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Hi Kody
In my worshop lurks PLF (pretty lil flipper) full pressure flipper heavyweight...PLF middleweight
Bio-storm...4 bar lifter f/w.. devil fish,,axe f/w
bash n crash...rammer f/w...and now Pure Evil high speed spinner...
Cheers have fun ....Froggy
oops !!!!
Its okay
Im going to be posting the next battle of this Heat so stay tuned guys! :proud:
To battle!
ArchAngel of the Abyss is the winner of the first Team Gore House Robot Rebellion. Hes a bumper-like FBS with a spinning ring under the main body. On both spinning weapons are several teeth to rip and tear opponents to pieces. However, it is vulnerable while inverted and self-righting.
Heart of Fire is a Anthony Politzi creation. It is also a spinner, but it spins itself, and has meltybrains to help it move around. However, its high speed of 60mph may give it poor control. It has four blades that point out like a compass and they are supported by wheels on both sides. However, when up to full speed, he cannot move. This bot is also invertible.
Roboteers, stand by...
No, the house robots are not my house robots, theyre still Matilda and Sir Killalot. :proud:
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ACTIVATE!
So, who is the better spinner? ArchAngel and Heart of Fire are both up to full speed and ArchAngel makes the first move, coming at Heart of Fire with the deadly spinning outer shell -
CRASH!!!
OOH! What a collision! And Heart of Fire has taken the full force of that blow, I do think! One of the spikes has been completely ripped off, as have the rollers surrounding it! What a blow that was! Heart of Fire, crippled, trying to move away from ArchAngel, and ArchAngel moving towards him, getting the spinning ring up to speed, and Heart of Fire is now completely out of control, bouncing off the arena side wall! The Refbot looks on in confusion...ArchAngel, spinning, deadly, advancing again on Heart of Fire, whos also spinning now, slowing down, spinning up, slowing, tenacious cycle. And ArchAngel very nearly now, surely -
CRASH!!!
OHHHH!! Parts fly, robots die! And that may be the case for Heart of Fire here, more of his weapon shredded off, moving very slowly across the arnea floor! What it is, I dont know - I cant exactly get the right words...and yes, Heart of Fire has stopped moving! Gradually, ArchAngel again comes in, and -
CRASH!!!
AND ITS DEFINITELY OVER NOW!!! OOH, THAT WAS A HIT! The complete mechanics of Heart of Fire exposed, parts strewn across the arena. Theres not much that can be said now for poor Tony, his poor robot tattered and torn, and ArchAngel approaching the poor Heart of Fire again...and now Refbot intervenes and has his say. He doesnt like this one bit, and ArchAngel backs off now as Refbot begins the countdown.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Well, a brief, yet destructive fight, that was. And Killalot places the remains of Heart of Fire onto the floor flipper. Bing...bang...BONG! Heart of Fire now flying across the arena, now inverted, and very much dead. Matilda now hammers the pit release. Oh, does she feel sorry for the poor being? Refbot comes in, shoving Heart of Fire towards the pit, and Matilda joins in. And down goes whats left of a shattered spinner. ArchAngel parades around the arena, possibly wanting to have a go at Killalot. Save it, lad.
CEASE!
Heart of Fire shot down in flames.
ARCHANGEL OF THE ABYSS ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Next battle: Sewer Snake VS. Axe-O-Lotl
I commentated the last battle in Jonathan Pearce mode, but it came out rather silly. Anyway, moving on with the tournament!
Sewer Snake is a rambot that was won several small tournaments, including ComBots Cup. Its got an invertible electric wedge, and deadly power and speed. However, it has six exposed wheels, which the opponent...
Axe-O-Lotl, could snag and puncture with its powerful diamond-tipped axe. The said axe can also right it. Its shaped like Comengetorix but has questionable armour.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Cassius Chrome and Mr. Psycho.
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ACTIVATE!
Activate indeed. And heres Sewer Snake out already, and hes already rammed Axe-O-Lotl head-on! Axe-O-Lotl fires the axe, and hammers the top of Sewer Snake. Sewer Snakes reaction to this is shoving Axe-O-Lotl into Mr. Psychos CPZ. Mr. Psycho hauls down his heavy, hollow, soulless hammer on Axe-O-Lotls 3mm titanium plating, and Psycho is shocked to see apparently no damage to the plates! Sewer Snake is less impressed and rams Axe-O-Lotl again, lifting him up off the ground. Cassius Chrome is now in the CPZ, filling it up, and no robot can escape now! Mr. Psycho tries the hammer again, this time hitting Sewer Snake and making a small dent there. Cassius Chrome is just sitting there, trying to poke Sewer Snake with its rather ineffective drills. Refbot comes is and rams Cassius Chrome, giving him a heads-up to GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF THERE! Cassius Chrome sulks off to his own CPZ and Sewer Snake reverses away, finally escaping. Mr. Psycho advances the claw now, grappling Axe-O-Lotl, but in doing so Axe-O-Lotl is now out of hammer range, and the claw doesnt seem to be damaging him either. Mr. Psycho cant believe this. Sewer Snake, mainly because Axe-O-Lotl is trapped in the CPZ, decides to vent his frustration out on Cassius Chrome. He hits the pit release, which comes off :lame:, and spins to face the chromish dude. He rams Cassius Chrome with the wedge almost driven into the ground, and succeeds in sliding under that scoop of Cassius Chrome. The house bot tries to wheel around, but hes going nowhere fast! However, Sewer Snake seems unable to turn without Cassius Chrome falling off the wedge. Mr. Psycho finally realizes that his buddy is in trouble, and releasing Axe-O-Lotl he rolls into the scene, only to be attacked by Axe-O-Lotl from the back with the axe. A few dents appear on Mr. Psychos back, and thats all thats needed to bring Psychos attention back to him! Axe-O-Lotl continues to hack at Psycho with the axe, possibly wanting revenge, but Psycho, towering omniously over Axe-O-Lotl, brings down the hammer once more, and this time some of Axe-O-Lotls plating breaks off. Axe-O-Lotl backs away, and rather than stare death in the eyes, he scuttles away towards Sewer Snake, and ramming him from the back starts to relentlessly pound his top! Sewer Snake is in big trouble, what with Cassius Chrome on his wedge, and Axe-O-Lotl behind him, he cant move away! Mr. Psycho, however, is now in a really cheesed-off mood, and now HE rams Axe-O-Lotl from the back! It looks like a pile-up here! :proud: And times running out again for this match! Axe-O-Lotl is not really phased by this, but since theres nothing he can do, he continues to beat down on Sewer Snakes top armour, which now looks seriously damaged. Refbot comes in again and rams Sewer Snake, making him release Cassius Chrome, but Axe-O-Lotl zooms forward, pushing Sewer Snake into the CPZ and against the wall, and still hammering down on him. Mr. Psycho backs off now and allows whats left of the fight to continue.
10...9...8...7...
Sewer Snake starts to push backward, and pushes Axe-O-Lotl away.
6...5...4...
Axe-O-Lotl fires a random shot, a little slowly this time, signifying that hes run out of shots, and chases down Sewer Snake.
3...2...1...
Sewer Snake spins around and, getting under Axe-O-Lotl, rams him into the arena side wall...
CEASE!
Very tight match, this one will be...
Sewer Snake - Axe-O-Lotl
Aggression (3-2)
Style (3-2)
Control (2-3)
Damage (2-3)
Strategy (2-3)
Total = (12-13)
Its tight, but Sewer Snake goes back to lurk in someones toilet :proud:
AXE-O-LOTL ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Heat C Semi-Finals
ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Starstorm 2
Axe-O-Lotl VS. Clawdius Decimus Murderous
Not much to do except box rush him and trust in the protective power of hardox. The shape should help a bit too.
Also, keep the skirts low so they can get under the teeth without getting torn off, but not so low theyre dragging on the ground.
Axe-o-Lotl, eh?
Usual axebot tactics - try to slip under the sides, clamp onto the hammer shaft and see if I cant mess up the mechanisms or break it off! Failing that, the ol grapple n pit technique will suffice.
I got my forum back up, and the current fights are posted there:
http://strickenone.proboards99.com/index.cgihttp://strickenone.proboards99.com/index.cgi
Next fights shall be up in the near future.
Enough waiting around, we all know youve been dying for this fight :proud:
ArchAngel of the Abyss completely destroyed Heart of Fire with some help from Matilda and Sir Killalot.
Starstorm 2 tossed Gravity all around the arena before the inevitable shoving and pitting.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Growler and Sgt. Bash.
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ACTIVATE!!
ArchAngel almost begins before Activate is called, and is getting up to speed mighty quickly. But Starstorm is approaching just as quickly!
CRASH!
Blood has been drawn! And some sparks too! And there goes Starstorm all the way across the arena! Despite that, I dont think there is any damage to Starstorm, but well see. ArchAngel once again is getting up to speed, and Starstorm again rushing in to get a flip -
CRASH!
More sparks, and more air for Starstorm as he is belted across the arena once more! Please. sir, can I have some more? says Starstorm as he yet again approaches ArchAngel, a little gingerly this time despite lack of damage. You want more? says ArchAngel, and -
CRASH!
Starstorm certainly gets more! More air, that is! And this time he lands on his back! And somethings wrong. Frank Goacher is hitting the flip button, but nothings happening! It seems that damage had been caused, but internally! And it now certainly seems that Starstorms star has been extinguished! Growler and Sgt. Bash draw ever closer as the Refbot begins the countdown!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
And thats it, its all over! ArchAngel adds another W to his belt as Growler headbutts Starstorm into the wall, Sgt. Bash with a lick of flame as he torches the dome. ArchAngel is going to save himself some energy as he spins down and slowly hobbles over to the pit release, ramming it. As the pit descends, Growler shoves Starstorm over onto the floor flipper. Surely, eventually...WHOOSH! Starstorm has been righted, and now hes mobile again! The flipping mechanism may not be working but Starstorm is! And ArchAngel is too late to get up to speed as Starstorm rams him head-on and DUMPS HIM INTO THE PIT!!! Oh, ArchAngel, what were you thinking waiting by the pit?! :proud:
CEASE!
Despite losing, Starstorm 2 leaves his mark.
ARCHANGEL OF THE ABYSS ADVANCES TO THE HEAT D FINAL!!
Coming up: Axe-O-Lotl VS. Clawdius Decimus Murderous
Heres the second fight of the Heat D semis. :)
Axe-O-Lotl took out Sewer Snake on a tight judges decision.
Clawdius Decimus Murderous also beat Gigabyte Evilution on a judges decision, but father apart, damage being the main factor.
Roboteers, stand by...
House robots are Dead Metal and Matilda.
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ACTIVATE!!
Heres Axe-O-Lotl, moving in to attack Clawdius, and instead goes flying over him on the left side! Clawdius swerves around to attack Axe-O-Lotl and finds him gone! Axe-O-Lotl has decided to hit the spinner button instead. Ah, the arena spinner comes into play, the least used of the RW arena hazards, and Clawdius runs right into it! Hes gently moved aside, and he furiously rampages on to get the beak sinking into Axe-O-Lotl, but the latter seems to be fully intending to be the escape artist, as Axe-O-Lotl hits the pit release button, and now the pit descends. Clawdius finally catches up to Axe-O-Lotl, but Axe-O-Lotl reverses, turning, and backs into the arena wall! Clawdius sinks the beak down into Axe-O-Lotls wedge, and Axe-O-Lotl brings his axe down on Clawdius beak. No effect. Clawdius drags Axe-O-Lotl away from the wall and towards the pit, but Axe-O-Lotl just gets away from Clawdius grasp, but the big crusher is following him again, and Axe-O-Lotl finds himself being the hunted once again! Suddenly, its decided that Clawdius has had enough of chasing down Axe-O-Lotl, and attacks Matilda instead! He sneaks under her and sinks the beak down into where Razer once punctured her, and it seems that Matilda is once again being picked on! Dead Metal roars out of his CPZ to punish Clawdius but Axe-O-Lotl seems to get the idea and hammers Dead Metal from the side, slamming it against the wall, and begins to mercilessly whack it to pieces! The Refbot comes in and says Oi, Ive had about enough of this, whats going on?! This is terrible teamwork against our boys! :angry: But Clawdius ignores Refbots protests, and decides to take Matilda to the pit. BOOM! Down goes Matilda! And now Clawdius is going to help Axe-O-Lotl finish off Dead Metal?! Whats gotten into you?! Poor Dead Metal is being torn apart here and Refbot is ramming everybody to free him! Clawdius drags Dead Metal out and dumps him on top of Matilda. Poor house robots...anyway, now the real fight is back. Clawdius rams Axe-O-Lotl, who retreats away, and the hunting game is on again! :proud: Ah! Finally Clawdius grabs Axe-O-Lotl, and the beak is now firmly piercing the armour of Axe-O-Lotl, and Clawdius now, can do whatever he wants with him. He seems to be trying to find a part to break off, but the axe of Axe-O-Lotl is still firing away at nothing, so Clawdius seems to find that this fight has gone far too long and, approaching the almost-full pit, dumps Axe-O-Lotl on top of Dead Metal. Is Axe-O-Lotl in the pit?
CEASE!
It certainly seems so, because cease has been called! Clawdius goes through!
Axe-O-Lotl gets o-wne-d. :proud:
CLAWDIUS DECIMUS MURDEROUS ADVANCES TO THE HEAT D FINAL!!
Heat D Final
ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Clawdius Decimus Murderous
Here-a weeee goooo! :proud:
ArchAngel of the Abyss defeated Heart of Fire in devastating fashion before KOing Starstorm 2 but getting knocked in the pit anyway. :proud:
Clawdius Decimus Murderous dished out some pain on Gigabyte Evilution, and then advanced through Axe-O-Lotl, Dead Metal, and Matilda. :proud:
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Sir Killalot and Shunt.
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ACTIVATE!!!
