*scratches head*
*starts playing Hot Gossip by the Blues Explosion*
Hey, this chip aint all bad! *solos* I plan to destory everyone with dodgy guitar playing /clipart{rofl}
...and keep it down, Im on the night shift!
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*scratches head*
*starts playing Hot Gossip by the Blues Explosion*
Hey, this chip aint all bad! *solos* I plan to destory everyone with dodgy guitar playing /clipart{rofl}
...and keep it down, Im on the night shift!
Dont forget your ear muffs, Aaron!
Thats not me. My hair is brown :P
Dave Sez: Hmm, pie?
STEVE SEZ:
Soz for delay again, chaps. Just hope this has been worth the wait. :S
RUN AWAY! Matty yelled and the quartet quickly separated as Sergeant Bash shot towards them.
Distraction time, I feel, Chris said briskly and, in a little shower of sparks, he had morphed into the slightly battered Love Bite. Acting quickly, the double-wedge shot across Bashs path as the House Robot made his way over to Kody. Put off by the rammers buzzing-around, the Sergeant twirled his flamethrower around and gave a sudden burst of fire! Love Bite escaped in one piece, although part of his side had been rather nastily singed. Still, Chris had managed to gain the Sergeants full attention, as the duo began darting around the laboratory in circles, taking care not to stray too close to the centre Pit.
In the meantime, Alex was already in robot form, the Archangel slowly revving up to maximum speed as Love Bite led Bash in its merry dance. Slowly, the domed destroyer made its way across the lab and as the Sergeant appeared to slip himself under the double-wedges side and begin to slowly crumple into the titanium shell, the Archangel smashed into the House Robots side with a horrible crunch! As Alex spun aside, Bash relinquished his grip. Although he had stood up to the damage OK, a nasty slice had gone right across his camoflague paintwork. Letting off an angry burst of flame, the Sergeant twirled round and lowered his flamethrower, making a charge at the plodding Archangel! He was barely a few feet away from this whirling quarray...when Super Gore intercepted from the left and easily slipped its claws underneath the House Robots side! Before Bash could do anything, Kodys arm was raised and the bulked-up bot was tipped onto its side. Immediately, the Sergeant activated his own side-arms - only to land on top of the waiting Love Bite and Queer With The Gear! Digging their wheels hard into the arena floor, the duo shoved with all their might in the direction of the Flame Pit! Whirling the flamethrower around wildly, with bursts of fire illuminating the room, Bash tried to escape - but to no avail! In mere seconds, the mechanised Chris n Matt had dumped him over the edge and sent the House Robot to melt in the white-hot fires below.
Consider that your dishonourable discharge, Kody smirked, morphing back to human form with the others.
Well, at least that was better than AJs matieral, Chris sighed as the doorway slid open again and the party made their way back into the corridor.
**********
Meanwhile, chaos was consuming the upstairs office. Aaron, AJ and Agent Mann were madly dashing all over the room, deperately trying to avoid all manner of unusual attacks - swipes from Richs claws n tail; stray blasts from Toms laser guitar; and hefty swings of the fish club Frank had removed from his eternally-vast trouser pockets! All the while, Refbot and Chrome just stood at the back of the room, smirking at the unfolding scene.
This is madness, AJ wheezed as a laser shot blew up the coffee flask he was drinking from, Were under fire and we cant do anything because were under fire from civilians!
We cant run forever, you know, Elle panted, narrowly cartwheeling away from Richs crazed slashing, sooner of later, well have to stop and face the music.
The Ideas Fairy appeared to have just made a visit to Aarons brain. Holy Home And Away, Ive got it! he exclaimed and quickly shut himself inside one of the holding cubes. Stall em! he whispered urgently, removing the Team Braveheart spare parts from his own pockets, Ive just got to fix one or two things. Although pretty clueless as to his actual plan, AJ and Elle followed orders and continued careering around the office, the brainwashed Forumers still madly pursuing them.
[Most amusing], Refbot chuckled darkly, [Its only a matter of time before their batteries run out and this Annihilator draws to a close]. He was right. Andy and Agent Mann were definately tiring fast as their three unwilling foes kept up the chase. Things were starting to look very grim indeed for the party when:
Are we ready to rock?! Aaron burst out of the holding cell, holding a very crude electric guitar, twin speakers built in on either side of the strings. Twiddling the volume key on the neck up to WTF?!, the Aussie jammed two little pieces of Hardox into his ears, cried Cover your ears to his companions and struck the strings violently.
The F chord reverberated across the office, knocking the humans to the floor and juddering the robots like they were trapped in a paint mixer. As the guitars ringing began echoing, three weenie explosions signalled the active chips demise and as Aaron turned the volume right down to Mute, he gave a triumphant cry of: Id like to thank you all on behalf of the group and I hope we passed the audition!
Streuth! Tom exclaimed as he sat upright, that was a pretty weird experience, if I do say so myself. Getting back to his feet, he brushed himself off and let loose the riff from Walk Idiot Walk. Still got it, it grinned.
[You...YOU...AAAAAAARRRGH!!] Bike-light eyes flashing violently, Refbot swung around and smacked Chrome over onto his back, a few pained groans coming from the bionic boxer as he lay dazed.
You know, I think we may have outstayed our welcome, Richie said nervously, whos up for scarpering home?
Sounds good to me, Frank replied, hitching up his trousers, Im behind schedule for the next League fights as it is!
You guys head off then!, Aaron told them, just keep going down until youre out the factory! Well take it from here! and wasting not a second, the freed three shot out the room and out of sight, just as Alex, Chris, Kody and Matty charged into the office. The team was back together, baby.
[FOOLS!] Refbot barked [YOU DARE TO SHUT DOWN MY GLORIOUS REVENGE OPERATION?!] In his pitiful rage, he picked up the demonstration and hurled it at the intruders, [YOULL PAY FOR THIS DISRESPECT! GUARDS! GUARDS!] The side door opened once more and three final figures emerged - Growler, Sir Killalot and Mr Psycho.
