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Tactics - Ming Higurashi vs. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
I see that he intends to use magic on me... though he cannot fight what he cannot see, right? So I intend to use Mings speed a an advantage in this round and run circles around those idiot bots. Once those things are gone, still using her speed, I intend to take out his magical help and then him.
Lets see the great Dr. Robotnik deal with that. lol.
Diotoirs tactics will be to distract Pee Wee with the polka dot and then use all of Diotoirs 25000 tonnes in weight (variable due to various paradoxes) to flatten Pee Wees feet.
Then Im planning on using Diotoirs auto-combust ability to set him on fire.
Round 6
Diotoir vs. Pee-wee Herman
House fighters are Tira and Hamlet.
The Irish bot canters forward with an air of hardly noticing what hes doing. This of course makes him an immediate target for a cigarette lighter that Pee-wee takes out of his pocket and throws at the spotted bot: unfortunately since its not lighted it merely bounces off Diotoir...who erupts into flames. Weird. Pee-wee takes out a bucket of water and pours it on Diotoir, but this makes the flames even bigger. Weirder. Diotoir charges at Pee-wee and tackles him, setting his pants on fire. As Pee-wee drops to the floor to put the fire out Diotoir comes at him again but suddenly due to infinite plot twists gains about 25,000t in weight, thus quelling the fire but rendering him unable to move, yet still the bucket swings up and down happily, so hes not out. Extremely weird. Pee-wee calls in Ernest and Vern for some reason and they start beating Diotoir with rubber wrenches, causing him to erupt in flames again due to rubber burn, and the flames spreading seize hold of Ernest and Vern and burn them to ashes. Pee-wee grabs his empty bucket of water and throws it at Diotoir but again it makes the flames bigger. Hamlet comes forward suddenly and points out to Diotoir that due to all the plot twists used he is disqualified. Tira walks over to Hamlet and begins to argue with him saying that such a rule is ridiculous, and if that rule were real then Pee-wee such be disqualified for having used such abysmal means to try and counter the plot twists. They argue for over three hours while Diotoir and Pee-wee play poker which erupts into more plot twists. Finally the house fighters stop arguing. Tira nods at Hamlet, and then decapitates Pee-wee. Hamlet is stunned and asks her why she did that. Tira tells him that if the battle were allowed to go on, then there would have been more plot twists encountered and possibly even more plotholes which would result in the end of the universe as we know it. Knowing Tira is a little unlearned in her theories Kody decides to spare her and awards Diotoir the match. Frank spontaneously combusts in the audience while Diotoir chews some gum. Weird.
Diotoir advances to the semi-finals!
Ming Higurashi vs. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
House fighters are Taki and Cortez.
The combatants meet in the centre of the arena but its Ming who strikes first, slicing Robotniks head off. Then she realizes its a Robotnik clone, and the real Robotnik is busy calling his friend Ixis Naugus in; however Ixis declines, because Robotnik hadnt returned his bath-towel that he took from him 10 years ago. Robotnik knew he should have made a better deal. Ming comes in for another attack but is suddenly swarmed by millions upon millions of SWATbots. Robotnik throws his head back and laughs maniacally. Indeed he is a good laugher, having won the Evil Laugh Award for the past 14 years. Hearing the laugh the SWATbots start to laugh too; the noise nearly blows Mings ears off as she screams and holds her hands over her ears, trying to block out the roar of mirth. Taki does the same but Cortez is unable to withstand this horrible tremor and is torn apart. Robotnik then commands his SWATbots to destroy Ming but finds them all broken and scattered due to their own laughter self-destructing them. Ming gets to her feet, and realizing this is indeed a deadly foe lunges at him with her full fury. Robotnik however calls upon Iluvatar. What is this?! Iluvatar, or Eru the One, descends upon Ming. It seems that Robotnik managed to convince Iluvatar that Manwe had mistaken his intentions completely, and made a pact with him, and Iluvatar agreed to respond to his calls when in dire need. Therefore when Iluvatar sees Ming, without warning he calls down the elements of the earth to crush her, but Ming goes to Iluvatar and holds her hand outward in token of parley. Iluvatar halts his onslaught, puzzled, and bends down to reason with her. Ming tells him that she is from a different universe and that the rules of Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Valaquenta, and the Silmarillion or any other work by John Reuel Ronald Tolkien dont apply to her. Iluvatar reaches the conclusion that she is enitrely truthful and turns upon Robotnik in wrath. Thou hast not spoken of this before! he booms hotly, and before Robotnik can protest he throws down a mighty bolt of lightning which obliterates Robotnik in a gigantic explosion. Taki is stunned, but Ming offers to buy her a martini and she accepts gratefully. Iluvatar returns to the Void to keep watch on Morgoth, who is now twiddling his thumbs idly. Sauron rolls his eyes.
Ming Higurashi advances to the semi-finals!
WOOHOO !! I WON !! I WON !! I WON !! -DOES HAPPY DANCE- C YA DR. IVO ROBOTNIK !! ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS !!
I wish all who come with me to the semis good luck.
Well, somebody seems to be taking this very seriously. :proud: Anyway I will get both fights out of the way, preparing for...THE SEMIS!!!
