HUZZAH! Zelda is amongst my most hated things ever! :D
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HUZZAH! Zelda is amongst my most hated things ever! :D
(Utterly random interjection)
Surely theres some more significant things you could hate? Like war or world poverty or something? Why bother hating it? lol Its not like anyones been forcing you to play it, lol.
Actually, I like both of them equally. But there could only be one winner.
Well, well, it seems Ming might actualy have some competition this time.... NOT. She is quite skillful when it comes to dealing with things that are nto even alive!!
Besides, she has the power to use electrical attacks and can easily fry their circuts before they take two steps.
might wanna re-think your moves there Steve. :mrgreen:
Ahh, but Cybermen can use electrical attacks too, mdear. All they need to do is touch a person with one hand and theyre barbecue chicken. And good luck sustaining enough energy to wipe out three billion or so of the metal buggers. :wink:
@ Melissa & Steve - dont be overconfident. ANYTHING can happen here. :proud:
Ill post the fights soon.
Id still like to know why people bother posting tactics when the fights are usually ended by something random anyway:proud:
I use the tactics for fillers. :proud:
A pirate vs. Mini Fridge
House fighters are Asterix & Taki.
The pirate isnt really happy now that hes thrown his possessions away, and is certainly down in the dumps, as you might say. The pirate randomly lurches forwards, stumbling around in a kind of stupor. Not that itll do him any good, but maybe its a sort of dance...or not, as the pirate trips over himself and crashes oonto Asterixs house of sticks. Asterix emits a howl of rage and retaliates by mashing the pirate in the kisser with a supercharged fist, sending the lily-livered keelhauler sprawling to the ground. The pirate decides that Asterix is actually the opponent and fights with him, resulting in him getting beaten to a pulp, but still not defeated owing to the fact that he is still functional in many areas, not excluding his spine and his mental capabilities. He then spots a lone fridge at the end of the arena. As Asterix comes forward with another swinging blow the pirate ducks under the fist and leaps at the fridge, ripping open the door with such ferocity that the door comes off. Spotting a bottle of Captain Morgans rum he goes wide-eyed, and spluttering with glee he reaches for it. However, due to the stupidity of the pirate he does not realize that a titanium fist has sprang from the depths of the fridge and a WHAM and CRACK! tell us that the mandible of the pirate has been broken neatly. Asterix catches up to the pirate a second later and finishes the job, and all thats left of the pirate is an eye-patch. Weird, because the pirates eyes were both fine.
Mini-Fridge advances to Round 3!
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Arael vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
House fighters are Ancalagon & Cortez.
The angel of light attacks off the bat, sending shafts of lightnings down on the rapper. Blaze grabs his trusty shotgun and fires a carefully aimed barrel at the angel head, however Arael is able to fry the bullet to an itty bitty crisp before it comes within 100 metres. Blaze starts busting some moves before ducking for cover under the angels dive bomb attack; unfortunately for Arael the attack carried the angel too far and it collides with Ancalagon the Black. Cortez looks on as Arael rises up and it and Ancalagon stare each other down. Then, suddenly both their wings eject from their backs and they blast into the air, attacking each other with tooth, lightnings, claw, and flame. Blaze thinks its only fair, and so challenges Cortez to battle. Cortez accepts, and without hesitation slams his rapier down on Blazes head; however Blaze dives away in time. In the above battle, Ancalagon and Arael are in locked combat. Arael strikes Ancalagons belly but thats useless seeing as its completely armoured with mithril and galvorn scales. Ancalagon answers with a chomp to the neck. Arael screams and grips Ancalagons own wings as they topple from the sky and with an almighty crash collapse onto the platform; thankfully the adamantium coating prevents any tumult. Blaze isnt doing too shabby; hes timed Cortezs movements and is able to perfectly avoid any damage from the pirate kings attacks. However Cortez tackles him out of sheer rage and Blaze is piledrived into the ground hard. But thats all right, because the dive bomb from Ancalagon was too much for the angel of light and it exploded in glowing shards, and the glittering dust fades away into nothingness.
Blaze Ya Dead Homie advances to Round 3!
The Ming vs. Cybermen fight will be up soon.
(Message edited by kodster on May 14, 2007)
Ming Higurashi vs. Cyberman Army
House fighters are Hamlet & Big Mac.
