The Countdown To Entropy

Alternatively titled...ATTTWI Reborn!

Yep. It's back. Kinda.

See, I figured that if I can't run a major large-scale tournament with serious, thrilling battles at the moment...I can at least make do with writing totally random and asinine battles. That remain thrilling. And violent. And gore-splattered. Maybe.

Format? What format? Anybody can enter a number of anything they want! That'll decide the format! As long as the list isn't retardedly long (and I'll decide that :P). Just make sure that if you want to reference a specific thing, PLEASE LINK ME TO IT. Please. Even if this is a random tourney, I don't want to mistake something for something else and then get yelled at for getting it wrong. :P

Line-ups posted when I feel like it. :P There will be many house fighters though. And most of them will be very different from before.

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House fighters

Returning

Asterix the Gaul - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_(character)

Big Mac - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac ... but for my own purposes, this one is different:
A weird house fighter in a package of a regular Big Mac. Or is it? It appears in a losing competitor's need, but when they bite into it...who knows what may happen? Only those who have a great strength of stomach can resist the call of the Big Mac!

Auguel Helnstrom (original character)
A big, beefy man with a heavy accent. He wields a great broadsword but he prefers to fight hand-to-hand most of the time. Has strength to match the Earth's gravitational pull and can punch through a block of meter thick Hardox.

Exa-Gore-Ic (original character...kinda)
A huge, planetary half-android organism that can control Mother Nature herself. Has an indefinite amount of energy and power and can unleash it all at once and recover instantly within seconds. Spends time wandering through dimensions when bored.

Newbies

Lillymon - http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Lillymon

Jedah - http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Jedah

Dormammu - http://marvel.com/universe/Dormammu

The Seeman - http://gmod.wikia.com/wiki/Seeman

The Grim Reaper

King Leonidas huh?

I'LL...
ENTER...
SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

( http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leonidas )

I will enter...

King Bowser Koopa :proud:

Note: you can enter a lot of things, so long as the list isn't retardedly long (and I'll decide that :P)

Either way, I have a good two first entries :)

I will enter the extended bat family :P

I'll make a list...

I'll enter this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Chief_(Halo)

I'll have Captain Marvelous alias Gokai red. With all the Ranger keys at his disposal.

http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Marvelous

Great, great! Keep 'em coming guys!!! :D

Can I enter Neo?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo_(The_Matrix)

You most certainly may. :)

Alex Holt has confirmed over MSN that he will enter.

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Holt says (4:16 PM)
possibly some over-long variation on the street sharks/biker mice from mars/teenage mutant ninja turtles vein
Kody Kunz says (4:16 PM)
awesome
Holt says (4:16 PM)
on a far less catchily named animal
Holt says (4:18 PM)
an Old-age Cosmic Temminck's Stint Knight!
Kody Kunz says (4:18 PM)
lol!
Holt says (4:19 PM)
this being a temmincks stint: http://www.birdsofbritain.co.uk/news/p7 ... int_fs.jpg
Kody Kunz says (4:19 PM)
interesting
Holt says (4:19 PM)
i just like the name :P
Kody Kunz says (4:19 PM)
well it certainly is original :P
Holt says (4:20 PM)
i have to keep up appearances :P
Kody Kunz says (4:20 PM)
:P
Holt says (4:21 PM)
i think ill go for 4 entries
Kody Kunz says (4:21 PM)
Sounds good
Holt says (4:21 PM)
too many and it becomes unwieldy
Holt says (4:23 PM)
2) a lifesize origami recreation of noahs arc (containing all animals in paper)
Kody Kunz says (4:23 PM)
ooooh
Holt says (4:24 PM)
3) a genetically engineered superbeing made from the dna of all vapourbotteers ever
Kody Kunz says (4:25 PM)
crikey...
Holt says (4:25 PM)
and
Holt says (4:26 PM)
4) a jar of pickled oddish

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I'll get another entrant and then I'll put up a list of who's entered so far. Still not closing sign-ups for a while yet. :)

Can I enter aswell as neo:
Sheldon cooper: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheldon_Cooper
Mrs Richards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcliR8kA ... ata_player
A phone calling Orange's customer service: http://help.orange.co.uk/orangeuk/suppo ... -broadband

If I may enter more?
Alongside Gokai red:
The Eleventh Doctor, armed with his sonic screwdriver, the wrist mounted vortex manipulator, a super phone and a Fez
Original character: Judas Volturnus, man who can change matter's elemental state and direct the atoms. Prefers water.
Intangible concept: The Meaning of Life

Cheers for the additional entries guys. :)

Repeat: one more entrant and then I'll sort the mess of entrants for all to see. :P

I'd like to enter Chuck Norris riding a motorbike made of human skulls if you please.

Done. :)

I'll now put up a list of everybody who's entered so far.

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Entrants
Martijn Benschop
SPARTAAAAAA

Samuel Park
Bowser

Jack Tweedy
Master Chief

Ceri Jenkins
Captain Marvelous
The Eleventh Doctor
Judas Volturnus
The Meaning of Life

Max Medhurst
Neo
Sheldon cooper
Mrs Richards
A phone calling Orange's customer service

Alex Holt
Old-age Cosmic Temminck's Stint Knight
A lifesize origami recreation of Noah's Ark (containing all animals in paper)
A genetically engineered superbeing made from the DNA of all vapourboteers ever
A jar of pickled Oddish

Lian Walsh
Chuck Norris riding a motorbike made of human skulls

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It's already an exciting and massively weird list! But let's make it even moreso! Keep entering, guys! :)

I would also like to add the two Howard Jones' and AJ's wrestling alter ego, AJ STYLES!!!