XS3 vs. A stingray
House fighters are Big Mac and The Sickness.
XS3 glares at the stingray in its tank. Perhaps hes a little surprised at the stingray advancing this far, but thats as far as hes about to get, or so XS3 thinks. XS3 lands a solid punch on the frame of the tank and retracts it, amazed that it dident even scratch. The stingray was very lucky that he had connections with Prof. Vengeance whose minions installed shatterproof glass to his already impregnable domain. XS3 glares still more darkly at the stingray and blasts an energy beam at the tank, but the blast is reflected back at XS3 and the wrestler is forced to block it. XS3 comes to the relaization that he must enter the tank to fight the stingray in its domain. He calls upon Hitman of the Gods to deal with the stingray. Hitman gives XS3 a nod and enters the tank, taking the form of a tiger shark from the moprhing ability XS3 gave him who got it from Peter Griffin. But the stingray is not alone either. Suddenly thousands of manta rays, electric eels, and crocodiles with forms of the name Jim enter the tank as well and swarm the tiger shark. XS3 shudders, glad that he didnt enter the tank himself, as Hitman is torn apart by the sea horde. But XS3 isnt giving up yet. He finds a plot twist and suddenly a giant algae-eater who was sleeping near the stingrays lair wakes up, heads towards XS3 and collides with the side of the tank, bursting it open. XS3 jumps up and prepares to blast the stingray into oblivion when he finds that the stingray isnt there. To his horror, he realizes that the stingray used a plot twist too, and has become Mr. Besser from the kids show The Kids In Room 402. XS3 immediately charges at him but Besser smacks the wrestler in the face with a ruler. This just makes XS3 madder and he grabs Besser around the throat. Wasting no time he launches a Rage of the Storm attack at the quivering teacher and there is a massive explosion. When the smoke clears, Besser is gone. XS3 turns and smirks to the crowd, and makes the peace sign with both hands, oblivious to the fact that the stingray used another plot twist to turn itself back into the stingray, and XS3 is taken out with a stinging lash to the back of the head.
A stingray advances to the semi-finals!
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And now, the moment youve all been waiting for. :proud:
Lord DoomForAll vs. Professor Vengeance
All house fighters take part in this.
The two mighty behemoths glare at each other, and the mere malice of their gazes is enough to shatter galaxies to infinite sub-particles of matter. Prof. Vengeance grips his cane so tightly the heat friction envelopes the very air around him: he knows what happened last time they met, and so Lord DoomForAll matters not what Prof. Vengeance can do.
All of a sudden...
I say, old bean, you have gotten the better of me for quite some time, says the Prof. I do declare we should find a different means of deciding the winner of this contest. I tire of physical matters.
Lord DoomForAll looks upon him, and replies, Vengeance, I doubt not that you are correct. Fighting endlessly only bores my intelligent mind. Let us settle this over a peaceful contest.
Best two out of three? says Vengeance.
Indeed, answers DoomForAll.
The crowd starts to boo, and then pause, stricken with fear as the two mighty overlords stare down upon them.
First contest: RANDOMNESS.
The crowd sarts to cheer again. This is what the ATTTWI is supposed to be about. The one who makes the most random occurance happen, wins. Lord DoomForAll steps forward, and conjures up a flute made of peanut brittle. He yodels into it, and suddenly Ashlee Simpson appears and starts to part air, resulting in the complete collapse of the Persian Empire, for some reason. This also results in Orions belts middle star supernovaing, and the Eagle Nebula becomes the Cockatoo Nebula, with neon gas arranged in a way that spells: Eat At Joes. Lord DoomForAll bows, and the audience cheers and awaits Prof. Vengeances attempt. Prof. Vengeance holds his cane outright, starts to spin it, and says I AM THE GREATEST TOFU IN THE UNIVERSE! This results in the real greatest tofu in the universe attacking Vengeance, causing tofu sales to plummet, and the downfall of the worlds economy, resulting in the Earth exploding. This throws the entire solar system out of order, and the planets are absorbed into the Sun, who turns into a giant mug of ginger beer which Frank claims as his home planet. Prof. Vengeance fights off the tofu that attacked him and bows. The audience cheers for him too, and now the results that displayed...
Prof. Vengeances score = Pi
Lord DoomForAlls score = OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!
Lord DoomForAll has won the first battle, but now comes the second contest: FASHION.
Prof. Vengeance smiles, but the Lord frowns. Smart dressing is not his forte. The contest starts. We hire God to be our judge.
God: Well Prof. Vengeances outfit strikes me as a little cliche, but none too overrated at all. The hat, though unorthodox, gives an impression of dominance. I love the cane, its eye-candy to the mind. The cape gives that rush, that thrill of the hunt. He was wise to use emerald as a theme, and it has done well for him. Nice showing.
Lord DoomForAlls outfit does not seem overly spectacular to me. It is rather secluded, wishing for silence, and peace. It may have been meant to be dark, or gothic, but that does not earn points here. The rift staff is an awesome touch, wicked and marvelously crfated, but not enough to make up for his lonely demeanour.
Now, the points.