Ming looks nervous; its herself versus about 3 billion Cybermen, and thats not counting all the Cybermats that they have. So to make things fair, Hamlet travels back in time, and forwards too, and brings back an army of 2,999,999,999 containing British, French, Danish, and Scottish soldiers, Borgs and Klingons, Dwarves, Elves, Hobbits, and even the Cybermens enemies, the Daleks, all soldiers of which holding an usually powerful weapon. An all-out war results, and shortly thereafter Ming meets with the Cybercommander mid-battle. Bitter is the confrontation, as Ming summons a continuous blast of fire from the heat of a thousand suns, however the Cybercommander teleports away. He then fires a death ray from his chest but Ming easily avoids it. Down below, most of the forces have been destroyed by the Cybermen, but Hamlet throws himself into the fray, carving a passage through his destruction, and the tides turn. However, the Cybercommander simply speaks a few mouths into his wrist, and another 3 billion Cybermen arrive. Hamlet repeats bringing more armies, and so its one big battle forever, unless either Ming or the Cybercommander are destroyed. However Ming doesnt seem to be doing that well anymore, as the Cybercommander is somehow draining her energy. She falls to her knees, and the Cybercommander is about to stomp on her when suddenly the Danish prince hurls himself at the commander and tackles him into a battle between a few of his own soldiers and some Daleks and Elves. It seems that Hamlet has taken a liking to the female part-human, and goes red, but he doesnt have time to express his feelings as suddenly the Cybercommander bursts away from the assault and advances on Ming, who is still critically weakened. Hamlet tries to intervene but suddenly is caught by some cybermats and thrown to the ground. The Cybercommander grabs Ming roughly and countless numbers of volts stream through her; normally this would have been the end but Ming is, shall I say, unnatural. She smiles slightly, to the shock of the Cybercommander, and pressing her own hands against the Cybercommander is able to direct the current right back into the Cybercommanders own death ray, which consequently char-broils the metallic general to a crisp. He is just about to give up when he spots a big mac lying in front of him. He scarfs it down in one bite. If he had been a little smarter he wouldve realized that, for one, hes a robot that shouldnt eat organic things, and two, that was the house fighter Big Mac. Suddenly a pair of lungs appear in the metallic body of the Cybercommander. Ming suspects this since there is actually breath, and with the last of her strength, molds some molten rock and metal around the mouth of the Cybercommander, who, despite scrabbling his hands around the molten gag, is unable to remove the suffocating mass of solid substance and the head is blown off in a shower of sparks. Steve and Prof. Vengeance groan in the crowd.
Ming Higurashi advances to Round 3!
/me is doing the chicken dance of joy! :rofl:
Woo hoo, I won, I won, I WON!!!
:rofl:
-does Happy Dance-
Told you to rethink your tactics Steve.
ON OT THE NEXT ROUND!!!
=P
Dont count Prof. Vengeance out.
Next fights up later today.
Slappy Squirrel vs. Hammer Brother
House fighter is the Watcher.
Slappy Squirrel is not at the arena; rather, shes in a video game where you must jump and spit fireballs. Apparently mushrooms make you big, and some of them give you an extra life. Enemies include walking mushrooms with feet, and turtles with giant heads. Slappy begins the first level and is killed by the Goomba instantly, losing one of her three lives. She takes out an anvil when she returns and throws it at the Goomba, killing it as instantly. She jumps and hits a ? block, causing a mushroom to pop out. Unfortunately Slappy hates mushrooms so she blasts it to pieces. She makes it all the way to World 8-3, only losing one more life thanks to falling in the lava in World 4-4 after ducking away from the fire flower that fell. Suddenly shes face to face with her real opponent, the Hammer Brother from the ATTTWI. A crazy battle scene ensues, in which Slappy is utterly defeated and calls upon the Watcher, who is on top of a ? block, to help. The Watcher calls Asterix, but Asterix, once again displaying his kindness for nature, explains to the Watcher that the squirrel and erect-walking turtle are endangered species and that he wont hurt them unless they attack first. So, of course, the Hammer Bro. throws a hammer at Asterix behind his back. It does little except angering the gaul, and he demands to know who threw it. The Bro. points at Slappy, who is tackled in a mid-dive at the Hammer Brother and, after being stomped senseless and hit with random objects including a deep-frying machine, is sent to the Roadkill Cafe to be served on a platter with buffalo chips.
Hammer Brother advances to Round 3!
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Tekkaman vs. Foxpig
House fighters are Obelix and Asterix.
Tekkaman readies his blasters, however the foxpig is randomly chasing his tail. Tekkaman wonders at this but then fires his guns and blasts the foxpig to Kingdom Come. However, many people have said that Kingdom Come actually exists. Some people dont, and use it lightly in jokes. Well this comes back to haunt them as suddenly a huge castle and grassy surroundings appears somewhere in the galaxy, protected by a biosphere, into which the foxpig is blasted. The sphere doesnt break; rather, it absorbs the hybrid into itself, and the foxpig lands on the grass. Tekkaman lifts off from the ground and blasts away after his adversary, however Kingdom Come is a magical place where anything extremely awesome and good can happen, especially for foxpigs, and so the hybrid suddenly develops super strength, speed, agility, and one heck of a bite. Tekkaman lunges forward but suddenly he gets the air knocked out of him by an incoming animal known as Super Foxpig. Tekkaman aims his blaster at the superpowered hybrid however Super Foxpig flies at it and chews it off and swallows it. Not only is Foxpig super strong, but so is his disgestive system. Tekkaman is horrified, but thats only the beginning. Super Foxpig whizzes through the air around the mech warrior, taking great big bites off of the armour. Within a few minutes all thats left of Tekkaman is his head, which Super Foxpig saves for last, and throws it into the audience, where a Piranha Plant devours it whole and dies of severe indigestion.
Foxpig advances to Round 3!
Next up: Stewie Griffin vs. Lord DoomForAll!
Yay, go Foxpig! Tactics for next round: do not be too aggressive, his plans fall apart naturally, and interfering may empower him, but still attack a bit, but not directly either as people get sorry for babies.
Stewie Griffin vs. Lord DoomForAll
House fighters are Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic.
The toddler and the supreme power of the multiverse glare at each other coldly. They are in the depths of space, and Stewie is wearing his in-expertly made space suit. And then, instantly, they act. Stewie hires some thugs to take down Lord DoomForAll; namely, these thugs are Electro, Sandman, Juggernaut, etc. but Lord DoomForAll takes control of some superheroes such as Sipder-Man, Cyclops, and Hulk, and they have a huge fight in space. Unfortunately its really cold in space and only Juggernaut survives while the others freeze to death. But of course killing off these characters causes second-rate heroes to be placed in their niche, and so Ben Reilly (Scarlet Spider) comes in wearing a cosmic guise and attacks Juggernaut fiercely, beating the crap out of him. But being a hero Ben decides to take on Stewie AND DoomForAll, and in the ensuing chaos the guise is destroyed and Ben Reilly freezes to death. Stan Lee is uncomfortable at this moment, and decides to retire from creating superheroes, and is booed all the way back to his home. Unfortunately for him, Venom appears and hugs him for not wanting to bring Spidey back, and this snaps Lees spine. Venom shrugs and walks away. Back at the real fight, Stewie fires his carbonite gun at DoomForAll, and surprisingly it works, freezing the multioverlord in a block of frozen CO3. Poor Stewie doesnt realize that carbonite is weak compared to the infinite power of the DoomForAll and it breaks apart completely, showing the Lord in all his form. BLAST! cries the Griffin and tries to get away but Lord DoomForAll teleports him to the nearby galaxy evil nursery which is like a prison only for babies. The Lord smirks unpleasantly before teleimploding himself to the other end of the universe, because that is his lair.
Lord DoomForAll (easily) advances to Round 3!
Next fight: Professor Vengeance vs. Jack the Ripper!
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 2
Jack the Ripper VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
To this day, the true identity of Jack the Ripper is an enigma, so Im not even sure who Im fighting in this round. A man, a woman, a demon from another dimension - who knows? So the Prof will go on the defensive and try to lure him into a House Fighters area. Whos to say Jackies even flesh and blood after all?
Also, I think the Prof would be wise to invite some particularly insane conspiracy theories along for the ride. Not only could they spill the beans on Jack the Rippers true identity, theyd also make for great distractions and cannon fodder. :wink:
I reckon Jack the Ripper probably is an alternate universe Vengeance anyways - same Victorian dress sense and love of villainy...
But less global domination.
Hehehe...
Professor Vengeance vs. Jack the Ripper
House fighters are Taki & Tira.
Its quite startling to find that nobody knows who Jack really is, even after he sadistically defeated Clover last round. Prof. Vengeance swirls his cape around dramatically, and thrusts out his trusty cane. The deranged surgeon just stands there smiling his evil smile. All of a sudden, the cane ignites with a green flare as thousands of chaos emeralds explode with incredible energy. However, his enemy is motionless, still with the sinister smirk on his face. Prof. Vengeance then circles Jack, like in a fencing match, with the cane outwards, pointing at Jack. Lining up his target with Tira, Vengeance suddenly lunges forward, and the cane impales Jack through the midsection and a bright ball of light explodes through it, and Jack is gauged off of the cane and lands in front of Tira. Prof. Vengeance smirks, knowing that Tira will get the better of Jack and destroy him, but it is not so, however. Tira indeed comes forward ready to send Jack to the land down under (the narrator is fried by Aaron Knight whom Kody throws a chair at while he runs away sniggering), but Jack suddenly reveals his true form; its a giant flag of Holland! Even though Tira is a maniacal killer who attacks first and asks questions later, she was born in Holland and therefore must stand up for her nationality. Martijn is appalled that such a fiend could be born there, but he runs away knowing that the scene here is going to be very violent. Tira turns viciously upon Vengeance and before the Professor can raise his cane a tenth of an inch swats it away with her ring blade, and it skids off the platform and out of sight below. Prof. Vengeance retracts his hand in pain but Tira isnt letting up, bodyslamming him to the ground. Vengeance knows what he must do. He produces a phial of blue liquid and drains it. Instantly, superhuman power courses through his veins, and the Professor rises up, glaring at the girl. Tira charges, and Vengeance meets it with a boot to the face. Taki watches with interest from her folded chair, and after a moments pause grabs her martini and slurps it. Jack the Holland flag levitates above the floor and glides over to Vengeance who is laying the hurt on Tira badly. Vengeance looks around too late, and Jack smothers him, wrapping around him and choking him. Tira, panting, stumbles trying to get up and falls back over, KOD. Jack almost has Vengeance when the Professor finally is able to contact his minions. A few androids fly into the arena. All of them have flamethrowers, and they burn the flag completely, Vengeance tearing it off mid-way through the process. Now all thats left of it is ashes. Professor Vengeance is relieved, and he goes into the audience and waits for the next fight. Martijn, for some strange reason, goes back into the arena and exits, scooping Tira up as he does so. Taki takes another generous sip of martini idly.
