like that Timothy chap who was lynched from the forum some eight months ago? :proud:
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like that Timothy chap who was lynched from the forum some eight months ago? :proud:
look jonno just fix it for me to get an xbox 360 for christmas :)
Not an Nintendo Wii ???
Mr Stu
no not one of them. the only wii i want is in a lift somewhere in newport :)
BING
Mr Stu
:rofl:
where does kylie minogue get her kebabs from?
jasons donnervan lol :)
and thats my lot for the christmas cracker jokes for this year
oh go on then one more..............whats black and white and eats like a horse....
a zebra...lol.....lol.....:) :)
no.....really.....you dont have to.....oh thanks.
Dont worry we didnt :p
Talking of zebras...
These two zebras are standing around on the Serengeti in Africa discussing one of the major problems that have troubled their species since time immamorial... Are we white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
so one zebra says to the other look, the only way weer going to get to the bottem of this one is to ask the almighty. So the first zebra lifts his head skyward and says Please lord can you answer this problem... Are we white with black stripes or are we black with white stripes? ....After a couple of moments a loud booming voice comes down from on high and says YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE ...There you go says one zebra Conclusive proof that we are white with black stripes ...how did you work that out asks the other zebra... very simple says the first zebra... If we had been black with white stripes he would have said... YA IS WHAT YA IS!!!
Dont blame me ....Dr Rex Garrod told me that one last weekend!! :)
Yeah i got that one as well. LOL! Also..
he said My dad was a boxer, my mum was a b*tch, so they called me Rex.
Mr Stu
Ah why not...
Theres three men at a christmas chess conference and they are discussing recent victories in the hotel lobby when the manager came out and asked them to leave, when asked why he responded because i cant stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Oooh dear - they get worse every year :)
The jokes from our Christmas Crackers this year were so bad I cant remember any of them - but rest assured that when I do, I shall post them here to make everyone suffer mwuhahahaha
Not if the profanity checker has anything to say about it :proud:
Unless theyve got no profanity in them
my missus went mad yeaterday when i took the kitchen clock off the wall and replaced it with a sheet of kp peanuts so i can just nip in there and eat 1 small bag at a time instead eating loads. just for christmas that is. i said she could have a sheet of bacon fries or scampi fries but there was no reply. i might have to take them to the local where they belong. :)
How about get a pump installed on the counter and bring the local to yours!
You can even buy bar butlers now we sell one at work... holds four large bottles of spirits
if i put a bar in my kitchen i would only get thrown out. :)
here is a funny one for you to read.......
last christmas my girlfriend (steph) and i moved into a nice new bungalow. when we moved in the nice people we bought it from had left us some knitted clowns, bout 2ft tall and looked horrible and steph hates clowns with a passion. i said just bin them and be done but steph decided to take them to the local charity shop as a good gesture. this was in october 2005. so time passed by and christmas morining came and we had a nice visit from stephs grandma with a big bag of clowns she had seen in the local charity shop and decided to get them us for christmas. bless stephs grandma (who has passed away now). :)
Merry Christmas Shane.
Mr Stu
And a Happy New Year :)
hey thanks guys. a merry christmas and happy new year to you both too. :) i do have friends :)
while i am at it i may aswell wish everybody a happy christmas and new year and i do hope that 2007 will be a good year for us roboteers. plenty of beer and cheer :) heres to us :) :) :) :) :)
Merry Christmas shane...... have a wheeeeeeelie good one :):)
John
merry xmas and a happy new year shane all the best to you and yours ..... the tillys (lales)
:):):):)
Zalig Kerstfeest Shane ! (And try to pronounce that... teehee...)
Vrolijke Kerstmis en een gelukkig nieuw jaar Elisabeth :)
Not bad Shane...Not bad at all!
(Message edited by scorpion on December 20, 2006)
Well done translater :) moihahaha :proud:
Nice one! hehehe.
What you hoping to get for Christmas then everybody, mainly shane. lol.. lets ask Shane first. LOL....
Mr Stu
yes indeed bex, he is congratulating me on using my brains not what it said :)
i would like for christmas an xbox360, a docking station for my ipod, scrabble board game, socks and pants, and some wheels for my robot. :)
Shane clearly wants een Nederlands-Engles-Nederlands woordenboek!!...Or is that for Bex!!:wink:
Nope i have one here :) and my walking human nederlands - engles - nederlands woordenboek will be here as well in a few days :)
(Message edited by bex on December 20, 2006)
just to get my english right is hard work.
Given that it appears those of us with an understanding are all on this thread, shall we continue the rest of the discussions in Dutch? :) (If only to confuse Mr Stu!!)