crazy bots series 1 (the remake)

Like I said in another thread, there's just too much force behind 1HW's weapon; no matter how much shockproofing he has (and it's quite overkill :P), he's going to kill himself, or rip his own weapon off. In which case I shall sacrifice my disc. Go straight at him with the disc, and aim to hit his weapon so his self-destruction happens. It could happen all by itself, look at Son of Whyachi. :P

Come on, Mark. Gyrate was pushing the weight limit all by itself. Adding actual armour and shockproofing will most definitely put it well over 100kg. :P

kody 1hw is 150kg shuffler

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kody 1hw is 150kg shuffler

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*reminds self to check stats before typing message* :lame:

Still, he's going to kill himself. :P When you have an energy output as large as that at that quick of a speed, any such shockproofing is negated. :P

oh yeah whilst im talking to you kody i have built a soul calibur bot myself

kamikirimusi (kami-kiri-musi)

the stats are on my section of marks website :P

Umm...that's nice? :uhoh:

:rofl: your not the only one with soul calibur bots :rofl:

far be it from me to point out flaws in other peoples fights, (and plz dont take offence from this anybody) but theres no way 1hw could beat envy, the weapon it too powerfull, it will rip itself to shreds. however you are slowly improving your fights, just try and make it longer and set it out differently :)

jack

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What's the difference between Hardox and Docol, are they manufactured differently?

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Just like Hardox, Docol is availale in different grades. Dependent on the mixture of ingredient and the way they are processed. Usually the high tensile Docol alloy has better welding capabilities but is less hard than Hardox, but just a few percent less.

Basically Hardox is for the heavy duty stuff, Docol is for strong car panels and such.

Actually, 1HW is a 200kg true walker. The system uses no rotational parts whatsoever.

Tactics: KILL IT!!! I probably won't get knocked out(shock-mounted motors and shockproofing), but with his not-as-good armour, I'll easily be able to kill it.

And it does have a lot of shockproofing, due to the 200kg true walker weight limit.

right we take a break from competition for the featherweights

beauty2/jack vs heretic/kody vs starfighter/mark vs drumroll/random realie

in the robots live arena with battleaxe as house robot

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heretic starts of by charging beauty 2 who flips them high into the air as starfighter comes in and flips beauty 2 over
now drumroll hits heretic and it goes flying across the arena and into the claws of battleaxe who now bashes them with
the axe SMASH SMASH BANG BANG their is a big dent in the top of heretic as starfighter heads for the pit release as
beauty 2 flips drumroll who rolls back onto its wheels and hits the side of beauty 2, taking out a bit off armour as
starfighter flips heretic over but its kind of pointless seeming as heretic is invertable, now heretic hits the pit release
and the pit goes down, now starfighter flips heretic against the wall and its stacked there, its not going anywhere as
beauty 2 flips drumroll onto the wall and now it flips them out as starfighter tries to do the same with heretic but only
brings heretic back into it, now starfighter flips beauty 2 into battleaxe but beauty 2 gets away and lifts battleaxe up
and starfighter joins in and lifts up the other side up as heretic hits beauty 2 from the back and rips the armour off as
starfighter charges it to the edge off the arena and flips it up against the wall, now it turns its attention to heretic as it
pushes it towards the pit but heretic dodges, now starfighter flips heretic against wall and tries to flip it out but fails
again, but starfighter gets under again and flips it onto the arena wall but heretic only just drove back in, now it seems
like beauty 2 is being counted out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, now for good measure starfighter flips beauty 2 out of the arena
as heretic hits the rear end of starfighter, but starfighter turns around and rams heretic down the pit but heretic is safe
as its through to the finals CEASE :mrgreen:

And I make it to the featherweight finals once again...