Added with distinction. :)

may i enter.
Yoda riding on a pedal boat thing.
stormtrooper in a carpark http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AgWGQTRh3cU
baby monkey on a pig. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
and an inflatable novelty hammer.

wh00ps, this shot by me :lol: Of course you may :)

Can I addanother entry if it's okay?
- Bouldergeist from Super Mario Galaxy.

No problem. :)

I'm still looking for more entrants, by the way people. :)

Batman 1000000 with prep, Adam West's utility belt and Grant Morrison writing :P

I'm not familiar with Grant Morrison's writing, but I'll accept that anyway. :P :)

All you need to know is Grant Morrison's Batman = Batgod.

Very well then 8)

The only Grant Morrison I have read is Marvel's, where he, rightfully, never acquired the fame he got at DC.

I would like to enter...

The 51st shade of grey

and announce there's more to come

(Slightly regretfully) taking that entry, Martijn.

And letting you I'm glad there's more to come. :)

Me and Kody have discussed this but I have computer problems but it's ok now. *wargh*

Lancer (Fate/Stay Night)
Shino bodyswapped mentally into the body of Kenshiro (.hack//GU/Fist of the North Star.)
Ovan on helium (.hack//GU)
Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Excellent, Tracy. :)

Still accepting entries. :)

A large three metric tonne bag of Rockets (as in the candy)
Three Kerbal astronauts
Franco-era Spain
Father Jack Hackett

That'll do, Joey. :)

If you're still taking entries I'd like to put in:

That feeling that you get when you step out of a hot jacuzzi and into a cold swimming pool

Just that concept. Not someone actually doing it. Just the idea of it. That is my entry. And on that note, I can use this forum again! So I'm back! Permanently this time.

That entry seems rather hard to work with, but I did say I'd take any entry. So no problem, Nick!

Also, welcome back to FRA. :proud:

I've decided on when I'm going to close this. I'm going to close it on Hallowe'en. That's October 31st, at around 7pm EST, and midnight for most of you lot (and 5pm MST for Tracy and Joey, since they're both in Alberta right now). I'm not going to say exactly 7pm because I may post line-ups a bit before or a bit afterwards. So make sure you get entries in well before that! :)

Current Entrants

Martijn Benschop
SPARTAAAAAA
The 51st shade of grey

Samuel Park
Bowser
Bouldergeist

Jack Tweedy
Master Chief

Ceri Jenkins
Captain Marvelous
The Eleventh Doctor
Judas Volturnus
The Meaning of Life

Max Medhurst
Neo
Sheldon cooper
Mrs Richards
A phone calling Orange's customer service

Alex Holt
Old-age Cosmic Temminck's Stint Knight
A lifesize origami recreation of Noah's Ark (containing all animals in paper)
A genetically engineered superbeing made from the DNA of all vapourboteers ever
A jar of pickled Oddish

Lian Walsh
Chuck Norris riding a motorbike made of human skulls
Howard Jones #1
Howard Jones #2 (formerly of Killswitch Engage)
AJ Styles

Archie
Yoda on a boat
Stormtrooper in a car park (ala this )
Baby monkey on a pig (ala this )
Inflatable novelty hammer

Jordan Brown
Batman 1000000 (ala this ) with prep, Adam West's utility belt and Grant Morrison writing

Tracy Farber
Lancer (Fate/Stay Night)
Shino bodyswapped mentally into the body of Kenshiro (.hack//GU/Fist of the North Star.)
Ovan on helium (.hack//GU)
Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Joey McConnell
A large three metric tonne bag of Rockets (as in the candy)
Three Kerbal astronauts
Franco-era Spain
Father Jack Hackett

Nick Schuch
That feeling that you get when you step out of a hot jacuzzi and into a cold swimming pool

That's 35 entries so far. Martijn said there'd be more to come. Hopefully this is the case, and not just from him. Get more in, people! :)

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Originally Posted by kodster

That entry seems rather hard to work with, but I did say I'd take any entry. So no problem, Nick!

Also, welcome back to FRA. :proud:

I've decided on when I'm going to close this. I'm going to close it on Hallowe'en. That's October 31st, at around 7pm EST, and midnight for most of you lot (and 5pm MST for Tracy and Joey, since they're both in Alberta right now). I'm not going to say exactly 7pm because I may post line-ups a bit before or a bit afterwards. So make sure you get entries in well before that! :)

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Quoting own post because there's a week left. Hurry up people! :)

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Originally Posted by kodster

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Originally Posted by kodster

That entry seems rather hard to work with, but I did say I'd take any entry. So no problem, Nick!

Also, welcome back to FRA. :proud:

I've decided on when I'm going to close this. I'm going to close it on Hallowe'en. That's October 31st, at around 7pm EST, and midnight for most of you lot (and 5pm MST for Tracy and Joey, since they're both in Alberta right now). I'm not going to say exactly 7pm because I may post line-ups a bit before or a bit afterwards. So make sure you get entries in well before that! :)

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Quoting own post because there's a week left. Hurry up people! :)

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noted and will act upon it, thanks

The second-to-last of the Mohicans

Righty-o. :)

Alright, sign-ups CLOSED. Line-ups to follow. Get ready for some insanity. :proud: