Robot Wars-Second Super Seeds Championship

Note*At the moment, this isnt my no 1 priority, Dinowarrior Destruction is.

Welcome to Robot Wars; The Second Super Seeds Championship

Last time, we saw Bigger Brother beat Behemoth to win the title, but can he do it again?

I have more robots entering this year, and some side events for some added carnage!

Unfortunaly, neither Gravedigger nor Twister (English version)could be here today, so I used Weldor 3 to boost up the numbers.

Here is the line-up

Typhoon 2 vs M2 vs Ming Dienasty vs Mega Morg

Storm 2 vs Mute vs Razer vs Black and Blue

Tornado vs Dantomkia vs Hypno-disc vs Suicidal Tendencies

X-terminator vs Tough as Nails vs Chaos 2 vs Anarchy

Atomic vs Terrorhurtz vs Dominator 2 vs King B Powerworks

Firestorm 5 vs Bigger Brother vs S3 vs Cerberus

Gravity vs Spawn Again vs Wild Thing vs Aggrobot

Bulldog Breed vs 13 Black vs Stinger vs Diotoir

Thermidor 2 vs Panic Attack vs 3 Stegs 2 Heaven vs Napalm 2

The Grim Reaper vs Pussycat vs Wheely Big Cheese vs Plunderbird 5

Raging Knightmare vs Behemoth vs Splinter vs Sir Chromalot

St Agro vs S.M.I.D.S.Y vs Gemini vs Weld-dor 3

SPECIAL EVENTS FOR ROUND 1

CLUSTERBOT CLASH-UP
Gemini vs Black and Blue

DUTCH DESTROYERS
Gravity vs Tough as Nails vs Pulveriser vs Hammerhead 2 vs Scraptosaur vs Twister (Dutch version)

COMMONWEALTH CARNAGE
Spin Doctor vs Corkscrew vs Firestorm 5 vs Diotoir vs Panic Attack vs Terror Turtle vs Cerberus vs Crushtacean

Predictions please

OK, Chris, here are my predictions for the 1st round. (Im not too sure how many have to be eliminated in Round 1, but am I guessing 2 robots have to be eliminated)

Typhoon 2 vs M2 vs Ming Dienasty vs Mega Morg
M2 & Typhoon 2 would be too strong so out go Mega Morg & Ming Dienasty.

Storm 2 vs Mute vs Razer vs Black and Blue
Black & Blue would fall definately but I stuck between the other 3, Mute would go out Ill guess.

Tornado vs Dantomkia vs Hypno-disc vs Suicidal Tendencies
OOH!! Erm, Tornado & Dantomkia to win.

X-Terminator vs Tough as Nails vs Chaos 2 vs Anarchy
Hmm, tough call this, Ill hazard a guess on Anarchy & Tough as Nails.

Atomic vs Terrorhurtz vs Dominator 2 vs King B Powerworks
Has to be the axes of Dominator 2 & Terrorhurtz in this bout.

Firestorm 5 vs Bigger Brother vs S3 vs Cerberus
*bites lip while thinking* OW!! Ill say Bigger Brother & Firestorm to win.

Gravity vs Spawn Again vs Wild Thing vs Aggrobot
Has to be Gravity but who would join them? I havent got the foggiest.

Bulldog Breed vs 13 Black vs Stinger vs Diotoir
Ill guess 13 Black & Bulldog Breed

Thermidor 2 vs Panic Attack vs 3 Stegs 2 Heaven vs Napalm 2
Thermidor definately but its a dodgy choice for this fight.

The Grim Reaper vs Pussycat vs Wheely Big Cheese vs Plunderbird 5
Wheely Big Cheese & Grim Reaper if they arent beaten

Raging Knightmare vs Behemoth vs Splinter vs Sir Chromalot
Hmm, Ill say Raging Knightmare & Behemoth will win.

St Agro vs S.M.I.D.S.Y vs Gemini vs Weld-dor 3
PHEW!! Even tougher, to win Ill guess SMIDSY & Gemini

Special Event Predictions
Clusterbot Clash-Up
Ive done this in RWSC4 and Black & Blue won but it could be the opposite in this bout

Dutch Destroyers
Either Gravity or Tough as Nails to win

Commonwealth Carnage
Ill say Firestorm to win

Typhoon 2 vs M2 vs Ming Dienasty vs Mega Morg
Typhoon 2 and M2
Storm 2 vs Mute vs Razer vs Black and Blue
Storm and Black and Blue
Tornado vs Dantomkia vs Hypno-disc vs Suicidal Tendencies
Tornado Dantomkia
X-terminator vs Tough as Nails vs Chaos 2 vs Anarchy X terminator and TAN

Atomic vs Terrorhurtz vs Dominator 2 vs King B Powerworks
Terrorhurtz and Atomic
Firestorm 5 vs Bigger Brother vs S3 vs Cerberus
Firestorm and S3
Gravity vs Spawn Again vs Wild Thing vs Aggrobot
Gravity and Wild Thing
Bulldog Breed vs 13 Black vs Stinger vs Diotoir
13 black and Bulldog
Thermidor 2 vs Panic Attack vs 3 Stegs 2 Heaven vs Napalm 2 3 Stegs and Thermy

The Grim Reaper vs Pussycat vs Wheely Big Cheese vs Plunderbird 5 Wheely Big Cheese Grim Reaper

Raging Knightmare vs Behemoth vs Splinter vs Sir Chromalot Behemoth and Raging Knightmare

St Agro vs S.M.I.D.S.Y vs Gemini vs Weld-dor 3
Gemini and St Agro
SPECIAL EVENTS FOR ROUND 1

CLUSTERBOT CLASH-UP
Gemini vs Black and Blue
Gemini
DUTCH DESTROYERS
Gravity vs Tough as Nails vs Pulveriser vs Hammerhead 2 vs Scraptosaur vs Twister (Dutch version) Gravity

COMMONWEALTH CARNAGE
Spin Doctor vs Corkscrew vs Firestorm 5 vs Diotoir vs Panic Attack vs Terror Turtle vs Cerberus vs Crushtacean
Corkscrew

Main lineup:
Typhoon 2 and M2 beat Ming Dienasty and Mega Morg
Storm 2 and Razer beat Mute and Black & Blue
Tornado and Dantomkia beat Hypnodisc and Suicidal Tendencies
X Terminator & Anarchy beat Tough As Nails and Chaos 2
Atomic and Dominator 2 beat Terrorhurtz and King B Powerworks
Firestorm 5 and Bigger Brother beat S3 and Cerberus
Gravity and Spawn Again beat Wild Thing and Aggrobot
Bulldog Breed and 13 Black beat Stinger and Diotoir
Thermidor 2 and Panic Attack beat 3 Stegs 2 Heaven and Napalm 2
The Grim Reaper and Wheely Big Cheese beat Pussycat and Plunderbird 5
Raging Knightmare and Behemoth beat Splinter and Sir Chromalot
SMIDSY and Gemini beat St Agro and Weldor 3

Clusterbot Clashup
Gemini beats Black & Blue

Dutch Destroyers
Tough As Nails wins

Commonwealth Carnage
Firestorm 5 wins

Good news. I was unwell for a few days, but I have recovered, and Im ready to do the first round of the Second Super Seeds Championship.

Are you ready to find a super seeds champion?

All right then.

LET THE WARS BEGIN!!!!


Battle 1

FROM HAMPSHIRE; M2

This is a newcomer to Robot Wars and the SSC. This barrel shaped competitor has nevertheless made its mark, with its powerful pneumatic flipper, it managed to throw 2 robots OOTA in its first bout. Its flipper is devestating, but its inexperienced.

FROM SWANSEA; MEGA MORG

This robot made it to the top 12 of last years SSC, it was beaten by Plunderbird 5. This year theyve made a few upgrades: the lifting shovel is bigger and more powerful, and it has a new cutting disc at the back. Its shape allows it to roll back over when flipped, but its slow, and a disgusting shade of yellow. YEUCH!

FROM SOMERSET; MING DIENASTY

An experienced robot, the first time theyve ever been seeded though. This incorination is a box shape with a big lifting arm. On the end of that arm is a cutting drill, like Sir Killalot. It has experience, but its weapon isnt really that effective.

FROM EDINBURGH IN SCOTLAND; TYPHOON 2

The reigning champion of british wars, heavy, middle AND lightweight. This robot is a cone shape with a rotating outer body, spinning at incredible speeds, with cutting teeth along the outside. The robot has a top secret military information tactic as well. Its impossible to beat when fully spinning, but its unstable at low speeds and it doesnt have a Srimech.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY.

Booth 1; M2 and Mega Morg
Booth 2; Ming Dienasty and Typhoon 2

House Robots; Dead Metal and Sgt Bash

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

The Second Super Seeds Championship is off and under way. I fancy Typhoon 2 I must admit, but at the moment its not in on the action so far. Ming Dienasty comes in to drill at Mega Morg, but is flipped up by M2. No over though, it lands on its wheels. M2 turns its attentions towards the yellow Mega Morg, flipping it high, but again, it lands on its wheels. Ming Dienasty is now moving over to where Typhoon 2 is, that isnt wise, Typhoon 2 is up to full speed and...WHAM! IT SENDS MING DIENASTY SPINNING AWAY! That must be their top secret move I mentioned earlier. And poor Ming Dienasty was caught with a full-on blow of the outer ring. Meanwhile, M2 is throwing Mega Morg all over the place, nearer and nearer to the arena wall. Mega Morg is now rolling, as Typhoon and Ming move towards that arena wall. M2 gives a flip on Mega Morg, then another...OH, AND M2 HAS FLIPPED MEGA MORG STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ARENA! The first OOTA of the new year, done by M2. Typhoon, meanwhile, hits the rear of Ming Dienasty, look at the markings at the back of Ming Dienasty! OUCH! Is Ming Dienasty still mobile? Doesnt look like it. M2 moves away...oooo, brushing past Typhoon 2, even that causes damage. But M2 positions one more time, moves in...and FLIPS! Ming Dienasty is propelled out of the arena!