Just like all the others, these three too had had several modifications. Sir Ks armour now covered every square inch of his body, thick sprung skirts shielding the tracks while the huge claw and the mind-bendingly fast drill lance glistened in the neon lighting. Mr Psycho too sported similar alterations, his hefty hammer actually punching a hole through one of the holding cubes in a little demo of his power. Growler shared the skirts and full body armouring as well, a werewolfs howl emerging from his steel lips as the two rows of pointed Hardox teeth in his mouth released a lance similar to Killalots he was initally clutching.
Stats if you please, Nicole, Chris blurted in a rush, quickly now. On the double.
[...processing...
NAME: Sir Killalot
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 9
- Speed = 5
- Manoueverability = 5
- Defense = 9
- Traction = 7
- Aim = 7
NAME: Mr Psycho
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 10
- Speed = 4
- Manoueverability = 4
- Defense = 10
- Traction = 8
- Aim = 7
NAME: Growler
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 8
- Manoueverability = 7
- Defense = 8
- Traction = 9
- Aim = 4
Is that it? Kody snorted confidently, OK, these dudes look mean, Reffie, but theyre no match for the seven of us!
[I believe you mean the six of you?] Refbot sneered and the Canadian gawped at what he saw.
Matty was sitting atop Growler, the drill lance in his hand and the stray demo chip stuck on his forehead.
DECISION TIME!
The good news? Youve destroyed all but one of the remaining mind control chips and freed your hostage buddies! :proud:
The bad news? The nastiest House Bots of all are about to put an end to your pesky meddling permanately and a brainwashed Matty has now joined them!
Theres no escaping until Refbots last minions have been scrapped, so whats the plan now, gents? :)
Psycho is slow, stay the heck away from his weapons and bug the hell out of him. 10 for defense though, we need Aaron and Alex to get to work there.
As for Matty...crud.
Okay,
Technical Plan A:
Become Knightrousoxide. Start spinning on the spot while cranking the spinning disc up to speed. Once up to speed, Aim for the edges of these sprung skirts and tears the corners up. Repeat until the skirt is removed.
Suicidal Plan B: (This is my fav :proud:)
Spin the disc up to full speed. Get one of the flippers to flip me up into the air, where Ill land disc first into the top of the HR, with my disc energy and full flying 100kg robot weight into the opponent. Hopefully doing a lot more damage.
Standard Plan C:
Just leave Matty behind and go home for a coffee.... :proud:
Dave SEZ: PIE!
STEVE SEZ:
Another long wait. Hope this isnt draining your interest in the proceedings. : S
Just you stay out of harms way, missy, AJ warned as he shunted Agent Mann aside, we can handle this and he promptly morphed along with the others to mechanical form.
Quickest in as always, Love Bite narrowly avoided one of Growlers charges (Matty sitting astride, mad as hell) and began running rings around Mr Psycho! Initially pretty disorientated keeping track of the nippy box-wedge, the House Robot failed to notice the Archangel scuttle up alongside and smack into the side-skirts with a horrible crash! The mechanised Alex spun away...while Mr P stood with barely a scratch on him and finally managed to grab hold of Love Bite by the claw, whom he aptly raised up on high with grim satisfaction!
The Archangel too was now finding itself in hot water! While attempting to rerev the spinny shell, Growler and Matty thundered across the office and pinned the mighty FBS into one of the walls! However, just as the sharpened teeth began to slowly sink their way into the Angels outer claws, Super Gore came to the rescue and scraped its pincers underneath the mad dogs side-skirting! Wasting no time, the Big Nipper lookalike began lifting the powered-up pooch off the arena floor...but Alex barely had time to waddle away before Growler crashed down onto his wheels and slammed the Canadian backwards into one of the holding cubes before pinning down the Archangel again!
Killalot meanwhile was left on his lonesome. GeForce and Knightrous Oxide appeared to be nowhere as the neon knight slowly trundled around the room looking for them. He was just about to make his way up to top of the office, when Aaron Knights spinning alter-ego flew over the desk and smashed its whirling flywheel right into Sir Ks head as GeForce crept around the table for a side-attack! Everything was going perfectly here for once...at least until Knightrous Oxide finally fell to the floor on its back and Killalot hoisted it off the ground with his horrific claw! Wasting no time, Andy was in action, scraping beneath the side-skirting...when the Warzones own Knight of the Realm whirred around and effortlessly pinned the Gravity lookalike up against the office wall!
Agent Mann surveyed the scene - her comrades were either jammed against the walls, being crumpled by giant mechanical hands or trapped in a large metal box!
Oh bloody hell, she sighed and in a flash of sparks, she had gone. In her place stood a sleek triangular wedge, a large single-headed hammer resting on top of its sloped body shell. Enscribed on either side was the legend Her Majesty on top of her Union Jack paintjob. In an instant, the newly-formed machine had bolted across the room and thrust its axe into Mr Psychos side! With what sounded like an electronic howl, the hefty House Robot released its grip on Love Bite, whom toppled back onto its wheels and darted over to annoy Growler. Barking savagely, the mechanical mutt turned his attention away from the Archangel and began chasing Love Bite around the ring, while Her Majesty was now busy hammering Killalot as he released GeForce and Knightrous from his grasp! With Elle and Chris keeping the House Bots satisfied, Alex quickly reverted back to human form and slashed the now-normal Kody out of the cube with his lightsabre.
Plan needed, guys! he called, narrowly hopping out of Growler n Mattys path.
Way ahead of you! AJ yelled back. Normal once more too (and stuck atop the desk with Sir K on his way over), he plucked a fresh coffee canister from his person and threw it right next to the brainwasher generator at the back of the room.
OK! he announced, set for 30 seconds! Now lets get the hell out of here!
Couldnt agree more! Elle called as her now-human self deftly dodged Mr Psychos hammer, but what about Matthew?
Leave it to me! Kody grinned and promptly tackled Matty to the ground. Just as Growler whirled round to exact a little revenge, the newly-formed Super Gore grappled Mr Fowler in its front pincers, arms pinned to his side as he tried to fight against the claws.
Good plan, Kody! Chris cheered, now how about we RUN?! and wasting no time, the five heroes shot back out the office, Super Gore not far behind with Matty in its clutches.
[COME ON! GO AND GET THEM!] Refbot howled to his slightly dazed lackies [FOLLOW THEM! EXTERMINATE THEM BEFORE...]
[Hey, boss!] Chrome called dizzily [dya have any idea what this is?]
Refbots electric eyes widened as he read 0:00:03 on the coffee canisters timer.
**********
Now back on the surface world, the gang sprinted out the rear of the warehouse, Super Gore right behind carrying Matty.
Let me guess... Bertie groaned, ...another imminant explosion? Is there anything you guys wont blow up?
Just zip it and get going, will you?! Elle snapped as everyone jumbled inside him, unless you rather fancy the idea of drowning in Nescaf¨!
All right, all right, the bus grumbled and with a mere click or two, the wings and rear booster were back in action and the Sodor transporter was back in the air.
Hey, guys! AJ called from the back window, its just about to...3...2...1.... The crew stumbled to the back and exchanged proud grins as they witnessed coffee flooding up through the warehouses cracked windows, Andys the biggest of them all.
...erm...Kody? Gonna let me down now? The others whirled round and found Super Gore lowered a once-again normal Matty back down to the ground.
Guess his chip must have gone bust when the generator blew, Chris reasoned.
Shame, Alex smirked wickedly with a twirl of his lightsabre, I wouldnt have minded removing it myself.
Oh and...erm..., Aaron said nervously as he approached Agent Mann, c-can I just say that y-y-you kicked ass back there? A vampish wink from the MI5 employee quickly turned the Aussie engineer a deep maroon.
That reminds me!, Matty interrupted, why didnt you tell us you could transform too?! And why the hell didnt you ever use it to help out in all the crazy stuff we faced earlier?!
You never asked, she retorted simply with a flash of her tongue.
WOMEN! Matty cried exasperated and grumpily settled down with his copy of the latest Mans World.
A brief word from the author to say once more Soz! for the delays :sad: and to reveal a little bit more about Agent Manns alter-ego :):
NAME: Her Majesty
BODY: 4WD low triangular wedge, sloped sides
ARMOURING: titanium
WEAPON: 180 degree pneumatic axe. Acts as srimech
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 5
- Manoueverability = 5
- Defense = 6
- Traction = 6
- Aim = 7
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So, another suspect is off the list...and since only one more remains, I can now give you the start of Chapter 6 early. :proud: Up in a sec, lads :)
Dave SEZ: Don€™t Believe the Truth.
STEVE SEZ:
CHAPTER 6: I AM THE EGGMAN
DATELINE: Random Field, West Cumbria, England, 7:34pm
Darkness began to settle over the hills of the Cumbrian countryside. Not a single sign of human life could be seen for miles. The only sound that could be heard for miles was that of a single-decker bus grinding down to a halt at the bottom of a particularly large hill.
Final stop, Bertie announced, the Big Round Gentleman should be found just around this mound o grass.
Goody, Chris grumbled, more walking. Receiving a flick on the back of the head from an irritated Alex for his troubles, the intellectual hopped out the bus with the others and the group clambered up to the top of the hill. Quickly reaching the summet, they peered down over the top and clapped their eyes on an unusual structure.
In a valley between two hills, surrounded by steel fencing, was a large metal building. It was almost fortress-like at first appearance, with tall humanoid robots patrolling its perimeter, the floodlights shining off their deep blue armouring as their domed heads scanned the area.
That, my friends, Agent Mann whispered through her binoculors, is Smellafield Nuclear Power Station.
Kody nearly choked on the tea he was nicking from Andy. What?! Are you telling us that suckers radioactive?!
Thats a good point, actually, Chris added, I thought Smellafield shut down back in the 80s after one of the workers tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich with the reactor core and almost created a nuclear apocolypse.
It should still be shut down, Elle replied, but not any more. According to recent MI5 reports, Robotniks been using it as a sort of hide-away for whenever the heats on him. Its perfect, really. Whos going to suspect that an international evil genius is camping out in Cumbria of all places?. AJ began raising his hand, but a swift slap from Aaron halted its progress.
When you two have quite finished... Chris scowled, giving the duo a stern glare, OK, Nicky, any possible means of sneaking inside?. A few moments passed as Nicole processed the map through.
[Blueprints indicate possible entrances in main doors, air ventalation tunnel on left side of building or hatchway on top of vicinity. Top entrance can be accessed via steel ladder on right side of building].
Spoilt for choice again, I see? Aaron groaned with a roll of his eyes. Those routes could be a lot worse, I suppose, but my real problem is with those guys, he added, pointing to the SWATbots littering the outside of the base. A moments pause.
...does that Spoon has a can opener, buddy?, Kody asked AJ nervously.
DECISION TIME!
Well, youve made it to Robotniks HQ OK - its just getting in thats the hard part :proud:. You now know the potential routes, so all you have to do is select which one you think would be most suitable. Just dont forget about the SWATbots, OK? Those wrist lasers really sting if they get a direct hit on you :wink:
Ok, when it comes to the routes, is splitting up a good idea? My vote probably goes for the upper entrance, everything else noteworthy seems to have been high up so far. Could Nicole run a scan for us?
As for the SWATbots, we didnt get any stats but im just gonna ram the Hell out of them :p
i sw the roof, mainly so i can push people off it if they begin to bug me
On Chris request, heres the SWATbot stats for ye: :)
NAME: Random SWATbots
BODY SHAPE: android, domed heads
MOVEMENT: two legs
ARMOURING: steel/titanium
WEAPONRY: laser blasters fitted onto wrists, laser rifles. Yep, the Doc likes his lasers :proud:
SRIMECH: arms
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 5
- Manoueverability = 6
- Defense = 5
- Brains = 6
- Aim = 6
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Also, if you want to split up, try to confirm whom you want to go where. It helps the author out a fair bit, yknow :proud:
Would my spoon be able to deflect the lasers back? If so, Ill give that a go...
lightsabers can deflect lasers, so ill do that. Plus i have some nice shiny chrome bits on archangel to do the same
Commit Hari-kiri. I owe the guys now, so jsut charge at whatevers aiming /making the lasers and try and slice it. If I die, I die.
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STEVEO SEZ:
After more juicy delays, the next part is finally ready and with the subject of this chapter being rather close to me, it should hopefully give the quality a little shot in the arm :):
I guess its distraction time again for me, Chris sighed, but hed barely started transforming into Love Bite when Matty grabbed his shoulder and caused him to revert back to human form.