Its ArchAngel, getting up to speed, and ready to tear that uber crusher to thousands of pieces, but its Clawdius who gets in first and suffers a slight blow to the beak, but comes in again right away and clamps down onto the outer shell of ArchAngel! the lower spinning ring is still spinning, however, so Clawdius decides to dump it in the pit. He hits the pit release button, opening the pit, and, releasing the spinner from the claw, dumps it into the pit - NO!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!? ARCHANGEL IS FLUNG AWAY FROM THE PIT!!! What happened?! Instant replay please...okay, Clawdius dumping him in...and the lower spinning ring, still up to speed, touched the wall of the pit, sending it flying away! I say, ArchAngel was momentarily inside the pit, so the match should be Clawdius, but the judges disagree and allow the match to continue! What an amazing turn of events! And Archangel of the Abyss is allowed to fight this day! Were back to the action, Clawdius again trying to get under ArchAngel - look at this, the look on Steven McGregors face, it could kill! :crazy: But the look on Alex Holts face is a broad grin as he directs ArchAngel towards the flame pit. Clawdius still cant get under ArchAngel and now hes backing away as ArchAngel gets the spinning shell into play, spinning away! Oh, look, theres smoke around ArchAngel, so there was damage caused from the first blow by Clawdius! The question is, we dont know how much damage was cuased because ArchAngel is apparently spinning at full speed; Clawdius gets away, but ArchAngel follows him around the arena. Clawdius now decides at last to take a blow and backs into ArchAngel, and SMASH!!! Oh dear goodness me, the back wedge panel is completely gone! Clawdius turns around quickly and finds ArchAngel already halfway up to speed! Hurriedly he comes in but is tossed away a bit by the Most Feared (Vapour) Bot. He comes back in and ArchAngel is coming at him despite not at full speed again! Clawdius charges bravely and this time the crusher is hammered completely. ArchAngel stops, and is stuck on the wedge of Clawdius. Clawdius tries the crusher, but it is not functioning! Look at all the smoke, its pouring out of that hole that Clawdius made in ArchAngel at the beginning of the fight! And look at the front wedge of Clawdius, sheared by the lower spinning ring of ArchAngel, but ArchAngel now is about to be pitted by Clawdius - NO! ArchAngel escapes the pit again by rolling off the side of Clawdius! This fight has really taken its toll on our competitors - indeed it has as ArchAngel is not spinning at all, neither of the two spinning rings are mobile! Clawdius, on the other hand, has absolutely no weapon, and is only a wedge now, as he rams ArchAngel and barrels him into the wall. Sir Killalot fidgets a little as Clawdius backs away and rams ArchAngel against the wall again, very near the big Killalots CPZ. It seems that Clawdius is picking up where he once left off and scoops ArchAngel onto his wedge, and again heads for the pit. But Refbot is in the way! Sir Killalot has had enough, it seems, and treads carefully over by Refbot to avoid the pit. Shunt shoots out at the same time, and Clawdius really wants to get away. The Refbot holds up the yellow card. Ooh, boys youd better get back to your CPZs! And now that Refbot has moved backwards, Clawdius can - ah, no, tricky ArchAngel has snuck away again! Irritation is running high in Team Bravehearts control booth as Clawdius chases down ArchAngel and scoops him onto the wedge again!
10...9...
Clawdius turns, with ArchAngel, and goes a little too fast. The result is that both Clawdius and ArchAngel fall into the pit. But since ArchAngel fell in the pit first...
CEASE!
The unholy terror ArchAngel of the Abyss has finally been put to the sword.
CLAWDIUS DECIMUS MURDEROUS ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINALS!!!!!!!
Heat E
Bloody Tears 2 VS. Aneurysm
Obliteration VS. The Ultimate Wedge
Tails VS. Dante
Biohazard VS. Megabyte
Tactics? Predictions? A pint of lager? :proud:
OBLITERATIONS TACTICS
Spin up straight away, take it nice and easy now, dont lose control, a little bit of rhy...wait, hang on, that didnt come out right. Just spin up and attack.
No prizes for guessing what song Im currently listening to, eh?
P.S. No lager for me. I dont drink.
predictions...
Bloody Tears 2 VS. Aneurysm
Dunno, really, Bloody Tears can take some beating, but Im wondering what his aces will be in actually beating Aneursym, could go either way.
Obliteration VS. The Ultimate Wedge
The Ultimate Wedge, probably. Obliteration is a fine spinner but The Ultimate Wedge is too good a rambot.
Tails VS. Dante
Uhhhm... Dante is hard to take on with a wedge, but he ISNT invertible iirc, and Tails can get some pounding. Tails edges out IMO, slightly
Biohazard VS. Megabyte
Megabyte, Biohazard is old news
I came. I saw. I conquered. I fell in the Pit. :proud:
As for Dante, hopefully, it still doesnt have a srimech. Head for the sides or rear, power under and flip away!
Fraid it does, Steve-O.
Srimech: The tungtsen carbide bars pivot forward on actuators.
Bugger. :lame:
In that case, flip the pest over and batter it with the rear tails before it can right itself or simply pit it. Dantes armouring might be tough, but theres not a lot of it and I at least should have the advantage in pushing power.
TWIST!
Now the Team Gore house robots will be taking the place of the RW house robots! Prepare for your utter destruction!
Next heat, next fights, next time!
Just kidding. :proud:
Bloody Tears 2 is a very complicated Shunt-shaped bot with a pneumatics system powering 4, yes FOUR weapons: a shoving rack underneath its scoop, side-stoppers, a metal plate with teeth, and a rear CO2 flipper. It also has 1cm hardox armour...and good speed? Erm...
Aneurysm is a octagonal-shaped vapour with a front cutting disc, going at 11500rpm, which means it could tear through literally anything. A little overkill, perhaps? However, its wheels, which make it invertible, could be grabbed by crushers/axes.
Roboteers, stand by...
The TG house robots are, starting out in the C&BT, Asterix Heroicus and Obelix Bulguous. The Watcher also replaces Refbot.
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ACTIVATE!
All right, were off! Bloody Tears 2 comes out to greet Aneurysm with an Im-going-to-kick-your-ass! air, but first blood is drawn, not from BT2 but from Aneurysm, as one of the side stoppers take a hit and gets smashed in! BT2 swerves away and Aneurysm moves in again, smashing part of the rear, but because of the 1cm hardox armour, it seems to only take a dent. BT2 moves in with the rear and activates the flipper. Aneurysm is flipper up, tilts for a second, and lands right back on top of BT2, who decides to take Aneurysm to the CPZ, where Obelix stands waiting. The hammer comes down, but Aneurysm juts away from the rear just in time and Obelixs hammer hits BT2 instead, making another dent but noticably bigger this time! BT2 gets away and Aneurysm comes at him out of nowhere with the disc up to speed and a shower of sparks results of this as BT2 takes another hit and dent from the blade! BT2 is thrown back into Obelix, and the hammer swings! BANG! And the sounding of the hammer the second time announces the arrival of Asterix, who plows into Aneurysm from the back and Aneuyrsm is slammed high into the air, coming down upside-down! :proud: BT2 gets the rear under Aneurysm and flips. Aneurysm is righted by this and gets away. Perhaps this was a godsend for Andrew Jackson, because BT2 is now taking a monumental beating from the house robots! Suddenly, Aneurysm remembers his loss in the house robot rebellion. How could he just let Asterix get away with that?! Aneurysm turns around in a fiery rage and advances on Asterix, who turns around, sending danger, but the gaul has no time to react because the 11500rpm disc is already in his face!
CRASH!
