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Nah Paul, youve got it wrong.... Hell is the one with the fire and demons and stuff. Franks brain is the thing that a bit like that, with less fire and less demons but as a whole a lot worse.
I actually used to live down there, but they evicted me. Something about being too evil. :proud:
Awesome fight Kody, cant wait for the rest. And for your info, The 7isc doesnt work. A new version would be 7he Disc:)
Wow! Thats got to be one of the best fights ever! Wll done to Kody for a legendary battle and also commiserations to Alex, a very close fight. My lil tracked rammer is doing well in Crash and Burn, I hope I can keep it up!:)
7he Disc...:uhoh:
Im more concerned about how far it can go...theres a great name for a 76th version there, 7he 6isc :P
Ive got a horrible feeling that this incarnation of achilles is my panic attack 24k...
Anyways, good fight to both my Liam and Kody.
On a side note - I shall have vengeance.
V-v-v-vengeance...?:uhoh:
Not v-v-v-vengeance, just vengeance. :proud:
How do you pronounce the 6isc, anyway?
Is it the sixisc or just, the sisc?
or the gisc, if youre a 1337 sorta guy.
Its The Sisc to me, but I have weird ways of saying things. Just like FRA is fray and Frank is devil. :)
Battle 2
Spin Dash Unleashed vs. Gabriel III
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Kody: And how€™s our proud Scotsman today?
Steven: Spiffing, m€™lad.
Kody: How d€™you feel about going up against Joey and Gabriel?
Steven: They seem like a strong team, so I€™ll have to pull the part myself.
Kody: And what are your tactics gonna be?
Steven: Destroy the wheels, of course.
Kody: Good luck.
Steven: Ta.
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Kody: Good day, how goes it?
Joey: Aside from showers of mongeese earlier today, I€™m fine.
Kody: Uh€¦okay. What do you think of your opponent?
Joey: Scottish. Metal. Hedgehog. With a saw.
Kody: Erm€¦sure. Tactics?
Joey: Flip him. Once he€™s over, that saw won€™t help him much.
Kody: Good luck, then.
Joey: Back at you.
Kody: €¦
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Roboteers, stand by€¦
Booth #1: Steven McGregor
Booth #2: Joey McConnell
There€™s Obelix Bulguous in the CPZ in the top-left corner, that great hammers can damage loads€¦and Damocles with those great drums of peril.
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
Activate!
Our second battle sees Gabriel flying straight at Spin Dash, as Joey implements his tactics immediately. The sawblade doesn€™t get to spin itself up joyfully as the front of Gabriel crashes into it, halting the blade quickly, and stuffing Spin Dash straight up onto Gabriel€™s flipping arm! The barbs don€™t quite do their job as they scrape at Spin Dash€™s underbelly, unable to grab a wheel slot, but Gabriel continues his path towards the arena wall€¦and activates the arm just before reaching the wall.
Could this be the quickest OOTA we€™ve seen?
Apparently not, as Spin Dash€™s rear end saves it, meeting the arena wall halfway up and sliding down, only to be trapped up on its end by Gabriel and held there. Gabriel slowly releases the arm, and Spin Dash falls onto it€¦Gabriel backs off, hoping to have snagged one of the wheel slots; indeed Joey sees that Gabriel feels a bump as one of Spin Dash€™s 6 wheels travels over the barbs, but it€™s unable to capitalize as Spin Dash falls completely off the arm and moves away, desperate to try and get an attack in, and that blade is now spinning up quite fast.
Gabriel zooms in again to attack, but this time Steve is ready, and as Joey€™s bot enters Spin Dash€™s personal space quite fast, Spin Dash lives partially up to his name by spinning around, resulting in Gabriel shunting into the side, but sending Spin Dash off to his own side; however Spin Dash was too close to the side and instead of landing further away and moving in to attack one of the wheels, the saw smashes into that said side of Gabriel!
CRASH!!!
The 7mm HDPE ain€™t looking too good after that collision, a wide gash in the armour is clearly seen and Gabriel is spun away slightly, but there€™s no major internal damage, as Joey confirms by moving Gabriel around into a U-turn fast enough to make a certain hedgehog cry, but not this time, as Spin Dash ducks away from Gabriel€™s side and blasts away, spinning the sawblade back up. Gabriel is in pursuit as Spin Dash drives across the arena, turning past the flame pit as Gabriel keeps the pressure up, gaining ever so slightly on Spin Dash, and then Spin Dash turns sharply. Joey has fallen for it again as Steve spins his sawbot around and throws himself straight over the flipper before it can activate and onto Gabriel€™s side. It€™s what Steve was hoping for, and Spin Dash finally gets a chance to attack Gabriel€™s tires! Gabriel backs off, but Spin Dash is right on his heels, and swerves off to the side. Gabriel can€™t turn fast enough!
CRASH!
Spin Dash is shunted violently away, and it doesn€™t look like a wheel was hit, but as Gabriel moves away, there is definitely something amiss. Gabriel isn€™t moving quite how Joey wants€¦and now we see the problem! Spin Dash has smashed off the front castor! Gabriel just ran over it and it€™s lying on the arena floor beside Spin Dash, as the Scottish sawbot drives in to muster his powerful blade again! There€™ll be no more car-like steering for Joey this match, as Gabriel moves away, depleted of a useful manoeuvring strategy, and Steve grins at how he€™s crippled his opponent.