CEASE!

What a battle!

Mega Morg and Ming Dienasty flipped out of the arena.
Isnt it just great to see two new robots showing everyone whos the boss.

TYPHOON 2 AND M2 GO THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND!

Just for your knowledge, M2 is a low pressure flipper.

Dave, I know, but I never said M2 was a high pressure flipper.

Wow. What a fight. Lets see if the second one is any good.

BATTLE 2

FROM OXFORD AND BRISTOL; BLACK AND BLUE

They competed in the last SSC with Mousetrap, they made it to the final 12, losing to Firestorm. Black and Blue is a clusterbot, meaning it goes in as one machine, but then splits in two. Both machines have powerful spinning drums and are quick and agile. However, the rules state that if one half of a clusterbot is immobilized, then unfortunatly the whole robot is counted as out.

FROM STOKE-ON-TRENT IN STAFFORDSHIRE; MUTE

A newcomer, it made it to the final of the New Blood championship. This wedge shape is fast, nippy, has tough armour that even Shunt cant damage, and two very deadly flippers, One at the back, one at the front, covered in barbs. The flippers act as Srimech too. However, a weakness is that said Srimech is overpowered, resulting in great gymnastics. HA HA!

FROM BOURNEMOUTH IN DORSET; RAZER

Twice a world champion, once a UK champion and 3rd place in the last SSC. Razer is a destructive force to be reckoned with. This year, they have spike covered wheels to help with traction. Its main strengths have to be its deadly 9 ton crushing claw. Its main weakness has to be its slow srimech.

FROM IPSWICH IN SUFFOLK; STORM 2

This robot has won a lot in its short life here in Robot Wars. Already it has won the New Blood and World Championship and it came 2nd in the UK wars. This robot looks a bit like Tornado, and is basically a rammer. It does also have a lifting arm to knock a robot over. It has much more power than Tornado, and can get a bot OOTA just by ramming it. Weaknessess? I dont think it has any.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

Booth 1; Black and Blue, Mute
Booth 2; Razer, Storm 2

House Robots; Shunt and Matilda

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

This should be interesting. Black and Blue immediatly splits, and comes in to attack Mute from the side. With a flipper THAT powerful and a robot THAT light (only 50 kilos each), I wouldnt get so close to that flipper guys. Well, whatever, Razer has a vice like grip on Storm 2, not much damage though, Storm 2 is very tough. Anyway, Mute gets underneath the Black half of Black and Blue, and FIRES FLIPPER! Black is flung away to the other end of the arena. Razer lets go of Storm now and has a little dig at Blue. But lets face it, every little dig from Razer is a big dig. Down comes the claw, crushing through Blues armour. Meanwhile, Storm 2 moves towards Mute. Storm beat Mute in the NB final, Mute want revenge, but Storm uses his arm and flips Mute over. 1...2...3...AND MUTE FIRES THE FLIPPER! IT SPINS A WHOLE 360 DEGREES! AND BACK ON HIS BACK! Again he fires, again he somersults. 4 times or so, and FINALLY he re-rights. I wonder how much gas that took though. Now Strom 2 is going behind Razer (still with a grip on Blue) and pushes, charging Razer and Blue towards the arena wall...KER-RASH! Razer and Blue bounce clean off. Blue cant escape from Razers clutches and...hang on, whats happened to Black? Black is being bothered by Strom 2, thats what, slamming it into Matilda, into the flywheel, more damage. I dont think Black is fully mobile. Then again, neither is Blue, and even more worrying, whats happened to Razer. Its wheels are moving...just...but theres no power in the claw. Mute gets underneath...and FLIPS! Yes, that confirms it, Razers claw has broken down, its srimech isnt gonna work, its out, and Blues gone with it, and with that, Black will go as well. Black, in question, is against the arena wall, Matilda reverses...OH, AND BLACK FLYS OUT OF THE ARENA! Now Refbot is counting out Razer and Blue. Storm 2 slams Mute into the pit release, and the pit lowers...you see, Razer and Blue are already ON the pit. The smoke fires just as Refbot hits 10!

CEASE

What an Upset. Razer has been blunted, and Black and Blue are also feeling that way.

STORM 2 AND MUTE GO THROUGH!

So, we have 4 robots through already. Typhoon 2, M2, Mute and Storm 2. Who will join them? Lets find out.

BATTLE 3

FROM SURREY; DANTOMKIA

This robot is fairly new to the RW scene, let alone the SSC, but it has definatly proved itself. This double wedge shaped robot (sort of) has made it to two semi-finals, and also won Most Promising Newcomer in S6 after beating Chaos 2. Its weapon consists of a powerful flipper that has flipped more robots OOTA than any other robot. The captain named the robot after his 3 kids. The robot is deadly, but the driver is nervous (not quite so much I will admit) and the robot has the tendencies to break down without warning.

FROM BANBURY IN OXFORDSHIRE; HYPNO-DISC

This is a veteran of 4 series of Robot Wars. It competed in SSC1, but was beaten by Wheely Big Cheese. This robot has one of the most destructive horizontal flywheels in the history of Robot Wars, now faster this year, and with spikes at the back. It can self-right, but when push comes to shove, Hypno easily loses.

FROM DERBY; SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

This robot probably has had the most weapon changes of any robot. First a grinder, then an axe and lifter, but now this; A deadly crushing claw that crushes down at 26 tons PSI. This tracked robot competed last year and did damage, but showed its main weakness...reliability problems.

FROM SAWTRY IN CAMBRIDGESHIRE; TORNADO

A Robot Wars legend. This box on wheels suffered an early lose last year in the SSC, he wants to do better. His weapons are interchangable, consisting of a drum, a scoop with flail and a lifter. Tornado runs inverted and has no fear of flippers, but mind it IS easy TO flip, so be careful.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1; Dantomkia and Hypno-disc
Booth 2; Suicidal Tendencies and Tornado
House Robots are Mr Psycho and Matilda

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

Terrific Fight this will be. Hopefully. For this battle, Tornado is using its wedge. He uses said wedge to get right in underneath Suicidal Tendencies. In comes Hypno-disc with a side SWIPE at Suicidal Tendencies. It causes a scar. Nothing more though, and this is worrying for the Rose family who built Hypno-disc. In comes Dantomkia, giving chase towards Hypno-disc, from behind, flips it up! Not over though. Meanwhile, Tornado is using brute force and power against Suicidal Tendencies (notice I am refraining from using ST) and drives Suicidal Tendencies towards Matilda. Can Suicidal Tendencies get away? Thankfully, he can; Matilda was facing him. Hypno-disc is getting a lot of unwanted attention from Dantomkia now, but crashes into the fleeing Suicidal Tendencies. Ever persistant, Tornado now turns to Dantomkia, and RAMS him into the arena side wall. Tornado, Id be careful. Youre vulnerable to flippers, and if youre flipped, that wedge will be useless. But Tornado, not a dumb machine, gets the message and away. Hypno-disc is now tackling Suicidal Tendencies. Weve seen very little of that great claw, but in comes Tornado AGAIN! Ramming Suicidal Tendencies into Matilda and OH MY GOODNESS! MATILDA WAS READY THIS TIME AND SHE CRIPPLES SUICIDAL TENDENCIES! She reverses, causing more damage, Suicidal Tendencies is against the wall, the back is wrecked...its done. Meanwhile, Tornado is now pushing Hypno-disc towards the arena wall, as Refbot looks at the carcuss of Suicidal Tendencies. Finally, he starts counting...OH AND HYPNO-DISC HAS BEEN TOSSED AGAINST THE ARENA WALL BY DANTOMKIA! Tornado pushes it towards the Dantomkia corner as I call it, and waits. Refbot finally counts Suicidal Tendencies out...just as Dantomkia THROWS HYPNO-DISC OUT OF THE ARENA! WHAT A SHOCK! A second later, Suicidal Tendencies flys out also (in bits) curtisy of Matilda.

CEASE!

What a battle!
Hypno-disc spun out of the competition. Suicidal Tendencies, just what it says on the label.
TORNADO AND DANTOMKIA, THEY GO THROUGH!

Coming up next time, its ANARCHY in the UK tonight. With CHAOS reigning, we need someone to X-TERMINATE the opposition. But which robot will prove themselves to be...as TOUGH AS NAILS.
Then, we have a special surprise for you. Hubble Bubble, youre seeing double, loads of trouble, in our Clusterbot Clash-up. See you in a moment.

What surprises weve had already. How many more can we get?

FROM KETTERING; ANARCHY

This robot competed last year with 101, out in round 1. This is a walking robot and allowed to be twice as heavy as some of the other robots. In fact, its the only walker in this SSC. Its weapons consist of a front axe and a rear flipper, both perfect for carnage. Its a strong sturdy robot, but slow and cumbersome.

FROM BRAMFORD, IPSWICH; CHAOS 2

Twice a UK champion of Robot Wars, Chaos 2 has never failed to reach at least the heat final of Robot Wars. A robot wars veteran, its weapon is an extremely powerful front flipper that shocked the world when it threw a robot out of the arena in series 3. At 20 miles per hour, its by far the quickest, at 84 kilos, its by far the lightest though, easy to push.