Prof. Vengeance = 1408
Lord DoomForAll = 666
Prof. Vengeance is indeed delighted about this triumph, but Lord DoomForAll knows it is only a matter of time.
Third contest: CHESS.
Both players take their positions at opposite ends of the board. The pieces are set, and away they go!
259 hours later...
Lord DoomForAll is in control, with 6 pawns, 2 castles and bishops, a knight, a queen, and his king to Vengeances 3 pawns, 1 castle, knight, bishop, queen, and king. He moves his queen five spaces towards Vengeance. All of a sudden, an amazed expression appears on Prof. Vengeances face, before splitting into a wide smile. With a shaking hand he snares his castle, moves it 4 spaces to the right and says the magic word.
Checkmate.
The audience is lost for words, but not as much as the being sitting before Prof. Vengeance. As Prof. Vengeance leaps and declares in a booming voice VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a ball of white light forms at the end of DoomForAlls rift staff, and with hate coursing through his veins he thrusts it through Vengeances head, but too late; Vengeance had been expecting this, and he teleports to his lair just in time, to await the victim of the next fight.
Professor Vengeance advances to the semi-finals!
SEMI-FINALS
Professor Vengeance vs. Ming Higurashi
Diotoir vs. A stingray
You were robbed, Alex. You really were. I dont even know how to play chess. :lame:
A.T.T.T.W.I.
SEMI-FINALS
1) Ming Higurashi VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
Ive already lost Doc Botnik and a whole army of Cybermen to this lil lady, but the buck stops here. Inuyasha Mary-Sues are no match for cartoon Scottish supercrooks with delusions of grandeur! :proud:
The plan here is to attack her very core - her anime heritage - and I know just what weapons to use. A barrage of Beyblades will be sent out to distract her, while I activate an IMAX screen of the Sonic X English dub at full blast (Im desensitized to the horror of it all, so I should be alright). The screening will prove so agonizing for her, Ill have plenty of time to banish her back to the FanFiction.Net dimension.
And if that doesnt work, Ill just call on some snarky Inuyasha fans to sort her out. :wink:
2) Diotoir VS A stingray
I honestly have no idea. Erm...the stingray to rip up the famous fur.
Diotoirs composed of the fur of inferior mamals and the components of inferior machines, how can he possibly beat my Fish?!
My Stingray stings harder and swims faster than any robot. His weapon could easilly penetrate the infamous 10 mm of Hardox, let alone Diotoirs fur. Stingray can summon the oceans to drown Diotoirs motor and look at the rusty leftovers. And Stingray can run inverted, very handy for battling a flipper like Diotoir. ;)
Oh yeah?
Diotoir will eat your children.
my stingray is asexual!
Diotoir is gonna take that sting and use it as a toothpick, sucka!
my stings too poisonous for you to pick your teeth with!
I will rip your scoop off and use it to scratch my back!
I could sit back and watch you guys fight with tactics. :proud:
Pah! Diotoir drinks poison for breakfast!
Tryin to rip off the scoop, eh? Nice try. Diotoirs scoop was forged by Prometheus from a chunk of the planets core. All who make contact with that scoop are gravitationally fused to it in an eternal limbo of pain.
And another thing... Diotoirs fur was originally jet black like a stealth bomber. Every time it kills, it is the blood of enemies which provides the red.
ha! the only reason Stingray isnt covered in blood is because the seas he lives in wash it clean off, ever wondered where the Red Sea got its name from?
May I also notice that Stingray is the only competitor left with an actual Wiki article!? I shall win!
Diotoir does have a wiki, but it only appears for one minute at midnight every leap year under the full moon.
Those who see it are sentenced to a slow death from bleeding eyeballs before spontaneously combusting. Those who survive are the insane!
To even gaze upon that ghastly smile is madness. To look into those horrible, bloodshot eyes is living death.
Diotoirs polka dot is a prickly sea of grasping claws waiting in fiery pits, and tombstones without names...
The Stingray will become one of the lost souls trapped within, powering Diotoirs demonic propulsion system for all eternity!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
O RLY?
LETS SETTLE THIS NOW - IN THE RING!!!!
BRING IT ON!!!
(youre a worthy opponent good and true Richard :proud:)
Im not even close to sure what to do for the round versus Vengence.... IM AT A COMPLETE LOSS. Though I must say that I dont think the anime stuff is going to work. First, she can use her speed and skills to dodge the beyblades and she does not even know what Sonic X is so thats not going to work either. Nice try though.
Maybe Ming can do her worst Scottish accent impression and make it so bad that his head explodes. Either that or she can try and flirt her way through it then once Vengence has his guards down, she uses hos own cane to send him into a Chaos Dimension... that could work too.
All tactics in...ITS TIME. :proud:
Thus the final battle between Melissa and Steve commences. :proud:
SEMI-FINALS
MING HIGURASHI vs. PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
House fighters are Ancalagon the Black and Exa-Gore-Ic.
Two demonic warriors, each with their own strengths and hardly any weaknesses. Mings long hair ripples in the breeze as does the Professors cape. Her katanas gleam coldly in the glare of a billion stars, and his uber-cane blazes with the power of a thousand chaos emeralds. Ancalagon seems bored with the proceedings, however, and not caring that he is in the way of two of the four most powerful beings to make it thus far the massive dragon drops a platoon of hermit crab androids. Neither of the competitors react. Ancalagon sulks and goes back to his place opposite Exa-Gore-Ic.