And this is why I called this the Crash & Burn Tournament! Asterix has crashed and burned out, his front wedge gone, and is now lying on his side near the arena wall! :proud: What a mighty hit! That was certainly revenge, as Aneurysm turns his flywheel on BT2 now, who is now cornered in the CPZ by Obelix, and slams into Tonys bot, scattering sparks and shat like that. Damn it I rhymed. :proud: Well, it looks like BT2 is now immobile and unable...to function at all. Anyway, Aneurysm backs into the pit release button, opening the pit. Obelix has scooped up the dead competitor onto his wedge and dumped him near the pit. Aneurysm tilts Asterix back onto his wheels, and Asterix is mobile again, speeding away from Aneurysm as fast as he can! However, now being inverted, he can now use that other previously inverted wedge to dangerous effect! The Watcher counts BT2 out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
And Asterix heads right at Aneurysm, absolutely flat-out, and this cant end well -
CRASH!
Thats the other one gone! Asterix is now without front and rear panels, but the same hit sent Aneurysm flying away - OH BEJESUS! Look at this, Aneurysm lands on his big rear on the arena railing, but the disc hits the floor a split-second after, and catapults Aneurysm way out of the arena! Asterix, despite losing both wedge panels, does a victory spin as Obelix shoves BT2 down the pit and also begins to spin around.
CEASE!
Bloody Tears 2 is bloodied so rare it just wont wash off. :proud:
ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Obliteration VS. The Ultimate Wedge
Well now, whats this? Another fight? Could it be?! Yes, it is! :proud:
Obliteration is basically an invertible Phrizbee clone, and we all know how powerful Phrizbee is. And with invertibility? Killer. But being invertible, as always, exposes its wheels from the top.
The Ultimate Wedge is similar to his brother, Knightrous Wedge, but is shaped like Voltronic, uses LEM200s, and has a flipper that can toss well over 500kg. Its also got good pushability and speed.
Roboteers, stand by...
The Team Gore house robots will be Double Big Mac and Double Whamlet. The Watcher sidles into the arena to begin the match.
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ACTIVATE!
TUW races out of his spot almost immediately and bores down on Obliteration but the latter merely sidesteps the charge, causing TUW to slam right into the wall! By the time Aaron manages to get his bot off of the wall, Obliteration is very much up to full speed and is coming right at TUW! Aaron laughs at this seemingly dangerous approach and TUW turns right around to face Obliteration, who is very near TUW now. Suddenly TUW backs away from Obliteration and reverses into the arena wall. Before Chris can snicker, TUW guns the motors and rams Obliteration at full speed! The result of this clash causes hardly anything to happen to TUW, but Obliteration is flung like a...er...a Phrizbee across the arena :proud: and goes all gyroscope city, spinning around like crazy, and landing on his back. In comes TUW with the flipper and TOSS!!! WOAH! Obliteration just went flying across the arena, and is now stuck on the arena wall! Uh oh, this isnt good. And TUW confirms my statement by tossing Obliteration right out of the arena - WOAH! Obliteration almost landed right back into the arena! Bouncing twice off the railing, and landing right back outside! I guess it was, as Aaron said, Having to keep your opponent in the arena long enough to have fun, and this wasnt it. :proud: DBM and DW shift mournfully.
CEASE!
Obliteration experiences high tide. :proud:
THE ULTIMATE WEDGE ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Tails VS. Dante
Its-a me, Mario! Uh...I mean, its-a me, Kody! Err...aw forget it, lets just continue.
Tails is Steven McGregors creation here; its a wedge with a front flipper and some spinning tails in the back to attack opponents with. Hes pretty nimble too. This bot is completely designed after Sonics little buddy, Tails. It wont do well against crushers, though.
And in the blue square...I mean, heres Dante, who has tough armour but not a lot of it. Hes got two oversized wheels, and also he sports a really big, really mean, vertical flywheel. Hes not invertible, and so he uses tungsten carbide bars to self-right.
Roboteers, stand by...
Well well well, the femme fatale housies are here: Taki-san and Tira-san. And The Watcher too, as always.
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WOAH! Tails blew out of his spot so fast he mustve broken the sound barrier! :crazy: And Dante isnt fast enough to get out of the way, nor get his flywheel up to speed! WHAM! Oof. Ooh, that hadda hurt. Dante finds himself inverted near the angle grinder, yet Tails didnt use his flipper! This fight is already heating up as Dante rights himself and Tails smashes into him again at mach speed, sending Alexs bot flying into an empty CPZ! House robot attack! Taki-san gets there first and crashes into Dante as fast as Tails. Dante suddenly has a case of the flying sickness and lands inverted again. Tails cuts off a disc attack from Tira-san and tosses Dante about halfway across the arena and follows. He then turns and buries the rear weapon into Dantes backside! Dante is not looking too good, but he rights himself and gets away. Taki and Tira return to their CPZs as Tails comes in for another ram, but mistimed it and misses, almost hitting The Watcher. The Watcher backs away from the scene and Dante comes forward now, finally getting that giant disc up to speed. Suddenly Tails seems cautious and is trying to outmaneouver Dante. Dante isnt fooled and turns to the side, nicking Tails side with that flywheel. Ooh, holy flying metal Batman! Tails left side panel just went flying across the floor! With just a nick! Wait...Nick...forget it. :proud: Anyway, Dante seems to be the one in control as Tails is scurrying away to try and find some way to make this fight go the way he had it before. Dante reverses into the spinner button, activating the spinner in the middle of the floor, but a fat lot of good thatll do. We need a better spinner. :lame: Hey, Dante just drove right over it! Cool. Tails, knowing that this is the perfect chance to strike, strikes. Dante cant turn fast enough and Tails whizzes under the wheel. Dante pops a wheelie and lands on his own disc. The resulting effect of this is Dante throwing himself right into another empty CPZ. Tails again beats the house robots to the punch and slams into Dante, throwing him on top of the wedge. One flick of the flipper, and Dante does a 360 over top of Tails and lands in front of an incoming Taki! WHAM! Poor Dante is taking the worst of this fight so far, but that deadly disc could bring home a victory and bring it home quick. As Tira moves forward, Tails seems to be pondering whether he should let the house robots have the fun, but it seems that he wont, because hes now doing an about face and careening right at Dante. WHAM! Dante is hit but the disc is at full speed and collides with Tiras top armour. OUCH! Tira is now 20 feet seperated from her top armour! Tails activates the flipper and tips Dante onto his back. Dante tries to self-right but Tails is already in his face and tosses him again, sending Dante over the pit and into the pit release, opening the pit - WOAH! Tails made it over the pit before it descended! Now thats quick! :proud: The Watcher is trying extremely hard to restrain Taki from tearing the competitors to pieces. Tails, meanwhile, is having second thoughts about elongating this fight and decides to end it by shoving Dante down the pit. Dante doesnt want to go down the pit and heads for the floor flipper instead, reversing as he does so. Tails chases him down but not so fast that hell be caught off-guard by a disc attack. Taki and Tira again return to their CPZs, but Tails goes right into Takis CPZ and - O_O what the?! Tails just danced around Taki completely! Visions of Onslaught riding around Matilda just sprang through my mind...anyway Dante is ready with the disc, and now Tails is caught between the disc and a really pi$$ed off house robot. Dante advances, and Tails activates the flipper. WHOA! Taki advanced, sticking the wedge under Tails spinning tails, and Dante hit Tails at that exact moment! Dante goes flying away, to fight another day, and Tails is bolted upwards, and comes down on that electric wedge. Tira races over to get revenge on Dante, but Dante is away and Tails escapes Taki and were back to the fight, or whats left of it. Tails approaches Dante, who has the disc up to speed again, and reverses to the left to avoid a charge, and then rams Dante from the side. Somehow, I dont think the flipper is working! OH DEAR! The disc on Dantes is slowing down, and now it has stopped! Not good! And now Dante is riding around Tails, doing the deadly tango with his opponent, and very near the flame pit.
10...9...8...7...
Tails gets away and Dante spins around to expose the rear.
6...5...4...
Tails smashes into Dante and barrels him into Tiras CPZ.
3...2...1...
Dante lands on top of Tira, and gets stuck.
CEASE!
HEY WHATRE YOU DOING?!? Taki just raced in and smashed Tails exposed side with the cutting blade! And Tails has started to smoke! Taki, cease has been called, I daresay that was not very nice! And sure enough, The Watcher comes in with the red card and shoves Taki back into her CPZ!
To the judges!
Tails - Dante
Aggression = (4-1)
Damage = (2-3)
Control = (3-2)
Style = (5-0)
Strategy = (5-0)
Total = 19-6
Dante is sent back to the land down under, and Taki takes a big time-out!
TAILS ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Biohazard VS. Megabyte
Looks like repairs are in order, Steve...
Well I think its time to finish up the Heat E bracket really quick since tactics are in already. Vengeance match time!
You all already know Biohazard. If you dont, youve had your head up your arse for too long. :proud: For those that have, Biohazard is a long, wide, LOW box with titanium skirts and a unique lifting arm. However, hes not invertible, and his arm does not right him. Will he get revenge?
Megabyte is a Ziggo-shaped bot with spikes all over and a flag, like Ziggo. However, hes coloured orange. However, hes got no srimech. He beat Bio before, can he do it again?
Roboteers, stand by...
Ancalagon the Black and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI wait in their CPZs.
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ACTIVATE!
Its Biohazard who makes the first move, trying to get over to Megabyte before that shell gets up to speed. It seems that that didnt work, because hes now backing away. The camera does a close-up of the Megabytes spinning shell. There is no doubt that it is spinning at full speed. Biohazard turns around and backs into Megabyte.
CRASH!
Sparks fly, but no dead robots yet. And Biohazard seems to have taken little-to-no damage from that hit! Megabyte goes all gyroscopic and lands right-side-up in the middle of the arena. The shell is not spinning...Biohazard backs into him again and pushes him against the wall. Megabyte slides off the titanium box and gets away. The shell starts to spin again, and this doesnt look too good for Biohazard. Biohazard decides to bore at him again, this time from the front.
CRASH!!!
+1>AAAAHHHHH!!! Excuse me, Im speechless and I have to go away for a sec before I can speak...okay, let me explain what just happened. Biohazard approached Megabyte from the front. There is a major-bot collision, and both robots go flying. Most importantly, Biohazards arm is lying on top of the pit. Biohazard himself is in Exa-Gore-Ics CPZ, completely immobile, and Megabyte is upside-down, perched on his flag, spinning on the spot, very slowly. Not only that, but Biohazards front armour is completely mangled by that hit. Holy flying everything! Since Exa-Gore-Ic cant grab a robot like that, Ancalagon comes over and mangles up Biohazard some more. SMASH! Biohazard suddenly is on his back and SMASH! back on his dead feet! ¡Ay carumba! Well, since Biohazard is on his dead feet, and Megabyte is in a position but can still move if placed on his wheels, The Watcher comes over and starts counting Biohazard out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
CEASE!
Biohazard is reduced to toxic waste.
MEGABYTE ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Heat E Semi-finals
Tails VS. Megabyte
The Ultimate Wedge VS. Aneurysm
FIGHT RESPONSE: Thank you very much, Mr K! :proud:
DRAW RESPONSE: Thank you very much, Mr K! :lame:
HEAT E
ROUND 2
MegaByte VS TAILS
Rush-rush-RUSH MegaByte right from the start to stop that nasty shell getting up to speed. From there, somehow slip the wedge under the bodywork or one of the blades and topple that orrible piece of work over!
If things get really desperate, turn on the tails, wave goodbye and go for the full-on assault!
Its robot fighting time!
Tails beat Dante and The Watcher beat Taki. :proud:
Megabyte completely destroyed Biohazard to advance.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Obelix Bulguous and Double Whamlet.
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ACTIVATE!!
Tails flies out and hammers Megabyte, getting the flipper under and tosses Megabyte into the air! Megabyte, thanks to the gyroscopic forces at work, lands on his wheels and is able to continue the match, getting the shell up to speed. Tails races around and desperately tries to get the wedge under that annoyingly low full-body spinner, but is spun away and is thrown instead into the arena wall! Tails gathers his bearings and rushes Megabyte again, only to be thrown aside once again as the ferocious FBS tosses him yet again! Tails turns around and exposes the deadly tails weapons and reverses into Megabytes deadly spinning shell, going for the full-on assault!
CRASH!!!
SPARKS! :proud: And Tails is thrown yet again, but this time Megabyte imitates him, having been thrown backwards himself! Both robots land on their wheels and Tails races in before Megabyte can get up to speed, and throws him over! And its all over now! Megabyte is inverted on the arena floor, but Tails will think not of a countdown and carries Megabyte to the wall, then activates the flipper. Megabyte hits the railing and comes down inverted again. Tails tries again, and this time Megabyte lands on the arena camera track!
CEASE!
Megabytes glory comes to naught as the arena camera tracks are his destined spot.
TAILS ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
Coming up: The Ultimate Wedge VS. Aneurysm
NOTE: When I was writing this fight I was on a computer that actually read the words out for me. I highlighted the entire fight and the damn thing read it out for me. Im still laughing. :proud::proud::proud:
No you cant come out of your corner, Taki! Oh, uh...next fight! :crazy:
After obliterating Obliteration, The Ultimate Wedge is ready for more action, and more OOTASs. :)
Aneurysm tore Bloody Tears 2 to bloody shreds and is now looking to do the same here.
Roboteers, stand by...
Tira-san and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI will be the housies.
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ACTIVATE!!
TUW is up and under - WOAH! What a flip that was! Aneurysm is belly up and now scurrying away as TUW makes a fresh attempt at another OOTA! Aneurysm turns around and exposes that deadly cutting flywheel but TUW just runs right into it. There is a loud SNAP, and something tells me that TUWs flipper has been disabled, because Aneurysm is not tossed away off the wedge! This doesnt look good, but Aaron still has the better power, speed, and traction here, as Aneurysm slides off of TUW. Aneurysm cautiously maneouvers to get at the sides but TUW keeps the wedge pointed at his enemy. Aneurysm gives up on this tack and drives at TUW again.
CRASH!
Tira looks envious from the CPZ as sparks litter the arena! Aneurysm is flung away a bit, and that hit seems not to effect TUW at all. Aneurysm is too late to get out of the way as TUW charges, but TUW merely goes by the right side of Aneurysm and turns to get a good view. Perhaps Aaron has poorer control now? Aneurysm spins up the blade and finds the sides of TUW. More sparks litter the arena! TUW seems unaffected, as the side panel is clearly still there with little damage, but Aneurysm is still at it, still cutting, still biting, still laying on the hurt. TUW moves away but Aneurysm is on his arse, spinning up the blade again and moving in for the win! Suddenly TUW spins around and Aneurysms blade hits TUWs flipping arm again.
