Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

TICTACS:
RANDOM DALEK - Simply try to blast him with the Exterminator arm and see if we cant set Bigfoots fur alight. One good thing about this draw is that we cant exactly outrun each other, neither exactly being Kelly Holmes on the Runometer :proud:
DR ROBOTNIK - Make good use of those HydroBombs from the second Zone of Sonic 3 and put Spyros fire out permanantly :proud:
THOMAS - run over that pesky Red Ranger and let Tom reclaim his throne. :proud: If the other Rangers are roped in, Ill bring all my Sodor friends along to the party too
DICK & MUTTLEY - Get Muttley to scoop up the teabag and let Dick offer it to the House Fighters. If they refuse, Muttleyll bite em while Dick throws it down their throat :proud:
PROFESSOR V - set the cane to Sledgehammer Mode, mash up the beans and add them to my coffee after the fight :proud:
TAILS - providing the chocolate isnt harmful, devour it. :proud: With Mr Prowers technological nature, he should be able to detect any nasty substances within beforehand. Also, if the House Fighters get involved, put on the Cute Act before booting them around and flying off :proud:

Tactics: Glesgae Ned- Well, my ned usually has lots of sharp pointy things, which are Draculas weakness. Hell get these into play by dazzling Drac with his gold, then stabbing him. If he misses, hell take out his bottle of Buckfast to help improve his aim, then hell KO Dracula and try to steal a house robot.

Electric Guitar: Move the strings as fast as I can, to make a loud noise, then electricute Ceri.

Funky Junkie: Moonwalk and smoke some dope. Then try to remember why he was in the arena. Life is gooood.

100% Artificial Insincere Hypocritical Guarantee: Promise not to hurt him, and tell him that if he doesnt hurt me then we can go for a drink. Then go back on my word and kill him.

The Holy Bible: Consult God, and ask him for guidance. He is good, and He will decide if the battle should go ahead.

The Intense Humming of Evil: Evil will possess sugar cube and tell it to jump off a cliff.

LOL. Nice Python-esque use of the dragonzord, couldnt have wrote that better myself.

Having eyed up the table, Is that the Firestorm robot or an actual firestorm? If it is the Firestorm robot, I must plee for a grudge match with Mega MORG. Go on make my day.

BIGFOOT
Against a Dalek...I could try to insult it by pulling faces at my reflection. Or, I could lie flat on the ground and pretend to be dead.

However, there is only one full proof way to beat a Dalek...and that is to go down a flight of stairs.

CRASH BANDICOOT
Crash has fought many wild animals before, gangster poteroos, overgrown tigers, krazy kangaroos, even a dingo with the tail of a crocodile...but this.

Spin, like all enemies, then simply pluck and eat it.

HIPPOPOTAMUS
Bite the Linear Launcher, crush it, then throw it around. Hippos can tear Crocodiles apart.

SPYRO
If flaming doesnt work, I can switch to ice. If that fails, head bash, or flying up high then dropping him will do.

KODIAK
Kodiak will not listen at all to the rubbish he is being told, but will accept it, but come prepared for it by bringing his friends along.

HOMER SIMPSON
Depends what Ceri chooses.

Seeing this is wars incarnate it would be an actual fire storm:)

To all unspecifieds in my name: I have no delegation which of my entrants (above) are fighting who. Id love to know also but there you are..

oh, tactics:
DRAGONZORD
Eat the Mars bar. Though this fight sounds like John Cleeses self defense class...

ff6000>SAMUS
Wear the hat out.

Thats all my tactics till I get more fighters.

However, there is only one full proof way to beat a Dalek...and that is to go down a flight of stairs.

Thats why I added the jetpack. :proud:

Ceri: I hadnt had your entires by the time Id written the fight, Ill insert them in and post them with the next set of battles.

Predictions...

1) Pussycat (W) vs A Dog (duh, the winner is Pussycat)
2) Gothmog (w) vs Mr. Potato Head (...Gothmog won)
3) Clover (w) vs Jack the Ripper (Yay Clover! :proud:)
4) The Rock vs Dr. Octopus (W) (Doc Ock)
5) The Sun vs A Cup Of Coffee (W) (The Ugly Mug :proud:)
6) Spongebob vs Al Capone (W) (Go Mr. Capone! :proud:)
7) Morgoth vs Ruf Ruf Dougal (W) (thats terrorism to Morgoth :proud: Ruf Ruf Dougal won)
8) Mr. Edward Hyde vs Green Power Ranger (W) (:lame:
9) Macbeth vs An Old Radio (W) (:proud::proud::proud: Oh well :proud::proud::proud:)
10) Tyrannosaurus Rex (W) vs Banana Hammock (???)
11) Mara Jade Skywalker (W) vs A Thunderstorm (you are too weird, but then...:proud:)
12) Sarcasm (W) vs Anthrax (:proud::proud::proud:)
13) A Pint of Milk (W) vs T-1000 (Macintosh??? :proud:)
14) Pikachu (W) vs The Number 8 (no comment)

15) Count Dracula vs. Glasgae Ned

Havta give to Bats here.

16) Megaman X vs. The 5th Moon of Earth

Come on 5th moon of Earth! :proud:

17) Gollum vs. The Wootinator

We thinks Gollum will win preciousss...

18) Bowser vs. Godzilla

:sad: Oh come on...:sad::proud: thats lame. Morph into Giga Bowser and pick him up and throw him into a power plant

19) A triceratops vs. Triple H

Triceratops

20) Bigfoot v. A random Dalek

The Dalek shall win.

21) Samus Aran vs. Large Inflatable Purple cowboy hat

??? Samus...

22) Malomyotismon vs. brick wall

Malo to blast the wall into pieces.

23) Firestorm vs. (Insert extra entry from Ceri here)

Dunno yet.

