Cool my first telling off and i am honoured it be from you Mr Mason. I will try next time. :)
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Cool my first telling off and i am honoured it be from you Mr Mason. I will try next time. :)
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Delete They Call me Mr. Tank for plagiarising If It Looks Like A Tank.
Hey, I based my tank around the British Challenger 2, Mart based his around the Russian T90, they are key differences.
As for tactics, I will activate the smoke screen and destroy scuff, mainly the arena.
The Oracles tactics:
Watch as Kustom 2 gets swallowed up by its own plot hole. :proud:
Now thats just silly :P
Exactly. :proud:
I mean its silly you expect me to install a potentially universe destroying power source without making sure it wont affect my own robot. You wouldnt take normal batteries and make it so they just electrocute the internals, would you?:proud:
Well this being a tournament of, er, great proportions, I wouldnt expect anything sensible to occur...maybe occasionally, but... :wink:
i just dont believe it. i have spent ages writing the second battle and somehow deleted it. now i will have to do it again. tomorrow now tho. all in capitals and everything. tut
If it helps, I dont really have tactics for the second fight...just yell a lot and hope the hamsters do their job, and not start humping each other.
Battle 2 ... Rodent Rampage vs Thomas The Youtube Engine
This battle will take place on Heathrow Terminal 5 building roof.
3,2,1, Activate
Thomas has the first move and moves its 26 tons toward Rodent as Joey instructs hamsters to back off, the sheer size of Thomas puts the ebee jeebees up Joey. But Thomas comes to a stop as the Clusters appear and begin their attack, Idiot goes straight for the front of Rodent as Boxy goes for the rear which turns out to be fatal. Joey spins up his circular saw to full spin and Boxy is shredded to pieces taking flight toward Robojelly. Cardboard lands all over Robojelly soaking up all the juices and becomes a solidified mess. Springbok comes round for a hit but the sparks from Idiots Square wheels set it alight and there is flames everywhere. Rodent sees this as a chance and attacks Thomas aiming the circular saw at 1 of the 9000 wheels of Thomas taking it from the axle with a massive well positioned hit but Thomas just has to drive forward a few feet and drives onto Rodent. The 26 tons of Thomas forces Rodent right through the roof and Rodent lands right on the Baggage rails causing mayhem. Driving through the a massive pile of books, Joey drives out the building, up the builders ramp and back onto the roof behind Thomas. Idiot meanwhile is still tying to get some speed up with its Square wheels and springbok is just doing circles out of control Mr Mason sees joey trying to attack from the rear. turns and brings the flippy thing into play and flips Rodent a mile high taking out 2 planes coming into land but Joey deploys the parachute and land what he thinks is safe on top of Thomas. Straight away the Tickly thing grabs Rodent and begins its assult on the hamsters, literally wetting themselves with laughter, Joey now screaming instructions to the hamsters to get a grip and they manage to get the circular saw into play cutting the tickly thing just as the spanky thing makes its move on the rear of Rodent leaving a nice red glow. Rodent now racing away from Thomas with Thomas in persuit drives around the hole it fell through and Chris doesnt see the hole and one side of Thomas gets stuck in the hole and cant seem to move. Idiot bot tries to get in on the action but having only moved 2 feet the whole battle hits springbok and sets on fire itself. Chris has 1 chance left and deploys The Pastel Trio. Rolling toward Rodent who sees this as an oppertuntiy for a break the hamsters jump out and start eating The Pastel Trio giving them a massive sugar hit. This new found power Joey siezes the oppertunity of hamster power. Hamsters, cheeks full of Pastels, get up speed and go flying into Thomas but the sheer size of Thomas just takes the hit and Chris lets out a smile as the hit has dislodged the 9000 wheels and Thomas is back in it. Thomas drives half way over Rodent when suddenly a book pops out of the armour of Rodent, The 2008 1001 Facts You Didnt Know book flies into Thomas and onto the Pies lap. Looking perplexed Chris tries desperatly to do something but the pie begins to read. Rodent tries to get away with the sugar hit hamsters going full tilt manage to reverse from the now still Thomas. Second pass as the Refbot comes in for the count. Thomas has been the victim of the book full of reality facts and just cant deal with it. the clock counts to ten and Joey punches the air in victory.
Rodent Rampage goes through.
Next up ... They Call Me Mr Tank vs Wikipedibot