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The Oddestsey
You lot are making many assumtions
a) it has eyes
b) by limited intelligence i mean its basically an animal, just cos a bear cant do maths doesnt mean itll have any problems bitign your head off
c) Note the fact it is 80ft tall therefore can squish you with one hit
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The Oddestsey
Hmm
a) If it cant see anyway, should make it a little easier
b) You got me there
c) Erm, ouch, good point
Aaron, you and i have TK abilities, i suggest we use them. Id also suggest long range weapons. If anyone gets hit by any sort of debris, i can heal them straight away.
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The Oddestsey
Alex, i was joking about asking it a riddle...
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The Oddestsey
I will use my telepathic abilities from the Matrix Emerald to attack its mind and maybe we could get it to surrender without a large scale fight. It might not too intelligent, but brute force is a big problem. Chris and I can use our TK powers to move Tom/Steven/Frank out of the way if they get close to being pounded.
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The Oddestsey
The part begin to head down the valley throguh dence groves of prehistoric looking vegetation. Suddenly they hear a snap of twigs above them as the Doomforall gargoyle smashes throguh the canopy.
Well met fleshy ones my Lord has requested I aid you in your quest, my name is Rasputus tho I deem that unimportant. I should be an asset to you, Im am invulnerable to fire and cold and I can withstand a lot of attacks because Im made fo stone. Im also strogn and can fly, thoguh not acrobatically like my Lords girl
The party consider the statemetn for a second but then continue.
Rasputus has joined your party.
He is under the direct cotnroll of me but if you give him plans he will follow them as far as hes able, if he cant preform them he will go off on his own. He can die and may leave you at his own choice if he has reasons.
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The Oddestsey
I say we kill him painfully. :rofl:
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The Oddestsey
Hmm, limited intelligance would mean that the Grendel virtually attacking whatever is annoying or hurting him at the time, how fast can Rasputus fly and would he be able to avoid the Grendel if we quickly got the job done? In any case, Rasputus should only make one or two passes, he shouldnt push his luck.
Aaron, you think you can nudge him out the way if The Grendel gets too close to him? Im not sure how much he weighs.
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The Oddestsey
With the Matrix Emerald, I should be able to carry our stone friend to safety, plus anyone else.
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The Oddestsey
The party advance down the valley, when suddenly they encounter an unlikely group. They are blocking the way forward. there are five of them
An avatar of the retired aztec rain god Tlaloc
Pedro Goldplume; prince amoung pigeons
Zebidee Ak; who would have been the messiah to a small tribe of cannibals from africa if it hadnt been for a cruel twist of fate causign him to be born as a goat
Sammy Moone, who would be a powerful witch if it wasnt for the fact that she was too nice and easily confused
and
Balthazaar Khinktalak the cyborg oppossum
You know this as Rasputus informs you that they form the msot famous squad fo assassins in this universe, The Iron Leaf, fortunatly for you this is because they are so inept and it proves that creatures of the rift dont do their research properly. It doesnt seem like they want to attack immediatly.
What shall you do?
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The Oddestsey
Hmm, Tom, you think you can confuse them into surrendering with your Aussine linguistics? If not, my dagger and morning star are ready if it comes to that.
Alex, im still looking for my levelup, i need my weightcheck also.
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The Oddestsey
youve had your level up, i just havent wirtten about it, to make it easier for lot you im setting up an oddestsey section of my site so you can check your preogress at any time
http://www.alexjholt.tkwww.alexjholt.tk
the page isnt up yet tho
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The Oddestsey
I think we should use the foe-checker before making our move. Besides, they may not be after us.
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The Oddestsey
Shoot hippies and ask questions later, XP is like gold!
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The Oddestsey
Foechecker, well see whats what then.
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The Oddestsey
The foe checker reveals that although they could in thoery do someone some harm it would only be through soem freak accident due to their clumsiness.
Additionally they are confused as to exactly whom they are after, it mgiht be you yet three of them dont think it is. The other two havent decided.
It does however appear that it would be very difficult to kill them should you try to do so even if they cant retaliate in a useful way
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The Oddestsey
If we gave them some sort of weapon, theyd probably kill themselves, wouldnt they? :rofl:
Nah, Ill leave it to the others to decide. I could always confuse them with the linguistics to further aid in their ineptness to do any harm. Keep all objects of harm away from them! I want to remain at a safe distance too, due to my arm being a weapon of harm.
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The Oddestsey
I have a better plan. Ill rush over to them, point in Grendels direction and say What are you doing here?! The targets that way, you fools!