Joey isn€™t out yet by a long shot, as Gabriel takes another plunge into Spin Dash€™s front. Steve keeps the suspense going as Spin Dash stops and tries to manoeuvre around Gabriel€™s side, not spinning around for this meeting. Gabriel backs off and allows Spin Dash to come near, but Steve thinks better of this and turns to back Spin Dash off towards one of the CPZs. Might be crazy, might not be, but Gabriel takes the bait and goes after him€¦and actually gets under him! Spin Dash tried to turn, but the tetrahedric bot was just too fast and rammed into him, and the sawblade doesn€™t do much here, only a glancing blow as a few sparks go flying, and Gabriel stuffs Spin Dash into Obelix€™s wedge! WHAM! The hammer comes down hard on Spin Dash€™s top armour, thankfully withstood, but Gabriel keeps him there, as Spin Dash is shunted onto Gabriel€™s flipper, and tossed straight onto the house robot, though thankfully not onto its back.
Gabriel exits the CPZ as Damocles comes near, not wanting to take a heavy blow from those drums, and Obelix turns to give Spin Dash another hefty kick in the€¦head (:proud:) with the hammer, but Spin Dash squeezes further into the CPZ, right at Obelix€™s side€¦and begins to push, the stationary sawblade slid under the ground clearance! Damocles pauses and backs off, not wanting to damage a fellow house robot as Steve pushes Obelix towards it. Gabriel shoots in to take advantage of Spin Dash€™s distraction, and finds that Steve isn€™t all that blind because Spin Dash backs away as Gabriel comes in from the side. Spin Dash moves in to push Gabriel, and sends him straight towards Obelix who has turned right around to give his victims wrath€¦WHAM!
That didn€™t look good. Nor did it sound good. Let€™s see€¦oh dear€¦Gabriel has just suffered some major exterior damage as the side panel has taken a gaping hole from where the hammer was just pulled out. Gabriel wiggles around like a catfish bouncing around on a shoreline, but he€™s not slippery enough to shake off Spin Dash€™s grip, who€™s pushed him yet again into the house robot, and up the house robot€™s wedge! This proves to be a mistake as the hammer axle swings around and belts Gabriel on the underside edge, knocking him straight off and to Spin Dash€™s own side, who€™s just been hit by the hammer rather gently.
Steve turns to attack but finds Gabriel gone across the arena, and slamming into the pit release button, opening the pit. Obelix and Damocles return to their respective CPZs, and Spin Dash rockets across the arena towards the spot where Gabriel is; Gabriel moves out of the way causing Spin Dash to nearly slam into the button himself, he backs off and avoids Gabriel€™s own charge as he moves in, and goes too fast for Spin Dash to take advantage of, swerving around for a fresh assault. Spin Dash barely avoids the arena saws that pop up and seemingly goes to meet the impaired wedge head-on, though tricking Joey once again and sliding off-course slightly, straight towards the left side!
WHUP!
I don€™t think Joey liked the sound of that, and as Gabriel turns, he seems to be further impaired€¦and the cause? Bits of rubber that have been smashed straight off the wheel€¦followed by the whole tire tread! Steve clenches his fist in triumph as Spin Dash has hit the jackpot, targetting directly where he wanted to, straight into the wheel and slicing the rubber straight off! Joey is noticeably flustered, and tries to counter-attack, but it€™s pretty hard when the wheel doesn€™t touch as low to the ground as the tire did meaning you€™ve only got 1WD!
Steve moves in for the kill as Gabriel is only moving in circles, trying to spin around to line Spin Dash up with the flipper, as it seems to be his only hope, as Spin Dash goes to make another feint with the swerve-and-attack-the-wheel tactic, but Gabriel is lucky as Spin Dash drives straight into the front and up onto Gabriel€™s flipper! And this time, it appears that Spin Dash is indeed stuck on the barbs! Some of the tires are moving, but some definitely aren€™t, and Spin Dash is now rather helpless, the blade spinning but doing jack-all to the air! It€™s just too bad Gabriel can€™t take advantage of this since he€™s half-dead himself! :proud:
The Watcher moves in to separate the two, but it€™s not working, as Spin Dash is firmly trapped on the flipper. The Watcher gets his lifting arm into play, lifting up the rear end of Spin Dash€¦and the spinning sawblade hits Gabriel€™s top!
CRASH!
Not a major hit, but it€™s finally gotten Spin Dash off the wedge, and out of trouble, as Gabriel is spun around again slightly. Joey turns Gabriel around as fast as he can, but Spin Dash proves that he€™s quite the faster now as he quickly nips around to Gabriel€™s right side and smacks into it!
WHUP!
And Gabriel stops moving. I think that hit was the clincher for Spin Dash, as he€™s just disabled Gabriel€™s drive completely. He pushes Gabriel from the exact same siide he just hit, and it€™s clear that he€™s scored another jackpot - more sliced rubber emerges from the underside of Gabriel, and there€™s nothing he can do now, as Spin Dash pushes, and pushes, as The Watcher keeps up, and the count-down starts€¦a bit too late, ref. :proud: A few more inches, and Gabriel is plunged into the deep depths of the pit.
CEASE!
Mr. Lucifer won€™t be pleased with Gabriel III€™s performance today, no sir. :proud:
Spin Dash Unleashed advances to Round 2!
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Kody: What happened out there?
Joey: I got amputated, that€™s what. Oh well.
Kody: Hope you return.
Joey: I do too. So long, chum.
Kody: Well, Mr. McGregor, you sure showed us quite the act!
Steven: Indeed I did, m€™lad.
Kody: You€™re gonna go all the way, right?
Steven: Nae danger. :wink:
Kody: Heh, good luck for Round 2.
Steven: Aye.
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Next battle: The 6isc vs. Dolce
Bullocks. Well done Stevo, anyway.
*takes out a piece of paper, before writing Spin Dashs name on it, looking both ways, and folding it up again, laughing quietly to himself* :proud: