Swannys Bar

swanny said all my drinks were on the house ....
come to my bar he said your money is no good here it all on me :):):P

Good thing I went to the foreign exchange machine...Ill have a pint, since I know I can get drunk in virtual reality. :proud:

Heres £5, keep the change. :)

dont start argueing you lot just serve beer mr stu, just drink it kody and pete and have a good time in swannys bar. clive grind that pole there is unsettlement in the ranks

that was a very nice pint please may i have another :):P

No probl=m...
i may be bit drunkk while working, so shhh dont tel Jennys...

Mr Sue

Stu, I wont have my staff drunk while on duty. Consider this a formal warning.

Pete, heres your pint. Would you like any snacks with that. Crisp or nuts?

I have ground the Pole and he has gone home happy boss..:wink:

Ground to a mere rough stump eh Clive? :)

lol

:proud:

Would I be breaking the law if I just asked for some crisps?

any offers to pull my splinters out please??

Sure Joey, you can have some crisps, but you cant sit at the bar. Youll have to sit at one of the tables.

Clive, you better ask Wendy to pull your splinters out.:mrgreen:

iv passed!!

Good on you, well done...what have you passed exactly? :proud:

Im guessing his driving test, in which case our roads are no longer safe! :proud:

Just kidding mate, hearty congrats! Theres very little that beats the feeling of driving around on a hot afternoon with sunglasses on, windows down and good old classic rock piercing the air :)
One question - how many minors? :P

dont have windows down got air con ;)

yes hes passed his driving test 2nd time

now the wifes lost her car lol

congrats learo. its a good feeling isnt it. no excuses for going to events now

you coming over to my pad now for bbq next summer? i want to have a social next summer at my place. a nice bbq and beer. anyone up for being penciled in????

ill b there

us toon,,:)

Congratulations LJ,hope you drive a car better than Beauty, and do not leave wheels lying all over the place..:lol:

Sounds a solid plan. If possible, well join.

Clive
hope you drive a car better than Beauty, and do not leave wheels lying all over the place..

LOL

LMAO!!!! dear dear Clive, haha.
Defo Shane - would be an ace social, at your house as well, dear dear, make sure the beer keeps flowing better than this bar. LOL!!!

Mr Stu

Stu, thats only cause you havent been in here serving the pints.

pint please ........:):):)

Certainly Mr Lale.:) Looks like Im pulling a double shift.:uhoh:

I booked my time off with Swanny as i was moving house. So you and swanny need to have better chats. lol.

Mr Stu

Fine but in the future you better inform me. It may well end up with a further repremand on your record.:wink:

pint sammegelly please
ps in Spain for the next 8 days :)

Another pint for this gent, please. :)

Here you go gents, will there be anything else?

woo my dads doin 1 to spain in the mornin

plus iv got a full tank of diesel (H)

Could I have a Jack & Coke please barkeep? :)

ooooooo jd and coke brings back some memories. well sort of memories. actually no memories at all cos i cant remember what happened most of the time.

half litre of staropramen ProsÂ*m

If the social at your house goes ahead in the summer and I can make it (and am invited :crazy:) Ill bring down a nice big bottle of it Shane :)

cool. everyone will be invited to bbq social it will be good

so whats with christmas already. its bloody october. tut tut tut gets my back up it does. decorations up december 1st. down 2nd january. be done with it stupid uk ramming it down our throats and ruining the whole thing. BAH HUMBUG

Amen to that Shane!! Although I would prefer to see the decorations go up on the 24th and come down on the 26th.... Why prolong the misery?
I much prefer the Dutch model for Christmas than all the over-blown UK hype!