Not today, Professor Hawking, he grinned wickedly and put the stolen Popes hat onto his head at a jaunty angle, consider it payback for the kerfuffle I keep causin . And with that, he whipped his hastily repaired InfiniTune from his pocket (lovingly decorated with duct tape) and shot down the hill with Paranoid blaring full-blast from the speakers.
[WARNING! WARNING!] the SWATbots blared, [INTRUDER DETECTED ON PERIMETER! ALL PATROLLING DROIDS TO THE MAIN ENTRANCE!] Within seconds, Matty found himself surrounded by no less than 20 of the mechanical guards.
[PRESENT ARMS.] one of them ordered and just as they raised their arms to fire...
NOW!
With more bounce than Zebedee himself (and a little help from GeForce), Alex leapt into the circle and began swishing his lightsabre around like nobodys business. With lightning-quick reflexes, the Oddestsey master deflected the laser shots, which bounced off the blade with a series of blue flashes back into the SWATbots electronic guts! No sooner had the first few guards began to fall when the others charged over towards the group, itching to take out the rest.
KAMIKAZE! Aaron yelled as Knightrous Oxide appeared a few seconds later alongside Love Bite and the duo shot straight into the fray, several droids (and their assorted parts) cast aside in the process.
Steeeee-rike! AJ cheered, just as one of the larger SWATbots took aim at him and fired his wrist blaster. With some quick figiting, the Swiss Army Spoon was back in action - this time in Mirror Mode. Back at you! Andy grinned, as the red laser bounced back and shot straight through the guards domed head.
By now, barely half the troops remained in action. Her Majesty was happily bludgeoning a droid caught in Super Gores clutches into a coaster, while Knightrous and the Archangel were taking immense pleasure in scrambling the soldiers remains across the battlefield. Even Matty was able to cause a little Grievous Bot Harm of his own. Well, Im sure youd short-circuit too if youve ever seen the way he dances to Black Sabbath tracks.
Only a few more seconds of oily conflict remained until the SWATbots found themselves scattered over a rather wide area. There was a brief, proud silence from the group just before several deafening sirens began echoing across the plain.
Well, Matty said chirpily, whos up for running away and hiding somewhere very secluded? All human once more, the others nodded vigourously and together, the magnificant seven shot to the side of the building and scurried up the ladder awaiting them to the flattened roof.
Cmon, guys! Kody panted, darting over to the submarinish hatch, lets get in before more of those Imferior Stormdroopers show up! But the instant he had opened the hatch even a crack, he slammed it shut again. ...scrawlin with em, he squeaked, whadda we do now?
...hang about, Aaron said quizically, theres only six of us. Wheres Andy?. His question was quickly answered as he saw AJs legs sticking out of a air ventalation funnel. A wide grin began to spread over the Australians face. It seemed the Ideas Fairy had returned once more.
**********
ARGH! Sonofabitch!
Shhh! Dya want us found out?
You try keeping quiet when Matty rams into you from behind!
I resent that in every possible context!
Just everyone shut up, will you?!
With a sudden spark, the Swiss Army Spoons torch mode illuminated the dark vent shaft and quickly silenced the bickering investigators.
Considerably better, Alex whispered, now lets hurry along. The Haze scenting in here is driving my sinuses insane.
It didnt take them long at all to find something that struck their interest, though. Barely a few seconds crawling ahead was a grate in the bottom of the vent. Leading the bizarre human train, Aaron peered down into the lab below. A short man in green could be seen sitting monitoring a security computer with a Britney Spears-style mic attached to one ear. He was bald, save for a few single hairs standing on end, and had a long thin nose that twitched as he grumbled incoherently to himself.
SNIVELY!
The short scientist leapt off his chair in fright and sprang to attention, quivering something dreadful. Even the spies above him gave a little jump as they heard Dr Ivo Robotnik waddle into the room.
G-g-g-good evening, sir, Snively trembled in his nasal, English tones, I-Im terribly sorry the alarms woke you up, sir, b-but you see.... His apology was cut short as the mad Doctor grabbed him by the scruff of the neck.
Snively, what the devil is going on?! I was in the middle of the finest fox-hunting dream Ive had in ages, when all of a sudden, the air-raid sirens start up and it feels like World War III is going on all around me! Dont tell me ...
I-Its not the hedgehog, s-sir, the little lackey replied nervously, the Patrol Leader reported several humans infiltrating the base before we lost contact with him. With a vicious snarl, Robotnik released his grip and allowed Snively to fall in a jumbled heap on the floor.
Then that means the British government has finally blown my cover! Well, were not going to stop now that were this close! How long until the Chaos Crater Creator is fully charged?.
J-just ten more minutes, sir, Snively answered, dizzily getting back on his feet.
Excellent, the Doctor smirked, release the EyeSpies and have them comb the grounds for those intruders. And once charging is complete, deliver the contents of Cell #1 to the Testing Range. He let out a brief maniacal chuckle. I think Id be hard-pressed to find more fitting targets, he sniggered darkly and left the room with his trademark toothy grin.
...you could always try pointing that thing at yourself, Uncle Julian! Snively hissed as the doors to the lab slid shut, maybe then Id get a little bit of peace in this festering pit! and cursing under his breath once more, he returned to the console and got back to work.
...Julian?! Andy snickered, the previous conversation easily audible from the vents above, no wonder he made Ivo his criminal alias. Ringos a better name, for cods sake. A sharp kick from Alex quickly halted AJs giggle spurt.
Cmon, Chris whispered, lets get going. According to the plants blueprints, we can get to the holding cells further along the vent.
Crawl for your lives! Kody grinned and the troop began slinking along the dark metallic shaft.
OW! For Gods sake, Matty!
**********
The group wasted little time negotiating the winding, branching tunnels. Despite the many twists and turns, they made good progress in their journey through the vent system.
Better pick up the pace, gentlemen, Agent Mann whispered as she examined her Rolex by torchlight, weve only got 3 minutes before your Wedge gets atomised.
Its OK, Aaron replied quietly, Nicole held out in front of him, the grate into the cell block is just right he...oh, I dont believe it!
What now? Alex asked, afraid he already knew the answer.