24) A duck vs. Crash Bandicoot

Whaaa? Crash.

25) (Insert Entry from Ceri here) vs. Electric Guitar

Dunno yet.

26) Darth Vadar vs. A white swan

Use Twisting Influence to turn it over to my side, and thats it.

27) T-800 vs. Hexadecimal

OH CRAP! ...or not. Steal one of Franks plot holes and shove Da Terminatah down da hole.

28) Mrs. Potato Head vs. Pluto

After seeing what happened to Gothmog before Gothmog actually won, GO MRS. POTATO HEAD!!! :proud:

29) Cobra Commander vs. Funky Junkie

Use my bold sarcasm and evil words to weaken him, then drag out a CD player (all my characters except Wedginator have one), put The Scorpions (not literally; that could be my downfall :proud:) CD in, put in earplugs that block 500 dB of sound, and turn it so loud that it kills the Junkie.

30) A hippopotamus vs. The Linear Launcher

Hippo to Zippo on Flippo. :proud:

31) Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. Spyro

Spyro! Spyro! :proud:

32) Evil Dragonzord vs. a mars bar

...come on, you can do better than that :proud:
33) The Red power ranger vs. Thomas the Tank Engine

Tom to flatten Red.

34) Dick Dastardly and Muttly vs. Teabag

Go Steve! WOOT! :proud: I liked Wacky Races. :)

35) (Insert Entry from Ceri here) vs. Bouncy Castle

Dunno yet.
36) Starfire vs. T-X

Starfire to melt T-X

37) Apocalypse vs. (Insert Entry from Ceri here)

Im %80 sure that whatever Ceri enters, Apocalypse will destroy it :proud:

38) Nescafe Beans vs. Prof. Vengeance

Dunno.

39) Mars vs. Ringwraith

Ridiculous. However, I dont know.

40) Seymour vs. Weginator Revilotion

Act dead, then when hes on the flipper (remember my tactics) toss him into hyperspace

41) Fryloch vs. Basket Ball

Fryloch to deflate the basketball

42) Kodiak vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee

I dont wanna know :proud:

43) Nightmare vs. The Holy Bible

The Holy Bible, because if you destroy it, God will be on your arse.

44) Gravity vs. teapot

Gravity to crack the crackpot.

45) Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. a bar of chocolate

GO STEVE AGAIN! :proud: I like Tails as well.

46) (Insert Entry from Ceri here) vs. Homer Simpson

Dunno yet.

47) A Velociraptor vs. an electrical storm

The storm.

48) Shiva vs. Hexadecimator

Again, steal one of Franks plot holes and stuff the opposition in.

49) Jaina Solo vs. A London Red Bus

The bus :proud:

50) Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor vs.

Since theres no one to fight it then the Floor wins. :proud:

51) Kyp Durran vs. Golden Monkey

Do the monkey with me! Come on! :proud:

52) Sugar Cube vs. Intense Humming of Evil

The Humming. Its enough to drive anyone insane :proud:

Team Gore - Canadian, and damn proud of it! :proud:

I hope youre planning a second series, because I got a good entrant for it:

Name: Omi
Weight: about 55-60kg
Shape: Dwarf sized human with bald head
Weapons: Any of the Shen-gong-Wu mystic weapons:
€ Mantis Flip Coin - Allows the person in possession of it to do jumps and flips similar to a mantis.
€ Two Ton Tunic - Turns into two tons once its name is called out. The tunic deflects anything that hits it.
€ Eye of Dashi - Eye of the great monk that defeated Wuya. The eye is able to shoot out a very powerful energy.
€ Fist of Tebigong - A metal fist that packs a punch. Also, it can shake things up quite a bit.
€ Third Arm Sash - A third arm that is worn around clothing, and extends out with a far reach useful for catching or grabbing different things.
€ Tangle Web Comb - Able to shoot out a web of hair that can trap an opponent, and can grip onto you with all its might.
€ Jet Bootsu - Once worn, this Shen-Gong-Wu allows that person to defy gravity by walking on walls and ceilings.
€ Monkey Staff - A staff that is able to possess the agility, balance, and even the appearance of a monkey.
€ Golden Tiger Claws - Transports anyone anywhere they want to go. *Currently banished at the Earths Core.
€ Changing Chopsticks - Transforms the person who has it to the size of a grain of rice.
€ Sword of the Storm - Able to create a mighty and disasterous storm.
€ Shroud of Shadows - A shroud that can turn the person who has it on invisible.
€ Helmet of Jong - A helmet that gives you eyes in the back of your head to see everything around you.
€ Ring of the 9 Dragons - Once you put on the ring, you can multiply yourself up to 9 times. Theres a disvantage, though, your maturity, potential, brains, and all that are separated too.
€ Falcons Eye - An eye that can see through solid objects.
€ Sapphire Dragon - The most dangerous Shen-Gong-Wu that is used as an absolute last resort. Covered by soot, its power is detained. But when theres no soot on it, a large sapphire dragon emerges, and turns everyone it can find into sapphire.
€ Serpents Tail - Can move people through solid objects.
€ Orb of Tornami - Its small mouth holds back a mighty flood.
€ Star Hanabi - Once belonging to Clays dad and known as the lone star. It is used as a weapon similar to a shuriken.
€ Lotus Twister - Gives you the ability to turn limbs into stretchable rubber (a la Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four).
€ Longi Kite - Able to soar in the sky with this Shen- Gong-Wu.
€ Tongue of Saiping - Allows you to talk to animals.
€ Sun Chi Lantern - Allows the user to unite his/her chi energy with anyone.
€ Heart of Jong - Brings any inanimate object to life.
€ Reversing Mirror - A mirror that reverses the effects of another.
Strengths: Possibly no way to defeat it
Weakness: A lot of equipment