CRASH!
Once again, a shower of sparks litters the arena, and TUW finds himself barely hanging on to his flipping arm! But at that hit somethings happened to Aneurysm. The blade is not spinning at all. TUW rams Aneurysm from the front but Aneurysms away, dodging around the wedge and rearing into the superbot, pushing it into the wall. TUW slides out and attempts a ram, but finds Aneurysm gone. Aneurysm is quite the nimble bot despite his design. TUW finds Aneurysm at the rear and backs into him. Aneurysm U-turns and drives into TUWs side, pushing him into Exa-Gore-Ics CPZ! Exa-Gore-IC, however, is unable to grab TUW and so only pushes him against the wall. Tira is finally able to express her emotions and travels across the arena, completely ignoring Aneurysm, whom she fought and won against in the first Robot Rebellion. Aneurysm doesnt care, hes rather occupied with trying to win the fight, and THE BLADE IS SPINNING AGAIN!!! Tira smashes TUW with the flywheel and an excretion of green and purple sparks surrounds them! Aneurysm vents his own feelings by joining the house robots and hammering TUWs side with the cutting blade! More sparks! TUW is in serious peril here, and finally Exa-Gore-Ic releases TUW, who gets out of the CPZ. Tira nicks Aneurysms side with the flywheel, causing more sparks, green and purple marked with gold from the armour on Aneurysms side. Aneurysm reverses Tira into her CPZ and goes after TUW again, who is still not out yet, but moving yet more slowly than ever. Aneurysm gets the blade up to speed and hammers the flipping arm again, and this time it goes flying off, passing close to the flame pit! TUW pushes Aneurysm in a feeble sort of way but Aneurysm escapes again, and, spinning the blade, cuts TUWs side again. Theres the side damage! We can clearly see a gash in the right side of TUW now! So damage has been done inside and outside! TUW isnt moving too well out there and Aneurysm backs him into the flame pit. TUW gets off of the flame pit and turns the wedge towards Aneurysm. Aneurysm disregards the positioning completely and ploughs recklessly into the giant wedge full force. Even more sparks! Aneurysm gets away before TUW can try and turn this match around, and Aneurysms blade is slowing down, and now its stopped again! Not spinning! However, this fight has been all Aneurysm and no wedge! AJ is grinning widely and TUW randomly drives over the closed pit, very nearing Tiras CPZ. Tira longs for some death but TUW reverses back over the pit. Aneurysm flings himself at the pit release button but by the time the siren sounds, TUW is well away from the grave.
10...9...8...7...
TUW stops, and now I think he is immobilized. Aneurysm pushes TUW into Tiras CPZ.
6...5...4...
Tira cuts into TUWs rear and tears off some armour amid more colourful sparks.
3...2...1...
Aneurysm comes in with a final shove...
CEASE!
A very one-sided fight. My moneys on Aneurysm, but lets see the judges decision.
The Ultimate Wedge - Aneurysm
Aggression = (1-4)
Damage = (0-5)
Control = (1-4)
Style = (0-5)
Strategy = (1-4)
Total = 3-22
The Ultimate Wedge meets his ultimate doom.
ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
Heat E Final
Tails VS. Aneurysm
(Message edited by kodster on December 07, 2006)
KABOOM! Im here! :proud:
Tails beat Dante and Megabyte. Do we even need descriptions of the fights?! :proud:
Aneurysm trashed Bloody Tears 2 and whupped The Ultimate Wedge in a judges decision.
Roboteers, stand by...
Asterix Heroicus and Ancalagon the Black guard the CPZs this time around.
3...
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ACTIVATE!!!
Tails flies out immediately and is determined to get out to a good start as Aneurysm goes out to greet him with the deadly flywheel! Tails dodges it barely and gets a flip in. Aneurysm lands on his head, but follows Tails around. Tails has the better speed, so he gets away easily, and turns around to try and attack the sides of Aneurysm again. Aneurysm isnt fooled and keeps the front pointed towards his opponent. Tails turns, but Aneurysm pounces on the opportunity and smashes the side of Tails with the flywheel! Tails is flung away with a gash in his side (the one that Taki did not get), and does another spin when he stops to show that hes still mobile. Aneurysm gets the flywheel up to speed again, and Tails has to run away again as AJs bot comes at him. Tails decides that hed better put an end to the flywheel of Aneurysms and turns around to expose the spinning tails. Aneurysm actually turns away and avoids the rear charge of Tails, and slashes the other side of Tails. The panel comes flying off, and Tails finds himself in a perilous situation! He speeds away like Sonic to a chili dog stand :proud: but Aneurysm is hot on his...tails. :proud: Tails tries the kamikaze trick again, exposing the spinning tails, and Aneurysm decides to crash right into it.
CRASH!
Yay! Fireworks! :proud: And it looks like the plan backfired, because the weapon that was disabled was the spinning tails! Ooh...Tails doesnt look so fast now, wobbling away towards the pit release button, but Aneurysm cataches up to him and smashes off Tails rear weapon! Tails stops completely at that hit. Aneurysm pushes Tails onto the pit, and himself hits the pit release button, thus defeating his opponent and robbing the housies of their fun. Bad luck, boys!
CEASE!
Tails gets his tails removed, and gets removed from the rest of the tournament.
ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINALS!!!
-Aquarius
-Enter the May Tracks
-Orka MK4
-Clawdius Decimus Murderous
-Aneurysm
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Heat F
Tough As Nails VS. Bulldog Breed
Warrior SKF VS. Chaos 2
The Disc 5 VS. Slammer V
Breed VS. Shovearound 2
Tactics? Predictions?
predictions?
sure!
TAN vs Bulldog Breed
Bulldog Breed is a standard wedge-flipper, and not the best for that matter. TAN is original, and effectiive, TAN for the win.
Warrior SKF vs Chaos 2
Ok, I dont know that much about Warrior, his weapon looks amazing, but eyes can be deceiving (I can tell, Im a designer :P). Chaos 2 has proven itself over the years. Still, Im affraid that Warriors weapon IS amazing and will ensure victory.
The Disc 5 vs Slammer V
Lol, great matchup. Slammer V is a well-designed robot, bu will he have the aces to actually BEAT The Disc? I think not, while The Disc can easilly clober Slammer V around.
Breed vs Shovearound 2
Uhhhm... close match, the PTT finalist might win, thats all I can say
Tactics? OK.
BULLDOG BREEDS TACTICS
Bulldog Breed has beaten Tough As Nails before, but I do know is that this is hardly going to mean anything. After all, it was a very close fight last time. Just get underneath the wheels, get him close then try and flip him out, or perhaps use the superior traction (which I think BB had last time) to get him pitwards. Otherwise, its the old catch me if you can routine.
Itd be interesting if I end up fighting Breed. Dont let that influence you though.