Professor Vengeance advances to Round 3!
Huzzah and hoorah! As the saying goes, Vengeance is mine! :lame:
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 2
A bowl of custard VS FIFI LAFUME
Boiling, self-replicating custard. How do we come up with this stuff?
Anyways, providing this yellow peril can actually smell, Fifi will once again go on the offence with the tail and skunk-juice the custard beast to high heaven. If that doesnt work (which it almost certainly wont), Fifi will call upon one of her good friends at Acme Looniversity to help out - Mr Dizzy Devil. If he can eat furnature without a single cramp, he can eat my custardy challenger here with little problems.
And if that dont work, she can always just roll around in the custard and try to attract a mate. Shell want to get something out of this tournament. :lame:
Beavis vs. Slipknot
House fighters are Cortez & The Sickness.
The fighters immediately square off. Its unfortunate that Kody forgets he used near-invisible ink for the entire fight so it goes like this:
Beaviswinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsthankstoarand omoccurenceinwhichSlipknotfall intoaseriesofplotholesthatspitthemoutinpiecestosma llforeventhatmouseinthatChrist masrhymeIdunnoIwasntinspiredsosueme.
Beavis advances to round 3!
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Fifi LaFume vs. A bowl of custard
House fighter is the Watcher.
The skunk grabs the bowl of custard and inserts her foul-smelling fumes into the sticky substance however this doesnt work because, of course, it cant smell. However, itdoes smell, in one word of the sense, in which the custard itself stinks, or else that the custard has a smelling sense. However The Watcher cant decide between the two and calls upon the other house fighters to see whats going on. Cortez enters the arena and squashes Fifi flat with his foot. Obelix engulfs the custard but upchucks it because thanks to the smell, its rotten. But since Fifi was squashed...
A bowl of custard advances to Round 3!
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Pee-wee Herman vs. Rusty nail
House fighters are Ancalagon and Big Mac.
The nail is back in the hood, with his bling-bling shades and pimp jacket, rich from the lawsuit that expired Michael Jackson. Pee-Wee trips on the floor and sees the nail in front of him. Hes confused. The nail just sits there. They realize that they are really popular. In fact, neither party realize that the other is the enemy. So they decide to make their own show called the Pee-Wee & Nail Late Late Show in which they discuss shows that really suck and other stuff. Unfortunately as all good things do, after a time the show goes down in ratings and Pee-Wee blames the nail for it. The nail tries to argue but without another word Pee-Wee grabs the nail and hurls it into Mario de Jonghs workshop where he is somehow able to take it apart and turn it into a mini-blender.
Pee-Wee Herman advances to Round 3!
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Mara Jade Skywalker vs. A goth who wields a tanto
House fighters are Obelix & Exa-Gore-Ic.
The two blade wielders meet in epic fashion. The Jedi Knight hurls aloft her light saber but the goth meets the swing with his tanto. Unfortunately for him tantos are no match for light sabers as they can cut through any metal except the arena floor which is invincible now to any kind of assault. The goth screams and runs away but Mara Jade is in hot pursuit. But as we all know goths dont scream unless theyre headbanging, therefore the entire last sentence was completely void. This also means that Mara Jade hasnt bothered to chase the goth, shes chatting with Exa-Gore-Ic. It seems a lot of the fighters in this tournament seem to think they can get along with the house fighters. However its not the case for Mara Jade as Exa-Gore-Ic gets tired of her flapping mouth and implodes just for the heck of it.
A goth who wields a Tanto advances to Round 3!
Will finish up the bracket later today. :)
Turning a rusty nail into a mini blender. Interesting and not so hygenic idea. :)
Hehe. :)
Time for Round 2 to be finished. :)
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Bun-Bun
House fighters are Tira & The Sickness.
Youd think a big sword would be able to get rid of an annoying creature like Bun-Bun, right? Well, youre right, cause that big blade looks really sharp. Bun-Bun the rabbit squeals and bolts. However Ichigo knows that hell be arrested by the RSPCA if he lays one atom of the blade on Bun-Bun. So he decides to chase Bun-Bun into a house fighter. Bun-Bun never really fought in the ATTTWI before because of Kiki impersonating her and earning her a bye into the next round, so she doesnt know what to expect. This proves to be her demise, because in this tournament, people are supposed to expect something false to happen, not be afraid of the unknown happening, which is exactly what is happening to Bun-Bun. Suddenly Mr. Stu falls out of the sky and crushes Bun-Bun randomly. Everybody is confused, and a huge argument begins, eventually degenrating into an all-out brawl, with furniture flying, in which Stu escapes unscathed. Ichigo raises an eyebrow at this pathetic sight.