FROM THE NETHERLANDS; TOUGH AS NAILS

One of two Dutch robots taking part in this Championships, Tough as Nails is a true warrior. This robot is a two wheeled monster with an awesome weapon; a set of horizontal crushing jaws that can grapple ANYTHING! Its favourite tactic involves opening the pit, grabbing a robot and then dumping it in. Weaknessess, its wheels are exposed, limited CO2 supply for the pincers and it sometimes suffers from electrical problems.

FROM BELMONT IN HEREFORDSHIRE; X-TERMINATOR

A truly magnificent robot. Ranked 4th in the UK at the moment, and its easy to see why. This robot is built like a tank, its tough, strong at pushing and it has a devestating weapon; an extremely powerful vertical flywheel, spinning at frightening speeds. It holds the record for being the first constestant to flip another bot OOTA using a flywheel. The weapon is destructive and deadly, but that said, its slow, and cant right when on its back.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY.

Booth 1;Anarchy and Chaos 2
Booth 2;Tough as Nails and X-terminator

House Robots are Growler and Shunt.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And away we go, with the fourth battle of the Second Super Seeds Championship. There goes Chaos 2, OH, ITS FLIPPED X-TERMINATOR! NOW WHERE HAS X-TERMINATOR LANDED? ON ITS SIDE? Yes, its on its side, its OK. It uses its large spikes to right. Theres Anarchy with an axe blow to X-terminator, but IT is flipped by Chaos 2. Great battle so far...hang on, wheres Tough as Nails? Oh, there it is, its just activated the pit release, down goes the pit. Tough as Nails (or TAN as it is fondly known, I will use that) goes back to attack something, and its NOW GRABBED CHAOS 2! NOW ITS GUIDEING IT TOWARDS THE PIT, ITS IN TROUBLE, IS IT? AND DOWN IT GOES! CHAOS 2 ARE OUT! IN THE PIT BY TOUGH AS NAILS! So were now left with three...OOOOH, WHAT WAS THAT?!?! SOMETHING FLEW AWAY! IT WAS A PART OF ANARCHYS ARMOUR! That was caused by X-terminators great disc! Anarchy tries to flip, but fails. OH, theres a gash in Anarchys flipper. TAN comes back, has a nip of Anarchy. X-terminator comes back, hits...OH, AND NUTS AND BOLTS FLY AWAY! AND GEARS! THAT MEANS THAT ANARCHYS LEGS ARE NOW USELESS! Theyve been ruptured! TAN guides Anarchy away, but theres bits of Anarchy everywhere. Towards the pit. Look at the wreckage. Armour torn away. Gash in the flipper. Mangled legs. One last shove. Down the pit goes Anarchy.

CEASE!

What a battle! Anarchy and Chaos 2, in the pit.
TOUGH AS NAILS AND X-TERMINATOR GO THROUGH!

Well, next up we have Firestorm, Bigger Brother, S3 and Cerberus do battle. But first, lets have a special event. This event, is all about working with your twin. You cant be good and evil here. Its our Cluster bot clash up!

CLUSERBOT CLASH-UP



FROM ST LEONARDS-ON-SEA IN EAST SUSSEX; GEMINI

A favourite among bot fans, veterans with Mace in the past. A very powerful pneumatic flipper on both machines. Quick. Older than its oppodent, just the heavier, is difficult to control though.

FROM OXFORD AND BRISTOL; BLACK AND BLUE

Weve already seen this robot in the SSC, got knocked out in round 1. Each machine has a devestating spinning drum to cut through weak armour. Its invertable, negating flippers, but easily pushed.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1;Black and Blue
Booth 2;Gemini

House Robots are Cassius Chrome and Sgt Bash

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

Immediatly, Gemini splits. Black and Blue does the same. Dont forget, if just one half of either Gemini or Black and Blue is immobilized then the game is over, the robot is technically out and the win would go to the other robot. One half of Gemini flips up the Black half of Black and Blue, throwing it away with almost ease. Elsewhere, the Blue half is fending off the other Gemini half, cutting against the armour, but no real damage as yet. All together, Black and Blue weighs 99kgs, ALL TOGETHER THOUGH. Gemini weighs 100 kilos together, but when split, thats half of it, as the other Gemini half leaves the Black part to help its Twin deal with the Blue part. All that doo-da makes Gemini point 5 of a kilo heavier than Black and Blue, and at the moment, they are using that to their advantage. The Blue part is being pushed, and PUSHED AGAINST THE GRINDER! If you remember Series 7, the Black part got stuck in a similar position. Black in question is pushing against one half of Gemini, behind it goes the other half...OH, AND BLACK HAS BEEN FLIPPED OUT OF THE ARENA BY ONE HALF OF GEMINI! AND, ACCORDING TO THE RULES, THAT MEANS THEY ARE OUT! Cassius Chrome is now nudging Blue free, as Gemini hits the pit release. Well see them later in this SSC dont forget, as Cassius Chrome gives a driving charge...and down goes Blue.

CEASE!

Black and Blue is thumped into submission
GEMINI IS SEEING STARS, THEY ARE A STAR, THEY WIN THE CLUSTERBOT CLASH-UP!

Well done Gemini.

And dont forget to check out next time, when 6 of the toughest robots from Holland fight to the finish, in our Dutch Destroyers battle.

Ok then, I havent updated this for a while (stupid exams), so I will do TWO battles today instead of one.

Here is the first battle

FROM ARLEY IN WORCESTERSHIRE, ATOMIC

This robot did really well in the last Super Seeds Championship, coming fourth before losing to Bigger Brother and Razer. This version has a much bigger, much more powerful flipper witha bigger blade. It is fast, and in series 7, threw a robot out in all its winning battles. However, it is vulnerable to spinners

FROM DEELE IN KENT, DOMINATOR 2

What a robot. This unique bi-wedge shape has one of the most powerful axes in the whole history of Robot Wars. Its armour is titanium from Submarines (apparantly), and is very tough. However, for the axe to work, a robot has to be DIRECTLY in front of the wedges.

FROM HAMPSHIRE, KING B POWERWORKS

This robot competed last year, but was beaten early. This robot has more power this year. The name Powerworks comes from the team using the maximum power allowed. The spikes and saw are back again for more action, but the wheels are exposed and it suffers from various problems.

FROM OXFORD, TERRORHURTZ

This is one of the best robot on the entire planet. Terrorhurtz came fourth in series 6, but had to drop out of Series 7 before even fighting. Its double headed axe, with more power this time, competes with Dominator for most powerful axe. Still, it IS very unpredictable.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!

Booth 1;Atomic, Dominator 2
Booth 2;King B Powerworks, Terrorhurtz

House Robots are Shunt and Mr Psycho

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go. Atomic goes straight for Dominator 2 and tries to flip it out! But it fails! Meanwhile, Terrorhurtz is going for King B Powerworks. Hacking in at the body. A bit of dents, but nothing more. Terrorhurtz LEAPS AND HOPS! Hah Hah! I love it when that happens! Dominator 2 is hitting Atomic. Atomic turns and FLIPS! Can Dominator self-right? Yes, it can. Meanwhile, Terrorhurtz is actually being pushed by King B. Rammed into Mr Psycho. Psycho swings...and misses! Phew. That was a relief. Meanwhile, Dominator and Terrorhurtz are attacking each other now. They strike. Its clear from their axe designs how different they are. Dominator 2 is more for pirceing, whilst Terrorhurtz is for whacking. But Dominator is busting through Terrorhurtzs armour. Atomic, meanwhile, is going for King B Powerworks. AND FLIPS IT! King B spins, but lands OK. Back comes Atomic...OH, ITS FLIPPED ITSELF! NOW, CAN ATOMIC GET BACK UP? Err...NO! IT CANT! FOR COME REASON, THE FLIPPER HAS STOPPED WORKING! In comes Terrorhurtz...BANG! OUCH! Look at the scars! Terrorhurtz is really powerful. Meanwhile, Dominator 2 is having a go at King B Powerworks. There are dents and scratches in the body of King B. There are small hole-like dent gets in there as well. But meanwhile, Terrorhurtz is pounding the belly of Atomic, who isnt righting. What a shame. Refbot is counting it out. 8...9...10! Thats it! Atomic, the fourth place in the last SSC has gone out. In comes Mr Psycho, and another hammer blow...but he HITS this time. Now he picks up Atomic...just as Terrorhurtz hits King B right in the spikes! Ouch! Dominator hits the pit release. Mr Psycho hovers Atomic over the pit...and drops it in. Atomic are out. Dominator 2 is trying to push King B in too...but King B is too powerful. It going to go to the judges. Terrorhurtz swings and hits the saw. Look at the sparks flying.

CEASE!

And the bout is over. The judges will have to decide which two from three will go through. We know, of course, it will not be Atomic.

Well, Atomic goes into meltdown. The judges will have to decide on the other three

Judges Decisions are rare in the Super Seeds Championship. Lets look again. Well, Atomic got a good flip on Dominator 2. Terrorhurtz caused Damage to King B. Had damage caused BY Dominator 2. King B really didnt do a great deal of damage here. I dont think it did enough.



And the judges have made their decition. No controvasy really. Dominator 2 and Terrorhurtz, they go through.




