The Returners Tournament

To avoid any difficulties with re-arranging the draw Ill stick with the line-up I entered innitially, just for clarification that will be...

SOR Hex
GeForce 4.0
ForcePower 5.0
Psyclonised
YACATR
Wedgas Revenge
GigaByte Evilution
Aneurysm

And whats with all the YACATR hating? :lame:

Ive been put in with two robot that cant kill spinners!

Are you claiming YACATR doesnt have the abilities to destroy your robot? If so youre strongly mistaken.

MeCannibal has 5 inches of Titanium shock-absorbing foam to aborb attacks from myself and other weapons.

Where is this foam? If external, its getting torn straight off. If internal, its not going to stop me ripping your armour apart.

MeCannibal can produce 205kj per hit. And as Ive stated it cant self-destruct, so beware.

Cant self destruct and 205kJ spinners do not pair up nicely!! If you do in fact produce that much power per hit, Im willing to sacrifice one of my skirts and drive it into you so you can knock yourself out.

Yeah, MeCannibal will destroy itself upon impact. I am quite sure of that. Doesnt matter what arena its in; once it hits something, thats it. Plus its still overweight. :P

2.5 times the kj of Tengu? Even I can tell thats not going to work out well.

Actually, its been accurately calculated using Team Cosmos kinetic energy as 373kJ, not 205kJ. :proud:

Yeah, MeCannibal will explode. :proud:

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Actually, MeCannibals kJ has been accurately calculated using Team Cosmos kinetic energy calculator, and its 373kJ, not 205kJ.

Damn typos. :P

MeCANNIBAL

€ WEIGHT: 110kg (Shuffler)

€ ARMOUR: 5MM Hardox

€ SHAPE: Invertible low cylinder

€ MOTORS: 2 x Eteks at 46V = 30HP

€ LOCOMOTION: 2 Shuffling pads

€ DIMENSIONS: (L) 80CM (W) 80CM (H) 15CM

€ COLOUR: Black with scary human face with over sized teeth coloured red.

€ WEAPONRY: Ring spinner, made of 15MM Harox, weighing 38KG, spinning at 3500RPM and producing 205KJ per blow. It has 6 bluntened teeth made of Hardox. The teeth are set in a triangular set-up. It also has 5 Inches worth of Titanium shock-proof Foam to stop it self-destructing.

€ SPEED: 22MPH

€ GROUND CLEARANCE: 0MM-8MM. It has a full-bodied skirt running completely along the ground that raises when the shell is spinning, but drops when the shell isn€™t spinning.

€ STRENGTH: Scary name and weapon

€ WEAKNESS: Hard to control

Here are the stats for MeCannibal - make your OWN views on it.

Is this five inches of foam around the sides, top and bottom or all over?

Its inside the body and around the sides of it to protect the electrics.

Yeah, I know how efficient that will be.

And I should point out that I dont hate YACATR. I just dont wish to face it later on in the heat. IN C&B2, Orka MK.4 was taken out in Round One despite being 3rd seed becuase neither of the other robots wanted to be drawn against it later on in the heat.

Thats my reason for wishing to take out YACATR. I dont hate - I think its a very good and unique design, but Id rather be drawn against Mighty Mouse later on than YACATR.