Its not Wedge Devo, the Australian groaned, I can see right the way down the wing and it aint there. He was right. Through the grate, however, he could see two anthropoids sitting in the cell nearest him. Bound both hand and foot were a red-haired chipmunk with a matching blue vest n boots and a rabbit in a strapless pink top, her left arm and her legs strangely both mechanical. Standing guard in front of the cell were two more of the Doctors droids - one, a lanky metal chicken; the other, a green pepperpot on tank tracks with drills for its nose and hands.
Well, Aaron said to no-one in particular, this is the weirdest thing Ive seen in the last few minutes. He turned back to the others. ...say, if I said there was a chipmunk and a rabbit being held prisoner down there, would you think I was mad?
No more so than usual, AJ grinned, receiving another swift kick from Alex for his troubles.
Nicole, the Aussie whispered, pointing Nicoles sensor over the grate, any info on the ladies below?
[...processing..........oh.]
Oh? Chris piped up nervously, why oh? Is that a bad oh? What is there to oh about?
[...erm...nothing], the computer quickly replied, [Data located. The chipmunk is Princess Sally Acorn, present heir to the throne of Planet Mobius. The other is Bunnie Rabbot, an early victim of Dr Robotniks early Robotisation regime.]
Super, Matty mumbled, another stuck-up bird, to which Agent Mann gave him a painful nudge.
And how about C3PO and R2D2 down there? Aaron added.
[...accessing data...
NAME: Scratch
BODY SHAPE: android chicken
MOVEMENT: two legs
ARMOURING: Hardox
WEAPONRY: sharpened beak, super sonic screech, the brains of the duo
SRIMECH: arms
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 6
- Speed = 7
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 10
- Brains = 3
- Aim = 3
NAME: Grounder
BODY SHAPE: pepperpot
MOVEMENT: two outer tank tracks
ARMOURING: Hardox
WEAPONRY: drill nose and hands. Hands can also be automatically interchanged with other weaponry (i.e. proper hands, saws, grappling hooks etc)
SRIMECH: arms
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 7
- Speed = 6
- Manoueverability = 5
- Defense = 10
- Brains = 2
- Aim = 4
A perfect 10 for armouring?! Aaron spluttered, those guys look like Kustom could send them to Silicon Heaven.
[Information is reliable] came Nicoles reply, [these two robots are programmed under Tooniversal programming laws. Therefore, they will always remain operational, regardless of their physical state. However, the Tooniversal software is rarely used, since it limits the subjects thinking capacity]. At that, the Australian gave a broad, wicked grin.
Whos up for psyching out some Charlies?
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DECISION TIME!
Another day, another dead-end. :proud: But theres no reason for you to just turn round and head back home just yet - theres a mad Doctor to be stopped and two potential allies to rescue. First, though, youve got Laurel and Hardy to get past. Itll be interesting to see how you guys decide to tackle these two, particularly if you have any memories of these chaps from years back... :)
This is easy.
Use the cliched throw a spanner down the hall to get separated, then one of us fakes the other, and soemone else paints a black cirlce o nthe floor. The disguised person then tricks the remaining machine into standing on the black circle, which theyll discover to be a hole and fall into. Thereby manipulating thier programming. We then repeat with the other one
hmm...i remember the way i disorientated Gumby...(boy, if computers could glare, i was KIDDING)
Ok, these guys may be fast but they lack the mental compacity to control their actions at their fastest, in other words, i can run rings around them...and lead them to Alexs hole :p
My plan is to pepper Scratch using Grounder, and then Kody can eat him. Then we just need one of the spinners to smash Grounders tracks off.
DAVEO SEZ: Ive been dreaming of a time when the English are sick to death of Labour
STEVE SEZ:
High on a Beatles binge, I bring thee the next installment! :)
This is just so stupid! Sally groaned with exasperation, weve managed to go ten years without having to get involved with any of Robotniks crap - then one day, we go out for brunch and all of a sudden, were prisoners of war again! Thats what I get for wanting a Starbucks, I suppose.
Dont get yersel in a twist, Sally Girl, Bunnie told her encouragingly, Well be outta here in no time. After all, weve been in tougher spots than this before.
Oh, give it a rest in there! Scratch screeched, I can barely hear myself think! The area briefly went silent; the only sound being the gentle rustling of the tumbleweed within the mecha chickens head. Thats better, he sighed with a lazy grin.
The tranquil mood was quickly punctured, however. As Grounder took a smug deep breath too, something flew down the corridor and bounced off his rounded head with a comical clang.
Hey! he exclaimed dopily as he picked up the strange object, where the heck did this come from? It looked like some sort of Swiss Army Knife, a spanners head as its present setting.
I think it came from over there, Scratch replied, craning his long neck down the corridor, come on, weve gotta check this. But Grounder shook his head.
Nuh-uh. Dr Robotnik said weve gotta guard the prisoners. Remember the last time we left our post and that little mushroom guy we caught got away?
Well, how was I supposed to know the Aliens Directors Cut would last so long?!, the chicken snapped. Just get going, lugnut! It could be intruders!
Yeah, Grounder, go on, Sally grinned, well be fine here. We can take care of ourselves, yknow. But Grounder still refused.
Dr Robotnik said hed put us back on Sanitation Duty if he caught us not at our stations. I still havent gotten over that night he tried out Indian food. Scratch shuddered. He clearly couldnt forget that either.
Look, well make a compromise, he suggested and removed his head from its shoulders with a little pop. Sitting it down in front of the cell, his body then proceeded to decapitate Grounder before placing it next to Scratchs cranium.
See?, the chickens head explained, now our bodies can go after the intruders while our heads watch the prisoners.
Thats great! Grounder cheered, but he seemed less impressed as he saw their headless bodies stumble and trundle aimlessly down the corridor, knocking into anything possible along the way.
Weve really gotta get a tune-up soon, he suggested, wincing as his body began spinning round in circles and proceeded to trip up Scratchs. But the chicken seemed more interested in the giant piece of cloth falling towards them. Wait a minute. Giant piece of cloth?
...what the?! he yelped, but his words were cut short as the two heads suddenly found themselves buried under Alexs grey fleece jacket.
All too easy, Agent Mann chuckled wickedly as the magnificant seven approached the cell.
Oh mah stars! Bunnie exclaimed, Who the hoo-hah are you?!