Ichigo Kurosaki advances to Round 3!
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Shadehawk vs. A stingray
House fighters are Big Mac & Asterix.
Shadehawk leaps at the stingray and snares it but due to the sea creautres oily skin it slips from his grasp and lashes its tail at his feet. Shadehawk cries out in pain and stumbles, dropping right onto his face. The stingray isnt too happy though; hes supposed to be in water. It seems that the narrator was too lazy to buy a new tank filled with water. Kody smacks the narrator upside the head. Ow. Anyway Shadehawk again advances on the stingray, who is about to suffocate due to lack of air when suddenly the call of the Big Mac is heard. The stingray moves over slowly to the house fighter and devours it. It takes a long time for the stingray to eat Big Mac but thats good because youre supposed to savour every bite. Therefore this benefits the stingray and all of a sudden the stingray mutates into a cyborg shark creature with prosthetic legs and feet. Shadehawk recoils, repulsed by this horrid sight. Finally being able to survive on dry land, the cyborg shark grabs the anti-hero by the throat and beats him up and down the arena, and then throws him at Asterix. The gaul aims a solid punch right into Shadehawks forehead, resulting in his skull cracking and his eyeballs to pop out of his head. Suddenly the creature reverts back to the stingray. Guess it was only a one-time deal. The narrator, getting a threatening look from Kody (and Martijn), hurries over to the stingray and carries him off to Sea World.
A stingray advances to Round 3!
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A gold pocketwatch vs. Homer Simpson
House fighters are Taki & Hamlet.
Homer drools. Hes probably thinking of food or something like that. The pocketwatch is back together, even more catching than before, but still its the most damage incapable of Melissas entries. However Homer isnt too focused on the battle either. In fact it looks like hes fallen asleep in the standing position. How appropriate. Once again we call on the house fighters to help. Taki isnt listening; shes still not finished her martini from the last battle she was patrolling. Hamlet, however, jumps into battle immediately and...stops. He looks at the pocketwatch, picks it up...and then throws it at Homers head. The impact hardly does anything rather than cause a slight pause in his snoring, but the watch itself hits the ground. But surprisingly it withstands the fall and lies harmlessly on the ground. This happens to wake Homer up though. Without thinking he stumbles forward, and steps on the watch, crushing it completely. Hamlet groans; he was testing the toughness of the watch but there wasnt any need to. Homer slips on the broken watch and thuds against the ground, hard. The watch is buried beneath his massive weight. Taki is finished her drink and tosses it off the edge where it is sucked up by the vortex, and shrugs. Hamlet, for the sake of the watch, beats the daylights out of Homer.
But Homer Simpson advances to Round 3!
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And the last fight of Round 2...
Pussycat vs. Danish cartoonist
The Watcher is the house fighter.
The cat is in a badly-drawn (with ink) comic strip; hes getting chased by some Rottweilers and, for some strange reason, Collies, who are generally very friendly with other animals, but maybe just want some action. Anyway the cat climbs up the tree but the tree is only partly drawn; the branches are missing. The cat goes flying over the tree and back onto the grass, but now there is no grass; its all bare ground. The cat races across the ground and finds a fence that is broken in some places. He flies through one of the ripped holes, in which one of the Rottweilers barrels through but instead takes out the entire fence; due to it being so flimsy it breaks apart owing to the strength of the mutt and the force that it used. The cat suddenly comes to the cliff. It turns and sees the dogs coming, and fear surges through it. Suddenly the scene pauses, for the cartoonist doesnt know how to end it. However, the cat looks around: everythings frozen in time except him. This is strange, and the cat shakes this off and spots the cartoonist sitting by a badly-drawn tree. The cat springs upon him yowling, and he cant defend himself as he is brutally torn to pieces to the claws and teeth of the cat.
Pussycat advances to Round 3!
Round 3 line-ups in a sec. :)
Round 2 winners
Talkie Toaster
Kenshiro
Violent J
The Grim Reaper
Diotoir
St. Lucifer
Black Mage
XS3
Full Metal Alchemist
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Seong Mi-Na
Chuck Norris
Master Hand
Samus Aran
Mini-Fridge
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Ming Higurashi
Hammer Brother
Foxpig
Lord DoomForAll
Professor Vengeance
Beavis
A bowl of custard
Pee-Wee Herman
A goth who wields a Tanto
Ichigo Kurosaki
A stingray
Homer Simpson
Pussycat
Round 3
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Hammer Brother
Professor Vengeance vs. Seong Mi-Na
Diotoir vs. A goth who wields a Tanto
Kenshiro vs. Foxpig
Violent J vs. XS3
Beavis vs. Samus Aran
Ming Higurashi vs. Google
Lord DoomForAll vs. Master Hand
Pussycat vs. Talkie Toaster
Pee-Wee Herman vs. Black Mage
Chuck Norris vs. The Grim Reaper
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. Homer Simpson
A stingray vs. St. Lucifer
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A bowl of custard
Blaze Ya Dead Homie vs. Mini-Fridge
This time Ill need some tactics, as I use them for fillers. Please. :proud:
Beavis vs. Samus Aran
Take out the chainsaw they stole from Tom Anderson ages ago, and cuter to ribbons. XD
Pee-Wee Herman vs. Black Mage
Act on a level so stupid it drops the Black Mages intelligence points to 0, rendering it useless and able to be crushed thanks to his crappy defense. :P
Cool! XS3 is a wrestler right? So is Violent J. (JCW and former WWF).