Suddenly Ming dashes forward faster than light itself, however this means that she essentially becomes a particle of light herself and bounces off of Vengeances face, reverting back to her form right back where she started. Vengeance now makes his first move, and tears open a rip in the very air itself with his cane, out of which come millions of Beyblades, but these dont effect Ming as she was based off another Anime show and incincerate when they hit her body, making Vengeances frown more pronounced. He calls upon the Wootinator...what?! What is the meaning of this?! Ming is slightly phased by the sudden appearance of the coffee-crazed overlord and steps back a pace. The Wootinator drains down a cup of Coloumbian blend and rushes towards Ming in a frenzy, however he lurches back in horror when he realizes that the coffee was decaffinated. Then it comes to him; he forgot to pay Lord DoomForAlls fee for the transfer of new coffee mugs to drink out of, so it must have been the Lord himself who had taken the caffeine out. The Wootinator keels backwards and disappears, desperate to get back to his planet of Nescafe, leaving Vengeance alone again with Ming. Ming smirks, and now its her turn to attack, as she rushes at Vengeance again with both katanas raised, but careful not to go past the speed of light this time, and Vengeance can only manage to block Mings stroke, but is slammed back all the same. Ming comes at him again determined not to allow him to recover but Vengeance as we all know is a clever fellow, and has he schemes. Before Ming can attack Vengeance enfolds himself in his cape and disappears like the Wootinator, and reappears behind the priestess. He smashes her across the head with his cane, sending her crashing to the ground in a heap, but she gets right back up, too late. Vengeance has now put another plan into action, and is viewing what appears to be an anime movie. Ming takes one look at it and screams in horror: its the incredibly horrible Sonic X dub in which Robotnik tries to marry someone named Sarah (sadly I dont know much about it myself). The distraction is just what Vengeance needs, and it proves deadly for Ming as Vengeance whirls about the ubercane and slams it into the ground. A huge burst of light bursts up right from under Ming and she suddenly is surrounded by the most horrible moments of her life, which unfortunately I cannot reveal to you viewers, though I will fast-forward to the scene where Ming is lying on the ground and Vengeance is cackling madly at her. He calls in his innumerable amounts of SWATbots, Daleks, Cybermen, his friends The Riddler, Robotnik who was destroyed a round ago (?!), and for some reason Big the Cat. Ming struggles to her feet but it is not going to end here. She recalls her thoughts and comes to the conclusion that since she survived the worst moments of her life then she must survive this or it will have all been for nothing. As Vengeances allies pile themselves upon her, she does not react at all. The Cybermen fire their lasers, as do the Daleks and some of the SWATbots, while others jump on top of her. It seems that Vengeance has won. ...but wait! Something is happening to the characters who have piled themselves upon the fallen demon. And, quite as suddenly, something is happening to the SWATbots, Daleks, and Cybermen. They seem to be being pulled towards Ming, and begin to be piled on top of her in a vast heap. Before long the pile has reached an unimagineable height while Vengeance just stands there, dumbfounded. Then he shakes it off and flies forth as the pile, and without warning recoils in surprise and great horror. The pile has taken shape of a giant beast with humungous claws and long fangs, of which everything is made out of machinery. Something suddenly wades to the surface of the beast and attaches herself to the chest. It is Ming, eyes a deep red, an evil leer across her face. Vengeances horror is complete when he finds out that The Riddler, Big the Cat, and Robotnik are having their powers drained by Ming. The truth hits him like a thunderbolt: Ming used a magnetic fusion spell to bind herself with all of Vengeances allies and servants that entered the arena. Even Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic are terrified and then bolt in fear. Vengeance must defeat this monstrosity not just for the good of mankind, but for revenge on Ming for making him hurt his beloved characters. With a swing of his cape a beam of emerald light smashes into the robot and destroys part of it, but at that Vengeance yells in pain; his heart just suffered a great blow. The giant abomination goes to step on Vengeance but the Professor has slightly recovered from that earlier attack and flies up to where Ming is. He attempts to pry her from her host but this proves impossible and the robot body slams Vengeance into the ground, who gets up immediately and fires a beam at it, blowing its head off. Vengeance again yells in pain, and staggers to his feet. As the robot lurches forward, Ming looking strained at this point, Vengeance once again pulls out a phial of blue liquid from before and drains it. Instantly, is powers have been heightened yet his pain not dispersed. Vengeance charges another blast, this one teeming with ridiculously-powerful amounts of energy into his ubercane as Mings robot reaches down to grab him and snap his neck. Just as the fingers comprised of immobilized Daleks reach him, the cane fires.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Both Ming and Vengeance scream in unendurable pain as the robot explodes in a colossal explosion, Ming taking the worst of it by far, her body scorched by flames unbearable, but Vengeance is also ravaged, at least internally, clutching at his chest. The pain of having to destroy Robotnik, The Riddler, and near infinite numbers of Daleks, Cybermen, and SWATbots has taken its toll on his soul. Ming gets to her knees but Vengeance is already up, and even though looking less than impressive now is certainly the hardier of the two right now. Ming is still determined and finally gets to her feet but Vengeance is already upon her. A blinding kick to the face sends her back to the floor and Vengeance charges up the cane for one final blast to permanently erase Ming from the universe forever. However he unwittingly looks straight into Mings eyes, which have lost their demonic touch and look to be innocent and confused. He even sees somebody looking back out of them...it is him. With a cry Vengeance tries to stop the cane from firing but it is too late, as another beam of emerald emanates from the cane and hits Mings left eye directly. Since Vengeance saw himself in Mings eyes he took them for mirrors, and now two small mirrors have fixed themselves onto Mings face as she screams in mortal agony finding her eyes gone, but it is Vengeance who is doomed as he is hit with his own blow rebounding off of the mirror and is blasted into the next several dimensions in many pieces, scattered like .xml files all over the Internet, yet in time he will reform and take...VENGEANCE. Mings eyes reappear in her head as Prof. Vengeance is gone, and the mirrors fade into nothingness. She breathes deeply: her most difficult battle yet is over.