Relax, ladies, Kody grinned, we were just passing by and saw that you could use a little help. Stepping aside, he allowed Alex to make his way forwards and easily sliced through the cell door with his lightsabre.
...um...thanks?, Sally replied, still a little nonplussed as Alex broke the girls bonds, what are more humans doing here, anyway?
Trying to find a missing bot for a mate, Aaron explained, just dont ask for the finer details now because weve been globetrotting all day and weve hardly had a breather sinc -
...Nicole?! the Princess gasped abruptly as she noticed the handheld computer.
Excuse me? a befuddled Chris inquired, but he then found the palmtop snatched from his hands and being embraced by the delighted chipmunk.
Oh, Nicole, Ive missed you so much! she cried joyously, Im not going to let you out my sight ever again!
[Good evening, Sally], the computer replied, her voice somewhat more pleasant than when she spoke to Chris, [it is good to be back under your command again.]
Exqueeze me, Andy chimed, raising his hand, but just what the Dickens is going on?
This computers mine, Sally told him, Ive had her ever since I was a little girl. She vanished just a few weeks ago and Ive had no idea where she was. How on Mobius did you ever find her?
We had a little help from a friend, Matty said with a roll of his eyes, his mind cast to a Scotsman with severe acne.
And its the last help youre ever gonna get! someone screeched behind them. The group spun around and saw Scratch and Grounders heads hopping angrily along the ground, the jacket having been shaken off as their bodies dashed back over and replaced their nickel-plated noggins.
All right, Bunnie said, raising her mechanical fist, whos up for a lil crash course in engineering?
Hold it! Andy butted in, Ive a better idea and with the Swiss Army Spoon back in his hand, he stepped out the cell towards the charging mechanoids. Quickly fiddling with the gadget, he found the felt pen function and hurridly drew a large black circle in front of him. Scratch and Grounder kept coming...but froze suddenly as they stepped onto the circle. Nervously, they looked down and felt their Tooniversal chips kick in. Moments later, the duo found themselves hurtling down the makeshift hole, their comical screams echoing on the way down before a loud CLANG reverberated around the corridor.
Thats usin the ol noodle, sugar!, Bunnie cheered as she clapped AJ on the shoulder. The might of her robotic hand very nearly had him down the hole too.
So then, Matty said brightly, whos up for some rather uncourageous fleeing? Unanimously, the nine raised their hands and promtly bolted down the corridor. No-one noticing a battered Grounder hovering back up through the hole with his helicopter blade hands.
I think I severed my server Scratch wheezed as he clung onto his partners waist.
**********
Just this way, guys, Sally said quietly, her nose buried in Nicoles screen as the others followed close behind. So engrossed was she in following the map (and Chris too, from over her shoulder), that she ended up bumping into a very familiar vertically-challenged man.
Why dont you watch wher - . Snively froze from picking up his papers. Not only were his old enemies standing before him, but seven complete strangers seemed to be chaperoning them. YOU! he barked and quickly adjusted his headset, Dr Robotnik! The intruders have released the prisoners! Sound the ala -
Sound this, Igor! Chris snapped and bonked the mad scientist on the head with Nicole just before sirens started blaring from the speakers along the wall.
Hey, careful! Thats sensitive equipment! Sally called as she whipped a laser pistol from her right boot and followed the troop past the howling Snively. After a few moments of seemingly random scurrying from corridor to corridor, Chris finally stopped outside a pair of large metal doors with a relieved smile.
An emergency exit! he cried, Come on, guys! Freedom awaits! Together, the nine swarmed through, only to find themselves in an enormous empty metallic room, almost as big as the Mentorn warehouse. The group tried to double-back, but the doors had sealed themselves shut. Alex and Bunnie kept battering away at them, but to no avail.
I-I dont understand! Chris spluttered, examining the computers blueprints with a degree of panic, Nicole couldnt have been that badly damaged from the blow! How could that map possibly - .
Sally intervened by flipping the palmtop the right way up.
Oh, Chris groaned. Right. Suddenly realising which room they were actually in, he gave a startled squeak and pointed out the large golden cannon bearing down on them from up on high to the others, a glistening Emerald placed at intervals along the barrel with Dr Ivo Robotnik sitting at the controls. An twisted grin was spread across his pudgy face as he peered down at them through his tinted glasses.
Well, well, well! he barked merrily, It looks like Im going to get my target practice after all! But whats the point in keeping something so much fun to yourself, eh? S.S.S.S.S. Squad assemble!
From a hidden back door of the Testing Range, several bodies emerged. First through came Scratch and Grounder, now patched up and looking madder than ever with a laser rifle each. Next came Snively in his Uncles prized Egg-O-Matic hovercraft, looking particularly smug as he opened the underbelly hatch to reveal a large stockpile of explosive eggs. Finally streaking through the door came what looked like a sleek robotic hedgehog, its spines and fingers both sharpened to a menacing point as its red eyes glistened menacingly.
I give you my new and improved Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad! the Doctor announced proudly, I was going to save them for an encounter with Sonic, of course, but then again, this is a training room after all and they need to brush up on their skills. With a sinister chuckle, he snapped his fingers and with a bark of GO!, the S.S.S.S.S. Squad advanced on our nine protaganists.
Its OK! Chris flustered in his slightly panicky state of mind, Its OK! Ive got their stats! Ive got their stats! and hurridly flashed them to the others:
[NAME: Egg-o-Matic
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 9
- Speed = 7
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 6
- Aim = 8
NAME: Metal Sonic
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 10
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 7
- Brains = 7
- Aim = 5]
Well, nothing else for it now, Kody announced as his hands began morphing into Super Gores pincers, Let the wars begin!
...Im sure one of us has already made that joke, Aaron sighed.
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DECISION TIME!
Seven humans and two superevolved animals against two mad scientists, three killer androids and the ultimate in honking big laser guns. Battle royales dont get much royaler! :proud: Plans of action now required, with the girls stats below to aid in your strategies: :)
NAME: Princess Sally Acorn
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 5
- Speed = 6
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 5
- Brains = 9
NAME: Bunnie Rabbot
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 6
- Manoueverability = 7
- Defense = 7
- Brains = 5
Happy oil-spillin, yall! :wink:
Morissey is good. As is this RPG. Nice work, Steve!
No one glare at me! Isnt the brainiac allowed to make ONE mistake?