Indeed, Leo. XS3 is my e-fed (online virtual wrestling) character.
w00t w00t for Round 3.
Pussycat doesnt eat toast or bread products of any description, which would cause the toaster to throw a massive sulk. How things go from there I dont know:proud:
Black Mage solves this problem the way he solves every other: Hadoken!
Yeah see, we got a little problem with that. Ryu and Ken called. They want their signature move back.
XD
A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 3
PROFESSOR VENGEANCE VS Seung Mi-Na
Expect no sympathy towards my opponent here. The Prof is strictly a pirate man. :wink:
Fistfights have never exactly been the Profs forte, so Im thinking a random mech suit should do the job here (Maybe with a nice layer of adamantium armour. Try slashing that with your Scarlet Thunder blade.) Basically, either try to crush her or fling her into the loving arms of a House Fighter.
If the mech suit doesnt work, switch the cane to Sword Mode and take the plunge with a fencing match.
Google tactics: I had to use Google to find out about the opponent, and thus, Google already owns them, and can summarily execute them.
Master Hand tactics:
Lord DoomForAll may be all powerful, but does he know why kids love Cookie Crunch? No,he doesnt. Master Hand does. Its because he wills them to. All he has to do is ransom the kids to fight for him, or hell dtop them loving Cookie Crunch. Id like to see Lord DoomForAmateur do anything against that!
For the battle versus Google, I was just planning on asking it a series of random questions rapidly (like maybe a thousand or more) and try to make it overload and go offline. If that doesnt work.... just asking it the true value of Pi.
Porfessor Vengence, on the other hand, is not going to be so easy. Reading his profile, I can tell its going to be hard to defeat him but, Seung Mi-Na never gives up. To get through you armor all shed have tpo do is Soul Charge before slahing through it like a hot knife through butter. Not a problem for somone of her skills. Her speed is excellent so Vengence would be hard put to catch her.
Good Luck To All In Round 3!!!
Actually, I want Alex Holts tactics. Id like to see how he reacts to Dans tactics. :proud:
Screw them for now. :proud: First fight of the third round!
Round 3
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Hammer Brother
House fighters are Asterix & Tira.
The Koopa with the hammer faces the Alchemist in epic sequence. The Alchemist immediately turns on the house fighters and fuses them to the ground to prevent them interfering. This gives the Hammer Brother his chance, and before the Alchemist can turn his eyes for a split-second, a hammer collides with his head. He falls forward and goes through the ground. Nobody knows what the hell happened, but its become rather apparent that the Alchemist has vanished from the battle. So the Hammer Brother has won this battle...or has he?
Suddenly, the floor starts to change. The adamantium layers turn liquidy. Asterix and Tira are expelled from the surface, covered in liquid metal, which hardens around them, making statues. Just as suddenly, the Alchemist bursts from the floor, a giant liquid adamantium monster, reeking, boiling in rage. The Hammer Brother shrieks and turns to run, but finds his feet hardened to the surface, which is beginning to turn devilishly hot. Suddenly he remembers that he brought a tankard of liquid nitrogen just in case Mario had some more fireballs to spit at him. Slowly he unzips his backpack and takes it out. Moving faster so his hands dont freeze off, he pours the nitrogen out. The Alchemist is bombarded with cold, and the heat is driven away replaced with cold steel. However nitrogen doesnt react so well with adamantium and the monster explodes in a mess of twisted metal. The Hammer Brother is blown back far but manages to just catch the edge of the arena and pull himself back up. When he does so, the smoke from the explosion disappears, and the audience are amazed. The Alchemist lies in the middle of the arena, spread-eagled, and drained of energy, but still conscious. Not for long though, as the Hammer Brother strides over to the fallen boy and slams a heavy sledgehammer across his skull. Unlike Mr. Psychos hammer this sledgehammer is completely solid, and the Alchemists skull cracks upon impact. Mr. Psycho snorts in the audience.
Hammer Brother advances to Round 4!!
More up soon. :)
Professor Vengeance vs. Seong Mi-Na
House fighters are Ancalagon & The Sickness.
On one side of the arena is a powerful lord, exuding infinte amounts of chaos energy, and uncounted legions of minions. On the other side is a young woman of 23, wielding a staff with a blade on the end. Its Prof. Vengeance who breaks the silence; with a flash of his Uber-cane, a fully-functional adamantium suit appears on him, strengthening him tenfold. Strangely, its the same as the arena floor that got mulched by the Alchemist last time. Seong Mi-Na yells and charges her soul with a burst of blue light, but Vengeance just stands there with an inexplicable smirk on his face. Charging forward Mi-Na with all her strength thrusts Scarlet Thunder right into Vengeances gut. A burst of energy suddenly explodes around Vengeance, and the blade is repelled; not only that, but Mi-Na gets smashed into the chest by the handle of her weapon. She falls back and Vengeance once again extracts a phial of blue liquid and drains it. Such power courses through Vengeances veins that the arena is blown to shreds and the adamantium armour is scrapped. But Mi-Na isnt done yet. Her body floats in the air, and her eyes burn red before her soul begins its incredible transformation into the Phoenix. Vengeance is unfazed; a blue aura of light surrounds him as he watches intently. An qequally bright aura of orange folds around Mi-Na and they face each other, both at their prime. Mi-Nas hand clenches around Scarlet Thunder, which is engulfed in fire, whilst a strudy and extremely sharp knife-like attachment bursts out of Vengeances Uber-cane, alight with emerald and sapphire hues. For a moment, their eyes meet and narrow. Then...they strike.
+2>SMASH!!!
A huge burst of light blinds the entire universe for a split second, and then the audience stare at the fight. Its obvious who the winner is, as Seong Mi-Na goes flying into the stands with an almighty CRASH, the Phoenix spirit exorcised out of her and in front of Vengeance. Vengeance scowls, and without question absorbs the Phoenix into his Uber-cane, which glows more fiercely than ever, as Vengeance returns to normal. Seong Mi-Na groans, and is surprisingly helped to her feet by the Professor who confesses that she did indeed have enough power but not enough to beat him. He may be a supervillain, but hes still a gentleman. :)
Professor Vengeance advances to Round 4!!
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Diotoir vs. A goth who wields a Tanto
House fighters are Taki & Exa-Gore-Ic.
The Irish fuzzy scoopbot looks around. The goth is nowhere to be found. Diotoir wonders at this, for nobodys been late to a match since Round 1. It must be a coincidence. Somebody enters the arena, and its not the goth. Diotoir wheels around and with a rush of loathing he recognizes his arch-rival, Firestorm V. Its suddenly turned into an episode of Robot Wars as Firestorm flies at his nemesis (hehe, Nemesis :proud:) in a burning rage. But of course this is the ATTTWI, so anything can happen. :proud: Right then, a ton of cows land on Firestorm and break his flipper off, not to mention burying him in beef. :proud: Laughing can be heard and Diotoir again wheels around to see The Wootinator, who was looking for Professor Vengeance but just missed him. Suddenly The Wootinator disappears, and gets into a fight with a piece of bacon. The cows and Firestorm also vanish, and Diotoir is beginning to get flustered when the goth finally arrives on the scene with his Tanto. Apparently the London transit is murder. The fight is finally under way, and the goth swings the Tanto up and brings it down hard to Diotoirs chassis. This should have completely levelled the Irish bot but Diotoir is severely overweight due to the amount of microchips he was eating for breakfast the other day. This contributed to his chassis and armour becoming much heavier and tougher than before, and the hit from the Tanto actually causes recoil damage to the goth, who falls over with his hands shaking and his head pounding. Diotoir reacts instantaneously, plunging right into the goth. A scream of intense pain that goes on half a minute pierces the air. Of course, you would scream too if about 25kg of cold metal scoop inserted itself into...somewhere between your legs. Diotoir pushes the goth into Exa-Gore-Ics area, who fires a bright golden at the goth, frying him crispy. The goth holds up a burning white flag in surrender, but that just causes Exa-Gore-Ic to blast him even more. All thats left of the goth is his Tanto.
Diotoir advances to Round 4!!
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Kenshiro vs. Foxpig
House fighters are Obelix & Big Mac.
The foxpig still retains its superpowers from last round so Kenshiro is slightly at a disadvantage. Not that he cant get out of it, though, as the muscle man lumbers forward with the ground shaking under his feet. Foxpig is certainly taken back by the apparently gigantic berth of the man, but doesnt hestitate any longer. Man meets hybrid, and the punches they deal rock the arena. However Kenshiro, being the bigger opponent, has a greater pushback force so the foxpig is slowly being pushed towards the edge of the platform. Kenshiro isnt, though, aware of the foxpigs agility, and it swiftly ducks between a fist to the ground and lets fly a hind kick to Kenshiros, er, hindquarters. Kenshiro topples forward and falls off the edge, however he manages to catch it with his feet. Thats about the only thing he can do right now, as the foxpig chomps down on one of his feet. The superpowered jaws clamp down on Kenshiros limb and toss him off the platform and into the depths.