we are back with the heat final

1 Hit Wonder vs Surgeon General

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1 Hit wonder starts us off by spinning its ring up to full speed, meanwhile Surgeon General spins up its own disc and
heads straight for 1 Hit Wonder!!! CRASH The two robots land on the opposite sides off the arena, talk about an impact.
Now Surgeon General reverses into the pit release, the siren flashes as the pit goes down, now 1 Hit Wonder gets back
up to its maximum speed. But remember it has a speed cap on it so it dont kill itself. Now 1 Hit Wonder turns, looking
to damage the disc of Surgeon General. But Surgeon General is to quick, now it gets its own disc up to full speed and
charges 1 Hit Wonder SMASH, both bots go flying across the arena. 1 Hit Wonder landed in the claws of BattleAxe but
gets away. Surgeon General landed next to the pit. Now 1 Hit Wonder hits Surgeon General in the side. BASH. Off comes
the right hand wheel of Surgeon General. Ive just looked at the camera view from the pits, and the roboteers shout
Oh man what a hit. Others are saying Oh great, i might be up against that now. Now 1 Hit Wonder smashes into
the other wheel of Surgeon General, tearing it off, and it lands out of the arena. Now the Refbot comes in to count
Surgeon General out, oh dear, the favourite for the heat is out. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 As 1 Hit Wonder shoves the lifeless
Surgeon General into the pit. CEASE

the semi final draws

terra the 2nd/kody vs iron awe 6/jack
dr acula/mark vs apocolypse 2/liam
1 hit wonder/mark vs raven the 4th/kody

the feather weight battle

flow/jack vs micro gore/kody vs beauty IV/mark vs minimoth/random realie

tactics predictions and a microwave with a pizza inside please :mrgreen:

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beauty 2 flips drumroll onto the wall and now it flips them out

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Happened in real life too - no fun :(

hmm Dr. Acula

good design, likeable robot, but it has a narrow area of attack and the weaponry requires a lot of precision. Usual Apocalypse II tactics, drive underneath, then use the barbs on top to tip Dr. Acula into the pit. Not risking the flipper in this match, Dr. Acula is too good an opponent.

Terra the 2nd vs Iron Awe 6: Kody for the win.
Dr. Acula vs Apocalypse II: Former tag team partners turned enemies. Very ironic... I'll try the classic Dr. Acula strategy again: Grab and pit. This'll be harder, due to his skirts, which my claws might slide off. However, his back panel is flat, so I'll try to grab him by his back panel and pit him. That's pretty much all I can do.
1-hit Wonder vs Raven the 4th: We meet again, Kody. I don't think this'll ever end...

Anyways, I have more shockproofing, more weight, more grip, however he can put out more KJ. He can't sneak up on me, seeing as I have a spinning rim that goes all the way around, but I can't sneak around him due to his spinning rim. It's going to come down to who gives out first. It probably won't be me who gives out first.

Simply, I see a repeat of Mass Disctruction Ultimate vs Crankshafted in the PTT3 Semi-Finals. With Raven the 4th being Crankshafted of course...

Flow vs Micro Gore vs Beauty IV vs Minimoth: What can I do? Stay out of Flow's way at the start. Try to pit it if I have a chance. Also try to pit Micro Gore. Since it's an axlebot, it'll be easy to shove around and pit.

Also, you can thank me for improving Lian's battle quality. I had a little talk with him over some PMs..

Raven the 4th is a joke bot, so I don't care whether I win or lose, really.

Hit 1HW repeatedly, win or lose. Then dance. 8)

Welcome to the semi-finals of Crazy Bots

To kick us off, we have the featherweights at the Robots Live arena (which is in a studio next door :P)

From Hemal Hempstead, in Hartfordshire Minimoth

From Toronto, Canada, Micro Gore

From Richmond (is that correct jack :P ), Flow

From Texas USA, Beauty IV (but the bot is english duh :rofl: )

The drivers

Minimoth/Kane Aston (as its partly his bot so he is driving :rofl: )
Beauty IV/Mark Elam
Micro Gore/Kody Kunz
Flow/Jack Orr