And here is the second battle

FROM BRIGHTON, AND SUPER SEEDS CHAMPION, BIGGER BROTHER

Step right up. Have a go if you think you can. This is, indeed, the Super Seeds Champion, beating 3 Stegs 2 Heaven, Pussycat, Wheely Big Cheese, Plunderbird 5, Atomic 2 and Behemoth to win. Back again is that powerful spiked CO2 flipper, ready for flipping, ready to take a battering. Named A Nightmare in Metal, but vulnerable to axes (remember Kat 3).

FROM LONDON, CERBERUS

You may remember last time Cerberus entered, they lost a, what some people may have thought, very contraversial decition over Dominator 2. Well, they are back and they want a grudge match BADLY! The armour is very difficult to damage, but its weapons, that jaw and rammer, arnt that overly effective

FROM LANGHEY MOOR IN COUNTY DURHAM, FIRESTORM 5

A veteran of Robot Wars, and has been seeded in every war its been in (except its first, of course). This robot has come third three times out of 5 now, and this time, it has a much lower wedge to get underneath its oppodents, and a much more powerful flipping arm. With 2 wheel drive, however, its gonna be lucky to win when Push comes to shove, but I warn you, these guys are no pushover.

FROM DUNSTHORPE IN LEICESTER, S3

This robot made it to the final 8 of last time, beating their rivals Diotoir, before losing to their OTHER rivals Razer. This time, they have a more powerful vertical spinning disc, that can throw armour so it touches the ceiling, and anti-wedge plates to prevent wedges getting under it. However, it has a wide turning circle, and I worry about the aluminium armour.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1;Bigger Brother and Cerberus
Booth 2;Firestorm 5 and S3

House Robots are Sgt Bash and Sir Killalot

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And the robots move away. Cerberus takes a little nibble onto Bigger Brother, but the SSChampion makes no attempt to flip it. S3 tries to turn to get that disc in, but Firestorm evades...and wedges...straight towards Bigger Brother. THEY FLIP! S3 lands on its side! That is not good. They try...but its no use. Meanwhile, Firestorm rams Cerberus into the side wall. Bigger Brother pushes S3, and flips!...but misses throwing it out. Firestorm gets underneath to try the same thing...flips! S3 titters...totters...AND FALLS OVER...AND OUT! S3 has gone. All over in the blink of an eyeAGOH, AND CERBERUS HAS BEEN FLIPPED OUT BY BIGGER BROTHER! Cerberus has been flipped out AGAIN! Firestorm and Bigger Brother are the winners. What an impressive display from the champion.

CEASE!

Well, S3 and Cerberus are out of the arena.
Firestorm 5 and Bigger Brother go through.

Coming up next time.

Two more exciting first round melees for you.
Gravity will flip them high
Will Spawn Again or Wild Thing die?
Aggrobot will try to grab
Bulldog Breed will charge and nab.
Stinger swings with all its might
Diotoir gives all a fright,
13 Black will twist and tumble.
Who will win the next two rumbles?

OK, so the poetrys bad, but the battles are good.

See ya later in Dinowarrior Destruction

Sorry, something has happened to the computer, I cant write today. Or tomorrow.

Hello guys. Ive found a computer that I can work from, but I cant access the internet all day, and I really need to study the stats for AotA and WD hard to determine a result. So, for now, here is the Super Seeds Championship.

FROM DORKING; AGGROBOT

A true veteran, this robot once beat the great Razer in series 3, but unfortunatly has never done well enough to escape the heats. This version has a set of jaws of life, if you like, once used to cut people out of wrecks, now used TO wreck, and it also has a flipper. They claim it has no weaknessess, I say it is vulnerable to flippers.

FROM HOLLAND; GRAVITY

Until Gravity arrvived, everyone thought Dutch robots were rubbish. Not now! Gravity is a wedge shape, extremely fast, but it has one of the most powerful flippers EVER in Robot Wars. It managed to flip Shunt, Dead Metal, Growler AND Cassius Chrome during its time and is a force to be reckoned with. Weaknessess include weak armour and vulnerable tyres

FROM EAST TILBURY IN ESSEX; SPAWN AGAIN

Another brute force flipper. This veteran has only once failed to reach the semi-finals. Like Gravity, its weapon is a mighty flipper that could flip ANYTHING out. Its also fast, at 25mph, but a note of caution, it has the tendencies to break down without warning!

FROM ASH IN HAMPSHIRE; WILD THING 2

Redeisgned from the last SSC, Wild Thing 2 is now an arrow-head box (In a way), Invertable and it boosts a vertical spinning disc rather than horizontal. Its main weapon though is its holding abbility, it is able to hold on where others just give up, it proved this against 259. Exposed tyres could leave this Wild Thing tame though.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1;Aggrobot and Gravity
Booth 2;Spawn Again and Wild Thing 2

House Robots are Cassius Chrome and Sgt Bash

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

The favourites here MUST be Spawn Again and Gravity, surely? Well, anyway, Wild Thing, charging in on the attack, turning and twisting. Aggrobot moves in, Gravity fires flipper, but misses. Aggrobot tries to get those jaws into Gravitys flipper, it doesnt work. Gravity backs away, Wild Thing 2 has a nibble, but forward comes Gravity. Under Aggrobot. AND FLIPS! OH, AGGROBOT HAS BEEN FLIPPED OUT! Well, it looked dangerous, but it wasnt WORKING FOR THEM, AND WILD THING 2 HAS JUST BEEN FLIPPED OUT BY SPAWN AGAIN! They snuck in whilst I was talking! How rude! Well, that may be one of the quickest bouts ever!

CEASE!

Wild Thing 2 and Aggrobot are flipped out of the arena
GRAVITY AND SPAWN AGAIN GO THROUGH



Next battle please

FROM CANNOCK IN STAFFORDSHIRE; BULLDOG BREED

An experienced robot, but first time seed. Bulldog Breed is about sheer power. It is the reigning Tag Terror Champion, it has a sturdy construction and a powerful flipper, that can flip a robot out without been near the wall, like Pussycat. However, it has a 1cm ground clearance, and no armour, as it was torn off by X Terminator in its last fight.

FROM DUBLIN IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND; DIOTOIR

We saw Diotoir last year, was beaten early. This is a veteran of 5 wars now, and they have made improvements they say. This time, they have a badder flipper with more bite, and a giant bar on top which I assume aids as a rollover. Its low to the ground, difficult to flip, but it is flammable with all its fur, the flipper can get stuck and sometimes (usually most of) the srimech doesnt work.

FROM BRANSTON, LINCON; STINGER

This is a very simple robot. It is basically a swinging spike/axe/mace on two giant wheels. All of the electronics and batteries etc are mounted in siad wheels. It is very difficult to get a hold on it, but I must say the wheels are exposed to any form of attack from blades.

FROM LEICESTERSHIRE; THIRTEEN BLACK

Another veteran of the war field, 13 Black is dangerous with a capital D. This 2 wheeled box, acting like a see-saw, as not one, but TWO powerful spinning discs, one looking like a roulette wheel. It has a srimech, but can also run inverted, which is hilarious! It has great weapons, but it has exposed wheels and the srimech doesnt work. Who is 13 Black unlucky for?

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1;Bulldog Breed and Diotoir
Booth 2;Stinger and 13 Black

Now, before we start, I heard rumours that Bulldog Breed and Diotoir are going to team up to get rid of 13 Black because of Bulldogs armour problem. Will that pay off?

House Robots are Mr Psycho and Cassius Chrome.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

Well, now to see if the armour/13 Black thing is true. Bulldog Breed is straight off the mark, OH, HE FLIPS 13 BLACK OVER! 13 Blacks srimech doesnt work, so, were back to its other move...crab-walking! I love it when 13 Black does that. Stinger charges in to try and break one of 13 Blacks discs, but Bulldog Pushes it away (sort of). Now Bulldog is going for Stinger, after all, Stinger DID beat Bulldog in series 4. Diotoir lifts up 13 Black meanwhile, but with no real luck. So he tries pushing. That works. Bulldog tries charging into Stinger, moves it towards 13 Black. Diotoir flips 13 Black, at the SAME TIME BULLDOG BREED FLIPS STINGER! The two KER-RASH! WOW! 13 Black is back upright, but in serious trouble. Meanwhile, Diotoir hits the pit release, as Bulldog closes its flipper on Stingers tail.Now he MUST have the greater traction, he must, he DOES! Stinger is in the pit. Now, Diotoir is after 13 Black. Poor 13 Black tries, but cant get away from the furry ladybug. In comes Bulldog Breed, and charges behind Diotoir. The two push, interesting. Bulldog Breed pushing Diotoir pushing 13 Black towards the wall, both FIRE FLIPPER, AND...OH, 13 BLACK HAS GONE! I WAS RIGHT, IT WAS A GANGING UP THING! I think this is the first time that two robots have helped each other flip anothe robot out of the arena. Diotoir stacked it, and Bulldog Breed did the rest.

CEASE!

13 Black, unlucky for some. Unlucky for Stinger, theyre in the pit
BULLDOG BREED AND DIOTOIR THEY GO THROUGH!

Welcome back to Robot Wars, the Second Seeds Championship.

Now, lets take time out from the carnage and chaos for the next special event.
Now, in the world of robotics, England usually triumphs. Weve had over 3 English robots win the championship, all 3 times England win the world championships, and even the SSChampion is English.
But the rest of the world has good robots too, dont they? Well, now we have 6 battles for 6 different countries or regions to have a go where England cut them off.

For the first of the matches, we have 6 of the best dutch robots around

So, let the challenge begin!

DUTCH DESTROYERS

FROM HOLLAND; TWISTER

This deadly robot is unique. Its weapon is a triangle spinning blade, mounted on a thin body. It can run inverted, but lacks experience

FROM HOLLAND; GRAVITY

Weve already seen what Gravity can do. The powerful wedge, with the powerful flipper is ready for anything. Dont forget the weakish armour though

FROM HOLLAND; SCRAPTOSAUR

This robot made it to the semi finals of the Dutch championships. This box shape is long, fast, and is equipped with a lifting scoop device for flipping robots, and that scoop is of great power. It has a limited CO2 supply though

FROM HOLLAND; TOUGH AS NAILS

Are they really what their name suggests? Well, from evidence so far, yes. The largest set of horizontal crushers ever I think, but exposed wheels and sometimes technical difficulties let it down.

FROM HOLLAND; HAMMERHEAD 2

They say it looks like a Hammerhead Shark. I say it looks like a box on wheels. However, said box on wheels does have bite€¦in the form of a powerful flipper at the rear. A little inexperienced for my liking though

FROM HOLLAND, AND DUTCH CHAMPION; PULVERISER

This is indeed the dutch champion. Its easy to see why. It is an axlebot shape with a powerful spinning drum that cuts anything. The team are a fan of Elvis from the looks of things. It does well in Dutch wars, but it always has problems in both its times in British wars.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1;Twister, Hammerhead 2 and Pulveriser
Booth 2;Gravity, Scraptosaur and Tough as Nails

House Robots are Mr Psycho and Dead Metal

3€¦2€¦1€¦ACTIVATE!

And our 6 dutch destroyers are off and under way. Who will be the first faller? Well, Scraptosaur flips Pulveriser easily, dodging that spinning drum. Twister looks for a robot to fight, and takes on Gravity, that isnt wise. Hammerhead 2 flips TAN, but TAN tries to get a grip. He certainly has the reach. Pulveriser meanwhile, is being pushed towards Dead Metal, not good. The saw cuts through the armour easily. Twister moves away, Gravity slips in from the side, away from the blade€¦AND ITS FLIPPED TWISTER OUT! TWISTER HAS GONE, as Tan hits the pit release. One false move, and Twister has gone, AND SO HAS HAMMERHEAD 2! In the pit by Tough as Nails. Pulveriser is STILL in trouble, as Gravity now attacks TAN, but TAN just flies overhead. You really need to get rid of Gravity ASAP, unless you want flying lessons. But TAN has beaten Gravity before, and he really wants to do it again. He tries to grab, but Gravity evades capture. Meanwhile, Pulveriser is at the mercy of Dead Metal and looks to me to be immobilized. Is Pulveriser moving? Refbot, have a check. Yes, Refbot is counting out Pulveriser! It may be the dutch champion, but its not going anywhere in the British wars. In comes Mr Psycho, as TAN, Gravity and Scraptosaur fight for the remaining bout. Gravity flips Scraptosaur, but TAN grabs Gravity. Mr Psycho picks up Pulveriser and drops him outside the arena. Gravity tries to escape TANs clutches, but can only flip Scraptosaur on its side, where it cant self-right. As Refbot waits, TAN finally takes a proper hold of Gravity and dumps it in the pit. Refbot finally counts out Scraptosaur and the match is over.

CEASE!

It was a hectic battle. I hope you English robots are watching out. But, in the end, Twister is blown away, Hammerhead 2 is hammered, Pulveriser is pulverised, Gravity feels the force, and Scraptosaur becomes extinct.
TOUGH AS NAILS IS THE DUTCH CHAMPION!
Coming up next time;

Thermidor 2 attempts to broil the opposion when it battles Panic Attack, 3 Stegs 2 Heaven and Napalm 2.
Pussycat will try to claw his way past Plunderbird 5, Wheely Big Cheese and The Grim Reaper.
Behemoth proves his point against Raging Knightmare, Splinter and Sir Chromalot.
S.M.I.D.S.Y will do the dot dash dot CRASH against Gemini, St Agro and Weld-dor 3.
And then 8 robots from 8 different countries battle it out for ultimate supremacy in the Commonwealth Carnage.

See ya later.

Well done Tough as Nails

(we see a shot of the next line-up)

And up next is a good fight between Napalm 2, Panic Attack, Thermidor 2 and 3 Stegs 2 Heaven, this will be an interesting fight
(Suddenly, 3S2Hs name turns red)
OH! 3 Stegs 2 Heaven has been forced to withdraw! What an upset!

I caught up with the team from Southampton. Apparantly, their drive chain just broke off, and they dont have any spare. Its a shame, but it means that the other three will have to fight alone.
Anyways, on with the battle...

FROM DARTFORD IN KENT, NAPALM 2

They competed last year, but was knocked out early. Its a bulky beast of a machine, lots of armour to protect it, and front blade plus a rotary arm with armour piercing mandibles at the back. However, it has no srimech and it is the slowest AND lightest in this first round clash.

FROM CARDIFF IN WALES, PANIC ATTACK

This robot also entered last year, but also got knocked out in the first round. This 6 wheeled robot (last I checked) keeps its nasty set of lifting spikes to lift and flip oppodents, they keep their skirts along the side, but they have a new one at the back to prevent robots attacking that way. It is a very experienced robot. However, it has a new driver at the controls, and they had to remove the srimech to make it more powerful.

FROM COSTISY IN NORWICH NORFOLK, THERMIDOR 2

Out of these three robots, they got the furthest, but was beaten by Chaos 2. This robot now has a more powerful flipper this time round, it keeps its claws, and has a little wheel at the back to prevent flipping itself. It looks unstoppable, and it flipped Behemoth and Stinger out of the ring in the same match in a battle a long time ago. However, the armour is weak, the wheels look exposed, and they are limited to 15 or so flips.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

Booth; Napalm 2, Panic Attack and Thermidor

House Robots are Sir Killalot and Sgt Bash

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

So, mechanical difficulties knocked out Three Stegs To Heaven, what can the other three do. Well, Thermidor is heading straight for Napalm...OH, AND HE FLIPS IT! NAPALM 2 IS ON ITS BACK IMMEDIATLY! This could be a very quick bout. Panic Attack pushes Napalm a bit, but he is also picking up a lot of unwanted attention from Thermidor right now. Panic Attack has his rear skirt knocked, but its OK, its hindged, designed to be like that. Thermidor gets underneath and lifts Panic Attack. Napalm 2 is counted out. I really think 3 Stegs to Heaven not being there caused its downfall. 8...9...10 and its out! Panic Attack is now lifting Thermidor as Sir Killalot grabs Napalm 2, causing terrible scars. Napalm is dragged onto the floor flipper. We wait...AND IT FLIES! Marks out of ten for flying, I think 7. Marks out of ten for fighting. Minus 4. The pit is activated...AND PANIC ATTACK PUSHES THERMIDOR IN, BUT it doesnt matter, as Napalm 2 was counted out.

CEASE!

Napalm burns and dies
PANIC ATTACK AND THERMIDOR GO THROUGH!

(The reason I did this was to show how mean RW was. They could (and should) have had Terrorhurtz drop out in the same way Typhoon did in WC3 (red letters, JP saying they had dropped out etc, NOT show the closed gate and announce them.)

Hopefully, no more drop-outs.

Battle 10.

FROM ALTON IN HAMPSHIRE, PLUNDERBIRD 5

This robot made it to the top 8 of last years competition, even beating Tornado. Its weapon still consists of that Plunderthocker piercing claw, and its other weapons are fear, surprise and brute force. Its still fast at 20mph, and still very nasty looking, but it STILL has no srimech. And the team are STILL rubbish singers.

FROM WORCHESTER, PUSSYCAT

This robot, to me, has been badly underrated, and was horribly insulted in the All Star Championships, which it won recently. It is also, so far, the only robot able to KO the great Razer in UK tournies. This pyramid shaped robot has 4 wheels along the bottom and boosts a terrifying weapon; two circular saw blades, one behind the other, able to cause horrible damage. This robot always lands on its feet (or wheels), hence its name, but the wheels are exposed and the ground clearance too high.

FROM WEST SUSSEX, THE GRIM REAPER

A lot of good robots come from Sussex, like Barber-ous, Killer Carrot and Barbaric Response. This has to be one of the best though. This fast wedge shape has a formidable front flipper, able to flip anything, and it has quite a big CO2 supply, as Ive never seen it run out. This robot looks almost invincible. The team claim it is, but the problem is that they have NEVER been able to finish off an oppodent. All their matches have gone to judges decisions.

FROM LANGPORT IN SOMERSET, WHEELY BIG CHEESE

This IS the ultimate flipper. Like Plunderbird 5, this robot also reached the top 8 of last year, only to be beaten by Behemoth. This robot has the largest titanium flipper in the WORLD Id say. It covers virtually all of the small body and is capable of throwing a robot out from halfway across the arena. The two big wheels are covered in golf shoe studs for added grip. The flipper is big, thats good, if it works. But when it doesnt work...its useless! And WBC has had reliability problems in the past. Also, those wheels look very exposed!


ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

Booth 1;Plunderbird 5, Pussycat
Booth 2;The Grim Reaper, Wheely Big Cheese

House robots;Shunt and Matilda

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off the foursome go. Pussycat goes straight for Plunderbird 5, going for the side, whilst The Grim Reaper tackles Wheely Big Cheese, who has a dangerously high Ground Clearance around the side and back I feel. The Grim Reaper flips Wheely Big Cheese up, but not over. Both wheels leave the ground though. But Wheely Big Cheese presses The Grim Reaper on. And into an un-occupied CPZ. Maybe its trying to get underneath the rear of The Grim Reaper and flip IT out... ...OH, THEYVE DONE IT! WHEELY BIG CHEESE HAS FLIPPED THE GRIM REAPER OUT OF THE ARENA! Back to the morgue with you Im afraid. Wheely Big Cheese starts moving backwards, which is good, as in comes Matilda, can she it? OH, just a little glancing blow, nothing more. But, whilst that is happening, what are Plunderbird 5 and Pussycat doing? Well, the answer is that Pussycat is digging into the side of Plunderbird 5. Look at the side! Theres a nasty...scar! Plunderbird 5 is being..well...PLUCKED! But in comes Wheely Big Cheese, maybe trying to do a carbon copy...AND HES DONE IT! PLUNDERBIRD 5 ARE OUT!

CEASE!

Well, Plunderbird 5 AND The Grim Reaper are out of the arena. One shot down, the other just died
WHEELY BIG CHEESE AND PUSSYCAT GO THROUGH. And Pussycat did...well...it did a lot actually. It DIDNT do nothing, just like it DIDNT do nothing in the all-stars. (Stupid JP! GRR!)

Pussycat is from Gloucester, just to correct you.

No, I only saw it a few days ago, and it said From (somewhere, I cant remember) in WORCHESTER, Pussycat.

It used to come from Gloucester, but not now, ever since they changed team.

No offence, but can you please research before you correct people, as I spent ages trying to figure out where these robots came from.

I think it is still Gloucester :)

Trust me AJ, I saw the All Stars championship only a few days ago (you know, the one where Pussycat was badly insulted!) and it clearly said Worchester. I even checked with Tom B, and he said Worchester.

Anyways, I really dont want arguments here, so lets continue.

(BTW, this STILL has second priority, but the thing is that I can write these easily as I know these robots. Vapourbots need studying, and I dont have the time what with all the exams)

It wasnt really an arguement, but I beleive Pussycat is either from Gloucester or Redditch.

STU!

Need an answer here!

Good news guys. As a special surprise, today I am giving you not one, not two, but three, yes THREE battles. Those will be, of course, the last two first round melees and the Commonwealth Carnage.

FIGHT 1

FROM HEMEL HEMPSTEAD IN HERTFORDSHIRE; BEHEMOTH

This robot came second in the last Super Seeds Championship. It beat robots like Dominator 2, Gemini, Wheely Big Cheese and even Razer, before losing to Bigger Brother. Now it has six wheel drive, a much more powerful lifting scoop, able to lift 300 kilos, a deadly axe and very hard armour. Sadly, Behemoth has suffered from multiple reliability problems in the past.

FROM COLVILLE IN LECESTERSHIRE; RAGING KNIGHTMARE

They competed in three wars and three annihilators with Knightmare, Spirit of Knightmare and Raging Reality. This is their most recent and best robot. This is an invertable box with a powerful top mounted flipper. It has a very good track and OOTA record. It even beat the now reigning champion Typhoon 2 in the annihilator. However, the armour is thin, and the flipper is limited to only 30 flips.

FROM ESSEX; SIR CHROMALOT

This robot is made out of a truck wheel hub of all things. Its flipper is much more powerful than last year, and acts as a much better srimech. This robot generally never loses on the first round of major RW events and the team are always in for the entertainment. Apparantly, they dont like commentators, especially ones named Jonathon Pearce. How that works I honestly dont know.

FROM NORWICH; SPLINTER

Recently, this former semi-finalist was sold to a Dutch team, but, for now, he is back with his old builders and original creators. Little has changed though from its last appearance in the first SSC though, same axe, same claws, same tougher armour, same front wedge, same unable to self-right in certain positions-ness, little hope if you want my opinion.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

Booth 1;Behemoth and Raging Knightmare
Booth 2;Sir Chromalot and Splinter

House Robots are Growler and Shunt

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

Well, the four robots start jossling for the best position. I guess the best position would be the winning one. Behemoth gets under Splinter...AND BEHEMOTH FLIPS SPLINTER OVER! The axe of Splinter shot out as it got flipped and I dont think it will self-right from there Im afraid. Meanwhile, a very good battle is being engaged between Raging Knightmare and Sir Chromalot. Sir Chromalot flips the Knightmare. But Raging Knightmare self-rights, but at the same time, uses up one of those 30 CO2 flips, wasting energy. Now Raging Knightmare flips old Chromy. Sir Chromalot self-rights, in comes Behemoth, he flips Raging Knightmare over, another CO2 flip is used up. Raging Knightmare boys, Id be careful if I were you. Meanwhile, Growler is hovering around Splinter (no, NOT like a humming bird! How can you imagine Growler flying?! Horrific thought, but not much use here). Meanwhile, we still have a good battle between the other three robots, as Raging Knightmare flips Sir Chromalot, but it is flipped by Behemoth. This is a very good and close battle so far...OH, AND RAGING KNIGHTMARE FLIPS SIR CHROMALOT INTO THE RAIL! That cant be good for Chromys health. In comes Behemoth...WHO FLIPS SIR CHROMALOT OUT OF THE ARENA! Oh dear! Well, maybe next year it will get off the first round. Meanwhile, we know that Splinter wont! Refbot finally counts it out, and Growler gives a bite. Behemoth now toys with Raging Knightmare and activates the pit. Growler slams Splinter into the pit.

CEASE!

Splinter is left in splinters. Sir Chromalot is out of the arena
BEHEMOTH AND RAGING KNIGHTMARE GO THROUGH!


FIGHT 2

This is the final first round melee before round 2

FROM ST LEONARDS ON SEA IN EAST SUSSEX; GEMINI

This is the original clusterbot, a robot with the ability to split into two parts. We already saw it win the Clusterbot Clash up, can it win here. It is powerful with its flippers, each able to lift 5 times the twins own body weight, and the armour is strong for being so lightweight, but its easy to push and, like Black and Blue from earlier, if one half goes, the whole robot is out.

FROM MAIDSTONE IN KENT; S.M.I.D.S.Y

This robot was built over the internet. In case youve forgotten, or youre new to Robot Wars, the name means Sorry Mate I Didnt See You. This invertable box has a lifting ramp at the front to flip or strand oppodents and a disc at the back to cut its foes to shreds. Like Sir Chromalot, it isnt usually a first round loser, but the top armour is suspect to axes, and it usually ends up out of the arena.

FROM ST AGNUS IN CORNWALL; ST AGRO

Lost in the first round of series 6 (Ironically to SMIDSY), but made that up by reaching the semi-finals of series 7. It looks a big like Wheely Big Cheese, and it has a unique weapon; a double sided double flipper, that can easily flip robots over the fence. The weapon covers 40% of the robot, thats good if it works, but if it doesnt...it IS prone to flipper failure, and the wheels are suspect too.

FROM BELFAST IN NORTHEN IRELAND; WELD-DOR 3

This robot made it to the quarter finals in the first world championship, but it has been overly unimpressive in the UK series of Robot Wars. This green box wedge shape has a nasty-ish flipper on board that can easily right the robot, and, if I remember correctly, it also has a disc at the back. The wheels seem a little exposed though.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!

Booth 1;Gemini and SMIDSY
Booth 2;St Agro and Weld-dor 3

House robots are Dead Metal and Cassius Chrome

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And the final first round melee is off and under way. Gemini splits immediatly. One half goes for St Agro, the other goes for Weld-dor 3. SMIDSY stays in the centre, maybe waiting for his moment to strike. One half of Gemini flips Welddor 3, the other half IS flipped by St Agro. Weld-dor self-rights. Now SMIDSY DOES come in on the attack...the attack of Weld-dor that is. SMIDSY gets underneath Weld-dor and pushes it towards Cassius Chrome, who pecks at Weld-dors armour and pushes it to the centre of the ring. What Cassius Chrome may lack in attack power he makes up for in pushing power. Meanwhile, both halves of Gemini are concentrating their dirty work on St Agro, flipping it around. Of course, thats the same mistake Scraptosaur made in Series 7, St Agro beat it after that. Now SMIDSY rams into one half of Gemini, and rams it into Dead Metal. Dead Metal brings his saw down, and remember that Geminis armour is lightweight to fit in with the rules. The other half tries to save its wounded twin. It tries to flip, but Dead Metal is really difficult to flip, only Gravity has managed to flip him totally over in the past. St Agro is now turning his attentions to Weld-dor 3 who is fighting another very good battle. Dead Metal lets go of Gemini, who flips SMIDSY. St Agro flips SMIDSY too, stupidly re-righting it. Oh well. Gemini is beign pushed by Weld-dor 3. Together, they weigh 100 kilos, but when they split, its half that weight. Gemini escapes. SMIDSY hits the pit release. Weld-dor travels across the pit..HAH HAH HAH!!! WELD-DOR IS GOING DOWN WITH THE PIT!!! I LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! So Weld-dor has gone, and Gemini is pushed by SMIDSY. I sense that the clusterbot is suffering here. St Agro gets underneath one...and FLIPS IT OUT OF THE ARENA! One out, both out...and SMIDSY pits the other half just to make sure.

CEASE!

Weld-dor really needs a lot more welding if it is to survive. Gemini develops Cancer (see where Im coming from?)
ST AGRO AND SMIDSY, THEY GO THROUGH!

So, we have our 24 brave and noble warriors, all ready to go into round two. Well let Typhoon 2, M2, Storm 2, Mute, Tornado, Dantomkia, X-terminator, Tough as Nails, Dominator 2, Terrorhurtz, Firestorm 5, Bigger Brother, Gravity, Spawn Again, Bulldog Breed, Diotoir, Thermidor 2, Panic Attack, Pussycat, Wheely Big Cheese, Behemoth, Raging Knightmare, SMIDSY and St Agro lick down their wounds for the next round. But first, a special event.