Erm...ok...pants, i call dibs on Scratch and Grounder, i sure that i can take both considering their limited brain compacity :p
Intervention from the real Sonic would be dandy :p
I wish to die please :) Something that would mentally scar and distract the others to make ht e plot more intersting while making me look like a hero. Something ironic wouldnt go amiss either. SOmething bloody by me impaling osmething up my arse?:P
You might have a plan there Matty, you stick somethign up your arse, they all cover there eyes/sensors and i go round lopping off their heads/cotnrol centers with a lightsabre.
Sorted
*Gives Matty a soap and points towards the showers*
Im going after the metal Sonic! Its only metal! AND I LOVE THE TASTE OF METAL IN THE MORNING!
Spin, Spin......... WIN!
DAVEO SEZ: Nothing :)
STEVE SEZ:
And the Lord said Let there be another part to this meaningless attempt at fan fiction.
And there was.
And there was much rejoycing. :proud:
The team simply stood there, the S.S.S.S.S. Squad just about to meet them head-on. All our heroes were ready to strike. All except for Alex, who was whispering something to Matty.
...hey, the man they call Fowler grinned, Thats just crazy enough to work! and with no time to waste, he grabbed the Swiss Army Spoon and leapt into the mechanical menageries path.
Just turn around, guys! he called out, setting the device to Very Suspicious-Looking Object Mode, weve got a plan! and as they followed his orders, he quickly yanked down his trousers.
What happened has been officially deemed unfit for broadcast by my internal censor. Suffice to say, the sight had both Scratch and Grounder screaming before they ran to quiver behind the Chaos Cannon, Snively cowering on the ground underneath an inverted Egg-O-Matic and Robotnik just about ready to throw up as he turned his head away.
The horror! The horror!, the two cartoon criminals cried.
My virgin eyes! Snively howled.
I may be a bad egg, the green-faced Doctor groaned as he lent over the side of the Cannon, but Im not that bad! Suddenly, there was a sharp yelp and a clank of metal. The Sega scoundrels slowly turned back to face the team. Matty was slowly pulling his trousers back up, Metal Sonic standing before them, the Swiss Army Spoon cast to one side.
What the Shakespeare?! Matty exclaimed, how come Spamcan ruined my performance?
Newsflash, Elton, Robotnik smirked, the red colour returning to his face, Metal Sonic here is pure-robot and thus, his emotionless nature makes him unable to be sickened by your sordid little peepshow. With that closing statement, Metal Sonics claws began whirring menacingly.
Visuals normal! the Doctor barked to the others, S.S.S.S.S. Squad reassemble! With that, the Egg-O-Matic was back in the air and Snively swooped towards the group. Scratch and Grounder reemerged from behind the Chaos Cannon and both looked madder than ever. The chicken deftly pulled a rocket launcher seemingly from nowhere, while his tracked companion carried him into the battlefield, one arm replaced by a lethal-looking laser cannon.
Run!, Aaron yelled and the nine crusaders went their separate ways across the enormous room.
Snively was the first into the fray. Hot on the heels of Andy and the girls, he let loose a few Eggrenades from high above in his Uncles prized contraption, the blasts of each narrowly missing the fleeing quartet.
My, he sneered, the people look just like ants from up here and hurled two down himself, Elle and Sally cartwheeling to safety.
That sneakly lil shrimpboat! Bunnie growled, hes too darn far up! Ah cant hop high enough to pay im out! It was then the Ideas Fairy suddenly paid a visit to AJs head.
Jump on and get ready to attack! he called and quickly reverted to GeForce form. Twirling away from another Eggrenade explosion, the Gravity lookalike positioned itself and allowed the girls up on the flipper one at a time.
What are they up to? Snively asked himself as he grabbed a fresh bomb. Peering over the edge of the craft, he found out. With a squeal of surprise, he saw Sally shooting up towards him and felt her flat boot smack into his face. Rubbing his nose as she rolled back down to earth, he then felt the high heel of Agent Manns footwear smack him square in the forehead. A sea of stars almost blinding him, the short scientist could just about make out Bunnies large metallic foot rocketing his way before he felt it smash into his entire face and eject him the carrier. Ms Rabbot somersaulted back onto the ground along with Agent Mann, whereas Snively flopped unceremoniously to the floor, the Egg-O-Matic crashing nearby. Back in normal form, Andy walked up to the black and blue lackey.
I hate you, he proclaimed dizzily and fell back to watch all the pretty stars flying around him.
It was at that point that AJ noticed Metal Sonic. Both Alex and the transformed Knightrous Oxide were attempted to pursue him, but the mechanical clone was running rings around them (no pun intended), charging into them with the occasional Spin Dash.
Its no good! Alex called, swinging his lightsabre round frantically, hes too damned fast to hit! If we could just keep him still for a few seconds... It was at that point that AJ hit upon another idea. Two within mere minutes of each other? Give the man a cookie.
Get over here! he yelled to them and (taking a few more nicks for their troubles) they followed, just as Andy switched the Spoon to PrittStick Mode and set his plan into motion. Metal Sonic careered over seconds later...and came to an abrupt stop right in front of them. The clone looked down and found his feet stuck fast in a patch of the well-loved brand of glue.
Just glad to be of service, AJ grinned and simply looked on as the lightsabre and the flywheel began dismantling the fearsome replica.
In the meantime, Scratch and Grounder were having little to no luck at all. Chris, Kody and Matty were nowhere to be seen.
Keep your vision circuits peeled, the chicken whispered, just as Chris stepped out in front of them from behind the Chaos Cannon.
What are you doing? he groaned, Were over there! Not over here! Why would we be over here of all places?
Oh. Right, Scratch said simply, Sorry about that and the duo turned away from him.
Imbeciles, Chris chuckled and let The Queer With The Gear zip out from behind the cannon and slice into one of Grounders tracks.
Hey! he exclaimed as the rubber tread snapped in two, that was just mean! Scratch tried to defend his companion, but Super Gore had crept up from behind and snapped his weedy legs in two before he could get his laser rifle sorted out.
This is all your fault! he screeched, Youre the one who wanted to look this way!
Nuh-uh! Grounder retaliated, Youre the one who fell for that trick first, so its your fault!
