Swannys Bar

Waiting for breakfast for two days...:uhoh:

you 2 are only in here at this time of the day to get a seat at the front ready for me to start the pole dancing anyway, men huh!

went down to spearmint rhinos to learn a few moves as i said i would, tried to earn a few quid but it ended up costing me a fortune, hope i can find a cashpoint before the boss finds an empty wallet..:blush:

Sorry for not being around had a family crisis... Heres 2 breakfasts and you can have them on th house,

different theatre same rip off bar prices swanny your prices are way below the going market rate. just been to see Joseph, class night out

leaving london today, much less in the wallet, surrounded by tourists, new moves learnt, and with a mystery unanswered, why is it considered lucky when a pigeon unloads itself on your head and shoulder while walking around chinatown?
next stop staffordshire and the rebel robot leg of the summer tour

bit early for rebel robots clive.

talk about much less in the wallet!

iv only gone and lost my wallet with my id, provisional, NI card thihg and a £10 burtons card voucher! i cant believe it :sad:

no way dude i dont believe it. you must be absolutly gutted. i would be losing a £10 burtons voucher

well thats it. we are entering a good and proper resession. oh joy.

I reckon, 6 months training and Swanny could have Usain Bolt

iv been gutted since i lost it - cnt believe it

i was going to spend the voucher in town today aswell but lost it lol

poor wallet

Hi all made it to Burntwood. Why didnt somebody say that the event was off? Its just cost me 5.00 for 1 hours internet connection in the travelodge why is everybody in this country intent on ripping me off?
By by the way lj we are near chasetoon so we can easily let you know if anybody tries selling me any burtons vouchers below face value.How many track suits would you have been able to afford anyway?

haha

well my wallet is either round lichfield, sutton or streetly

i only just got my id aswell n now iv gotta get another 1 cus i cant go out til i have 1 lol savin me dad abit of money tho

and if i c any1 in a pub gettin in with my id there will be trouble

could always buy a new rockery...lol

question for all xbox gamers that frequent this establishment ...... can you game live with an xbox or is it just the xbox 360 that you can gamew live with ??????????

u can go on live with an old xbox but u wont be able to play with people with xbox 360s

u will still have to pay to go on live on the old xbox aswell and with old games and no where near as many people on the old xbox as the new xbox i dont think you would get your moneys worth

ok thanks LJ ............will have to get a 360 then ..... get used to the xbox for now ....

LJ downloaded Too Human last night and had a play on the demo. dunno what to make of it whats your opinion?

I havent played the game, but apperently it dosent seems so to be good
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38913.htmlhttp://www.gametrailers.com/player/38913.html

i found my wallet - well my m8 did in is car

wooooo

thats a relief .... mind you its a clear sign that your wallet is too fat to stay in your pocket :)

lol ye it is abit 2 big

so glad its been found tho i can now head bk to the walsall pubs

has anyone got a fantasy team on premierleague.com?

no fantasy team for me mate just you get on with your review of too human. i have played it a couple of times butjust cant seem to put my finger on it why i am not sure. mabee its the controls, dunno

This threads grown into some sort of monster since I last saw it :proud:

Im going to electricute a kitten

very random post craig. you got the pub sorted yet for the social event.

Pubs fine, jus need the time to get the poly in then i can get a date to u all
I just farted and i swear it just killed a moth, Ive also got beast in my front room, im thinking about sending back to him piece by piece, but thats pointless for 3 reasons,
1- Ive posted it here
2- John Knows where i Live
3- John wouldnt know how to put it back together
supposed i could keep it, so long as he sends LJ after me, Ill jus hide it behind a rockery

if you do hide it i will get the LBC ( Lichfield Bomma Crew) after you haha or as we call them the Lichfield Boys Club there all losers

why have you got beast in your front room craig??

...maybe it wants to take after its creators and watch tv all day?

Got back home today,after 4 days in Blackpool.Finally a place that doesnt try to rip you off.Cheap bar prices, good qaulity non tacky kiss me quick hats,plenty of women with poorly died hair and streaky false tans,and worse of all a wrestler (the uk undertaker) who knows Jonno.Is there no part of this fine country that you can get away from this mans army of admirers. I bet they have even heard of him in Kuwait.So here i am back in Swannys bar.
Pint please..:proud:

Here you go Clive, so did you have a good time?

The Undertaker and his army of wrestlers used to help put up and take down the arena Clive ....
...... :):):)

yes thanks Jenny, not sure i can fit in my dancing togs at the moment though might need a stand in for a few weeks.Yes Pete he was telling us nice fella.Good to be home though,now down to the serious bit of getting 3 robots ready for 3 consecutive weekends...:uhoh:

its that time of the year boys and girls

PRISON BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKK WOOOOOOOO

is it also that time of year when you have to go and see some special people lj. keep you sane and all that

or is that me?

ill be going sane now iv gotta wait another week to watch another episode

was rly gd first 2 eps!

kevin keegan has gone already LOL