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Your search for "How about a portable molecule collapser?" found the following result
How to Build a Molecular Disruptor - A book giving detailed instructions on how to build a molecular disruptor - an incredibly illegal weapon which fires fist sized balls of energy where any solid energy touches immediately loses all atomic bonds and crumbles to dust. As the disruptor ball isn't matter in itself, it will carry on going, getting gradually smaller until at 50m away it dissipates entirely. You could probably find most of the items needed to construct the weapon around the castle although getting a hyper-voxel core would only be possible from this machine.
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An actual jam jar. Completely different to what he had expected. Although part of him had expected to get something he didn't expect, which wasn't as confusing as it sounded. Maybe. Water cannon levels of jam could be good in both battle and breakfast situations, though, and Twitch did like blackcurrants.
"Stun grenades?" the parrot suggested, wondering what the machine would provide him with this time.
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playzooki got bored and wandered off, looking for something to do. he gave up, and wandered back to wherehe was, drumming his fingers on the table. Reluctantly, He decided to use the machine. He thought that because of the searches coming up with things they hadnt searched for, searching for something useless might help."Stinkbombs!"
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[OOC: Right. For my own reference (and hopefully other people's) here's a summary of Eudial's stats so far (thanks to Alex H for helping with it):
Eudial
HP: 16
Strength: 1
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 3
Will: 3
Powers:
- fire manipulation
- Explosion Inducement
Skills:
- pyrokinesis
- alchemy (specifically dealing with minerals rich in manganese)
- playing a musical instrument called the pungi
Misc powers:
- Sand-Attack
Inventory:
- A good quality pungi
- A TARDIS summoning beacon – like an ASDA own brand TARDIS, bigger on the outside than inside, and can travel to one place in time and space
- A portable fire extinguisher made by dwarven master safety technicians
- A magical loci – you can feed all your power into it day at a time and expel it in one big blast
- A blood stained knife that appears to be a powerful charged battery of magic, albeit of a kind that causes Eudial's skin to itch. It would seem to be of a holy nature so using this energy would presumably be super effective against any sort of unholy things.
- various medicines and mineral infusions
- A Silverine Lance (a powerful weapon developed during Doomforall's anti rift experiments - a long slender glowing silver spear that can fire a bolt of energy that can rip through rift and prevent it from restoring itself, as well as harming anything behind it. However it takes five minutes to recharge between shots is difficult to use at more than 20m if the target is moving.)
- "My First Alchemy Set" (Learn the fascinating science of alchemy in 7 experiments! Turn oxygen to zinc! Alumnium to Iodine! Arsenic to Iron! Tin to Plutonium! Radon to Chlorine! Gold into nitrogen! Carbon to titanium!)
- Electrovoric Fireflies (A jar containing a number of small fireflies - they are of a special breed which will voraciously drain all electrical energy from the area, blacking out any systems temporarily. Possession of these is highly illegal due to their ability to attack cybernetic beings with devastating efficiency.)]
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Your search for "stinkbombs" found the following result:
Noxious Lamp of the Bombmaker - This is an only gas lamp that contains within it a minor genie. The genie cannot grant wishes, but is a master at crafting explosives to any brief. Unfortunately the genie, and by extension, everything he crafts, stink worse than a dozen skunk corpses left out in the sun covered in rotten eggs.
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Eudial quickly edges away, repulsed.
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Gaunt looked at the book. Amazingly powerful though it seemed, it also seemed a bit impractical. Maybe he'd come back to that. He puzzled for a moment before another thought came to him. It seemed time to try for something none-offensive.
"The Cloak of Invisibility!"
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Your search for "the cloak of invisibility" found the following result:
Gnomish cloak of invisibility Gnomes are renowned for their magical craftsmanship, and this is a particularly fine work, a cloak that is beautifully made, activates with a keyword (hide) and also muffles sounds from your footsteps. Unfortunately it was also made for a gnome, and therefore a human sized wearers knees downwards will still be visible.
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Gaunt looked thoughtfully at the cloak. Not perfect, but definitely had potential. Well that was 3 searches. 3 more to go. He gazed thoughtfully around the room and had another thought.
"A Magical Staff"
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Your search for "Stun Grenades" found the following result:
A belt of 6 Stunning Grenades - These grenades contain some bizarre nanotechnology originally developed in secret evil laboratories owned by the fashion industry. Those affected by this nanotechnology are stunned - they will literally stare with mouths wide open in wonder at how amazingly attractive the person who threw them is. They will be completely unable to do anything for hours, just sitting there, slack jawed, possibly drewling and how gorgeous you are. Even if you actually aren't gorgeous.
Your search for "a magical staff" found the following result:
Tsunami staff This staff appears as a plain piece of driftwood shaped into a staff, with some old faded rags tied around the top. However, it is a potent magical item, capable of manipulating water into different shapes such as beams, walls and protective bubbles. It also magnifies replaces the strength of the wielder with that of the sea, hitting someone with this staff is like the staff being wielded by a tsunami - effectively any impact this weapon does is with super strength - it even sprays seafoam and impact and smells of brine.
