The Last Oddetsey

PLAYZOOKI

Playzooki wanders round for a while but being of a sort who is not easily impressed and very easily terrified, nothing particularly catches his attention. However when he returns to the kitchen he finds the chef robot unplugged and all the food gone!

Replugging the robot in, it reports that some dastardly little mammals of some sort have stolen the food!

KHLOE

Khloe has absorbed so much fascinating information about the Church of Vengeance that even the very enthusiastic Cucumberoo is getting very slightly weirded out by things. Currently she is watching in rapture as Cardinal Zeeb Ra, the Zebra (Zebras are not known for their originality of names) gives a fascinating account of a meeting of Vengeance and a being called the Wootinator.

"Damn you! Get back - " The enemy had already left. "...here." Eudial groaned. She was starting to have the upper hand too.

And then...

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Originally Posted by alex_holt

one of the nearby figures that had been maintaining the shield – a huge huge retro looking robot has stopped its silent vigil and turned its decidedly creepy gaze towards the party…

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Eudial caught sight of this and jumped back. "Heads up!" she cried. Drawing fire about her, she assumed a defensive stance, ready to fry or overload this thing's circuits if need be.

AURELIA

After a bit of communication with George, a little while later the unconscious form of the Demon demaerialises as the Castles' systems bring him into the holding cells deep in its depths. The team enjoy some delicious hazelnut cake before considering their next options.

After a while, they say their farewells to the old lady, and continue onwards! Aurelia herself asks around, and after consulting a Flotilla of Tiny Floating Galleons, discovers that the biggest newpaper in the Melded News-Hawk. After a bit of cycling around the city, and they arrive a the gates of the News Hawk Offices - a dramatic glass tower with a very noticable feature on the top. A series of portals are opening and closing constantly allowing various alternate universe versions of the mechanical bird that is the mascot to fly across and then vanish - golden ones, silver ones, rusted ones, ones of energy, ones of fire, all briefly making their appearances.

The front door is wide open, and the reception inside is open to the public.

LELAND AND CLEO

After a bit of travel, find themselves outside the home of the accountant they had been refered to...

With a faint pop, Twitch appeared back alongside the rest of the group, shaking himself a little. He was never going to get used to teleportation, was he? Looking around the room, he noticed a broken window, a giant hole in the roof, and numerous other nuances of his surroundings that imply a pretty substantial battle had just finished. "What...what happened?" he asked, still noticeably woozy from the multiple teleportations in a relatively short timeframe.

Before he could get an answer, though, a metallic screech echoed out around him, and he slowly turned his gaze to the window, in time to watch the immense mechanical beast lumbering towards the fighters. All the macaw could manage was a faint squeak, as he began slowly moving backwards...tripping over his bag of holding. Twitch looked from his bag, to the robot, and back to his bag. You could almost see the idea forming in his head, as he stuffed his beak into the bag, and pulled out one of the three flash bombs.

Carrying the bomb in his beak, Twitch gave a rather loud squawk to get everyone's attention, before coming in to land, bag in tow, amongst the remaining members of their clan, and throwing the bomb straight into the ground.

VENGEANCE, TWITCH, EUDIAL, MARISA, EPSILON and PHANTASMIC SLAMMER are all hit by the FLASH BOMBS granting them superspeed for the next approximatly 2 and a half minutes. You have ONE post to describe what you do with that time of super speed, where you can operate at 100 times normal speed

Melded News-Hawk! I desire to place... an ad!

As soon as the bomb went off, Twitch staggered backwards slightly. That was a little more disorienting than he had expected. Despite that, he somehow felt faster, and a quick shake of his wings confirmed this, giving off a faint buzzing noise. The macaw gave an excited smile, before shooting towards the mechanical goliath like a feathered rocket.

Twitch smashed his way through the window with a noticeable bang (It was hard to tell whether the window had shattered before Twitch reached it or not), zeroed in on the mechanoid, and began zooming all around it, hacking and slashing away with his wings and his tail at any unprotected and vulnerable-looking areas he could find as he went. It was a retro robot, so it was bound to have some weak spots.

(OOC: Twitch has only used one Flash Bomb, Alex. Your above post has "Flash Bombs", plural. I would like this rectified to avoid confusion. Twitch still has two bombs at his disposal. =D)

Phantasmic Slammer is now going even faster. Shit's about to go down.

playzooki wondered how the mammals had got in here.

"How did they get in? Is there anything left?"