GO TAN TAN TAN TAN, tough as nails needs to get his claw into the wedge and stop him flipping.... its happened before with turbulence although turbulence got free
HEAT F
ROUND 1
CHAOS 2 VS Warrior SKF
Trust me to get Revenge of Trouble and Strife times a million. Hasnt Chaos suffered enough? :lame: Not much I can really do here, except keep to the sides and flip it near an arena wall before the disc gets up to speed. With any luck, itll probably OOTA itself for me. :wink:
HEAT F
ROUND 1
CHAOS 2 VS Warrior SKF
SKF has a good spin up as the weapon only does 1000rpm. Spin up, tear his wedge off, flip him out the arena...
Ill have my cake and eat it too :proud:
Okay, as of now, Bex has taken Tims place and his robot entries. That okay, Bex? :)
Anyway, lets get Heat F started!
Tough As Nails is a Dutch robot with rear wheels and two, giant hardox pincers. Its been painted pink with green specks just for this occasion.
Bulldog Breed is a big, bad wolf of a bulldog with a big, bad flipper. And if you dont take care, youll feel the bite and bark at the same time.
Theyve met, theyve fought, and Bulldog Breed came out on top last time. Will history repeat itself? Or will the Dutch robot have his way?
Roboteers, stand by...
Taki-san is finally out of her timeout corner and scouting the arena alongside Double Big Mac.
3...
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ACTIVATE!
W00ty. And its TAN who comes out with the fists...err...pincers...flying. :proud: Bulldog Breed screams out of his spot a few seconds later, colliding with the arena wall. Now out of his trance, he puts the front wedge out at TAN and screams out again. TAN has Bulldog Breed in the pincers but is rammed into the wall all the same, and tossed up against the wall. Luckily, TAN lands on top of Bulldog Breed and off the rear, and now the tables have turned! TAN has got Bulldog Breed against the wall and in his pincers! The pincers clamp! Its all over now for Bulldog Breed! Or is it? Bulldog Breed pushes backwards and pulls forwards, trying to extricate himself from the grip, but its futile, and now TAN knows exactly where to put him! He backs into the pit release button, opening the pit, and goes for the suicide dive, flinging Bulldog Breed in first and, because hes clamped his opponent, falls in afterwards! Short fight!
CEASE!
Bulldog Breed is sent back to the pound.
TOUGH AS NAILS AVENGES HIMSELF AND ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Chaos 2 VS. Warrior SKF
Right....slammer to use its DOOMSADAY DEVICE attachment and destory earth and the disc alogn with it....Im sure its in the stats.....really.....
I suppose if you cant find that use the nooses designed specifically ofr killing the disc...get hold of it, slam it until it dies.
Third option....die myself.
Moving up the chain!
Chaos 2 is even more familiar than Biohazard...if you live in England. :proud: Hes basically a wedge flipper with two wheels and a rounded top. Hes been really successful with two Series titles under his belt, but hes aged so much, will he really win another fight?
Warrior SKF is less familiar, but if youve seen him, you KNOW what damage potential hes capable of. :proud: Hes also got a wedge flipper, but also a deadly horizontal rear spinning ring. It may only reach 1000rpm, but its extremely powerful. Does he even have a weakness?!
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Double Whamlet and Ancalagon the Black.
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ACTIVATE!
Chaos 2 is out and away, and Warrior SKF is chasing him down immediately, almost as fast as Chaos 2 himself. Chaos 2 goes around the arena, aiming for the front wedge of Warrior SKF since theres not really any other options except the sides, which are dangerous to approach. Ah! Chaos 2 just got under Warrior SKF and WHOA! Theres a flip! Warrior SKF is now inverted but he rights himself with the flipper. The disc remians spinning...strange. Chaos 2 rushes Warrior SKF again but Warrior SKF has had enough games and turns around to expose the disc ring. Chaos 2 thinks better of this because hes now doing an about face and going the opposite way. Warrior SKF follows the former RW champion around the arena. Chaos 2 decides now to let the house robots do some killing and heads over to Whamlets CPZ. Whamlet greets Chaos 2 with a shove, something Chaos 2 was expecting. Worse, hes pushed into the disc!
CRASH!
Well I think thats the end of Chaos 2s back end, because it doesnt seem like he has one, from that mangling! Heres Warrior SKF with a shove, and a flip! And Chaos 2s inverted, and Warrior SKFs disc coming and - AHHHH!!! Chaos 2s flipper just go torn apart! Umm...not good...since that was the only way that Chaos 2 could right himself. And Warrior SKF coming in with the disc again and OHMYGAWD!!! The side panel just goes flying off, and a lot of smoke is emanating from the exposed CO2 canister. The end is near for poor Chaos 2, and Warrior SKF confirms this by shredding off whats left of the flipper. The Watcher comes over to have a look. Im surprised hes not flying away screaming. :proud: And as the countdown begins, the house robots close in!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
And the end is here! Warrior SKF gets more destruction and shreds off some of the other side. Whamlet comes forward and grapples the broken former champion, slamming the twin axes down. I do say, Whamlet, dump him down the pit...nope, Whamlet takes the wreck over to Ancalagon, who starts destroying the remains with his discs...you know, Im not sure if George Francis will be able to put this poor robot back together...its not even a robot anymore, just broken motors and electronics...theres hardly anything to dump in the pit now, anyway.
CEASE!
Chaos 2? What Chaos 2? Theres no Chaos 2 anymore.
WARRIOR SKF ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: The Disc 5 VS. Slammer V
Yea but there are bits of TAN that are pink thanks to me... :)
Okay, Bex has officially taken Tims spot. :)
Why?
because you just gave tactics for TAN :proud:, and you seem to be coming into the FanFic section a lot...why not? youre a part of the crowd too. And I certainly dont to retain Tims name, eh? :lame:
Disc will just do what it does. Target the wheel areas. They might not be exposed any more, but maybe I can jam or loosen something. Or jam and loosen something, which would rule:proud:
As for the noose... No special plans. I see it as one of those things that looks good on paper, but once you factor in real life issues like aiming it at a moving target from a pod at least ten feet away I think its just too hard to effectively use.
Enough stalling! Lets get right to the grudge match!
Slammer V is an round-bodied axlebot by Lord Doomforall himself, Alex Holt, with two self-flippers and several head attachments. Its using the nooses for this one with the hopes of sliding the them around his opponents wheel hubs.
The Disc 5 is a semi-finalist of the first robot rebellion. A concept by Frank Goacher, it may look like an axlebot, but its actually got 6 wheels, 4 being used, and protected by giant hubs. Its weapons are the disc in the middle and the axle that spins with it. The axle has little tungsten teeth to prevent being gripped by vertical crushers.
Yet again, these two come. They see. But who will conquer?
Roboteers, stand by...
Asterix Heroicus and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI patrol the CPZs today.
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ACTIVATE!
