, lost the plot then and forgot it was HIGNFY...

Geldof, who was booed off the stage during the last Liveaid has denied that he will be taking part in Liveaid 2. Leaked information suggested that he was once again going to attempt to break the Geneva Convention for cruel and unusual punishment.

It was found today that Space junk that recently landed on Earth was launched into space during the Prehistoric times, this baffled scientists, who cant even keep a satalite opperational, until they found an increased level of CO2 within the metal that had landed.

AJ, you didnt fall into one of Franks plotholes did you?

Dudes, if Dave has quit, would anyone object to me doing my own?:P I was actually planning it while i was away only to come back and find out hed beaten me to it:P

If we decide on guest presenters, I wouldnt mind a go.

LMAO

Ill make a new thread:P