Swannys Bar

I aint putting what i wanna put as its a family forum

right boys and girls, im off to bed,

got to put my alarm engineer head on in 5 hours !!

:)

This aint a family Bar Bex

Mr Stu:lame:

oioi i hope i didnt miss jonnos round

i will have 3 shots of gold schlager its good stuff!

if swanny is door man then ill have to whack out my new id he wont av to bother askin me questions as he knows im 18 and that the id isnt fake :)

so where are my drinks?

typical leaves when its his round:mrgreen:

Yes I am off to bed as well when ive had my slow screw, helps me sleep better, although cut back on the alchohol as im rubbish at work wiht a hangover

jeez just when i land at the bar everyone goes :sad:

didnt see you sneek in LJ

*Gives Bex a slow Screw*

*Asks LJ for his ID*

*Says Hi To Clive*

(John Act on your email tomorrow)

Mr Stu

call yourself a doorman?

you were busy tellin off the other bouncer for chattin up some 15 year old whos trying to get in without id

i did say hi but you were busy

heres my id stu

i was born on the 20th july 1990

ill show you the id at next event - its good stuff and if there is a bar ill even use it and get the drinks in haha

lol well i am obviously not doing the door very well so i will go and lock myself in the office. please do not disturb. :)

i just going for a between the sheets with the landlady

go and count all the money you have made tonight

im sure jonnos doing that now on his little spreadsheet on his laptop lol

£££ ching

shane you should get into the educational robot part - id much rather have you at my school then jonno haha

bar closed early then :sad:

Wow, I go for an early night for once and then discover three pages worth of archives and a rather cool bar are formed :)

Im off now to practice my darts throwing for tonight. I expect a Jack Daniels and Coke to be ready for me tonight please thank you kind bar people :)

its roasting outside

think we going to have to have an outside bit for swannys bar

Yeah, beer garden would be nice :)

yeah it is darts night tonight so sign ups now please. i will choose who plays who and there will be no prizes its just for fun. dont be late behind the bar tonight jenny and mr stu thursdays can be busy. darts will commence at 10 ish and thats a big ish got get signed in you got to be in it to win it.

im up for playing

im ready to kick all you noobs bums

ok i have decided to do a quiz on the swannys bar thread. the format will go like this........

i will ask a question and the first person to post the correct answer gets the point. first to 20 points is the winner and will recieve a swannys bar prize which will be posted or given at portsmouth.

quiz night will be on tuesday night from 9pm. anyone wishing to take part please sign up before.

darts tonight but just for laughs
quiz will be more serious

der management

LOL,pint of absinthe please....errrr.....if thats even drinkable.

im in for the quiz

iv just noticed that this thread is now bigger then the 5 word one! well done crew lol

Ill sign up for darts :)
And Im up for the quiz as well (although I work on Tuesdays so dont usually get online till 11pm - hope I dont miss the best bits :P)

I like my emo grass, i just make it depressed and it cuts itself

its been a long day

had a good driving lesson, should be passed soon and then im heading to mablethorpe to see you shane lol mablethorpe looks a tiny place on google earth lol

now back at the bar

cool wonder if you can see my house

u prob can

google earth is the best lol

saw an advert last night - pretty cool invention - http://www.bricky.comwww.bricky.com

i hate empty pubs like this, they just remind me that i am a billy no mates.

does anyone remember the indoor league on tv?
Freddie Truman presenting, and a whole tv programme dedicated to pub games, arm wrestling, cheese skittles, ladies darts bar billiards , and many more.Come on mine host it might atttract a few more people in off the street get it organised.By the way somebody has nicked the cue ball

well not many entered the darts match cant be a popular game anymore. ah well must all be watching big brother

do i win as im the only person in the pub?

err im here

n iv just beaten you

big brothers pretty good tonight , what they just did was cool

It shall get better on big bro I watched it live last night... great argument coming up soon

why have you got the cue ball in a sock LJ

lol clive. put it down lj before you get thrown out. jeez half a lager and he is taking on the world

Nah Bex....big brothers a load crap now that Luke has gone,I wish they still had people like Science out of BB 5 in there,he was a legend,it makes it much more entertaining.LOL.

lol iv just heard some underage noobs r trying to get in so im just lending the cue ball to smack them round the head

and yr bex, rex is such a fool lol i saw it in the sun - hes a loser

and ye fan they have taken all the good housemates out - i think they should just put them all back in

that task was good but rex and that bint are boring. i would be soooooooo embarrassed with the situation.