Swannys Bar

well i had lots of beer tonight for my sons first birthday. ahhhhh bless him. as if that matt won im a celebrity get me out of here......gimp......david guest should have won. anyway heres to chocolate :)

I just love annoying hung over people... my mate cam to work hungover yesterday it was so funny i must have made her throw up 3 times with the things i was saying and doing. Hmmmm split dog food thats been there for a week smells yummy ;) she didnt think so

you are soooooooo nice bex

I have no sympathy for self inflictered illness.

Try baking eggs with real fat bacon... under her nose. Ask Mario how that works... evil grin

(Message edited by Babeth on December 03, 2006)

Yep i did that... had no affect on her... only the split dog food did :)

the best cure for hangover is more beer. end of. tis the only thing that works in the world. infact the universe. :)

for sale.......

6 x 27mhz TXs
Set of 3 Nicad Chargers
2 30a electonise speedcontrollers
1 15a electonise speedcontroller
Various Tools
2 x Skysports 6
1 Sidewinder speedcontroller

they are not stolen..............honest :)

Ohhhhh..... i see someone cruising for a bruising :D

The best cure for a hangover is a Bloody Mary with lots of Tabasco. Followed by 2 bananas.
Ask my mother, shes the expert.

The best cure for a hangover is more sleep. :lame:

The best cure for an hangover is simply not to get drunk in the first place... surly

swanny,.


Ill buy the lot.... could do with all of the above :)

Any more ?

JOhn

i will see if i can get any more jonno. i got them from a mate who lives in nottingham. good honest bloke he is. recons he can get me a robot arena but i wouldnt want to go up against you mate so i turned him down. :)

Is there any honest blokes in Nottingham? LOL :proud:

Is there any honest blokes in Nottingham? LOL :proud:

if there is, point em out !!!

they are worth a fortune !!!:):)

Clearly there are no English teachers in Nottingham!!

Is there any honest blokes in Nottingham?

Honestly Bex... Wear was you brung up??

ARE there any honest blokes in Nottingham?

Hope you are paying attention too John!!

(Sorry, couldnt resist that one!!)

i speak my own language.... i gave up on english years ago !!!!

Hey Geoff:

Wear was you brung up??

Something about a pot and kettle spring to mind. :)

Thats called sarcasm Leo!

And then they flame me when I gently correct typing errors, grammatical errors, cruel and unusual abbreviations or downright intellectual laziness....:angry:

quote:

Thats called sarcasm Leo!

uhuh. Nice save Geoff. Worked like a charm.

Now that is sarcasm. :)

I wasnt bought up I was dragged up by wolves LOL, and I agree with jonno I gave up speaking english and I started bex language . Thanks Leo. and I not deny my english is bad after all I got a C in my german speaking tests and a D in english speaking but over all I can speak german and english to a good standard as I got a C in all. Not to say I got a forensic science diploma ... wow my english must be really crap to get that! :proud::proud: And no I dont mind blowing my own trumpet because no one else will do it for me!

(Message edited by bex on December 05, 2006)

If you want to speak well, come to leicester - We speak proper we do!

Double-Eww Tay Eff Mate?

in wrexham we speak much more betterer than all you places otherwhere in britain you know.
its because of the good schooling we go to when we are youngerer.
we are much more betterer at spellinging that al of you england people
isnt it.

Dont worry Bex, at least English is a German language and you seem to do a lot better in the Muttersprache... hee hee.
Try being an interpreter for an American woman in Brussels, dealing with a French-speaking shopkeeper who refuses to understand Flemish. Or better, explain a popular Russian phrase in Spanish. Woohoo !!!

(You really want to know ? OK, phonetically: ljoobital peeva - amo la cherrvefza - with the ch pronounced as in ach, the r well pronounced and the fz meaning a sound between them both that you can only learn from a native Spaniard)

English is boring. Other languages, now there is the challenge !

Im not worried about my english, i understand english people (sometimes) and they understand me, why do i need to worry about spelling? School wasnt worried

i read once that if you write a sentence with words jumbled up all excrpt the first and last you can still read it. i.e...........bet this dosnt work...........


bclak and wthie clouros are vrey pnlae in the ktchein

did that make any sence to anyone. there is also backslang which i dont know either. :)

ill get me coat :)

no wait i have just tested the theory on my missus and she read it out perfectly. so it does work.

yse i cuold udnresantd it

tihs ieda wlil wrok mroe esay wehn uesd wtih fuor.... um... letters.

srory but as wlel as my egnsilh my mtahs is poor awsell, how mnay is fuor?

one more than 3, one less than six, fourteen less than fish

Im totally lost now lol

:)

I think it is time for a quote from Literature:

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
-- Terry Pratchett in Thief of Time

Now, whom would that apply to I innocently wonder ?

not me for definate

ha, 200th post on this thread :proud:

Im such a killjoy :proud: