The Election

Well Im bored and do not presently have the patience for any writign and therefor ive come up with a suggsetion. Who would be interested in staging a mini election, with the winner gaining no power whatsoever.

create your own political parties and each party must have at least five policies.

You dont have to be sensible as real politicians make stuff up all the time, and are probably much less interesting.

Well then stage a vote somewhere, but I really cant be bothered to plan that far ahead. We really need at least three parties. If several people want to stand for the same party thats fine.

One last thign dont call it the fancy dress party or soemthing liek that cos its not funny as its been done.

This has been done before, and it ruled:)

I would like to form...

The boring party:proud:

Policies are to:

Invent as many weapons of mass hilarity as possible

Invade forums we dont like and change the head moderator

Reduce the costs of joining new forums by 50%

An increase of spell checkers, with instant banning of people who use phrases like WTF STFU, FOO! Hahaha PWNED!!!

Punning mercilessly at people who dont vote for us.

So who wants to join me? Its not compulsory, you just have to do it:proud:

Now that sounds like a manifesto i can support. I am now officially applying to join the Boring Party.

People...of Britain. Your potential future leader hath arrived! :wink: If elected, I intend to pursue the enforcement of the following policies:

* a peace treaty between the FRA & ARC territories...and putting Dave Sheppard on trial for treason beforehand :proud:

* a stronger moderator force (courtesy of my Dalek allies)

* an 50% increase in happiness

* improved pension schemes for retired vapourbots

* more spending on engineering education for stats of even higher quality

Danke schn :)

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Liberal LEMocratic Party. :proud:

I will join steve and become a member of the Liberal LEMocratic party.

Im joining steve as well.

The Collective party

We are the Collective party. We believe in the union of minds. We believe in all working towards a common goal. We will not stop until we achieve perfection.

Here are our Policies:
€ Cybernetics available on the NHS.
€ Network access 24/7
€ Intense Education Curriculum
€ Abolish Taxes.
€ Revitalise the Mining Industries
€ Immediate Destruction of all 1950€™s Police call boxes€¦
€ Destruction of the Space Shuttle €œEnterprise€

We wish that all the people of Britain share their brilliance with similar minded people. Vote for the Collective. Resistance is Futile€¦

This has been a Political broadcast on behalf of the Collective Party

No Good Can Come From This Party :wink:

The No Good can come from this party will promise fair trade and no barriers between places, no good can come from this. The NGCCFT Partys policies:

* - Introducing Spell-Checkers in every post with proper english were.

* - Free Pie for all

* - Dont have any country barriers, so everybody has a fair chance at entering

* - Reduction in anti-swearing laws and legalise relaxing drugs (Man!)

* - Franz to be supported by every fan-fic created

* - Did I say about the free pie? Yes, damn, Free Coke with every large Pizza (Pizza Express Party)- 3 postcards.

No Good Can Come of This :wink:

So so far we have:

The Boring Party (Frank Goacher)
The Liberal LEMocratic Party (Steven McGergor)
The Collective Party (Ceri Jenkins)
The No Good Can Come of This Party (Dave Sheppard)

Also as Im a biased Im having my my own party:

The Bow down before Me Pitiful Mortals Party

* The aardvark will replace the lion as the antional animal
* Bring back corporal punishemnt - legalise cattle prods for use in education.
* Everything is done at my whim, no beaurocracy
* Money will will be replaced usign an elaborate system involving live pigeons and WHSmtihs vouchers
* People can be tried for being morons (as in actign like twerps when they are perfectly capable of not doign so) and if they are found guilty they can be extradited to antarctica. With no protective clothing.
* An end to stupidly over the top political correctness - any one who complains about anythign like black coffee, the holy ghost or brainstorming will be thrown to the sharks at my discretion.

Now should we open up a votign thread in the general chatter, but give people 24hrs more for any additional parties. Then Ill open the thread and we can begin voting.

Oh and if you decided to support an someone elses party you need to choose a position, such as chancellor, home secrutary or soemthing such like thing.

Tom Roper & Aaron Knight Productions present:

The Party That Wasnt There

We promise the following:

* Australia taking over control of all British citizens for our exploitment in robot-building and testing exercises.

* Random neighbourhood nuclear bombings within England, Scotland and Wales replacing the lottery. Whoevers numbers come up, better watch out!

* Ironic deaths for several Forum regulars. Frank via bottomless plot hole, Dave via landmine pie and Steve via Birtney Spears music, for example.

* Destruction of all rights of any human citizens who arent Australian born and raised, and concentration camps for those who dont cooperate.

* A free beer for anyone who votes for us. :rofl:

* Aussie Mafia will settle forum arguments with our motto: You hit me, we hit you!
* Political Snipers found shooting other partys leader will be rewarded with what ever they want! Arms, Nukes, Technology, you name it!

So our candidates so far are:

The Boring Party (Frank Goacher)
The Liberal LEMocratic Party (Steven McGergor)
The Collective Party (Ceri Jenkins)
The No Good Can Come of This Party (Dave Sheppard)
The Bow down Before Me Pittiful Mortals Party (Alex Holt)
The Party That Wasnt There (Tom Roper and Aaron Knight)

Any further entrants

Oh I forgot to mention, to make this as real as possible you have to pay money to be a valid party, so send £500 per party to:

9 Bright Trees Road
Geddington
Kettering
Northants

Ok i must be mad but i like a laugh so ill join in...