The house robot will be of course BattleAxe

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Minimoth gets us started by lifting Beauty over but Beauty self rights and pushes Micro Gore into Battleaxe who tries
to axe the bot, but misses it as it gets away and gets into a scrap with Flow who launches it clear into the air and back
down, landing on Minimoth's scoop in the process. Now Flow flips Beauty towards the wall as Minimoth flips Micro Gore
over but its kind of meaningless as micro gore goes after Flow and crumples into the top armourment. Flow tries to get
away but Micro Gore has a firm crush on it, so in other words, its not going anywhere. Beauty has just flipped itself off
the arena side wall hits the pit release, the pit now decends. Minimoth turns Beauty over once again. But Beauty is too
close to the pit, but Mark doesnt notice and self rights. Beauty IV has landed in the pit, so its out. Now Minimoth flips
Flow over, but its still being clamped onto by Micro Gore, who finally lets go. Flow self rights and launches Micro Gore
clear into the air and out. Now Minimoth drives at Flow but flow flips them onto their scoop and out of the arena CEASE

the feathers final will be

flow vs minimoth vs starfighter vs heretic :P

Now for the 1st battle

Iron Awe 6 vs Terra The 2nd

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Iron Awe starts us off by charging Terra and trying to flip it, but fails as Terra's skirts prevent Iron Awe from getting
under. Terra now lifts Iron Awe up and over onto its back, but Iron Awe self rights over the top of Terra, who in
reply turns to lift Iron Awe over, but Iron Awe gets away from Terra and hits the pit release. Terra pushes Iron Awe
into the ppz where Shunt is lurking with the axe and fires it, but it misses Iron Awe and gets stuck in the floor. Now
Iron Awe gets under Terra from the side and flips it high into the air and back down with a crash. But Terra, who
was completly unshaken by the flip, self right fantastically. Now Terra lifts Iron Awe onto its back, but Iron Awe
self rights, but theres a problem with Terra. The lifting arm is jammed outwards, which means the front is exposed to
a flip, and Iron Awe takes advantage of the situtation and launches it high into the air, Terra lands with a crash on
its back, unable to self right. Iron Awe does a victory spin. The Refbot counts out Terra 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.
Iron Awe takes a ticket to the finals, but we have not seen the last of Terra, as it will be in the loser's melee.
Iron Awe is being chased by Dead Metal, but is avoiding it with very quick movements, now Iron Awe goes towards
the stuck Shunt and flips it over. Now the house robots back off from Iron Awe who now charges Terra and tries
to flip it out but fails, now it tries again. Now Terra is stacked against the wall. Iron Awe flips Terra out of the arena
3 is the charm for Iron Awe CEASE

Welcome back to the semi finals

Apocolypse 2 history
(as apocolypse) Pheonix Cup winner
(as apocolypse) Vapourbot Vengance finalist

Dr Acula history
Given to Mark Elam by Jamie McHarg
2nd place in Liams Mini Tournament

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Apocolypse the 1st to move gets under Dr Acula and bashes them into the wall. Now it drags back for another go, and
slams Dr Acula into the wall once again. Dr Acula is trapped on the wedge of Apocolypse because of the barbs on the
wedge and flipper. We spoke to Liam earlier and he said hes gonna ram Dr Acula, due to the fact it might be risky to fire
the flipper. Apocolypse hits the pit release, with Dr Acula still stuck to it. Apocolypse tries to drop Dr Acula in, but cos it
might go in itself. Now Apocolypse now powerslams Dr Acula into the wall. Now it pushes Dr Acula to Sir Killalot who now
picks Dr Acula up and spins it around and around and around, now it lets go of Dr Acula. Now Dr Acula tries to get round
the back of Apocolypse to clamp it down but its just to fast. Apocolypse gets round the back of Dr Acula and shoves it
towards the pit but Dr Acula moves just in time, but drove into the ppz in the process where Dead Metal gets its saw in
the armour of Dr Acula BZZZZZZZT!!!!!. Look at that massive cut in the side of Dr Acula as it gets away from the ppz
but not away from Apocolypse who gets underneath and slams it against the wall. Now Apocolypse drives full pelt at the
pit with Dr Acula on the front and Dr Acula drops in and Apocolypse barely got away from the pit CEASE

Dr Acula goes to the losers melee, as Apocolypse 2, the son of a champion, is carrying the tradition on and is through to
the grand final. 1 Hit Wonder vs Raven the 4th up next :P

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1-hit Wonder vs Raven the 4th: We meet again, Kody. I don't think this'll ever end...