This battle is a battle of the Commonwealth, and a tribute to a show that was never shown on terrestrial TV, despite the BBC saying that they would...about a year ago!!! So, to try my best, we will have a super rumble with eight robots from eight different countries doing battle to find out who is the best of the best. So, let the carnage begin!

COMMONWEALTH CARNAGE!
(Note;This may or may not be exact to the real CC. The robots may not be the same and neither may the countries they represent. This is what Im most comfortable with, so bear with me).

Lets have a look at the robots as they come in. First of all, we see Panic Attack. For this clash, the series 5 self-righting version is being used. Next is Terror Turtle, with the maple leaf attached. Follwoing them in are our last two robots for this booth, Cerberus and Crushtacean, looking ready.
In the other booth, we see the Australian representative...err...Spin Doctor? Yes, you did read that correctly, they are representing Australia because I didnt really know any Aussies and they look like part of the Australian flag. Next is Corkscrew. Here, the series 6 version is up and running. Then we see Firestorm, looking ready and finally, flying the Irish flag, and one that says Firestorm stinks! is Diotoir. Oh dear.


FROM AUSTRALIA; SPIN DOCTOR

This is a classic full body spinner. It was inspired by a dream. Riiight. It has cutting teeth and a beam to point it in the right direction. However, it has been known not to spin when told too, has suffered a number of problems and the underbelly is exposed

FROM SCOTLAND; CORKSCREW

This robot is basically a lorry wheel hub, like Sir Chromalot, with basic Corkscrew add-ons. Like Spin Doctor, it is covered in teeth, creating a unique 360 degree killing zone. Its fast at 20 miles per hour... maybe too fast, and it has suffered pitting too often.

FROM ENGLAND; FIRESTORM 5

A Commonwealth champion in the past, Firestorm MUST be the favourite here. This is your classic wedge shape, perfect for getting under oppodents, and it has that very powerful flipping arm, able to flip ANYTHING! (Ask Mr Psycho). I dont think its 2 wheel drive will hinder it much here today.

FROM IRELAND; DIOTOIR

Oh honestly! Do you think Firestorm will NOT notice THAT!!! This robot is not to be underestimated, its heavy, the spring loaded bucket scoop is powerful, its low to the ground, steady at 6mph, but the fur covering makes this robot very flammable (ask Sgt Bash).

FROM WALES; PANIC ATTACK

This robot beat Cassius to win the second series of Robot Wars, but it has lagged in more recent wars. It has lifting forks, a top mounted srimech able to grab an oppodent and fend off blows, and its skirts prevent anyone getting underneath. The armour is tough, but the self-righting slow.

FROM CANADA; TERROR TURTLE

Not the best robot on the robot wars planet, but mostly there for the fun. This robot runs inverted on a unique turtle shaped body and has a nasty horizontal cutting disc to slice oppodents. Its wheels are exposed, the armour is weak, and some turltes are endangered species...so is this one!

FROM CYPRUS; CERBERUS

They want to do better than the SSC they were in earlier. Well, they cant do any worse, can they? This robot has the grabbing jaw of a dog, the slashing claws of a lion and the ramming tail of a rhino, plus a srimech to right it. The weapon may not be effective, but well see.

FROM SOUTH AFRICA; CRUSHTACEAN

The final commentitor for this Commonwealth Carnage made the semi-finals of the third world championship before being beaten by the Sri Lankan Supernova. This invertable robot has a unique pair of grabbing claws that are powered by gloves and hand movements rather than by remote control. Its strong, but the wheels are exposed, the drivers not great, and the ariel is located between the flashing eyes. Not good!


ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

Booth 1;Corkscrew, Diotoir, Firestorm and Spin Doctor
Booth 2;Cerberus, Crushtacean, Panic Attack and Terror Turtle

House Robots are Sgt Bash and Mr Psycho. Both want revenge on Firestorm.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

OK, 4 robots are bad enough, but what is going to happen with 8 robots? Well, Firestorm goes straight for Crushtacean, maybe trying to side strand it. It gets clean underneath, thats good, but doesnt flip it. Panic Attack, meanwhile, is lifting up Cerberus, barking wildly but not doing a great deal at the moment. OK, maybe it CAN do worse. Diotoir is chasing down Spin Doctor, who is actually spinning for a change. Terror Turtle has a dig at the back of Firestorm, but nothing more, it allows Crushtacean to escape though, cutting right across the flipper of Diotoir, who flips, but only lifts the back of Crushtacean up, not much. No word from Corkscrew just yet, as Panic Attack disgards Cerberus and heads for Terror Turtle. Crushtacean grabs Cerberus and drives him round. Diotoir gets underneath the spinning Spin Doctor...and FLIPS!!! The bar whacks on the ground, sending Spin Doctor jumping a bit, but the Australian manages to land on his wheels. Panic Attack is bullying Terror Turtle, as Firestorm bullies Panic Attack, where is Corkscrew?...Oh, there he is and OH, WHAT HAPPENED?!?! CORKSCREW HIT TERROR TURTLE IN THE WHEEL! AND, FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, I THINK A WHEEL IS DAMAGED! Well, Panic Attack and Firestorm wisly move away and take on each other, they hold an age old grudge! Meanwhile, Crushtacean, still holding Cerberus, presses the pit release. Crushtacean now pits Cerberus! It just wasnt their lucky day was it? Oh well, Firestorm now heads for Diotoir, and flips him into the wall, as Corkscrew bashes Spin Doctor into the wall as well. The Scots are doing great so far, but it is grabbed by South Africa, in the form of Crushtacean. Diotoir tries to right...oh, Sgt Bash comes in and sets Diotoir on fire! Diotoir was not in a CPZ and wasnt immobilized, where is Refbot? Oh, hes counting out Terror Turtle, thats what. Panic Attack waits, so does Mr Psycho. Firestorm comes in...and flips SGT BASH OVER! Maybe Firestorm was saying Oh well, if Refbot doesnt want to give Bash a yellow card, Ill do one better, Ill give him a RED CARD! Thats what hes done now! Refbot finally hits ten, and Mr Psycho swings the hammer. The armour, fibreglass on top, crumples under the sheer weight. Now Firestorm gets under Diotoir and effortlessly throws him out of the arena. Crushtacean is having a nibble at Panic Attack, who lifts the crab bot up. Corkscrew is no longer in the picture at the moment, as Mr Psycho picks up Terror Turtle. Imagine the armour! Firestorm drives into Spin Doctor, who I think is immobilized...and flips HIM OUT OF THE ARENA TOO! Great display from Firestorm. Now Terror Turtle is placed on the floor flipper...and THERE SHE BLOWS! And Crashes! Firestorm now goes for Panic Attack...and flips it over! Mr Psycho turns...ah, whats this? Firestorm is pushing Panic Attack towards the wall and hovering round it. Maybe to let it self-right. How nice. Refbot comes in as Panic Attack starts to right OH, NO YOU DONT! says Firestorm as he rams into Refbot. Panic Attack is self-righting. Also there...OH, BUT IN COMES CORKSCREW AND HE HITS THE SRIMECH! IT KNOCKS PANIC ATTACK ON HIS SIDE AND I THINK IT BROKE THE SRIMECH TOO! Panic Attack has been diabled and Crushtacean and Firestorm are not happy! Firestorm tries to flip Corkscrew, but is scratched for his troubles. So is Crushtacean, but he grabs Corkscrew and gets him in the pit too! Serves you right! You ruined a good fight! Refbot now has no chose...he must count out Panic Attack. And in comes Mr Psycho, but he is being attacks by Firestorm and Crushtacean! Theyre ganging up on him! Is this fair? Possibly. Mr Psycho cant let Firestorm get underneath, but he is forced to drop Panic Attack on the drop zone. Firestorm flips Crushtacean, who takes a terrible blow from Mr Psychos hammer! OUCH! Firestorm chases Mr Psycho back to his CPZ and tries to flip him over, but it isnt working. The crowd count down for the drop zone. A Washing Machine falls down and hits Panic Attack with an enourmous SMASH! No damage to Panic Attack, but its still out. Meanwhile, I think Firestorm has bashed Mr Psycho into submission, and speaking of wish, I think Crushtacean may be out too. I think that blow knocked its ariel off. Refbot comes over and begins the count. Crushtacean is counted out...OH, AND FIRESTORM FLIPS THE REFBOT OVER! GREAT!!!

CEASE

And, at the end of the day, you can indeed truly say that Firestorm is the only bot left standing.

FIRESTORM WINS THE COMMONWEALTH CARNAGE!


Ill have the next round line-up later.

OK, here is the second round line-up.

This time, it is 3 way melees, 2 going through.