Winner: MING HIGURASHI
(now before anybody starts bashing me for having Melissa win, I would like to say to that my plan was choosing who would win, over a single post. If Melissa didnt post tactics by Saturday, or posted saying I give up and nothing more than that, then I would automatically have had Steve win the match, but if Melissa posted (with half-decent or better tactics) before then, then she would win. And she did. But I have NOT planned ANY of the fights I have done so far, (except this one, but only partly :proud:), and Im not planning on having Melissa, Richard, or Martijn win the tournament. I dont plan ahead for this at all. :proud: The results just...happen while I write fights. :proud:
Well, Melissa, see what happens when you dont give up? BUT BEWARE! VENGEANCE SHALL COME UPON YOU YET! :proud:)
Next battle: DIOTOIR vs. A STINGRAY
lolz u n00bs melissa pwnd u and took ur coinz roflmfao
All seriousness though, good fight. _
Defeated by a Mary-Sue! Oh, the humiliation! This must be how the England football team feels!
...OK, its not that bad. :wink:
Ill say bravo and junk to Ming the Merciless now before Vengeance returns from target practice. As for what went wrong, I put my loss down to technical error. Kody made me show the English dub for the Sonic OAV instead of Sonic X. If Ming had seen the right show, I think the result couldve changed quite significantly. :lame:
Diotoir, Stingray, you have my support!
Just wanted to say the tournies been great, and I hope either Kody or Alex make another one. Ive got a freaking awesome line up prepared:proud:
-bows- Thank you, thank you all... I ROCKED VENGENCE AND I WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS!!! -laughs evily- Ne ways, good luck to the other semi-finalists and i will be honoured to face either of you in the finals.
-does happy dance in the backround-
congratulations Melissa on rocking Vengeance like you did, you will be a worthy opponent for me to meet in the finals, where you shall go down at the hands... erm tail, of my stingray
ty for the support Steve, good luck beating Richard in the 3rd place play-off! MUHAHAHAHAHA
DIOTOIR vs. A STINGRAY
House fighters are Taki and Tira.
The stingray floats ominously in its protective tank, looking down upon the spotted Irish terror, whose eyes are full of malice so great that the entire audience has left. Great. Anyway Diotoir charges the tank.
CRASH!!!
The side of the tank is riven open expelling the water and the stingray from its depths. Diotoir drives down upon the stingray and...wh-whats this?! The stingray is flying! Evidently he graduated from Water Wings College from under the Mediterranian Sea and has taken flight. Diotoir takes out his flamethrower (?!) and tries to burn him down but fire doesnt affect water-types, so the stingray is, well, unaffected. But wait! Diotoir forgot to set the flamethrower to its opposite mode: Ice. All of a sudden the flamethrower becomes an ice-thrower and the stingray is frozen solid in mid-air, coming down to crash into the middle of the stage. Diotoir comes forward and
+2>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Suddenly the entire arena is engulfed in an emerald light. What is going on? Could it be the work of Professor Vengeance? No its not, its the work of our unbeloved house fighter Tira, who has snatched a Chaos Emerald from Dr. Robotnik, who had been just recently restored by the ATTTWI crew. The energy let off from that colossal blast has mangled both house fighters severely, but the competitors dont mind: in fact, they seem to be enjoy the energy due to the fact that its turned them into giant monsters. The audience screams and runs away. I thought that just happened. Diotoir now resembles Starscream from the Transformers series and the stingray is now Godzilla; however both the competitors are the same size. Tira cackles insanely at the madness she has just caused, whilst Taki glares at her, but attention of the house fighters is drawn away as Diotoir makes the first move, punching Godzilla in the stomach. The stage changes to Tokyo, Japan, as Godzilla is blasted through a building. Diotoir flies at him and grabbing his head actually lifts him into the air and performs a piledriver rending Godzillas right arm broken. Godzilla roars in pain and the sound of his cry takes the roofs off some houses 50 miles away, not to mention killing the people around him with his curry breath. Tira and Taki look at each other. For the sake of their nationalities they decide to help Martijn and Godzilla (Stingray) Tira finds Martijn and they discuss how to find a plothole back in the Transformers series. Taki aids Godzilla in the fight but is easily squashed like a bug by Diotoirs massive foot. Tira and Martijn enter the field and tell Diotoir that Starscream can never be a popular icon because he never accomplished anything significant in the series. Diotoir objects by simply telling them that he isnt Starscream you fools! and that he just looks like him, resulting in Tira and Martijn getting swallowed up by their own plothole. Godzilla takes advantage of this distraction by ramming Diotoir in the face with his head, causing the Transformer to keel back through several buildings and crumple in pain. Just as Godzilla raises his claw to finish Diotoir, a massive spike erupts from Diotoirs midsection, short-circuiting the Transformer but also piercing through Godzillas stomach. Godzilla suddenly reverts back into the stingray but Diotoir falls on him before he is able to do anything else, crushing him, and also reverting back to his original self. It seemed that the Chaos Emerald only was temporary, but thats all Diotoir needed as the stingray is as flat as a pancake, and not to mention deceased.