Anyways, I have more shockproofing, more weight, more grip, however he can put out more KJ. He can't sneak up on me, seeing as I have a spinning rim that goes all the way around, but I can't sneak around him due to his spinning rim. It's going to come down to who gives out first. It probably won't be me who gives out first.

Simply, I see a repeat of Mass Disctruction Ultimate vs Crankshafted in the PTT3 Semi-Finals. With Raven the 4th being Crankshafted of course...

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Reposting so you don't forget.

we return for the match that will probably end up killing me (literally) as we have 2 killer spinners :mrgreen:

1 Hit Wonder vs Raven the 4th

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Raven starts the battle by spinning up to full speed. 1 Hit Wonder does the same as the two robots start moving
from the starting spots, and Raven charges full pelt at 1 Hit Wonder, and SMAAAAAAASH!!!!!!. 1 Hit Wonder landed
on the drop zone, and Raven crashed into the wall and onto the floor flipper, but remember. The arena has been
reinforced with armox to protect the fans. 1 Hit Wonder is moving really slowly away from the drop zone, but it
looks like Raven is completely dead. Although the weapon is still spinning. There is no movement whatsoever from
Raven. 1 Hit Wonder only just nudged the pit release. Now 1 Hit Wonder is dead as well. The Refbot comes in to
count out Raven 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. 1 Hit Wonder is lucky that Raven broke down 1st. Now the house robots
come in for some fun on Raven, whos weapon has finally stopped. Dead metal cuts into the ring of Raven. And
the sparks litter the whole arena. 1 Hit Wonder is now moving, but at about 0.25 mph, as shunt comes in and
pushes it into the pit CEASE

since the losers melee has 2 of kodys bots. Ill do a thumb war with my stepdad to decide who goes out :rofl:

Sigh... Just like PTT3, eh, Kody?

I'll post tactics for the loser's Melee when you show us which Kody bot was eliminated.

i won the thumb war which means raven the 4th is out

Excellent. That means that Dr. Acula won't get destroyed!!! :P

Terra the 2nd vs Dr. Acula: And yet another Kody vs Mark matchup. These seem to be quite common. :P

My tactics: Grab and pit. It's all I can do.

We take another break for the end of series mega-brawl qualifiers

Well, ive decided 6 robots that have automatically qualified for the mega-brawl

They are:

Minesweep3r
OID
Apocolypse 2
Helix
Terra the 2nd
Iron Awe 6

So the bots attempting to qualify

Megaroll 2 vs Crooked Evo vs Thunderstorm (unable to enter main competition) vs ST Hammer

Exotherm vs Behemoth vs Hazard (i know its a middleweight, but i ran out of bots) vs Brutalis 2.1

tactics predictions and those mechanical parts that say DO NOT TOUCH!!!!

I can't be arsed to look at the stats of Dr. Acula right now, so I'll just going to put in vague tactics of the 'lift over and pit' variety. :P

For the mega-brawl, I would like to replace Minesweep3r with Minesweeper 4.

And also, might I suggest you replace Hazard with The Master(the first robot to win the heavyweight division in Robot Wars)?

Anyways:

Megaroll 2 vs Crooked Evo vs Thunderstorm vs St. Hammer

What the heck is Thunderstorm? Anyways, I'll use the dangerous drum to knock out Crooked Evo, and I'll also use the drum to carve up St. Hammer, unless Lian tells me/us about Thunderstorm.