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The Oddestsey
Frank, that is just mean...but man you gotta :p
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The Oddestsey
If the Pink Panther movies have taught us anything, its that bumbling oafs are always impossible to kill :proud:
Therefore, I suggest we go for confusion tactics. With my Chaos Emerald stash, Ill use my increased speed to run rings around a few of em, while Tom finally uses his Aussie linguistic skills to bamboozle the others. Once suitably dazed, interrogate them and run like buggery before they regain their senses. :proud:
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The Oddestsey
...Steve, do you like sugar? :proud:
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The Oddestsey
Tom begins to talk to the group in incomrpensible aussie, confudling the small band of assassins.
Eventually Sammy speaks up
Please, can you stop that, were pretty sure your not who we are meant to be after, maybe you could help us
After a few minutes you convince them that grendel is the one they were after.
The iron leaf join your party.
As you approach the rift breach grendel looms into view, it is massive and heavily muscled, but seeming only the form of that filled with inky black smoke as if grendel is nothign but a mould for far nastier forces.
tactics please
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The Oddestsey
Im glad ive got TK, im staying away from the assassins :p
Alex, the reason i keep bugging over the level up is because i cant make full tactics without knowing what i can do, Frank and i are both in the situation where we dont know all of our abilities, im not trying to be pushy for the heck of it.
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The Oddestsey
Steve...werent we all supposed to get an emerald? Ah well, long as i still have my senses increase :p
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The Oddestsey
Fine:
The Prof
Current Special Abilities:
Basic Chemistry
Alchemy
Create firepowder
Super speed
Current free weight: 7 / 50
Frank
Current Special Abilities:
Painful sparks
Stun-shock
Thunder orb
Storm force blast
Current free weight: 38 / 60
Sarah
Currently Special Abilities:
Close Wounds
Ressurection
Healing Light
Druidic Entangle
Super speed
Current free weight: 42 / 80
Tom
Current Special Abilities:
Summon lizard
Summon Kangaroo
Summon Desert Eagle
Enhanced Blue laser
Enhanced Tethered harpoon
Enhanced Freeze ray
Enhanced Acid jet
Super speed
Current free weight: 50 / 90
Nimera
Current Special Abilities:
Blinding light
Blood Drain
Phantasmal self
Super speed
Dark binding
Greater telekinesis
Current free weight: 40 / 60
Super speed
You all have all the other requests and i gave you all +8HP
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The Oddestsey
Ooh, seeing as i can entangle him, that would be useful, i also assume that i still have the implants so i can deal out damage while at the same time, nudging anyone who gets too close to being smashed out of the way.
Id assume that Healing Light is a more powerful form of Close wounds? Or is it something else?
Ooh, i got ressurection :p You guys gotta keep me alive now :P
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The Oddestsey
The eleven leave the forest into the clearing, in the floor is what appears to be a black hole swirling although rather than sucking things in black clouds billow forth from it like the inside of a malicious looking lava lamp. Suddenly grendel appears, launching itself out of the pit and lands with a gigantic thud that knocks half the party to the ground. If you think of a balrog and loose the wings and the fire and make it three times the height and double up its muscles you€™ve got pretty much what grendel is.
Grendel Attacks€¦
Rasputus and Pedro launch themselves into the air and circle round the beats head, confusing the creature and it flails wildly. But that€™s not the main thing going, Nimera and Sarah stand side by side while the creature is distracted, their eyes closed and suddenly there face tightens and grendel is knocked down as if he had just recived a gigantic punch causing the black creature to roar in pain.
Sarah and Nimera have learned co-op move; TK Gigapunch
The Professor dashes around the foe firing his weapons into its black mass although damage seems to be minimal, green laser light firing from his cane but the professor is gone before the massive bludgeoning fists of grendel come down and crack the earth.
The god Tlaloc summons rains to the sky and it beats down heavily upon the massive black creature making tiny hissing sounds as it evaporates, causing the vast beast to look up into the air. Tom and Frank take this opportunity to attack, The blue laser on Toms hand cutting down through the beasts flesh, and although no damage is visible the beast obviously feels the pain as it slams its hand down towards Tom, but seems to be caught on a field about a foot above his head. He turns to see Sammy€™s face clenched as she holds the barrier in place and Tom dashes to safety before the fist comes down creating rents in the earth. Frank discharges electricity in a field around him keeping the creature off balance he sees the vampire dart in and sink his fangs into the leg of the colossus that they are fighting. The dark substance of the rift fils Nimeras veins.
Nimera receives upgrade; rift blood.
Suddenly with a single punch to the leg he floors the huge creature. But Grendel is bigger and hammers down with his vast fist, Nimera catches it but it bring him down to one knee, face contorted with effort. Frank seeing the vampires predicament runs over and places his hand on the black flesh of the rift being and unleashes everything hes got into the vast creature
Electricity crackles through him filling his veins filling ever cell of his being and then suddenly he unleashes it ten thousand volts through the hands. The beast screams and roars as the flesh upon which Franks hands lie is incinerated by the awesome electrical abilities.
Frank learns special ability; hands of thunder
The beast rtracts its hands quickly, two hand shaped scars can be seen visible upon it. Rasputus suddenly dives down and rakes his claws across the right eye of the creature causing it to reel backwards. Suddenly the two as yet unparticipating members of the Iron leaf come into action The goat runs forward and head buts the vast creature in the leg and it tries to gain balance upon the edge of the rift but a second TK gigapunch from Nimera and Sarah knocks him in.
You defeated Grendel
Rasputus explains to the Prof that all he need do is dip his hand in the rift. He advances and plunges his hand into it, it feels freezing cold but suddenly the whole rift has gone although the Prof looks pale.
Suddenly Doomforall appears, seeming to be standing on the top of a nearby tree.
€˜Very good, very good, but now it is time for your next mission€¦€™
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The Oddestsey
Hey! No forcefields! XD
Excellent work, gang. Now how about we celebrate by waving our fists angrily at Doomforall and Vengeance for this situation!
*shakes fist*
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The Oddestsey
Your next opponent calls itself Lif, it does seem these rift beings are fans of northern european mythology, dont know why.
No one has managed to see this ones form, however it is highly dangerous. Doomforall waves his hand
Suddenly all of you find youselves in the middle of a great desert. The sun is just setting and a large pyramid can be seen to the west.
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The Oddestsey
Hmm. I say we go for the Pyramid. All the directions seem the same, and at least its a landmark.
Also, Ejyptian Pyramids were built close to the Nile. So hopefully, Pyramid = water.
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The Oddestsey
I say the pyramid also, lets just not go in it if it can be helped :p
If there is water, that would mean plants and animals hopefully, works for me :p
Besides, if its our only landmark, its the only sure way to not get lost.
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The Oddestsey
*goes with the flow*
Oh and BTW Chris, you can each take an Emerald if you so desire :). I just feel its best that I get all seven back for whenever we face someone like Grendel. Then, I can try out a few interesting new manouevres...:proud:
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The Oddestsey
Nimera receives upgrade; rift blood.
Suddenly with a single punch to the leg he floors the huge creature.
I have tasted this new power, and I LIKE IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope I was able to steal a jar full of that blood, it was rather, tasty :)
To the pyramid we go!
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The Oddestsey
As you approach the base of the pyramid a dark figure can be seen though the heat hase
What do you do?
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The Oddestsey
Foechecker first off. It could be a mirage for all we know.
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The Oddestsey
It appears to be a being known as Berenhotep, an ancient phoroah-mummy-mage of vast power, another of the lords of the world
If oyu were to fight it theres little chance you would cucceed, however it is hugely malicious and self centred, despite this it wants to talk to you.
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The Oddestsey
And its already given Alex the curse of Nonspellcheckar I see:wink:
Anyway, I vote we talk to him. Seeing hes malicious, hed have destroyed us by now if he didnt want something.
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The Oddestsey
Ok, i say talk also. Lets just try not to get cursed :p
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The Oddestsey
The ancient creature speaks:
Know that I am Berenhotep, greatest of all the mages of the earth, and one who would master it, I know of your quest to close the void-doors. But I tell you now that you know not of all that you do, for the gates are but the only entrance to the rift, should you close them never again shall anyone be able to gain the power of the void, your Lord Doomforall merely seeks to ensure that he is the most pwoerful being in the galaxy, not to save it, the rifts will not destroy it, merely strengthen it. consider this and I shall give you new instructions
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The Oddestsey
My plan:
Take out my newly limiter-removed Brain of the Cogitar to help us do the talking. Remind it that, seeing where we go, it also goes, its in its best interests to find us a safe path, so it is to say Lie when Berenhotep tells a lie, and True when he speaks the truth.
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The Oddestsey
As far as Berenhotep knows he is telling thge truth, although hes not certain of the accuracy of Doomforalls plans