Winner: DIOTOIR
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+1>ATTTWI Final
Ming Higurashi vs. Diotoir
3rd-Place Playoff
Professor Vengeance vs. A stingray
(Message edited by kodster on November 28, 2007)
A.T.T.T.W.I.
PLAY-OFF
A stingray VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
Marti, play-offs were made for putting on a show. I propose we form an alliance and take out the House Fighters for the horrors theyve put us and everyone else through. You can use some of my gadgets and DNA modifiers if you so wish. :wink:
GRAND FINAL
Diotoir VS Ming Higurashi
Hmm, the king of the comedybots against the ninja-demon-princess thingy what done knocked me out.
Who do you think Im rooting for? :lame:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SO CLOSE!!!
But you make a valid point Steven, if theres one fight where one can throw a party rather than a bloody onslaught its the 3rd place play-off :proud:.
Well launch an assault on the House Fighters for everything they did to us, well hurt them so good that Kody should be looking for new Servants next time he organises a tournament like this. ACTUALLY, we should hurt them so good that Kodyll think twice before starting a tournament like this at all (though you better make another one Kody :wink:).
Give us your best shot House Fighters, well take you all if we must!!!
After that, I propose we leave the fictional dimension and take on Kody himself! MUTINY! HIJACK!
Evrywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
Cause summers here and the time is right for fighting
in the street boy
But what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
RockNRoll Band cause in sleepy London Town
Theres just no place for Street Fighting Man!
Hey! Think the time is right for a Palace Revolution
But where I live the game to play is Compromise Solution!
Well then what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
RockNRoll Band cause in sleepy London Town
Theres just no place for Street Fighting Man!!
Hey! Said my name is called Disturbance
Ill shout and scream, Ill kill the King Ill rail at all his servants
Well then what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
RockNRoll Band cause in sleepy London Town
Theres just no place for Street Fighting Man!!
(Message edited by MajinB on November 28, 2007)
See? I told you Id turn into Starscream and smash stuff.
Im sorry I doubted your sanity when you came up with that tactic, it was a strategical masterpiece!
Well yeah. Starscream rules.
Thought Id get this one up sooner or later. :proud:
3RD-PLACE PLAYOFF
PROFESSOR VENGEANCE vs. A STINGRAY
House fighter is The Watcher.
The Professor and the stingray have agreed to battle the house fighters instead of each other. So of course when all they see is The Watcher, looking dark and forlorn in the middle of the stage, they are albeit confused. The Professor breaks the silence by swishing the uber-cane in the air and firing an emerald beam at the statue-like figure in an attempt to stir something up.
The effect is as expected. Every single one of the house fighters clambors over the edge of the arena and comes at the two warriors. Just as they are about to get throttled, Prof. Vengeance says STOP! in a loud voice and they halt for some reason, waiting. Why should we not take you on one-by-one? says Vengeance. Or are you all afraid to be destroyed? With that final taunt the house fighters agree to the challenge. First up is Cortez, the massive pirate king turned into a giant enchanted skeleton. However he is simply dealt with when Prof. Vengeance throws the treasure off of the arena, forcing Cortez to plummet to his doom. The stingray floats around the tank in a victory dance as The Sickness, a giant cloud of infinite disease bacterien, comes in next. He is also dealt with however when Vengeance sets his cane to vacuum mode and sucks the substance up, and then expells it into a vat of alcohol...the stingrays tank, where it is destroyed. Asterix enters the arena next, and wonders who took all the magic potion. It had to be the Gaulish druid Getafix, Asterix groans to himself as a light of emerald energy smashes into his forehead and renders him unconscious. Obelix comes in next, but the Prof. has already modified the genetic material of a turkey and its now roast boar. Obelix bounds towards it but Vengeance throws it over the edge. Obelix turns on him in anger but Vengeance simply tricks him by saying Dont worry, theres a platform there where it landed on. And indeed dull IQ and hunger for roast boar sends Obelix over the edge and to his death. The Big Mac enters next...and is burninated by the Prof. cane, so he cant avenge the bacon sandwich that Vengeance planned to destroy.