Hazard will now be replaced by M2

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For the mega-brawl, I would like to replace Minesweep3r with Minesweeper 4.

Megaroll 2 vs Crooked Evo vs Thunderstorm vs St. Hammer

What the heck is Thunderstorm? Anyways, I'll use the dangerous drum to knock out Crooked Evo, and I'll also use the drum to carve up St. Hammer, unless Lian tells me/us about Thunderstorm.

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Thunderstorm is lewis matthews robot that didnt enter the main series due to it being cut short

And Mark, Minesweeper 4 will replace Minesweep3r

We return with the mega-brawl qualifiers

Megaroll 2 vs St Hammer vs Crooked Evo vs Thunderstorm

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Megaroll 2 starts us off by chasing after Crooked Evo with its drum as Thunderstorm shoves St Hammer around the
arena, as Crooked Evo gets under Megaroll 2 and launches it high into the air and back down, but right side up as
Thunderstorm gets under Crooked Evo and flips it over. Now St Hammer comes in and bashes the underbelly of
Crooked Evo who now self rights. Megaroll 2 now comes in and hits St Hammers body and takes off some armour
but it wasnt that much that came off St Hammer so they are ok. Crooked Evo gets under Thunderstorm and flips
them high into the air as Megaroll 2 hits the pit release. Thunderstorm lands on the pit and barely escapes as it
decends. Thunderstorm now comes back and flips Megaroll 2, but Megaroll 2 is unaffected whatsoever, as it hits
the side of Crooked Evo and it takes off a small bit off armour as Crooked Evo gets under St Hammer and flips it out.
Now Megaroll hits the side off Thunderstorm and now pushes it towards the pit, but i cant make it as Thunderstorm
is pushing back but Crooked Evo helps out Megaroll and dumps Thunderstorm down the pit CEASE

Megaroll 2 and Crooked Evo qualify for the mega-brawl

I just thought I'd make a revision to my tactics:

Grab Terra the 2nd, hit the pit release button, and pit her. My design has a front hinged wedge, and they seem to do pretty well against lifters and skirts. I'll try to grab her from the sides if I can, and at no point will I try to grab her from the front.

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I just thought I'd make a revision to my tactics:

Grab Terra the 2nd, hit the pit release button, and pit her. My design has a front hinged wedge, and they seem to do pretty well against lifters and skirts. I'll try to grab her from the sides if I can, and at no point will I try to grab her from the front.

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what

oh whatever, it's a joke entry anyway

tactics for the mega brawl : well seeing as i have 2 bots :) il make sure they stick together and pick the others off 1 by 1 :) then make them fight to the death :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ok we return to our mega-brawl qualifiers

Exotherm vs Behemoth vs M2 vs Brutalis 2.1

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Behemoth starts us off by charging Brutalis and lifting him up and over as Exotherm spins its disc up to speed as
M2 comes in and flips Behemoth onto its side against the arena wall, where it is trying to self right, but keeps on
hitting the side wall and landing back on its side again. M2 gets under Brutalis and launches it clear into the air and
it slams onto the pit release. The pit goes down as the siren flashes. Behemoth has just managed to self right and
is charging at M2 and flips it over but M2 self rights. Exotherm, who has kept out of dangers way the entire match,
comes in and hits Brutalis so hard that it lands outside the arena. Now Exotherm retreats to get its blade up to full
speed as Behemoth is flipped high into the air by M2 and back down with a crash. Behemoth has landed on its back
end and is trying to self right as Exotherm hits M2's side and rips off a side panel. Behemoth self rights and turns M2
over onto its back but M2 self rights, only to be flipped over again by Behemoth and is pinned on its side as Exotherm
hits the underside of M2 and rips off both wheels. M2 self rights but cant go anywhere as the Refbot counts him out
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 CEASE