The Disc rolls out to greet his unworthy adversary, as Slammer applies his tactics immediately, aiming carefully but missing his mark. Asterix spins omniously in his CPZ as The Disc comes forward and buries the oh-so-dangerous flywheel into Slammers wheel hub! Sparks fly, but the hubcap stays on, and The Disc backs away as Slammer comes forward to, er, slam his enemy into the wall. The Disc spins around and lightly taps Slammers rear with his own hub. Slammer rears into The Disc and is thrown up a bit as the flywheel comes back into play! The same hubcap takes another hit but remains steady. Slammer tries to ram The Disc but because of Slammers design it is not really effective against Franks monster. The Disc gets his weapon up to speed and Slammer bolts towards the pit release button, slamming into it, bouncing off and almost landing himself in there as well. :proud: The Disc rams him from behind and tears up the back end, throwing Slammer against the wall. Slammer activates the self-flipper to get himself off of the wall but The Disc comes in again and smashes the front of Slammer. Slammer tries vainly to get the nooses around the wheel hubs but it just isnt working. The Disc pushes Slammer into the pit release button, and theyre dangerously near the pit! Slammer pushes back and almost gets The Disc in the pit, just missing by an inch! And The Disc is trying to push Slammer in the pit but no; Slammer runs away towards the other side of the arena! The Disc is really peeved now and he continues to play the hunter as Slammer turns his attention to the house robots. He goes towards Asterix but the house robot has already perceived Alexs thought and so goes forward blindingly fast and throws Slammer up into the air a few feet. The Disc stops in front of Asterix and Slammer crashes down onto his opponent rather noisily. OH WHAT WAS THAT?! something came flying off the top of Slammer! Its one of the self-flippers! The flipper panel has come off! Somehow, that hit had loosened part of the flipper, and it just fell off! Now Slammer is in trouble, and taking damage from The Disc again! Its the other wheel hub, and its gone! Asterix returns to his CPZ, his job done. Perhaps he doesnt realize that The Disc is an enemy to him as well. And now Slammer has returned to the area near the pit, hoping The Disc will fall for this trick but unfortunately Frank does not fall for dire folly such as this. The Disc waits patiently between a CPZ and the pit, and Slammer is driving around randomly, and turns around to face the pit. The Disc charges right out, and hits the same wheel hub he hit two times before. It comes off this time, and Slammer is now in a predicament. Its wheels exposed, its armour chewed up, one of its flippers gone, and its nooses ineffective, Slammers only option is to try and trick The Disc into killing himself, but I dont really think thats going to work here. The Disc charges again, and Slammer reverses right into the wall; The Disc crashes into him a second later, tearing off another piece of armour. Slammer uses the other flipper...to push himself up against the wall. The Disc holds him there, then releases him two seconds later. Slammer gets away and once more returns to the edge of the pit. The Disc chases him down and again almost gets him down the pit, but Slammer makes a left turn and crashes into the wall again. He reverses, but The Disc is gone, so no hope of pushing The Disc into the pit. Speaking of The Disc, he rams Slammer from the back, chewing up the armour again! Slammer is now becoming rather tired of this fight and starts to circle the pit. The Disc just waits near the arena wall. Slammer stops circling and rushes The Disc, getting thrown onto his back for his efforts, and the front is really woebegone now, strips of metal torn out and bent. Slammer reverses away and The Disc catches up to him, pushing him into Exa-Gore-Ics CPZ. Exa-Gore-Ic, however, cant seem to find a good hold on Slammer...wait, theres the clamp on the extension in Slammers middle! Uh oh... and Asterix has remembered the encounter in the robot rebellion because hes trying to ram The Disc from the back - WOAH! Asterix and The Disc go flying! The Disc almost lands OOTA but falls on the railing and back on his wheels. Asterix lands, tumbling, and falls onto his back. Exa-Gore-Ic, meanwhile, has taken Slammer to the flame pit, and is cripsy-frying him there. :proud: Theres The Disc coming at Asterix now, and Asterix with the big wind-up, and POW! That hadda hurt both robots. The Disc goes flying and lands right near Exa-Gore-Ic, and ASTERIX IS IN THE PIT?!? Ouch! The hit caused Asterix to spin in the air and tumble straight into the pit! Thats one house robot down, but The Disc is now mainly concerned with his opponent now, who is released from Exa-Gore-Ic but rather slow and sad-looking. The Disc rams his weakened opponent and tears off more armour. At that Slammer stops completely. Exa-Gore-Ic starts to come out again but The Disc gets in his way. However, The Disc cant seem to hit Exa-Gore-Ic with his weapon. Likewise, Exa-Gore-Ic is not able to get the claws around The Discs width! Almost unnoticably, The Watcher comes in and doesnt even count Slammer out. In fact, he shoves Alexs oldest vapourbot right on top of Asterix! The Disc reverses and smashes The Watcher with the flywheel, earning a yellow card from the angered ref.
CEASE!
Slammer V has lost again to his adversary.
THE DISC 5 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Breed VS. Shovearound 2
Sorry, Im away right now and I only have time to post this message.
I shall have some fights up by Wednesday or sooner. Same goes for my house robot tournament.
Just kidding. :proud:
Breed is a clusterbot; the first weve had in this tournament. You Can Plant A House (YCPAH) is a wedge with rounded sides and rear and a small drum at the back. You Can Build A Tree (YCBAT) is almost exactly the same, but instead of a drum it has a front linear actuated lifting arm.
Shovearound 2 is rather famous...in the ARC. Its actually been 3rd ranked in the hypothetical PTT5. Its a box with side and rear skirts, and some lifting forks in the front. Its also invertible but it prefers to be right-side-up. Its made the third round of the house robot rebellion.
Roboteers, stand by...
Tira-san and Obelix Bulguous stare out omniously at the competitors.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
The Breed partners split up and head towards Shovearound, who decides to take care of the twin with the drum. YCPAH shoves into the shover as his buddy hits the pit release button, opening the god-forbidden pit. Shovearound returns the question with an answer that smashes YCPAH to the wall, lifting the forks. As the wedge is tilted, the drum hits the ground. OUCH! YCPAH is flung across the arena almost at lightning speed, landing inverted but still maneouverable. YCBAT tries to get under the rear of Tonys terror but in vain; the skirt is very much resilient, and very much staying down, and now YCBAT is very much on top of the skirt, and is very much being back-slammed into the reverse wall. Ouch. YCPAH comes into Shovearound from behind and smashes the left skirt with the drum. SPARKS! The skirt comes up, and YCPAH tries to stay there, but Shovearound goes forward and YCPAH attempts to chase him down. YCBAT intercepts his buddy and both Breed partners are a little shaken after that collision. Shovearound wastes no time, shoving both of the clusters into the wall at the same time. YCBAT bounces off the wall; cant seem to get the lifting arm under the skirt as he tries to attack. YCPAHs drum hits the wall and he flies off the wall, landing on his snout and tilting back right side up, but Shovearound comes in and shoves him across the arena...into the pit! BOOM! One down, one to go. YCBAT finds himself alone and rather helpless now that his weapons done shat, and Shovearound is coming back for him with the forks in front! YCBAT runs away for the pit and almost falls in himself! Shovearound carefully avoids the danger zone and gets to the other side of the pit, intercepting YCBAT with the forks and flinging YCBAT past the pit and into the wall! YCBAT bounces into the wall and OH NO! One of YCBATs wheels is stuck inside the pit edge! Shovearound knows that he has now won this battle, and so moves around the edge of the pit and flicks YCBAT on top of his brother.
CEASE!
Breed expires and goes extinct. Wont be seeing a hybrid like this anymore. :proud:
SHOVEAROUND 2 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Heat F semi-finals
Warrior SKF VS. The Disc 5
Shovearound 2 VS. Tough As Nails