Half the fighters are gone, and Hamlet enters the arena to applause. The Prof. sets the cane to sword-mode and engages in a duel with the Danish prince. Hamlet of course is easily overpowered and just when he is about to be skewered proudly claims Being a tragic hero that I am I cannot be slain in a situation such as this. Prof. Vengeance reminds him that this is the ATTTWI where anything can happen, ANYTHING, right before slashing his neck and acclaiming the head as his own. Now its Takis turn, and due to her heightened speed is all over the Prof., slashing with her daggers, before the stingray finally comes to the rescue and leaping onto of the tank slams the ninja in the back of the head with his tail. Taki jars and collapses on her face as Vengeance tosses the stingray back into the tank with a rather appraising look, and now its Tira who is entering the arena. Vengeance scowls, for he knew what happened in the fight with Jack the Ripper. Straight away he drains the phial of blue liquid from before, and immediately rushes towards her, however Tira came prepared this time around. A plot twist suddenly occurs and Tira now has the exact same ability increase as the Prof.. Unfortunately this proves too much for the psychopathic girl to handle and falling down she convulses violently on the ground before laying still as a stone. Vengeance laughs drily, and then immediately shuts up as the vast figure of Ancalagon the Black soars into view. As we all know these kind of dragons hate water and the stingray is somehow able to direct a blast of endless water at the dragons mouth, filling it. The natural gas vapours however devour the intense moisture and swell to a size so great that smoke is literally pouring out of Ancalagons jaws and as he lets forth a giant breath of fire, KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Ancalagon explodes in a gigantic fireball cloud, incinerating him completely, yet the water supply continues to run forth. Last to enter is the terror-inflicting organism known is Exa-Gore-Ic. It is even bigger than Ancalagon, who was twice the size of the country of the Netherlands, and now hovers above the two competitors looking cold and threatening, not even minding the slightly-weakening jet of liquid that is pouring out of the almost-empty tank, though Vengeance seems not to notice. Vengeance, abilities now heightened, charges through the planetary being in as swift a motion as a star speeding through a universe, though it depends on what universe it is, it is still pretty fast, much faster than the speed of light I can tell you. Exa-Gore-Ic seems to shudder, and for a split-second he actually seems to notice the Prof. Vengeance-shaped hole in the middle of him, and then implodes into nothingless. Vengeance lands back down beside the tank and turns to thank the stingray...only to find a corpse of the stingray splayed across the tank floor. Apparently the lack of oxygen took its toll.
Professor Vengeance takes 3rd place!!!
A stingray takes 4th place!
Next up: The final
Im going to get this out of the way, NOW, so that I can move to my RPG thread. Melissa has tactics in (through MSN), and Richard...doesnt, though this doesnt matter at all. :proud:
Thats right, its the final battle none of you would have guessed at the start of the tournament. :proud:
FINAL BATTLE
MING HIGURASHI vs. DIOTOIR
All house fighters particpate in this. You thought only two would be here?! Are you madder than me?! :proud:
Ming jumps forward immediately with her bottle of oil and matchsticks but as we all know Diotoir can use plot twists to suit his needs. Just as Ming is about to toss the oil at Diotoir, a said plot twist occurs, and the oil becomes water, which washes all over Diotoir and strangely causes his fur to grow. Then Diotoir charges at Ming, but this is no known Diotoir charge, thanks to some jet engine upgrades and superior handling applications being used to power Diotoir from a random point in the galaxy, which the Diotoir boys somehow nicked. Ming is tackled and falls to the floor, but gets up quickly and striking a match throws it at Diotoir. The result is satisfying in Mings eyes, as Diotoirs fur immediately ignites and the entire robot is on fire within a few seconds. Suddenly the flames go out, and Ming blinks in confusion. Diotoir however planned it perfectly thanks the fire-retardant enclosed fur, and tackles Ming again taunting her. Ming falls down again, but then she decides to play as low as Diotoir. She hauls out a laptop and begins to read a thread called The Wars Incarnate. What is going on? She smiles, turns off the laptop, and begins to chant something in some sort of East Asian-language. Within seconds she has taken the form of a death adder. Diotoir is bewildered, and Ming strikes with deadly precision and acceleration but Diotoir still has the jet upgrades and before Ming can even get halfway to the spot where Diotoir was he drives around and runs right over her. The adder rolls over, apparently dead, as Diotoir gloats, but then suddenly turns into...Thomas the Tank Engine?! Diotoir is surprised by this, but unfortunately for Ming Thomas isnt possessed by the Anti-Christs soul anymore and Diotoir easily smashes it with another charge. Due to another plot twist his fur sets on fire again and Thomas is aflame, and after a few minutes all thats left of Thomas is smouldering remains. Diotoir is sure hes won now and to rid himself of all cares starts to dance; due to his upgrades he spins around at a velocity so high all he can see is a blur, that is until a mechanical claw grips him forcing him to stop. He looks upon a maniacal face of Dr. Ivo Robotnik in his Egg-O-Matic.