Whos gonna get smashed in the play-offs

Dr Acula vs Terra the 2nd


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Dr Acula starts us off by charging at Terra and tries to clamp it down but misses as Terra gets under the Dr and
lifts it up and it lands back down, bouncing off the ground. Now Terra hits the pit release and charges Dr Acula
and gets under it and slams it into the ppz where dead metal grabs Dr Acula and brings its disc into play and it
looks like it hurts BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!! Sparks fly from Dr Acula and litter the arena as Terra gets underneath
and props Dr Acula against the wall. It looks like Dr Acula cant get off, oh dear here comes the Refbot to count them
out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Terra now lifts shunt up and over. Mr Psycho is not pleased and picks Terra up and dumps
it out of the arena as Dr Acula is shoved down the pit CEASE

The grand final draws

Apocolypse 2 vs Iron Awe 6
1 hit wonder vs Terra the 2nd

I seem to recall 1-Hit Wonder being a walker. That said, it isn't invertible, or...well, it can't be anyway, otherwise it'd be so out of control it'd be crazy. :P Seriously, I would never design a walker to even try to be invertible, so many things go wrong with it... :P

So all I have to do is rush in, lift 1-Hit Wonder over and watch him move his legs around feebly or fly out of control completely. Considering the heaps of armour on Terra, I'm quite sure I can do this. :P

But who cares anyway :rofl:

I'll spin up to full speed and hit Terra right off the bat. If she doesn't die in 1 or 2 hits, then back off and try to hit her in such a way that she'll fly into a CPZ(Hey, we all have supposedly good driving skills, right?). Afterwards, keep hitting her to where she'll break down(lifting arm won't work, drive won't work, electronics exposed), then let the Refbot immobilize her and have the house robots destroy her.

drive around Iron Awe's flipper with by better manouevrability, get it stuck on the barbs then OOTA/pit.

Welcome to the final of Crazy Bots

To kick us off we have the featherweight finals

Starfighter's history
X-mas Crazy Bots runner up

Heretic
X-mas Crazy Bots finalist

Flow (under control of Jack)
X-mas Crazy bots feather champ

Minimoth
1st time competitor

The arena is the Robots Live arena with Battleaxe as the house robot

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Starfighter starts us off by flipping Heretic up and over and again, meanwhile, flow is flipped over by Minimoth who
pins it against the arena wall, Flow self rights but is now balancing on the arena wall. Heretic now tries to hit Minimoth
but Minimoth turns round and shoves Heretic against the wall and props it up against it. Flow manages to flip itself
off the wall and now charges Heretic and flips it out the arena, meanwhile Minimoth turns Starfighter over but he
self rights quickly and hits the pit release, and Minimoth pushes Flow into the pit, what an upset the champions are
out of the competition. We are now down to 2 bots here. Starfighter now pushes minimoth into the path of Battleaxe
who pounds the hell out of Minimoth, again and again and again. And it looks like Minimoth had stopped here comes
the RefBot to check, and begins the count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 CEASE

Mark Elam's runner up Starfighter is now a champion.

Coming up: Iron-Awe vs Apocolypse 2 :wink:

We begin the main competition

Apocolypse 2 vs Iron Awe 6

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Iron-Awe starts off by heading for the pit release, Apocolypse 2 rushes in and get under Iron-Awe from behind
and tries to flip Iron-Awe out from quite a distance. OOOOH that was close, Iron Awe smashed against the arena
wall and landed on its back in the corner. Iron Awe tries to self right but its underbelly keeps on hitting the wall
Meanwhile, Apocolypse 2 goes after the house robots. Shunt comes in and tries to hit it but misses and gets
its axe stuck in the floor, now Apocolypse 2 flips shunt up and over. Now Sir Killalot and Mr Psycho are angry
and are chasing Apocolypse 2 around the arena as refbot counts out Iron Awe 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 But we have
not seen the last of Iron Awe as we have the play-offs as Apocolypse flips Iron Awe out CEASE
we have our 1st finalist, but it takes 2 to tango but the awards now :mrgreen: