Swannys Bar

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...has anyone seen the cue ball?
I didnt know Mike Lambert was playing :)

OHH do we have scampi fries and cheexy moments if so two packs each please

geoff smith can you please get into gear and get our food licence cos we are losing money and custom. and jenny make sure them lines are cleaned out good and proper. mr stu get me a nice cold carling cold please.

trev has been to the real life swannys bar and is crashed out on my sofa struggling to stay awake. bless you trev. stop eating biscuits.

(Message edited by swanaldo on August 09, 2008)

(Message edited by swanaldo on August 09, 2008)

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU wheres my carling cold

*Here ya go - and some nuts*

Its Sat night - wheres the live band?

Mr Stu

ahhhhhhhhhh thats good beer mr stu. no more cloudy beer clive :)

evening ppl

might as well stay up and watch the olympics

we should take swannys bar to vegas on 20th sep to watch hatton or we should just watch it in swannys bar - cheaper then lol

got my theory soon :sad:

had a good drive today to jonnos - my dad was rubbish with his directions though, even with sat nav. made me cut across 3 lanes on this huge roundabout in the town centre. and them hills by jonnos LOL! nearly died it was that steep

my next trip is to mablethorpe may take me along time lol but ill be there. ill pick u up on the way jonno

you are welcome at the real swannys bar lear. just let me know and i will get the spare room ready. them hills by jonnos are daunting but should get used to it if you pass your test. you old enough to be in here and where is the que ball lear

(Message edited by swanaldo on August 10, 2008)

the que ball is either in that lads head who was trying to sneak in or down the hospital when they took it out - sorry ill buy you a new one

yes im old enough to be here, jonnos seen my id and said im allowed in. hopefully theres a bar in portsmouth so i can test it out there lol it worked in tesco last night :) the lady on the counter didnt have a clue ;)

o ye my dads back now - he recommends going on a cruise - he wouldnt shut up about it at jonnos and hes been on the phone since hes been back telling everyone that its the best holiday hes been on and that they should go on one

we went out for a drive when he got back - 4 hours and 130 miles later with a few stops at various houses my mom phoned up askin where we were - she took her time missing us :sad:! lol

(Message edited by john on August 10, 2008)

Ill stick around. :)

Ok its pool night, have we got a cue ball back yet? I call tails for the break toss

Can I just have a pint of Pepsi please barman
Gotta stick to the soft stuff, Im designated driver for the night

I never drink.

Alcohol, that is. :)

lol. designated driver. i put a new que ball in the table this morning just need to put money in it and hey presto pool balls

i have just eaten 2 kebabs.

wi chips

and i plan to eat a box of milk tray and choc hobnobs with a nice cuppa when the kids go to bed

while i watch the best of top gear

and opimplic highlights

then mabee big brother but its boring now

while watching swannys bar through my 50 vid cameras in my black leather chair with a white cat on my lap

ok in the blue booth we have MR STUUUUUUUUUUU from Redditch near bitmingham. he works in swannys bar and is also putting up 2 projector screens in the opposing corners later. ok mr stu if you are ready lets play NUMBERWANG........
choose a number please

Hiya,
Nice to be here...

Ok errrrrrrrrrr

28

Mr Stu

16

75

7

32

THATS NUMBERWANG

well done mr stu round 1 to you

ok round 2

a number please mr stu

errr this is hard, i was lucky that time..
ok errrr.....

45

23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGJB410Ccshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGJB410Ccs

A must-have for the bar, will keep the drunks entertained all night long :)

Oh no errrrr

13

hmmmmmm 46

10 !!

THATS NUMBERWANG

mr stu you have done a white wash over the swan getting numberwang in record time........YAY.........YAY.........congratulaions mr stu you win a nice bottle of old smell and a packet of crisps

a big round of applause fr mr stu ladys and gentlemen

join us next time on


NUMBERWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

der der der der der deeerrr derrd er derder derderdd

just watched that vid jamie its just the thing i need on my bar

it will keep the drunks entertained for hours

You know they say,small things, please small minds. That just proves my point.

The licence for food at Swannys Bar has been approved. A menu will be posted shortly after we engage the sevices of a cook.

I make a mean Pasta Bolognese :)

Hey Kody, was the explosion at Sunshine propane anywhere near you?