Within seconds Diotoir realizes: Ming is using the previous finalists of Alex Holts Wars Incarnate to acquire forms for herself and defeat the Irish bot. Diotoir is actually impressed with this strategy but its not going to stop him from granting Ireland its greatest honour ever. Within seconds he has taken the form of a cat with adamantium claw-upgrades, but Nick comes by and explains to him that adamantium is just fictional piece of metal that doesnt exist. Diotoir mauls Nick and afterwards tells him that this is a fictional tournament, so adamantium can exist. The problem is that nobody knows what its made of and therefore it could be made of anything. Nick gets up and wonders why he was slashed across the face with cotton swabs and leaves the arena. Ming however is switching tactics, and has now taken a form of Firestorm V. Diotoir laughs, because in his new form that metal thing couldnt even touch him. However as we all know in the rules of Robot Wars, heavyweight robots can only fight heavyweight robots and this causes a plot twist in which the cat turns back into Diotoir, and without jet engine upgrades or handling boosters, because the rules state heavyweights robots must be under 100kg and those upgrades would certainly weigh him down considerably. This also means that Diotoirs paradoxes causing him to weigh 25,000kg are also negated, and he reverts to his Series 5 self. Firestorm charges and getting under Diotoir flips him immediately, returning to the form of Ming. Diotoir is in a pitiable state now but silently realizes he has unwittingly hatched a plan. Within seconds the agents of Mentorn Inc. enter the stadium and surround Ming as Diotoir self-rights, shouting all sorts of babble about breaking the rules of roboteering and stuff like that. Ming goes to kill all the agents but they are protected due to the fact that they, sadly, represent a very popular British television production company. The agents start to beat down on Ming but suddenly a group of people enter the arena whom the agents were long doomed to face: all the fans of Robot Wars. The fans string insults at the lawyers and call it unfair justice to remove a program so suddenly from the network because they didnt like it but the lawyers counter-attack with low popularity ratings. Unfortunately this is because they themselves ruined the show and the fans counter-counter-attack using that as a basis. The agents are quite silent as this dawns upon them, moments before they are sucked up by one of Frank Goachers plotholes.
Back to the real fight, Ming and Diotoir have brought their own allies to the party: Mings loyal fans and friends (on the Gaia network) and countless anime characters whom she herself is a fan of, and Diotoir of course brings in all the competitors of Robot Wars of Series 1-7, and of the Roaming Robots competition. Among them is the real Firestorm V. They engage in what is probably the most epic battle yet. However robots can only be controlled by real people, and as the anime characters come to that realization there are only a few of them left because the robots seem so much cooler and deadlier. Ming also realizes this and destroys all the radio controllers that are directing each of the robots, except the Diotoir boys dont seem to be there. Could it be that Diotoir is working on its own? But since Diotoir got stripped of its plot twist-induced abilities this cannot be the case, and Ming at that fateful moment decides to take out Juicy Fruit and chew on a piece. Wherever the Diotoir boys hid is unknown, but they seem to have come forth at last. Peter Redmond asks Ming if she still has some gum on hand. Ming pulls out her small package of Juicy Fruit pieces and gives them to each member of the team. The Diotoir guys share a laugh and prepare to return to their spot...just in time to see Ming lifting up Diotoir and putting it onto its back. Without the members controlling Diotoir it cant self-right, and through an explained plot twist Ming turns into Refbot and starts to count Diotoir out! Peter and the rest of the Diotoir race back towards one of their favourite cafes in Dublin but its too late!
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
+2>10!
As the number 10 flashes, Ming returns to her original form, smiling widely. Apparently her usage of plot twists has made her an extremely random competitor too. Diotoir lays on its back pathetically and is unable to acknowledge defeat as Ming kicks him off the stage. An announcer somewhere is about to say CEASE, but Kody strangles him before he does so.
Diotoir takes 2nd place!!!
But...
+1>Ming Higurashi wins the ATTTWI!!!!
Hooray. :proud:
So...
4th - Stingray
3rd - Professor Vengeance
2nd - Diotoir
1st - MING HIGURASHI
This brings an end to what has been a completely ridiculous tournament that was mind-numbing to write. I guess I will have to do another ATTTWI, eh? Thanks a lot. :lame:
Oh, and congratulations, Melissa. Its not quite a gold medal you had in mind, but its something, right? Better luck next time, Richard. I love Diotoir, but I couldnt resist a conclusion like that, it was...gold. :proud:
Thus ends the ATTTWI. Thank you for particpating. I hope I havent given you nightmares for the next 6 months, or made you think about my senility status. :proud:
To be continued...?
Its paradoxical that Diotoir lost, therefore Diotoir never existed, so it never lost, so it never didnt exist... so it lost...
*boom*
+2>Congratulations, Melissa Urbich
Hey look, I found a use for those lame triangles!:proud:
I admit defeat... but Diotoir is sulking.
Thank you all so much for your support congradulatory remarks. all I have to say is thakns for letting me in on this tounament to begin with and....
I SMOKED ALL YOU NOOBS!!! -evil laughter- YAY ME!!!
Jokes guys... pure jokes. I never thought it would turn out like this. I most of all want to thank Kody for ending the touny with that lovely plot twist in my favour -glomps Kody- THANK YOU!!