Is not!
Is too!
And their targets stood forgotten as the low-watt pair began scrapping with each other, their petty name-calling intermingled with the sound of metal beating the crap out of metal.
With friends like that, who needs enemies? Kody sighed and the trio walked away from the pile of parts that only a few moments ago was their nemesiseses.
I hope youre happy now!, Scratchs detatched beak pouted.
Not so loud! Grounders head replied a few metres away, youre screeching into my audio sensors!
Well, Chris said chirpily as they rejoined the others in the middle of the Testing Range, that couldve been a lot worse. But their congratulations were cut short as they heard Robotniks infuriated snarls from above on the Cannon, the megalomaniac tugging his moustashe in rage. Next to him now sat Snively, looking pretty miserable with a large steak held over one of his eye. Things were about to get worse for the Doctor, though, as something sliced its way through one of the walls and announced in a familar voice:
Hey, Robuttnik! Have I missed the party?
SONIC! the Doctor yelled. And so it was. But that wasnt all. Through the hole the hedgehog had made came his closest companion Tails (hovering in with his twin namesakes), old-time rival Knuckles the Echidna (gliding onto the scene, as was his style) and the self-proclaimed love of his life, Miss Amy Rose (smacking a few excess bricks away with her enormous hammer).
Well, this is bad timing, Aaron sighed, as AJ frantically fumbled about for his autograph book and Chris borrowed Nicole for a few specs:
[NAME: Sonic the Hedgehog
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 10
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 7
- Brains = 6
NAME: Miles Tails Prower
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 5
- Speed = 9
- Manoueverability = 9
- Defense = 5
- Brains = 8
NAME: Knuckles the Echidna
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 9
- Speed = 6
- Manoueverability = 6
- Defense = 8
- Brains = 6
NAME: Amy Rose
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 7
- Manoueverability = 7
- Defense = 6
- Brains = 5]
Now Im very, VERY angry! Robotnik yelled, How on earth did you find me here?!
It wasnt as hard as youd think, Knuckles grinned, holding up the March edition of OK, Next time you detail your latest evil scheme to a journalist, make sure hes working for a magazine no-one else reads. Our heroes gave the echidna a few funny looks. Its Amys copy, all right?! he barked, his face looking redder than ever.
And speaking of Amy, her attention seemed focused on Sally and Bunnie, giving the pair an obvious look of distain.
Hello, girls, she said sniffily, to which Sonic rolled his eyes.
Amy, for the last time, were not still an item! he groaned, we were just good friends, thats all!
Nonsense! she snapped back, What about all the touchy-feely on the show and that big kiss in the final episode, huh?! HUH?!
Amy, that was ten years ago! he reasoned, We drifted apart soon afterwards and since then, weve just been friends.
Hes right, yknow, Sally intervened, Sure, I used to be Sonics significant other, but we just dont see each other that way any more.
Oh yeah?! the stubborn pink hedgehog replied, Prove it! And it was then that Bunnie embraced the Princess and the two kissed each other passionately.
Oh, Amy said simply, eyes bugging out.
Its beautiful, Matty sniffed, but everyone else in the group looked plain weirded-out.
No matter what the sex, that sort of stuff doesnt get any less gross, Tails said queasily and averted his eyes from the spectacle.
When youve quite finished tipping the velvet down there! Robotnik bellowed, Anyway, Im actually rather glad you showed up, hedgehog! Now I properly test the full capacities of my Chaos Cannon!
Youre joking, right? Sonic grinned, Itll be a miracle if that thing ever manages to hit me!
Which is why Ive brought back an old friend to help keep you still, the Doctor grinned and the rear wall of the Testing Range suddenly fell down.
Storming into the room came a robot almost four times as high as our heroes. Its enormous spherical body lumbered along on two equally giant legs. Its twin arms housed spiked hands (which looked suspiciously like they could fly out after the lads) as its great squished nose let loose two mighty jets of flame.
Oh, Wedga. Andy gulped and took an swig of double-strength Nescafe.
As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, my old EggMech is simply delighted to see you all, Robotnik proclaimed with his maniacal toothy smile and began charging up the Cannon. Prepare to be scrambled!
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DECISION TIME!
Thrills, spills, yet more revelations and now another blinkin Gundam reject! Busy segment, eh? :proud: Specs for the big, bad bot lie below, so get your thinking caps on and see if your enlarged squadren can fry this evil eggsterminator!
NAME: EggMech
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 17
- Speed = 2
- Manoueverability = 4
- Defense = 12
- Traction = 10
- Aim = 8
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Also, I will be allowing one of the six Sega heroes present to join your party permanentely at the end of the Chapter. Just select which one you want to accompany you along with your tactics for this upcoming clash :)
Throw coffee over him, then switch the Spoon to welder mode and stick him to the floor. :)
I think Tails should join us later on for no reason at all. :P
Id say Sonic for the speed, probably would mean giving back Nicole though, unless Tom can pop in on the rift ship and make a replica :p
As for this guy, slow as all Hell and not all that maneuverable, just got to make sure it doesnt hit me but that should be easy enough.
Sonic and i can draw the fire while the rest try and figure out how to dismantle it.
Steven, would it be possible to make modifiacations (including stat specs) at the end of this chapter? May not need Sonic (though id still say him) afterall if we can.
hmm... this looks like a touch one, my lightsaber will be needed for the deflecting of cannon, however i think we should get the extendable rope attachment of the spoon and wrap it round its legs using sonic so it topples over, kinda like the at-at in the emprie strikes back. Then everyone attack it with everythign weve got.
CHRIS: Id kinda prefer if the stats were left as they are now. Thered be no point in shiny new team members otherwise :). Besides, I may have an idea or two for getting them upgraded later :wink:
ALEX: Speaking of which, who do you want to nominate to join the gang? :proud:
Knuckles
He has brains and strength, we need both, particularly brains.
Ok, no stat changed but i could do with Love Bite 2.0 weaponary (flipping arm at front and pincers at back) from the spare parts
Aaron, gret a hold of Tom, if Sally wants Nicole back, i need me a palmtop :p
I still say Sonic, hes fast and hes a smartass :p
*pulls Palm 3 Tungsten out of back pocket*
You mean one of these!
I agree with the Queer, we need Knuckles!