Typhoon 2 vs Raging Knightmare vs Spawn Again

Storm 2 vs St Agro vs Panic Attack

Tornado vs M2 vs Pussycat

X-terminator vs Mute vs Behemoth

Firestorm 5 vs Dantomkia vs SMIDSY

Gravity vs Tough as Nails vs Diotoir

Bulldog Breed vs Terrorhurtz vs Wheely Big Cheese

Thermidor 2 vs Bigger Brother vs Dominator 2


SPECIAL EVENTS

SPINNER SLAUGHTER
Disc-O-Inferno vs Shredder Evolution vs X-terminator vs Tetanus Booster vs IG-88 vs Supernova vs Barber-ous 2n a bit vs Infernal Contraption

WELSH WARRIORS
Panic Attack vs Mega Morg

AXE ATTACK
Iron Awe 2.1 vs Thor vs Steel Avenger vs Kat 3 vs Dominator 2 vs Hydra vs Terrorhurtz vs Edge Hog

Predictions please

Please note Im predicting wholl go out here:

Typhoon 2 vs Raging Knightmare vs Spawn Again - Raging Knightmare

Storm 2 vs St Agro vs Panic Attack - Panic attack

Tornado vs M2 vs Pussycat - Pussycat

X-terminator vs Mute vs Behemoth - X-Terminator or Mute

Firestorm 5 vs Dantomkia vs SMIDSY - SMIDSY

Gravity vs Tough as Nails vs Diotoir - Diotoir

Bulldog Breed vs Terrorhurtz vs Wheely Big Cheese - WBC

Thermidor 2 vs Bigger Brother vs Dominator 2 - Dominator 2

And now to predict winners:

Disc-O-Inferno vs Shredder Evolution vs X-terminator vs Tetanus Booster vs IG-88 vs Supernova vs Barber-ous 2n a bit vs Infernal Contraption - Supernova or X-terminator

Panic Attack vs Mega Morg - Panic Attack

Iron Awe 2.1 vs Thor vs Steel Avenger vs Kat 3 vs Dominator 2 vs Hydra vs Terrorhurtz vs Edge Hog - Gotta go for the bot with the bigger chopper - Terrorhurtz.

Raging Knightmare Vs Spawn Again Vs Typhoon 2
Raging Knightmare will lose its armour pretty quickly, Spawn & Typhoon 2 to win

Panic Attack Vs Storm 2 Vs St Agro
Panic Attack has no SRIMECH so St Agro & Storm 2 to win

M2 Vs Pussycat Vs Tornado
Close call but Pussycat gets the boot

Behemoth Vs Mute Vs X-Terminator
Mute will do a kamikaze, Behemoth & X-Terminator through

Dantomkia Vs Firestorm 5 Vs SMIDSY
SMIDSY will be thrown OOTA, Dantomkia & Firestorm through

Diotoir Vs Gravity Vs Tough as Nails
Irish eyes will be flying as will Diotoirs hopes, TaN & Gravity to win

Bulldog Breed Vs Terrorhurtz Vs Wheely Big Cheese
Hmm, dont know but Ill guess that Terrorhurtz will be out

Bigger Brother Vs Dominator 2 Vs Thermidor 2
Thermy has weak armour so Big Bro & Dominator through

Special Events
Spinner Special: Supernova or X-Terminator to win

Welsh Warriors: Panic Attack easily!!

Axe Attack: Thor or Terrorhurtz in this fight

Sorry for the lack of updates, but because of the death of my Grandad and college, Ive had to put this on hold. Dont worry, I will almost CERTAINLY continue to write here at some point.

OK, how about now.

Its the second round now, so LET THE WARS BEGIN!!!

FROM COLVILLE IN LEICESTER, RAGING KNIGHTMARE

FROM EASY TILBURY IN ESSEX, SPAWN AGAIN

FROM EDINBURGH IN SCOTLAND, TYPHOON 2

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1-Raging Knightmare
Booth 2-Spawn Again, Typhoon 2

House Robots are Mr Psycho and Matilda

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

And off we go, the first of our round 2 battles. Typhoon 2 starts spinning, like we know it will. Raging Knightmare and Spawn Again meet head to head. Spawn Again gets underneath Raging Knightmare, and pushes...but doesnt flip! Is there something wrong ALREADY with Spawn Agains mighty flipper? I dont know, but it doesnt look promising. Anyways, Raging Knightmare escapes, and gets underneath Spawn Again, AND FLIPS! Now, we will see if Spawny can right. But in comes the UK champion Typhoon 2, spinning dangerously...OH, ITS CARVED STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SIDE ARMOUR OF SPAWN AGAIN! THERES CO2 LEAKING EVERYWHERE! NOW SPAWN AGAIN DEFINATLY WONT BE ABLE TO RIGHT NOW! Its out, lets put it that way. Raging Knightmare pushes it into Matilda. BANG! The flywheel knocks Spawn onto the pit square. So Typhoon hits Spawny some more whilst Knightmare presses the pit release. Down goes Spawn Again.

CEASE!

Spawn again refused to be born again
RAGING KNIGHTMARE AND TYPHOON 2 GO THROUGH.

NEXT TIME
Panic Attack vs Storm 2 vs St Agro
M2 vs Pussycat vs Tornado

Good fight, roll on the next clash

Next two battles, coming up.

FROM CARDIFF, PANIC ATTACK

FROM ST AGNUS IN CORNWALL, ST AGRO

FROM IPSWICH IN SUFFOLK, STORM 2

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1;Panic Attack, St Agro
Booth 2;Storm 2

House Robots are Matilda and Shunt

3...2...1...ACTIVATE

And off go our next three round 2 hopefuls. Whos favourite here? Ask a stupid question, it must be Storm 2, using every bit of his 18horsepower drive (or something like that) to slam into any victim he can find. In this first case, that victim is Panic Attack. Even Panics skirts cant protect him from the charge of Storm 2. Storm 2 is underneath Panic Attack, and drives it towards the wall. KER-RASH!!! PANIC ATTACK IS SLAMMED INTO THE ARENA WALL! Thankfully, it lands on the right side of the arena and also the right way up. St Agro comes in and tries to flip Storm 2, but can only get underneath and lift slightly. Storm is now angry and slams into St Agro. Fancy eating a bit of arena wall, my boy? Hungry? Good, cos here it comes...DOUBLE KER-RASH!!! St Agro goes flying away...literally, straight into Matilda! Matilda comes in AND DESTROYS ONE OF ST AGROS WHEELS! A WHEEL COMES OFF AND BREAKS COMPLETLY! Now poor St Agro is limping. Storm 2 is hovering around St Agro (Stop thinking about Hummingbirds!!!), wheres Panic Attack? Oh, hes doing his usual hobby and taking on Shunt. I dont know. Hes slotted his forks underneath Shunt. Shunt will NOT like this. Meanwhile, St Agro has given up, and Storm 2 rams it again, literally INTO the rail. Matilda gives it a WHACK and St Agro flies one more time...out of the arena.

CEASE

St Agro goes back to Heaven
PANIC ATTACK AND STORM 2 AVOID PANICKING AND GO STORMING THROUGH!


But whilst this is happening...

FROM HAMPSHIRE, M2

FROM WORCHESTER, PUSSYCAT

FROM SAWTRY IN CAMBRIDGESHIRE, TORNADO

Pussycat should be nervous...both these robots have dodged his claws and beaten him in the past.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

Booth 1;Pussycat
Booth 2;M2, Tornado

House Robots are Cassius Chrome and Growler

3...2...1...ACTIVATE

And off we go AGAIN! Tornado, once again using his wedge and flail, comes in straight for Pussycat. Once, when he fought the cat, he tore bits of armour off, and the cat lost a wheel. Tornado is trying to repeat that right here, right now. M2 also comes in, and flips Pussycat. That doesnt worry Pussycat, it can run any way up. To put it in an understandable way, it always lands on its feet (Cos lets face it, apart from the early cat face, it doesnt even LOOK like a REAL cat). Tornado rams into Pussycat again, shoving it into Cassius Chrome. Cassius Chrome wiggles his fists, and knocks the cat about, but with no real lasting damage thus far. M2 gets underneath and flips again, and, like in their S7 clash, Pussycat nearly goes out of the arena. Saved though by the lack of room. Still, Tornado rams it again, this time into the OTHER CPZ...where Growler is. If youre new to Robot Wars, if you go into a CPZ, the Corner Patrol Zone, it basically means the House Robots can have a go at you. And the thing is, Growler HATES cats (he is a dog after all). He grabbs Pussycat in his jaws and drives it to the centre of the ring before letting go. M2 and Tornado give chase. Tornado rams Pussycat over the flame pit. Theres a cat on a hot tin roof if I ever saw one (I dont know, ask your grandparents), M2 slides in...OH, IT FLIPS TORNADO! Now things could get interesting. Like Pussycat, Tornado can run either way up, but its wedge is all but useless. Now Pussycat can damage it, and it tries to, but Tornado is still trying to push...and its succeeding...so far. M2 comes in and flips Pussycat AGAIN! This is all M2 and Tornado. M2 flips Tornado back over again. Whatever it is, neither robot is giving Pussycat a chance to fight back. This hardly seems fair from where Im sitting. Anyways, were into the last 10 seconds, M2 flips Pussycat, Tornado rams it into the arena wall, could the cat STILL fly over...the answer is NO, it just escapes.

CEASE

And saved by the CEASE. The judges will have to decide.

And Im being told we dont even NEED to see any highlights.

Pussycat should be Scaredy-cat
M2 AND TORNADO GO THROUGH.


Ill be concentrating on Dinowarrior Destruction for now, but when I come back...

Weve got ANOTHER blistering round one battle. Will Behemoth squash its oppodents? Will Mute silence them? Or will X-Terminator...err...Exterminate them? Find out when BEHEMOTH TAKES ON MUTE AND X-TERMINATOR
And then, well be getting straight to the point (literally) when we see eight robots looking to axe each other to death. Its our AXE ATTACK.

See ya soon.

What happened?

this topic died Kevin, thats what happened :proud:

you shouldnt revive dead topics, its considered to be spam

I was wondering why it stopped. It was good.

I didnt have the time to complete it. I wont be completing it now either, but I might start something different.