WTF!?
That was at least the 5th greatest vapour fight of all time!!!
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WTF!?
That was at least the 5th greatest vapour fight of all time!!!
What on earth are you on about?
A new robot, and youre calling at least the 5th greatest vapour of all time - and its been around for about 1 month. What the hell are you on Mark? If its Steroid then we will be in serious trouble when you come off them :uhoh:/:mrgreen:
...Radioactive? Correct me if Im wrong, but anybody who thinks that comes near the top five greatest machines ever...Im not saying theyre mad, but they are certainly a few fries short of a Happy Meal...
For what its worth, he said vapour fight rather than just vapour. But that makes it even more confusing. Nice start anyway, Chris! :)
PART 2
Welcome back to Battlebots. If you just joined us, you missed an epic, yet destructive encounter against Radioactive and Against. But now, were moving up a weight class, with Middleweights Bonz and Purer. Lets see what THESE robots have for us...
Bonz is basically a tiny cylinder shaped robot, capable of reaching speeds of 15mph, with four tiny titanium maces on the side. It was created by Andre Ydolly.
Purer is a more conventional looking machine, an invertable box and the main weapon, which is a low pressure flipper. Hes faster at 18mph, and was created by Daniel, from Team Britespark.
Now, looking at it, itd appear Purer has this match wrapped up. Youd think that the tiny Bonz would be no threat whatsoever. Well, well see. Lets go down to the box.
Introducing first, in the red square to my left...hes insane, but deadly. Hes got guts, and he wants some of yours. Here is...BONZ!!
And his oppodent, in the blue square to my right...hes been described as the perfect robot, and nows his chance to put up or shut up. Hes better than pure at heart, hes...PURER!!
THE BOX IS LOCKED, THE LIGHTS ARE ON, ITS ROBOT FIGHTING TIME!!
The beefier middleweights charge straight out to the centre of the battlebox. Purer, being the faster, bycrosses the centre first, gets underneath Bonz...Oh! And hes managed to turn him onto his side without even flipping him! He got underneath Bonz at the right angle, and just drove him onwards. And now Bonz is in massive trouble. Basically, hes too tall to be able to fall back over. He can roll, but only as far as his maces allow him. And Purer...wheres Purer going? Oh, hes gone back to his square. He feels hes done enough...heck, we ALL know hes done enough. Hes incapacitated Bonz, he just needs to wait for the countdown. Oh, and there it goes...And....
*BUZZ!!*
No contest in the end. And it was all over in a matter of seconds.
THE WINNER, BY KNOCKOUT, IN THE BLUE SQUARE, PURER!!
And maybe next time, Andre wont enter such a tall robot.
NEXT TIME: Its Heavyweight time, when Back To Rock 3 tussles with Sir Spinalot.
ffffff>Lets see...I wonder when Andre will complain...maybe in the next few minutes maybe? :proud:
Good fight anyway :proud:}
Yes, this is my way of dealing with less-than-accurate robots.
Good strategy, I must confess.
PREDICTION:
Back To Rock to get in past the spinner, unless Andre gets a lucky hit in, and tip Spinalot on its side to win.