Foxpig advances to Round 4!!
Next up: The wrestling match - Violent J vs. XS3!
Im not bothering with tactics anymore. Id only be repeating myself. Just do what the three fighters normally do (which, in all three cases, appears to be Sit there and do flip-all).
Oh well I tried anyways.... -sighs- I just hope that Ming has better luck against Google.
Well, Chris, Gary Cairns entered the Golden Monkey in the WI2, and he didnt give tactics...and it won. You might be better off that way. *shrugs*
I want Alexs tactics for DoomForAll against Master Hand before I post that fight. I want to use it. Seriously. :proud:
Well, I can do the next three matches so...sod it for now. :proud:
Violent J vs. XS3
House fighters are Cortez & Hamlet.
LOWER THE CAGE!
An immense steel cage is lowered onto the arena, enclosing the wrestlers. They grin at this, for a cgaed match is awesome. At least to them. and no house fighters allowed in the cage, so Cortez and Hamlet are on top of the cage. The house fighters decide to fight each other out of boredom and down in the cage the real match begins. Leo van Miert hits a bell and the two wrestlers circle each other like wolves. Unlike WWE this is actual real wrestling so anybody with a faint heart would be advised to leave the arena now.
*hundreds of audience members scream and run away*
Thank you. Lets get to the fight. XS3 charges Violent J and immediately clotheslines him. Violent J falls down hard but hes up already and elbows XS3 in the face. XS3 recoils with a howl of pain and that gives Violent J the opportunity to butt him head-to-head, causing XS3 to collapse. Violent J prepares for a body slam on the ground but XS3 rolls away and Violent J collides with the ground. As Violent J gets up, XS3 pulls off a hurracanrana. Violent J is pounded against the wall and falls down, but gets up again...to walk into a drop kick in the face that sends him flying back into the wall. But before he hits the wall, suddenly the cage gives way as Cortez has just jumped on it and this sends Violent J down to his doom. Cortez just makes back onto the platform whilst Hamlet drops lightly beside XS3 and raises his hand, declaring him the winner.
XS3 advances to Round 4!!
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Beavis vs. Samus Aran
House fighter is The Watcher.
Samus Aran isnt wasting any time; she launches a missile at Beavis, who from the previous Round 1 battle had acquired a superpowered brain. He constructs a shield made of pillows, and much to everyones amazement the missile is reflected the other way. Samus dives away as the missile blows by her and destroys an audience stand. The worlds greatest scientists come into the arena and inspect the pillow shield, and after about 45 minutes of grueling, teeth-chattering observance and calculating the scientists stand up and congratulate Beavis on making the universes first missile deflector made out of pillows. Beavis shakes their hands, but suddenly hes whacked in the back out of the head by something...fluffy. Its a pillow, and the ones who have tossed it are the counting sheep from the Serta commericals. They complain that they were the ones who made the first pillow shield, and theyve got the patent to prove it. Whiles the scientists and the sheep argue, Beavis slowly stumbles and gets to his feet, only to be nailed and incinerated by an incoming charge shot fired by Samus standing nearby.
Samus Aran advances to Round 4!!
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Ming Higurashi vs. Google
House fighters are Asterix & Obelix.
The Google executives and board directors havent the slightest idea who this Ming is, and theyre never going to get anywhere with Fred Flintstone as their owner. So they give him the boot and hire back their old owners. They use their evil spy tactics and dont-ask-how methods to track down Ming, and from weeks of watching and studying her (eww =P) now they know everything about her, but they still dont own her because shes not in their captivity. Its unfortunate that they havent gotten a sense of mathematics yet. Even less fortunate is that Ming cant find out the number Pi, and so finding a computer (with high-speed internet, yay :proud:), she sits down and searches Pi in the question area of the Google site. Back at Google HQ, the staff are having an indoor BBQ when suddenly they get a call from the head office. Apparently they have just been asked what Pi is. Here science again intervenes; as we all know the true value of Pi is never completely known, and the number of decimal points is seemingly infinite. Before it was known that Pi had about 6 decimal places but sadly it was discovered that there were more. Eventually the true number will be found but not today, which confirms that the amount of decimals places Pi has is infinite. Therefore the owners and directors and all the staff of Google are quite dumbfounded by this, and since they cant answer the question they go completely insane and run into the arena, surrounding Ming and bellowing insults and uncomprehendable words, also waving mounds and mounds of paper in her face. Faced with all the roaring in her face Ming snaps and taking out her katanas goes on a massacre, involving almost every single member of Google being chopped into pieces thinner than regular paper. Ming wouldve finished off the owners but Asterix and Obelix got there first and are mercilessly beating them to a pulp, and then toss them across the galaxy, where they somehow land on Earth and even more incredibly...on the Robot Wars arena...in the pit. :proud:
Ming Higurashi advances to Round 4!!
Doomforall will use his power over matter to give the master-hand master-arthritis. If not, blast it to hell.