The whats the point in politics party
1. Spend more on education
2. Marry as many people as possible
3. Make as many weapons of mass destruction as you like
4. Be as silly as possible
5. Tell as many bad jokes as you like
6. Robots will take over the country
7. Smile whenever possible
8. Ban school dinners

ok there pretty rubbish but never mind eh :D

*sends £500 in form of a thermonuclear bomb*

*sends £500 in the form of Monopoly money*

*sends 500 pounds in chocolate money*

Thanks to Bex, no thanks to Frank and thanks to aaron as £500 worth of super bomb wont be able to work as theyll make cost cutting excercises liek ursing plastercine instead of uranium and itll be injetcion moulded acrylic casing.

Introducing: The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

As the leader of The Happy Crappy Smarty Party, I promise the following:

*Magmotors and Astroflight motors free for all

*Neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough all completely obliterated by Mr Psychos hammer.

*A Microsoft-free computer community for all who hate Bill Gates.

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime :))

*To speak the truth at all times and send political correctness to a place where the sun dont shine!

*A complimentary haggis and kilt for anyone who supports The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

So, you know what I campaign for - the rest is up to you! The HCSP provides you with a better future, so seize the opportunity and vote for (or join) us.

*N.B. Voting cards can be obtained from The HCSP headquarters for a fee of £20*

your welcome Alex

The Cant Really Abide Politics Party (The CRAP Party for short)

Our election manifesto is:
* End ageism immediately (thatll attract the old gits to vote for me) :)
* Make pockets in womens clothing compulsory
* Abolish the monarchy by exiling them all to Benin wearing itchy woollen overcoats
* Replace French lessons at school with conversational Klingon then pack all the kids off to Provence on holiday for a month every summer
* Offer free chocolate eclairs on the National Health as a treatment for........just about anything
* Gather up all the politically correct so-called do-gooders and smack their bare bottoms in public

Ill send my £500 of strawberry jam when I can find a large enough jiffy bag.

HAHAHA am i allowed to vote? if so Karoline you have my vote lol :)

*Sends 500 Old-Pounds to Alex*

Another Policy from the No Good Can Come of This Party:

Get to Queen to steal all of Aussie-land and build the worlds largest prison on it, and send all the prisoners to Aussie-Land (Again:proud:) and the prison system will be free to allow the prisons to be knocked down and several Class One arenas to be built in there place :proud:

As part of Liberal LEMocratic partys policys if dave does that i propose we save New Zealand by moving it inbetwen america and the uk

*Pays Alex 500 slips of Gold pressed Latinum.*

I propose to get rid of prisons to put arenas on and kill naughty prisoners and drop them in the ocean :S

New Zealand is lovely, my brother has just returned from 4 months out there with a friend.

The Boring Party (Frank Goacher)
The Liberal LEMocratic Party (Steven McGergor)
The Collective Party (Ceri Jenkins)
The No Good Can Come of This Party (Dave Sheppard)
The Bow down Before Me Pittiful Mortals Party (Alex Holt)
The Party That Wasnt There (Tom Roper and Aaron Knight)
The Whats the Point in Politics party (Bex)
The Happy Crappy Smarty Party (Lenny)
The Cant Really Abide Politics Party (Karoline)

Wow, nine parties, this is doing much better than I was expecting. Around 20 hours beore voting begins.

We propose that once elected we will change the outgoing Prime Ministers name by deed poll to Tony Blah Blah Blah

Vote CRAP because were full of it

I propose that robot combat replaces football as the national sport:proud:

They think its all ov...CLUNK...

So says the Minister of Puns, member of the Boring Party.

The Put An X Here If You Are Voting Party

Manifesto:

1) Kick Tony Blair out of 10 Downing Street, no matter how many stupid votes he had.

2) All non-delicious foods (sprouts, cabbage, spinach etc.) are illegal, and anyone caught eating them will be sent to Alcatraz.

3) Bingo is only to be played by people aged over 60. Anyone caught disobeying this rule will have their dobber shoved somewhere painful. :)

4) If elected, I will enforce a rule on walking robots, that WILL NOT BE FLEXIBLE. Anyone caught bending this rule will have that robot removed from any tournament, without the possibility of changing their entry.

5) I will also enforce a new real robot limit per tournament. If a tournament states that you HAVE to enter at least 1 real robot, then I feel that you should enter AT LEAST 1 vapourbot as well. This is to stop some people getting all the good real robots, and hopefully help people in other time-zones get a say in.

Remember: umm... Ive forgotten :sad:

The Party That Wasnt There

The Whole UK will now be dissolved and will become one large, amalgamated country known simple as Scotland.

Prof. Vengence will take over running Scotland (Previously the UK) and will be given the powers to do anything he choses, within restrictions placed upon by The Party That Wasnt There

TPTWT - Ruling the UK without Dave/Queen

The Party That Wasnt There

As he is no longer the leader of England due to it being dissolved, Tony Blair will become the Prime Minister of New Zealand, replacing Helen Clark.

Because we hate New Zealand and want it to perish. Quickly.

The Party That Wasnt There

Soccer Riots will now be punishable via ACME Jumbo grinder....

TPTWT - Ruling the UK without caring

Ill vote TPTWT if I get to be second-in-command of this new country called Scottland!

policy makign and party makign is now closed, now to the voting, you are still allowed to try and persuade people though

Vote for me, and Ill use the entire British economy to get Martyn a decent spellchecker. :)

Well, WE have sexy posters!
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i never realised the british econmy was so strong