Swannys Bar

I hate rex i want him out luke and rebecca back in

Yeah,Rex is an idiot and so is his girlfriend Nicola,Rebecca was awesome to she was funny like Luke.

nicola if fit tho. i would :)

Last Orders now in, we close at 2 tonight sadly.

And no fights in this bar LJ or your out.

And fully agree - get Luke and Rebecca back in ASAP!!

Mr Stu

Aww man, couldnt sleep so I planned to come for a tipple but youre closed now - boo :sad:

so just for fun on tuesday night i will do a swannys bar quiz but if there is no interest its not worth it. i need to know so i can get doing the questions which will be general knowledge and the winner will probably be the one who googles the answers the quickest. :) so come on if you are doing nothing tuesday night sign up and i will entertain you.

just watched the film daylight robbery

gd film!

Ill play while serving. lol
Ill have my phone on google under the bar. haha.

Mr Stu

so entrants so far are

John Lear
Jamie McHarg (but arriving late)
Mr Stu
Jonno

i would but under age lol

i am sure you can stand outside and shout the answers in matt :)

lol:lol:

matt

im underage :P

i can get you some id if you want lol

Theres the proof then, JL - out you go..

*Throws LJ out for being under age*

Given yet another picture of a chav (you) to the doorman to make sure you dont come back in. lool.

Mr Stu

Im in for it

kount me inn four the jenerel nolige and smelling kwiz pleeze

no probz clive ma man. Innit get rdy 4 best Qiz eva ! Swannyz Qz FTW ! - BRAP!

Mr Stuz

oH my crikey this is chav mania.

so we have

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id

*Hands Matt fake ID* If you get caught, you never met me, right ?

Ill enter :) Mines an Absolute Vodka, no mixer

I have been asked to give all patrons of Mr Swans fine establishment due notice.
When the head bar-maid and chief of in-house security returns from instructing her Friday evening self defence class she will be making a random inspection of patrons ID and conducting a search for offencive weapons. If any patrons are found to be either under-age or in posession of anything dodgy they will be removed from the premises (by force if required) and served with life ban from chez Swan. I addition she wishes to point out that being a chav or any chav-like conduct will also result in removal (and probaly a right good seeing to once outside!)
(and I understand LJ is top of the list!! :proud:)

oh cool geoff form an orderly que. me first for battering LJ :)

Ill enter, and drinks all round please. Mines a Westons organic Draught vintage cider please.

so we have

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston

you and jenny doing anything tuesday evening geoff.

Leos buying drinks this round - god ill be busy.
*Hands everyone their drink of their choice*
Make sure you all thank Leo!

Mr Stu

so now we are getting a good croud in....

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston
leo van miert

quiz will start at 830pm tuesday night so dont be late. still anyone can join in for the swannys bar pub quiz with prizes and everything :)

Right, Im in house. Firstly there will be a spot i.d check. *walks around the bar, stops infront of lj* I.D please. Also are you carrying any offensive weapons? and has anyone seen the cue ball?

put the que ball back L:J

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bless dale that bint was waiting for him.

ermmm does the bar do breakfast.... if so, id like 3 pieces of toast and tea please :)

and none of the horrible weight watchers bread i have to have here at home :sad:

fried egg sandwich please, and a cuppa tea

just cant get the staff !!!!

sack em swanny !!!

Its a Bar, not a Bar and Restaurant!

May start doing cheesy chips at night time as people are leaving. Cheesy chips - awwwwww.

Mr Stu

Its whatever Swanny wants it to be. :)

this lager is cloudy:sad:

Right, Ill go and change the barrel, and flush the pipes. That should clear the beer. Sorry no food, we havent got our food licence through. It has been applied for. Until then its bar snacks. Crisps, nuts and pretzles. So what would you like?

plain crisps pickled egg and a bag of pork scratchings please

Coming right up Clive, no problem.

I hear we have just had some choclate bars in also.

Mr Stu